GOAT ISH Poster?

[Smook A.]

I think the best poster would be a user that makes smart posts, doesn't troll and has a good sense of humor

So my question is, who is the best poster on here? In your opinion

[DeuceWallaces]

You have 44 post a day; you might want to reconsider what you're doing with your life.

[Smook A.]

You have 44 post a day; you might want to reconsider what you're doing with your life.
What does this have to do with the topic? :lol

Im at work, posting on ISH from time to time. I multi-task whenever I post. And also I make good money, I have a hot girlfriend, a big ass house and great family. My life is great. Who would wanna change that?

[cos88]

op, how about some basketball knowledge you idiot :facepalm you said sense of humor but no intelligent basketball knowledge :facepalm

[DeuceWallaces]

What does this have to do with the topic? :lol

Im at work, posting on ISH from time to time. I multi-task whenever I post. And also I make good money, I have a hot girlfriend, a big ass house and great family. My life is great. Who would wanna change that?

I'm fairly confident that none of that is true.

[Smook A.]

op, how about some basketball knowledge you idiot :facepalm you said sense of humor but no intelligent basketball knowledge :facepalm
You can be smart and have a sense of humor. Wtf are you talking about? I said a person who makes smart posts, doesn't troll and has a sense of humor. I don't like boring posters who just make smart posts. That's what im saying

[Budadiiii]

DueceWallaces and Josh are the top two.

[Smook A.]

I'm fairly confident that none of that is true.
I know myself better than you do. Your confidence is wack

[DeuceWallaces]

I know myself better than you do. Your confidence is wack

A little proof would be nice. Any idiot with 2K posts in 60 days can not be taken seriously.

[TheReal Kendall]

A little proof would be nice. Any idiot with 2K posts in 60 days can not be taken seriously.

Is it a bad thing to have that many posts?

[Josh]

Jefferson Money

[Smook A.]

A little proof would be nice. Any idiot with 2K posts in 60 days can not be taken seriously.
You're calling me an idiot because I have 2k posts in 2 months? LOL! I make posts because I love discussing basketball. When im at work, I go to ISH and do my other sh*t. Besides, I know some posters here with more posts than me in a less amount of time. I got to know a few of them and from what I know they have pretty good lives. You can't judge someone based off their post count.

[DeuceWallaces]

If you're in the ~50 posts a day range on an internet basketball forum it's probable that you don't have a decent life and/or you're a troll.

[IamRAMBO24]

There are only a few that have left an impression on me.

Dresta
Mavs
Machoman
Kevnyc
Budadiii
9empire
Miller time
Jeffersonmoney
Freeman
iamgine
oarrubus

The smartest is Dresta. The funniest is machoman. I have yet to find someone who can make me laugh and think at the same time. My standards are high, but I'm sure one of these guys on the list can be consider goat of ISH.

[DeuceWallaces]

There are only a few that have left an impression on me.

Dresta
Mavs
Machoman
Kevnyc
Budadiii
9empire
Miller time
Jeffersonmoney
Freeman

The smartest is Dresta. The funniest is machoman. I have yet to find someone who can make me laugh and think at the same time. My standards are high, but I'm sure one of these guys on the list can be consider goat of ISH.

That's an impressive troll/idiot list outside of J$.

[IamRAMBO24]

That's an impressive troll/idiot list outside of J$.

No.

You're the troll. Those posters go out of their way to make sure they know what the f*ck they are talking about. Sure, Budadiii and 9empire can be huge trolls at times, but when they bring it, they bring it hard.

I have yet to see a challenge from you. You won't gain my respect if you can't challenge me. All you do is troll.

And trust me, the people on that list do not like me, so I am speaking the truth by giving kudos to my haters for taking the time out to exercise their intellect. I can't say the same about you.

[russwest0]

Budadiiii

[PullupJay]

Jefferson Money...undisputed in my opinion

[DonDadda59]

I don't like anyone on here nearly as much as I like myself

That's the greatest love of all. :applause:

[Budadiiii]

That's the greatest love of all. :applause:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pbp6W4N1N9s

[IamRAMBO24]

J$ is by far the biggest cvnt on here. What is wrong with you people?

He's soooooo bad

I guess that's his gimmick but it's still fvking awful

Yea his humor is not up to your level, but give him credit, he tries, although he has failed many times. Dude is smart though (I wouldn't be a surprise if he takes LSD before every post), and he is definitely in the running for goat post due to his creativity.

Don't worry, you're the funniest guy in here, so there is no need to get jealous: you're in the running also in my opinion.

[Lamar Doom]

Don't worry, you're the funniest guy in here

pffff

[IamRAMBO24]

That's the greatest love of all. :applause:

I would also include you on the list if you posted with a bit of honesty. The difference between you and the people on that list is they post with integrity and don't resort to trolling when they feel someone has a good argument.

You start off smart sometimes, but then you cave in like a little child when the going gets tough.

[DonDadda59]

I would also include you on the list if you posted with a bit of honesty. The difference between you and the people on that list is they post with integrity and don't resort to trolling when they feel someone has a good argument.

You start off smart sometimes, but then you cave in like a little child when the going gets tough.

Dear Diary,

New life goal: Make this random *****'s^ list. I won't fail you, I swear on the soul's of my future grandchildren.

[DonDadda59]

don, stop being such a little child. :no:

The muh****in going's getting tough doe, what am I posed to do? :biggums:

[IamRAMBO24]

don, stop being such a little child. :no:

Thanks.

Don is an intelligent poster, but his emotion is comparable to that of a little child. He hasn't mature to the point where he is content with his intellect to take on a challenge. His ego thinks he knows it all. The next step in his evolution is to love the negativity and challenge in order to better himself.

[DonDadda59]

His ego thinks he knows it all.

My ego is a drunken 64 year old Norwegian fellow named Sven. He doesn't know shit about shit.

But everything else you said was true doe :(

True.. but not entirely grammatically correct, but spell&grammer will probably address that sooner or later.

[IamRAMBO24]

My ego is a drunken 64 year old Norwegian fellow named Sven. He doesn't know shit about shit.

But everything else you said was true doe :(

True.. but not entirely grammatically correct, but spell&grammer will probably address that sooner or later.

Tell spell and grammar to correct me. I will take him on and teach him the beauty of the creativity of the english language.

