Scarlett Johansson is pregnant

[chosen_one6]

http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/people/2014/03/03/reports-scarlett-johansson-is-pregnant/5986307/

By a French journalist.

:wtf:

[b1imtf]

Hopefully the tits grow again.

[CelticBaller]

Hopefully the tits grow again.
The only good outcome

[b1imtf]

The only good outcome
#thinkingpositive

[miller-time]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31g0YE61PLQ

[Marcus Thornton]

Hopefully the tits grow again.
:applause:

[Jameerthefear]

FVCK. SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS ON THE PILL.
:banghead:

[JohnFreeman]

Would still fvck

[Derka]

She could totally still sit on my face.
At nine months.
While breaching.

[IamRAMBO24]

She could totally still sit on my face.
At nine months.
While breaching.

What are you going to do eat the baby?

[highwhey]

what does ur sister have anything to with this?
:roll:

[Qwyjibo]

She could totally still sit on my face.
At nine months.
While breaching.
What if the baby came out legs first and you had to lick the baby's asshole? And you kept doing it because you started to like it. Then all of a sudden you guys are full on having a threesome with the newborn. She starts lactating all over and you do some of that erotic asphyxiation stuff with the umbilical cord which is still connected.

Uhhh, the Aristocrats. Is that right?

...

I'll see myself out.

[Smook A.]

So I find out my wife is pregnant throught ISH! WTF Scarlett! Im not even ready yet!

[Derka]

What if the baby came out legs first and you had to lick the baby's asshole? And you kept doing it because you started to like it. Then all of a sudden you guys are full on having a threesome with the newborn. She starts lactating all over and you do some of that erotic asphyxiation stuff with the umbilical cord which is still connected.

Uhhh, the Aristocrats. Is that right?

...

I'll see myself out.

You know what? I was holding out hope that someone would pick it up. :cheers:

[kentatm]

http://nooooooooooooooo.com/vader.jpg

[dilley]

ok

[Lakers Legend#32]

Babe days are over.

[East_Stone_Ya]

meh

[LJJ]

Wizard's sleeve coming.

[kurple]

scarlett is easily my favorite celeb

[CeilingFan#1]

http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/people/2014/03/03/reports-scarlett-johansson-is-pregnant/5986307/

By a French journalist.

:wtf:

She is dead to me.

[D-FENS]

I can't believe she picked a guy that looks like a serial rapist. She could have just picked Meticode

[mr.big35]

he looks her dad.

[MavsSuperFan]

She had breast reduction surgery right?

[rufuspaul]

I can't believe she picked a guy that looks like a serial rapist. She could have just picked Meticode


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