Snake eats crocodile (Only in Asstralia)

[D-FENS]

http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/queensland/snake-eats-crocodile-after-epic-fight-in-queensland-20140303-33xz8.html

That's amazing. I'm glad I don't live there

[9erempiree]

That snake needs to be shot and killed.

[Marcus Thornton]

Damn, nature scary as fvck.

[TheReal Kendall]

:eek: That shit crazy. How can that damn snake moving after such a big meal?

[D-FENS]

:eek: That shit crazy. How can that damn snake moving after such a big meal?

I know right? I'd be having a sleep under a tree, and then the HUGE crocodile poop

[gigantes]

ah, and what do you actually know about "Asstralia?"

exactly. so you're a f--king idiot, as usual.

so what exactly is the problem? :)

[Patrick Chewing]

The Florida Everglades are getting full of these big bastards to where it's open hunting season for them every year cause they're killing off all the other wildlife. These things are not pets and if you can't handle them, don't dump them in the wild.

[plowking]

It was a fresh water crocodile, and only about 1 meter long. I've been to the place where it happened, and swam in that lake. Very nice out there.

I guess it is shocking seeing it, but it does happen. Its a huge snake, and a small crocodile. No fully grown crocodile is getting handled by a snake, no matter how big.

[Draz]

I want to see the size of that snakes shit after. It'll probably take a good year to dissolve that shit.

[MMM]

The Florida Everglades are getting full of these big bastards to where it's open hunting season for them every year cause they're killing off all the other wildlife. These things are not pets and if you can't handle them, don't dump them in the wild.

wat????
:biggums:

[kNIOKAS]

I think the bigger crocodile should come and eat them both. That'll show em!

[AI Thornton]

Reminds me of a blowjob I once received.
It was from a snake.

[D-FENS]

ah, and what do you actually know about "Asstralia?"

exactly. so you're a f--king idiot, as usual.

so what exactly is the problem? :)

Oh sorry mang. What a bad typo. It must reflect my inner feelings about your shit-ass country though.

[KobesFinger]

Damn nature, you scary!

[moaz]

Someone should tell the snake that this could happen:

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2005/10/images/051006_pythoneatsgator.jpg

[Styles p]

It was a fresh water crocodile, and only about 1 meter long. I've been to the place where it happened, and swam in that lake. Very nice out there.

I guess it is shocking seeing it, but it does happen. Its a huge snake, and a small crocodile. No fully grown crocodile is getting handled by a snake, no matter how big.
http://xenophilius.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/eb0661a0d169.jpg
you don't think that snake could handle a full grown croc?

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

Insane.

Always thought in the domain of reptiles, Croc was king.

How you gonna fuuk with thick skin, amphibious, protective momma, Gustavo Estuarian crocodile? She been around since dinos.

You can't.

Not even with CGI Anaconda from Ice Cube and J lo flick :oldlol:

edit: oh wrong specimen of croc. thx plow.
edit: WTF IS a water python? That's da name?

[riseagainst]

http://xenophilius.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/eb0661a0d169.jpg
you don't think that snake could handle a full grown croc?

:biggums:

i aint ever going into the jungles.

[D-FENS]

http://xenophilius.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/eb0661a0d169.jpg
you don't think that snake could handle a full grown croc?

Who sent you my **** pic?

[-p.tiddy-]

you guys familiar with the Titanoboa? Prehistoric snake we know existed...

http://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/files/2012/03/titanoboa.jpeg

http://img.sadistic.pl/pics/4acc5940b133.jpg

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/6a/70/2c/6a702c3778fd3d1334386615362178b3.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-F0LcmiIHbdM/UjcjPR0e0UI/AAAAAAAAHT8/T5_-AlPgzVs/s1600/ping-2.jpg

yeah...

[Styles p]

Who sent you my **** pic?

well i think your dick is dead, brah.