[Lamar Doom]

this has got to be a real breakthrough for you Don, these guys are cutting to the core, must feel like the outside world is looking in. Like the man-boy behind your curtain has been exposed. Take a deep breath and try to accept this wisdom as constructive, these guys know best

[Budadiiii]

Tell spell and grammar to correct me. I will take him on and teach him the beauty of the creativity of the english language.
This wasn't subtle enough.

Slippin' bruv.

[Raymone]

Thanks.

Don is an intelligent poster, but his emotion is comparable to that of a little child. He hasn't mature to the point where he is content with his intellect to take on a challenge. His ego thinks he knows it all. The next step in his evolution is to love the negativity and challenge in order to better himself.

matured*
like yourself, one's ego doesn't have the capacity for thought*

[DonDadda59]

this has got to be a real breakthrough for you Don, these guys are cutting to the core, must feel like the outside world is looking in. Like the man-boy behind your curtain has been exposed. Take a deep breath and try to accept this wisdom as constructive, these guys know best

I don't even know who I am any more. Let the healing begin.


Don never even ate a butt

What are you 14?

Nah, just don't display beta tendencies. How am I gonna look eating ass? How could any woman anywhere respect a man who just tasted what she had for lunch? :facepalm

It's bad enough I've been coerced into eating pu$$y, but at least that tastes like chicken.

[DonD13]

Don cool, just sexually repressed

i'm not repressed i was just too drunk man

[DonDadda59]

i'm not repressed i was just too drunk man

Get outta here you cheap knock off muthaf*cka :mad:

[Graviton]

Thanks.

Don is an intelligent poster, but his emotion is comparable to that of a little child. He hasn't mature to the point where he is content with his intellect to take on a challenge. His ego thinks he knows it all. The next step in his evolution is to love the negativity and challenge in order to better himself.
I can't tell if you are baiting Spell and Grammar or not. :mad:

The one good thing about this forum is the honesty of the posters. Although we have obvious trolls, gimmicks, serious douchebags, sarcastc assholes and immature children, ISH maintains its authenticity. Even the people I dislike I respect in a way, especially the ones who are real with you and don't try to put on an act.

Anyway, most of the 2006/2007 class has some GOAT candidates, they have the longevity/peak argument.

[IamRAMBO24]

I can't tell if you are baiting Spell and Grammar or not. :mad:

The one good thing about this forum is the honesty of the posters. Although we have obvious trolls, gimmicks, serious douchebags, sarcastc assholes and immature children, ISH maintains its authenticity. Even the people I dislike I respect in a way, especially the ones who are real with you and don't try to put on an act.

Anyway, most of the 2006/2007 class has some GOAT candidates, they have the longevity/peak argument.

:applause:

[The-Legend-24]

Budadiiii.

[IamRAMBO24]

And yes, I am calling Spell and G out.

His grammar is restricted and he has absolutely no clue about the beauty of writing.

His english skill is restricted, hence why he can't challenge anything beyond the typical comma, period, and spelling.

[Raymone]

And yes, I am calling Spell and G out.

His grammar's is restricted and he has absolutely no clue about the beauty of writing.

His english skill's is restricted, hence why he can't challenge anything beyond the typical comma, period, and spelling.

Fixed.

[IamRAMBO24]

matured*
like yourself, one's ego doesn't have the capacity for thought*

WTF are you talking about?

The ego is a conscious mindset and the root of writing. You're a f*ckin idiot. Stop trying so hard to act like you are smart. You should start with philosophy and start reading for a couple of years before you open your mouth.

[Raymone]

Ego is a perceived sense of self-importance. It doesn't think. It's not a being. It describes a quality that a human possesses. Sorry that you don't understand English.

or maybe that's some more "creative writing" from you. :lol

[IamRAMBO24]

Ego is a perceived sense of self-importance. It doesn't think. It's not a being. It describes a quality that a human possesses. Sorry that you don't understand English.

or maybe that's some more "creative writing" from you. :lol

A "perceived sense of self importance" is a conscious thought, thus making the ego a product of the mind.

[Raymone]

I can say "his english skill's is restricted"

Not without looking like a retard and/or non-native English speaker.

[IamRAMBO24]

Fixed.

I can say "his english skill's is restricted" and still be correct in my usage and I can say, "his english skill ...." Grammar can be ambiguous and is totally reliant on the sound of the language, so in this instance I am using the word "his" as the noun of the sentence and following up the verb "is." I am using "english skill's" as a possession to the noun. That is the true nature of writing; you are not restricted to a set of rules you must abide to in order to kill your creativity.

[Raymone]

A "perceived sense of self importance" is a conscious thought, thus making the ego a product of the mind.

Do you understand the difference between the verb "think" and the noun "thought"? This might be another language barrier/mental deficiency issue of yours we've run into.

[IamRAMBO24]

Not without looking like a retard and/or non-native English speaker.

Of course, it is obvious your english is nothing more than some highschool english 101 sh*t. The kind of creative writing I am speaking of is not that restricted.

Great writers can manipulate the grammar to fit the context.

For example:

Edgar Allen Poe.

His manipulation of grammar is phenomenal. The rules you are taught in your mediocre public education is nothing more than an attempt to control your creativity. That's what education does.

[Raymone]

Of course, it is obvious your english is nothing more than some highschool english 101 sh*t. The kind of creative writing I am speaking of is not that restricted.

Great writers can manipulate the grammar to fit the context.

For example:

Edgar Allen Poe.

His manipulation of grammar is phenomenal. The rules you are taught in your mediocre public education is nothing more than an attempt to control your creativity. That's what education does.

Cool, show me a quote from Poe where he blatantly misuses an apostrophe like that in "his english skill's is restricted."

[DonD13]

Of course, it is obvious your english is nothing more than some highschool english 101 sh*t. The kind of creative writing I am speaking of is not that restricted.

Great writers can manipulate the grammar to fit the context.

For example:

Edgar Allen Poe.

His manipulation of grammar is phenomenal. The rules you are taught in your mediocre public education is nothing more than an attempt to control your creativity. That's what education does.

this.

when i read your posts i'm thinking Poe, Nietzsche, Capote.

[IamRAMBO24]

Cool, show me a quote from Poe where he blatantly misuses an apostrophe like that in "his english skill's is restricted."

"His english skill's" .. in this context "his" is the noun.

"His english skills" .. in this context "english skills" is the noun and "his" is the pronoun.

