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Brizzly
03-04-2014, 08:45 PM
Im gonna try to be as brief as possible.

Yesterday we put our son to bed and we started watching a movie, we were sitting on the couch in the living room and things heated up so we took it to the bedroom and continued the noice thing we had going. I had forgotten to turn of the music on the laptop so it was still playing and when we got in to the bedroom I raised the volume a bit to make it noicer.

The volume is high enough so you'll hear but not to wake up our son, so we have some of that boring foreplay and i then about to penetrate her she says "no do me doggystyle." I was like sure whatever who cares. When I started ****ing her from behind THIS (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rB7ONnfIjaI) song was playing. So I get rhythmic with the music and fast forward to 1.46 in the song and Miranada screams "haaaa" and I love that part it is one of my favorite song parts ever. So when she says that I load up my hand and smack her hard on the ass.

So hard that she fell of the bed and hit her head against the wall, as soon as she got back up she got really mad and slapped me and got out. she refused to talk to me and this morning when i went to work she didnt even wake me up with a kiss or make me breakfast which she always does. She seemed really pissed.

Ill be home soon but i am frigthened that she is still mad. I know i did wrong but does it really warrant such a reaction.

Milbuck
03-04-2014, 08:49 PM
http://www.truthfromfacts.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/1101_apology.jpg
Apologize

Tarik One
03-04-2014, 08:51 PM
If you were a better lover all the other times I doubt she would have slapped you. If you didn't have such a microscopic wee wee, she would have let it slide.

DeuceWallaces
03-04-2014, 08:52 PM
Whatever you do, you came to the right place for advice.

Brizzly
03-04-2014, 08:57 PM
If you were a better lover all the other times I doubt she would have slapped you. If you didn't have such a microscopic wee wee, she would have let it slide.

Really? I mean i probably suck in bed but i really dont care. nah that cant be it.

Should I buy her something to make up for it? cant take her out somewhere, unless we find a babysitter.

ace23
03-04-2014, 09:01 PM
Lol would read again

Jameerthefear
03-04-2014, 09:20 PM
make her cookies <3

JohnFreeman
03-04-2014, 09:29 PM
Kill her

TheReal Kendall
03-04-2014, 09:34 PM
Pics?

Brizzly
03-04-2014, 09:47 PM
Go time soon, im just gon apologize again even though my thousands of apologies didnt work last time.

this bitch is crazy tho, ****ing bitch.

Raymone
03-04-2014, 09:48 PM
take her cookies <3

Brizzly
03-04-2014, 09:49 PM
take her cookies <3

better advise dont know how to make cookies anyway.

blablabla
03-04-2014, 09:57 PM
You can't apologize you'll look like a beta fgt plus hoe had it comin anyway
imo you should kick her ass, give her the classic one two punch and a knee to the stomach, establish dominance she mustn't be allowed to hit you back

Brizzly
03-04-2014, 10:02 PM
You can't apologize you'll look like a beta fgt plus hoe had it comin anyway
imo you should kick her ass, give her the classic one two punch and a knee to the stomach, establish dominance she mustn't be allowed to hit you back

i dont hit bitches.

Jameerthefear
03-04-2014, 10:21 PM
OP is lame my idea is gold. My girl would give me a peck on the cheek.

CelticBaller
03-04-2014, 10:21 PM
eat her *****/butthole

Brizzly
03-05-2014, 12:14 AM
she cool now, i love her again

Jameerthefear
03-05-2014, 12:19 AM
she cool now, i love her again
did u bake her cookies???

Brizzly
03-05-2014, 12:20 AM
did u bake her cookies???

lol no, stop being gay jameer

cuad
03-05-2014, 12:22 AM
drug her unconscious before you have sex with her next time. That's what I do.

christian1923
03-05-2014, 10:05 AM
French Kiss her pu$$y

CeilingFan#1
03-05-2014, 10:12 AM
She probably slapped you for saying "noice."

Meticode
03-05-2014, 10:16 AM
You came to the right place to troll your story. :rockon:

ROCSteady
03-05-2014, 10:31 AM
Story made me laugh, good imagery, adding bad country song to the mix to better envision served to enhance. Hard butt slap to Lambert very spontaneous

Pictured wife falling and get folded against the wall with buttcheeks out.

7.3/10 story

Myth
03-05-2014, 10:54 AM
Pics or it didn't happen.

Nikola_
03-05-2014, 11:08 AM
What should you do?

You should admit youve made mistakes.

KobesFinger
03-05-2014, 11:47 AM
OP is Deebo

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/75131/deebo-punch-o.gif

Bandito
03-05-2014, 12:10 PM
make her cookies <3
Lol so inexperienced.

DukeDelonte13
03-05-2014, 12:13 PM
just take surprise her and taker her out on a nice date. Problem solved.

Theoo
03-05-2014, 03:18 PM
just tell her shuit fk** up

Real Men Wear Green
03-05-2014, 03:25 PM
The situation clearly calls for seppuku. Surprised no one mentioned this.

Burgz V2
03-05-2014, 04:22 PM
OP is lame my idea is gold. My girl would give me a peck on the cheek.

she would, if anime girls could kiss a real boy.

Shabba Ranks
03-05-2014, 06:00 PM
staple her labias to the ceiling