Both can be used in a sentence depending what the writer wants to emphasize as a noun.

[Raymone]

His english skill's .. in this context "his" is the noun.

No it isn't, for the nth time. You keep repeating it won't make it any more sound.

Now let's see that Poe quote. Hell, produce any quote from any writer from any period that follows that structure. His _______'s is _______.

[Raymone]

Rambo, honestly, the onslaught of ridicule you continually face on this basketball forum isn't due simply to mistakes you make in your posts. It's because you cling to them for dear life afterwards, even when someone decides to waste their time presenting opposing evidence to you and informing you why and how you're wrong. Plenty of posters spew their fair share of nonsense and inaccuracies, but not many are as excessively and needlessly combative and argumentative over their stupid personal opinions as you are. And the fact that I can tell you aren't trolling makes engaging you even more enticing.

[Bandito]

Iamrambo is butthurt nobody has mention him as goat poster.

[JtotheIzzo]

Its not a GOAT era, it is a WOAT era.

There are plenty of WOAT candidates, so horrible is now, that some of the 'worst of' list toppers from days of yore would be upstanding citizens in this era.

ISH in March 2014 is like how that Earth 2100 ABC News special portrayed what would happen to the world worst case scenario.

This place is mostly shit now, the NBA forum is a hot f*cking mess of Kobet*rds and LeBron n*thuggers spamming garbage, it is plain and simply trash.

The OTC is not much different, there are very few interesting people, outside of the occasional visit from one of the oldtimers.

Maybe it is the fact that the messageboard type of person is just a f*cking loser. I think 5 years ago more people were keen on posting and made efforts to convince people. The type of person who logs long hours in this kind of venue today is either a sociopath or just f*cking about, killing a little time pointing and laughing at strangers.

There are serious or more interesting forums out there, but our Dear Leader Jeff Jong Un is not interested in making this place one of those, he`d rather just let his Peoples Dumbocraptic Repugnant of ISH continue to be the toilet it is.

I ain`t even bitter or mad, though it is sad to say that even the lame days of

[dr.hee]

I think 5 years ago more people were keen on posting and made efforts to convince people. The type of person who logs long hours in this kind of venue today is either a sociopath or just f*cking about, killing a little time pointing and laughing at strangers.

Don't know, a basketball message board doesn't strike me as the fitting environment to engage in high quality discussions. But maybe you've spent all your >13,000 posts showing that you aren't one of all those losers wasting time on an online forum...

[CelticBaller]

You gays all suck

[DukeDelonte13]

[QUOTE=JtotheIzzo]Its not a GOAT era, it is a WOAT era.

There are plenty of WOAT candidates, so horrible is now, that some of the 'worst of' list toppers from days of yore would be upstanding citizens in this era.

ISH in March 2014 is like how that Earth 2100 ABC News special portrayed what would happen to the world worst case scenario.

This place is mostly shit now, the NBA forum is a hot f*cking mess of Kobet*rds and LeBron n*thuggers spamming garbage, it is plain and simply trash.

The OTC is not much different, there are very few interesting people, outside of the occasional visit from one of the oldtimers.

Maybe it is the fact that the messageboard type of person is just a f*cking loser. I think 5 years ago more people were keen on posting and made efforts to convince people. The type of person who logs long hours in this kind of venue today is either a sociopath or just f*cking about, killing a little time pointing and laughing at strangers.

There are serious or more interesting forums out there, but our Dear Leader Jeff Jong Un is not interested in making this place one of those, he`d rather just let his Peoples Dumbocraptic Repugnant of ISH continue to be the toilet it is.

I ain`t even bitter or mad, though it is sad to say that even the lame days of

[Burgz V2]

that Honk account and the Spelling&Grammar account are my picks

[rufuspaul]

chicken boo


..

[hateraid]

I remember when these threads were light hearted and fun. Now it's an arena for battle. This is an example of the direction this site is going.

[DonD13]

[QUOTE=JtotheIzzo]Its not a GOAT era, it is a WOAT era.

There are plenty of WOAT candidates, so horrible is now, that some of the 'worst of' list toppers from days of yore would be upstanding citizens in this era.

ISH in March 2014 is like how that Earth 2100 ABC News special portrayed what would happen to the world worst case scenario.

This place is mostly shit now, the NBA forum is a hot f*cking mess of Kobet*rds and LeBron n*thuggers spamming garbage, it is plain and simply trash.

The OTC is not much different, there are very few interesting people, outside of the occasional visit from one of the oldtimers.

Maybe it is the fact that the messageboard type of person is just a f*cking loser. I think 5 years ago more people were keen on posting and made efforts to convince people. The type of person who logs long hours in this kind of venue today is either a sociopath or just f*cking about, killing a little time pointing and laughing at strangers.

There are serious or more interesting forums out there, but our Dear Leader Jeff Jong Un is not interested in making this place one of those, he`d rather just let his Peoples Dumbocraptic Repugnant of ISH continue to be the toilet it is.

I ain`t even bitter or mad, though it is sad to say that even the lame days of

[DonDadda59]

I remember when these threads were light hearted and fun. Now it's an arena for battle. This is an example of the direction this site is going.

Why do people like to pretend this place used to be some Utopian bastion of learning and intellectual discourse? Street hunger was the term du jour when I first started posting here. You want to talk about 'arena for battle'? The shit that goes on here is tame compared to 'alive parents>dead parents'. I think overall ISH is far more lighthearted than it was back when MarloStanfield (the original, not the new Bron homer) was the internet Don King.

[DeuceWallaces]

Why do people like to pretend this place used to be some Utopian bastion of learning and intellectual discourse? Street hunger was the term du jour when I first started posting here. You want to talk about 'arena for battle'? The shit that goes on here is tame compared to 'alive parents>dead parents'. I think overall ISH is far more lighthearted than it was back when MarloStanfield (the original, not the new Bron homer) was the internet Don King.

Yeah it's pretty funny the revisionist history. The original OTC was the Smack Forum and that was one of the vilest places on the internet filled with hilarious vitriol.

Although I agree it was never a place for thoughtful discussion I will acknowledge that our current group of trolls are just horrendous.

[rufuspaul]

Why do people like to pretend this place used to be some Utopian bastion of learning and intellectual discourse? Street hunger was the term du jour when I first started posting here. You want to talk about 'arena for battle'? The shit that goes on here is tame compared to 'alive parents>dead parents'. I think overall ISH is far more lighthearted than it was back when MarloStanfield (the original, not the new Bron homer) was the internet Don King.


That shit was ****ing hilarious.

[East_Stone_Ya]

Yeah it's pretty funny the revisionist history. The original OTC was the Smack Forum and that was one of the vilest places on the internet filled with hilarious vitriol.

Although I agree it was never a place for thoughtful discussion I will acknowledge that our current group of trolls are just horrendous.

agreed

[hateraid]

Why do people like to pretend this place used to be some Utopian bastion of learning and intellectual discourse? Street hunger was the term du jour when I first started posting here. You want to talk about 'arena for battle'? The shit that goes on here is tame compared to 'alive parents>dead parents'. I think overall ISH is far more lighthearted than it was back when MarloStanfield (the original, not the new Bron homer) was the internet Don King.

I wasn't referring to this site or the OTC, I was speaking about GOAT poster threads

[DonDadda59]

That shit was ****ing hilarious.

That's back when this internet business was some real life or death shit :oldlol:

How can anyone argue that Rambo's harmless cluelessness is less 'lighthearted' than guys posting google map and pictures of their houses and challenging others to throw down? If I remember correctly, the only reason interminator didn't show up to try to murder Marlo was because it was raining on that particular day... and Marlo also promised to shoot him if he saw him on his property :oldlol:

That thread was deleted, but found this screen cap:

http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/9781/scr1252354586.png

[DeuceWallaces]

Classic times. These people don't know how to properly troll and e-beef. Google maps, murder threats, calling people, posting pics and photo-shopping the hell out of them. Just a bunch of unoriginal *******.

[Marlo_Stanfield]

Sillktheshocker by a huge margin:applause: :applause:

[Jameerthefear]

Me.

[Akrazotile]

No it isn't, for the nth time. You keep repeating it won't make it any more sound.

Now let's see that Poe quote. Hell, produce any quote from any writer from any period that follows that structure. His _______'s is _______.


His uncle's is the lifestyle he most wants to emulate.

[Dasher]

The problem with the OTC is that there is a sameness to the trolls. There are too many HighPotential/BruinLove types and not enough Cartmanclones running around. Maybe I'm old now, but there seemed to be more variety to the miscreants of ISH.

[rufuspaul]

The problem with the OTC is that there is a sameness to the trolls. There are too many HighPotential/BruinLove types and not enough Cartmanclones running around. Maybe I'm old now, but there seemed to be more variety to the miscreants of ISH.


Agreed. The OTC is also missing your posts. :(

[The Iron Sheik]

i don't know the history behind it so maybe i don't get it, but how is that screencap supposed to be funny?

[step_back]

What ever happened to Marlo? I generally lose interest in ISH for around a year. Come back and find people are no longer active.

[JtotheIzzo]

Don't know, a basketball message board doesn't strike me as the fitting environment to engage in high quality discussions. But maybe you've spent all your >13,000 posts showing that you aren't one of all those losers wasting time on an online forum...

Very typical of a today poster, discuss the corn nibblet floating in the bowl while ignoring the larger turd. Though I do see you have been around since 2008, but I am guessing this Dr. Hee was an old troll account that you just propped up as a main one because you were likely an unnoticed loser before or maybe a blatant troll who couldn't keep his shit together.

"When I am Dr. Hee, I feel edgy and hard assed, people don't dare f*ck with Dr. Hee, he'll carve you up with his razor sharp wit and linguistic sword play!"

Regardless, you are just what floats the boat round these parts so you will fit in well, I will continue to pop in from time to time in the hope that a recognizable name has posted something interesting.

The greatest poster peak will always be Jabes', the thread where he mid-flame war outed primetime's name, address, job and posted a picture of his house was pwnery's finest hour. The greatest posters of all time are GOBB and JMoney.

[DeuceWallaces]

Dr. Hee is raw, better watch yerself.

[CeltsGarlic]

I wonder what jlauber is up to

[dr.hee]

Very typical of a today poster, discuss the corn nibblet floating in the bowl while ignoring the larger turd. Though I do see you have been around since 2008, but I am guessing this Dr. Hee was an old troll account that you just propped up as a main one because you were likely an unnoticed loser before or maybe a blatant troll who couldn't keep his shit together.

"When I am Dr. Hee, I feel edgy and hard assed, people don't dare f*ck with Dr. Hee, he'll carve you up with his razor sharp wit and linguistic sword play!"

Regardless, you are just what floats the boat round these parts so you will fit in well, I will continue to pop in from time to time in the hope that a recognizable name has posted something interesting.

You should probably just ignore pathetic losers like me and surround yourself with winners. I don't even have 3,000 posts, come on. I'm a total joke. My brain is as small as my d!ck, not worth your time. So please take your well thought out posts elsewhere, because I'm too stupid to understand them. Sorry.

[ZoPunde]

kblaze is goat, great debater

[red1]

some posters I like to read include J$, b-low, macmac, moe94 on the nba board etc etc and I wouldve included dondadda before he mentioned wanting to make that rambo imbecile's list

[RedBlackAttack]

What ever happened to Marlo? I generally lose interest in ISH for around a year. Come back and find people are no longer active.
He was still posting in the football forum up until about a year ago under many aliases, including StinkyDog if memory serves. He was also in all of our fantasy football pay leagues up until this season. I haven't seen him in a good while though.

He was/is a real character. We talked about meeting up in SF a couple years back... never materialized unfortunately.

[boozehound]

I suppose I like the thorpe story threads the most, but hes not the most active. Honestly, most of the really active posters have fairly bland personalities or try to hard. I always liked Bankshot as well.

[step_back]

He was still posting in the football forum up until about a year ago under many aliases, including StinkyDog if memory serves. He was also in all of our fantasy football pay leagues up until this season. I haven't seen him in a good while though.

He was/is a real character. We talked about meeting up in SF a couple years back... never materialized unfortunately.

Ohh that sucks. I've seen quite a few posters go over the years. There never seems to be a shortage of trolls though.

[9erempiree]

I am flattered and honored that a majority of ISH think I am the greatest poster on here.

I appreciate it but I have to decline. It is a collective effort and there are others that are just as good. The proper solution to this, is to make a team. If the world was in trouble you would send us:

IamRambo
Budadiii
9erempiree

The combination of us 3 is amazing when you think about it. There is nothing stopping us.

[red1]

I am flattered and honored that a majority of ISH think I am the greatest poster on here.

I appreciate it but I have to decline. It is a collective effort and there are others that are just as good. The proper solution to this, is to make a team. If the world was in trouble you would send us:

IamRambo
Budadiii
9erempiree

The combination of us 3 is amazing when you think about it. There is nothing stopping us.
I doubt that you even know how to dribble a ball

[9erempiree]

I doubt that you even know how to dribble a ball

Are people missing me over there at the NBA board?

I have people wondering where I am and if I am going back there?

I haven't visited there since I left. I may go browse around.

[Bandito]

Are people missing me over there at the NBA board?

I have people wondering where I am and if I am going back there?

I haven't visited there since I left. I may go browse around.
Yes they are. So go there and leave OTC.

[red1]

Are people missing me over there at the NBA board?

I have people wondering where I am and if I am going back there?

I haven't visited there since I left. I may go browse around.
dribbling balls in your mouth doesnt count

[dr.hee]

dribbling balls in your mouth doesnt count

http://urbandouchebag.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Chris-Bosh-gay-pose.jpg

[Josh]

Dr. Hee Haw can **** me raw, better watch yerself, he's mine mutha****a... refuse to repeat myself

Fixed for what you were realistically thinking.

Seriously though, damn you on Hee's dick (Nas, Ether). Let us know if you end up spitting or swallowing.

[imnew09]

Theoo, but he sucked recently.

[DeuceWallaces]

Fixed for what you were realistically thinking.

Seriously though, damn you on Hee's dick (Nas, Ether). Let us know if you end up spitting or swallowing.

As always, what the hell are you talking about? I've never heard of him until yesterday.

[Josh]

As always, what the hell are you talking about? I've never heard of him until yesterday.

and already suckin' his thang huh? Used to be you made the men in your life wine and dine you, now you just jump right into the mouf action followed by giving up that booty the next day/night.

Tell us this at least, does he grab you by the pigtails when you blow homey?

:confusedshrug:

[DeuceWallaces]

OK

[Bless Mathews]

I am the highest paid poaster on here.

[Josh]

OK

Not takin' the bait huh?

:banghead:

Damn it.

[9erempiree]

I like how people are mad that they didn't even get a nod or mention but not only did I get mentioned and nominated, but people give a reason for my greatness.

Jealousy and hate is bad. Rather then bash me or hate me, you guys should get to know me more.

It is good for the soul.

Do you really want your soul to burn slow while you are reading how great I am?:confusedshrug:

[red1]

I like how people are mad that they didn't even get a nod or mention but not only did I get mentioned and nominated, but people give a reason for my greatness.

Jealousy and hate is bad. Rather then bash me or hate me, you guys should get to know me more.

It is good for the soul.

Do you really want your soul to burn slow while you are reading how great I am?:confusedshrug:
doesnt count bro

[9erempiree]

doesnt count bro

I don't even know who you are but you know me. :confusedshrug:

I feel like you are that puppy dog that follows me around and now found me here on OTC.

[red1]

I don't even know who you are but you know me. :confusedshrug:

I feel like you are that puppy dog that follows me around and now found me here on OTC.
Does. Not. Count.

[JohnFreeman]

JohnFreeman
deSeba
BlackandWhite
bandito
Moe94
HarryCallahan
Buffalo
KyleKong

They are my double rushmore

[Bandito]

JohnFreeman
deSeba
BlackandWhite
bandito
Moe94
HarryCallahan
Buffalo
KyleKong

They are my double rushmore
You're nominated by me too.

I also nominate buffalobill.

[Bless Mathews]

I like how people are mad that they didn't even get a nod or mention but not only did I get mentioned and nominated, but people give a reason for my greatness.

Jealousy and hate is bad. Rather then bash me or hate me, you guys should get to know me more.

It is good for the soul.

Do you really want your soul to burn slow while you are reading how great I am?:confusedshrug:

You are my personal punching bag.

You know you don't want none oilerempire.

[Bless Mathews]

JohnFreeman
deSeba
BlackandWhite
bandito
Moe94
HarryCallahan
Buffalo
KyleKong

They are my double rushmore
Damn. Only one of my alts made that list.

[Jameerthefear]

Everyone on this forum is my personal punching bag

[Bandito]

Everyone on this forum is my personal punching bag
Youre becoming more and more like your hero 9erempire.

[Jameerthefear]

Youre becoming more and more like your hero 9erempire.
:facepalm
9er sucks. Got my moe thread deleted. Him and rip and that other poster.

[Bless Mathews]

Everyone on this forum is my personal punching bag
Biter.

Imitation is the ultimate form of flattery.

Keep shooting for the stOars

[IamRAMBO24]

I don't even know who you are but you know me. :confusedshrug:

I feel like you are that puppy dog that follows me around and now found me here on OTC.

Red is a smart guy but he has absolutely no social skills whatsoever. He is a geek. This is why he will troll you when he disagrees with you. He can't convey his thoughts because he is completely socially inept. When he is trolling you though, you have successfully gotten his attention, so see him as that shy nerd who doesn't want to speak his mind when confronted but will snake you behind your back.

[IamRAMBO24]

Youre becoming more and more like your hero 9erempire.

Jameer is a young kid who is trying hard to belong in a group of older kids. He has a good heart though and I will be his personal protector when trolls attack him.

[9erempiree]

You are my personal punching bag.

You know you don't want none oilerempire.

not really dude.

I know you have a fetish for livestock though.

[IamRAMBO24]

some posters I like to read include J$, b-low, macmac, moe94 on the nba board etc etc and I wouldve included dondadda before he mentioned wanting to make that rambo imbecile's list

So you're calling these guys "imbeciles?"

Dresta
Mavs
Machoman
Kevnyc
Budadiii
9empire
Miller time
Jeffersonmoney
Freeman
iamgine
oarrubus
Theoo

You just made 12 new enemies out of pure jealously. What a b*tch.

My list is not based on who I like, in fact, some of the people on that list are my biggest enemies. I am not going to kiss a*s and say somebody is a great poster because I like them - sorry I'm not a homo like that. It is purely based on the quality of their post: you can tell if someone is a good poster, you can tell if someone is dumb and trying to sound smart, you can tell if that person is funny when you lol, and you can definitely tell if someone is a total dumba*s.

The OP laid out 3 considerations which I agree: is smart, funny, and not a troll.

Sorry if you didn't make the list. It is an objective list based on the requirements.

P.S. It is subject to change as I remember more posters who stand out.

[JohnFreeman]

Freeman
.
Is there another Freeman or is this me?

[IamRAMBO24]

Is there another Freeman or is this me?

You.

[JohnFreeman]

You.
Thank you, I will speak of your wisdom on my journeys

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

At the end of the day.

You get back what you put in.

So if you serve the people long enough, consistent enough, with adequate quality.

You too will be considered a nomination!

[IamRAMBO24]

I included 9empire on the list because the guy has heart. He is neither funny or smart, but he has the heart of a lion. His biggest downfall is his lack of research, so here are some suggestions for 9:

1. When you post, you are going to speak to thousands of people, so it is best to make sure you do your research and make sure you have the ammunition to back up your statement when there is a rebuttal.

2. If you cannot come up with a rebuttal, you can always act like Red, Dr. Hee Ramone, etc. and be a full fledge troll. These guys have this down to an art form; study their posts and see the way they troll to derail a thread. They are so good at it that other posters will skip your argument and accept their's.

3. Biasness is a downfall. You should only speak about universal ideas. It is hard to argue when you are from a position of EVERYBODY and not based on your life experiences.

You have the potential to be the goat poster based on your heart.

[red1]

Red is a smart guy but he has absolutely no social skills whatsoever. He is a geek. This is why he will troll you when he disagrees with you. He can't convey his thoughts because he is completely socially inept. When he is trolling you though, you have successfully gotten his attention, so see him as that shy nerd who doesn't want to speak his mind when confronted but will snake you behind your back.
:coleman:

[red1]

So you're calling these guys "imbeciles?"

Dresta
Mavs
Machoman
Kevnyc
Budadiii
9empire
Miller time
Jeffersonmoney
Freeman
iamgine
oarrubus
Theoo

You just made 12 new enemies out of pure jealously. What a b*tch.

My list is not based on who I like, in fact, some of the people on that list are my biggest enemies. I am not going to kiss a*s and say somebody is a great poster because I like them - sorry I'm not a homo like that. It is purely based on the quality of their post: you can tell if someone is a good poster, you can tell if someone is dumb and trying to sound smart, you can tell if that person is funny when you lol, and you can definitely tell if someone is a total dumba*s.

The OP laid out 3 considerations which I agree: is smart, funny, and not a troll.

Sorry if you didn't make the list. It is an objective list based on the requirements.

P.S. It is subject to change as I remember more posters who stand out.
Yeah you're still a dumbass.

[IamRAMBO24]

Yeah you're still a dumbass.

And you're still trolling. Why won't you convey yourself? Why stick with the insults and one liners? The beauty of the english language is we can elaborate our thoughts beyond a sentence. I know you got some brains up there, otherwise, why would you disagree and be so hostile? I mean seriously, give me 4 or more sentences to formulate a proper rebuttal. Speak your mind homeboy. This aint real life. Nobody is going to kick your a*s and steal your lunch money. I know you've gotten some hardcore PTSD from that, but we're all electronical and can't possibly harm you. Hold my hand and be confident in yourself - you might get a hug afterwards.

Kidding* here is a hug* .. I LOVE YOU red. But do you love yourself? That is the important question.

[Josh]

At the end of the day.

You get back what you put in.

So if you serve the people long enough, consistent enough, with adequate quality.

You too will be considered a nomination!

You got my vote.

[red1]

And you're still trolling. Why won't you convey yourself? Why stick with the insults and one liners? The beauty of the english language is we can elaborate our thoughts beyond a sentence. I know you got some brains up there, otherwise, why would you disagree and be so hostile? I mean seriously, give me 4 or more sentences to formulate a proper rebuttal. Speak your mind homeboy. This aint real life. Nobody is going to kick your a*s and steal your lunch money. I know you've gotten some hardcore PTSD from that, but we're all electronical and can't possibly harm you. Hold my hand and be confident in yourself - you might get a hug afterwards.

Kidding* here is a hug* .. does that feel better?
I'm good man dont have any problems with you just think you are a dumbass. Be honest you know you post some retarded shit

[Draz]

I'm nominating myself. There's no need for a thread.

[DonDadda59]

some posters I like to read include J$, b-low, macmac, moe94 on the nba board etc etc and I wouldve included dondadda before he mentioned wanting to make that rambo imbecile's list

Dadda stay losin :facepalm

[IamRAMBO24]

I'm good man dont have any problems with you just think you are a dumbass. Be honest you know you post some retarded shit

I know I challenge people. I know I irritate people. I know they will view my thoughts as absurd and retarded. I know all this sh*t.

The reason I do that is because I am doing it to better my intellect. Challenges make me stronger. I am the Kobe of the ISH world. I feed off of hate to better myself.

Don't view me as a bad guy. I am not here to make enemies. I value them.

The nice guys who are trying hard to kiss your a*ses and rep you are the ones you should watch out for. It'll take a nickel for them to change their opinion of you - food for thought. With me, what I post is what you will get. No sidedish or any hidden agenda.

[BIZARRO]

I've always thought KBlaze was the best poster on here. Best judgment, most thoughtful opinions.

[nathanjizzle]

I know I challenge people. I know I irritate people. I know they will view my thoughts as absurd and retarded. I know all this sh*t.

The reason I do that is because I am doing it to better my intellect. Challenges make me stronger. I am the Kobe of the ISH world. I feed off of hate to better myself.

Don't view me as a bad guy. I am not here to make enemies. I value them.

The nice guys who are trying hard to kiss your a*ses and rep you are the ones you should watch out for. It'll take a nickel for them to change their opinion of you - food for thought.[/B] With me, what I post is what you will get. No sidedish or any hidden agenda.

you are a loser in real life looking to self indulge in narcissism on the internet.

"im this im that i believe this, im better because, im better than you, i am an intellect, i, i, i, i,i"

you are a loser stop deluding yourself.

[Bosnian Sajo]

That's back when this internet business was some real life or death shit :oldlol:

How can anyone argue that Rambo's harmless cluelessness is less 'lighthearted' than guys posting google map and pictures of their houses and challenging others to throw down? If I remember correctly, the only reason interminator didn't show up to try to murder Marlo was because it was raining on that particular day... and Marlo also promised to shoot him if he saw him on his property :oldlol:

That thread was deleted, but found this screen cap:

http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/9781/scr1252354586.png

ISH used to be crazy :oldlol:

Yall remember that Yo jabes! thread? Statman entered legendary status in that thread.

[Josh]

ISH used to be crazy :oldlol:

Yall remember that Yo jabes! thread? Statman entered legendary status in that thread.

Let's just be real about it, statman as a poster was just enhanced garbage. Dude has personality for shit. For a high post count regular he was arguably Top 3 worst personality ever, and I'm talking past, present future. Sure, he had couple shining moments, but at one point or another if you've been here long enough you eventually do something that's immensely memorable.

So what I'm saying is... statman like any other dog had his day in the sun when the time was right, but when you boil it all down, his posts were cringe-worthy. Many posters would read his material for that very reason because it was to some degree entertaining.

At the same time back when I was trolling hard I was very hit or miss; people would often "cringe" when I would post or do something silly. Just keeping the playing field level. I think I was more hit than miss, but not everyone would agree. One thing I've noticed though, is a lot of folks complain about how back in 07-09/10ish era was GOAT in the OTC. Ironically enough, that's when I was playing around with gimmick shit.

Now obviously I wasn't the only one, in fact, some posters like starface being a premier hater and follower slash swallower of the Legend of Josh would make a complete and total ass of himself going around accusing every single troll account of being me. The dude was strangely into me and couldn't stop. He would stalk me on here in ways and heights no one ever has any other poster before. There's no telling how many new threads he created in an attempt to call me out regarding a gimmick account and it wasn't even my account!

This one time I was IP banned for a week or something, and dude still had the nerve to accuse me or being all these different gimmicks and right behind him was that little shithead simpleton Great Greg and they were getting off on that shit. It's almost like they were living to "bust me" or catch my hands in the OTC cookie jar red handed. It was grossly entertaining and incredibly sad at the same time. starface has eased back a little and isn't as annoying as he once was, but dude is still dude. The crazy thing is though he's quite intelligent and when he wants to be he can be witty and creative... a very entertaining read here and thar I must say. I'd be lying if I said otherwise.

... but back when I was on some crazy shit I kept this place solidly entertained and I know most won't admit it but back around the 07-09 era I kept the OTC (not saying single-handedly, obviously, but I obviously did have a lot to do with keeping posters entertained; mostly via minor beefs and a handful of creative "winner" (successful is a better term) gimmick accounts. It seemed like at times everyone hated me kept telling me to leave, die, commit suicide all that shit but then when I finally quit being a ****tard and allowed dozens of new ****tards admitting or not, this place seemed to have taken a huge gulp of air held it for a little while and then swallowed and/or blew out. People knew it would be different, and not for the better b/c as a poster I'm at my best when I'm being a ****tard and not seriously engaging in serious conversations, but that's what entertains me now so that's what I do.

It's like 65 million years ago when that asteroid hit the earth and annihilated the dinosaurs, less powerful, weaker, smaller,. less evolved creatures populated the planet. The world/OTC suddenly became much less interesting and significant... now that was until about 2 million then 200k years ago. So at some point in the future I'll represent the emergence of humans and it being the greatest time in the planet's history at a time when it's being controlled by the most complex creatures in the universe's history.

One day I will return to my retarded shenanigans, but this time I will have learned from my mistakes. I'll be much more about quality over quantity and the most challenging aspect I haven't quite figured out how to do is to fuel the beast with dope. Dope is needed to bring out the beast from hibernation. The beast is just too soft and mellow when his brain isn't blasting off to the moon and just sitting there comfortably in NASA's carport. I would prefer to not go back on substances, but if that's what it'll take, then damn it I'll man up score me some dope.

That kind of shit where someone you know ODs because the batch was too strong, too good, too powerful but the downside was death... and then there you are being the idiot you are, you ask around about who had that bomb shit because you moronically want to dabble in the same ****in' shit.

:rolleyes:

(I'm just kidding about using drugs to fuel the beast ... and I highly doubt I'll go back to being a fully pledged douche bag just to get a rise out of pissing people off. Pain of Thought and the mind-raping will more than likely remain dormant for another decade or so. Let's just say this: if Sarah Palin wins presidency at some point in the future I'll reinstate POT and others or just create entirely new ones and bring a shit storm the likes this place has ever even dreamed of experiencing.

I mean hell, if GOBB can have his 50,000 posts! and that's not even including any other accounts he might have like KnowItAll for example then surely I can waste just as much bullshit and do CPR on Grand Villain and take a mammoth gorilla dump right on the heads of any got damn body I feel like. Oh, except for Lamar Doom and maybe DonDadda. I'm not interested in bringing a knife to a gun fight.

:oldlol:

[9erempiree]

Let's just be real about it, statman as a poster was just enhanced garbage. Dude has personality for shit. For a high post count regular he was arguably Top 3 worst personality ever, and I'm talking past, present future. Sure, he had couple shining moments, but at one point or another if you've been here long enough you eventually do something that's immensely memorable.

So what I'm saying is... statman like any other dog had his day in the sun when the time was right, but when you boil it all down, his posts were cringe-worthy. Many posters would read his material for that very reason because it was to some degree entertaining.

At the same time back when I was trolling hard I was very hit or miss; people would often "cringe" when I would post or do something silly. Just keeping the playing field level. I think I was more hit than miss, but not everyone would agree. One thing I've noticed though, is a lot of folks complain about how back in 07-09/10ish era was GOAT in the OTC. Ironically enough, that's when I was playing around with gimmick shit.

Now obviously I wasn't the only one, in fact, some posters like starface being a premier hater and follower slash swallower of the Legend of Josh would make a complete and total ass of himself going around accusing every single troll account of being me. The dude was strangely into me and couldn't stop. He would stalk me on here in ways and heights no one ever has any other poster before. There's no telling how many new threads he created in an attempt to call me out regarding a gimmick account and it wasn't even my account!

This one time I was IP banned for a week or something, and dude still had the nerve to accuse me or being all these different gimmicks and right behind him was that little shithead simpleton Great Greg and they were getting off on that shit. It's almost like they were living to "bust me" or catch my hands in the OTC cookie jar red handed. It was grossly entertaining and incredibly sad at the same time. starface has eased back a little and isn't as annoying as he once was, but dude is still dude. The crazy thing is though he's quite intelligent and when he wants to be he can be witty and creative... a very entertaining read here and thar I must say. I'd be lying if I said otherwise.

... but back when I was on some crazy shit I kept this place solidly entertained and I know most won't admit it but back around the 07-09 era I kept the OTC (not saying single-handedly, obviously, but I obviously did have a lot to do with keeping posters entertained; mostly via minor beefs and a handful of creative "winner" (successful is a better term) gimmick accounts. It seemed like at times everyone hated me kept telling me to leave, die, commit suicide all that shit but then when I finally quit being a ****tard and allowed dozens of new ****tards admitting or not, this place seemed to have taken a huge gulp of air held it for a little while and then swallowed and/or blew out. People knew it would be different, and not for the better b/c as a poster I'm at my best when I'm being a ****tard and not seriously engaging in serious conversations, but that's what entertains me now so that's what I do.

It's like 65 million years ago when that asteroid hit the earth and annihilated the dinosaurs, less powerful, weaker, smaller,. less evolved creatures populated the planet. The world/OTC suddenly became much less interesting and significant... now that was until about 2 million then 200k years ago. So at some point in the future I'll represent the emergence of humans and it being the greatest time in the planet's history at a time when it's being controlled by the most complex creatures in the universe's history.

One day I will return to my retarded shenanigans, but this time I will have learned from my mistakes. I'll be much more about quality over quantity and the most challenging aspect I haven't quite figured out how to do is to fuel the beast with dope. Dope is needed to bring out the beast from hibernation. The beast is just too soft and mellow when his brain isn't blasting off to the moon and just sitting there comfortably in NASA's carport. I would prefer to not go back on substances, but if that's what it'll take, then damn it I'll man up score me some dope.

That kind of shit where someone you know ODs because the batch was too strong, too good, too powerful but the downside was death... and then there you are being the idiot you are, you ask around about who had that bomb shit because you moronically want to dabble in the same ****in' shit.

:rolleyes:

(I'm just kidding about using drugs to fuel the beast ... and I highly doubt I'll go back to being a fully pledged douche bag just to get a rise out of pissing people off. Pain of Thought and the mind-raping will more than likely remain dormant for another decade or so. Let's just say this: if Sarah Palin wins presidency at some point in the future I'll reinstate POT and others or just create entirely new ones and bring a shit storm the likes this place has ever even dreamed of experiencing.

I mean hell, if GOBB can have his 50,000 posts! and that's not even including any other accounts he might have like KnowItAll for example then surely I can waste just as much bullshit and do CPR on Grand Villain and take a mammoth gorilla dump right on the heads of any got damn body I feel like. Oh, except for Lamar Doom and maybe DonDadda. I'm not interested in bringing a knife to a gun fight.

:oldlol:
:facepalm

We use to do bigger and better things on the ESPN board.

People actually are famous on ESPN than some small site like ISH.

Reppin ESPN message board since 2001. RIP ESPN.

[9erempiree]

Legendary status is someone like me making a 300 page thread on ESPN. Those were of the norm.

You kids get all happy because you try to troll and get 100 replies. We use to try to hit 1k.

We were arguing with mods that were in Conn. in the ESPN offices. :oldlol:

Them IP bans were brutal. I can remember the Troll Army hacking into their board and spamming the crap out of ESPN.

Lets not forget how we use to troll their twitter accounts with your ESPN user account. The good times.

Or how we trolled Stephon Marbury when he was eating Vaseline on some streaming site.

Going to games with signs of our ESPN username. Frequently captured on television too. :applause:

Good times.

No wonder when I first arrived I was making hit threads. You guys never seen it and it was from ESPN's school of hard knocks.

[Josh]

:facepalm

We use to do bigger and better things on the ESPN board.

People actually are famous on ESPN than some small site like ISH.

Reppin ESPN message board since 2001. RIP ESPN.

What do you mean "famous? How is someone famous... you mean being a message board personality? I wouldn't quite call that being famous.

[9erempiree]

What do you mean "famous? How is someone famous... you mean being a message board personality? I wouldn't quite call that being famous.

We use to troll the hell out of those ESPN writers because they use to participate through their twitter accounts. We can post on their twitter via ESPN without a twitter account.

Now ESPN writers are serious. There was a time when they were posting garbage because they were trying to fight the troll army. In order to prove their point, they would delete our messages and get the last word in.

We use to troll Woj and Katz on the regular.

Hackers would crack their message board and we would post porn to the point that they had to shutdown their boards and return with a "new and improved" platform. :oldlol:

I hated those guys but loved them at the same time. Best era in internet message board history.

Famous? Since this thread is about legendary poster and things we have done, I think me bringing up ESPN is valid to this topic.

[Josh]

Legendary status is someone like me making a 300 page thread on ESPN. Those were of the norm.

You kids get all happy because you try to troll and get 100 replies. We use to try to hit 1k.

We were arguing with mods that were in Conn. in the ESPN offices. :oldlol:

Them IP bans were brutal. I can remember the Troll Army hacking into their board and spamming the crap out of ESPN.

Lets not forget how we use to troll their twitter accounts with your ESPN user account. The good times.

Or how we trolled Stephon Marbury when he was eating Vaseline on some streaming site.

Going to games with signs of our ESPN username. Frequently captured on television too. :applause:

Good times.

No wonder when I first arrived I was making hit threads. You guys never seen it and it was from ESPN's school of hard knocks.

Then why do you post here so much? I mean you have damn near 10k and you've been her-e less than 2 years. To put things into perspective I haven't posted as much as you in terms or "daily average" ... if you take all my accounts and accumulate all posts it wouldn't be more than 15k and we'-re talking about a span of 13 going on 14 years including the old school EZboard.

What I'm saying is I've posted less than you but my persona here is much more relevant ... now I'm not saying "better" or "superior" nothing to trump you in terms of just being a flat out greater poster but my presence here is unparalleled. Again, not better, just more known for various reasons, one of them being longevity which you don't have. But that isn't even the main factor or component as to why.

I honestly don't feel I'm the best poster here... I think the overall best poster all things considered is Jefferson Money. You could make an argument for less than half a dozen posters (kblaze, GOBB, all forums and primarily OTC macmac, myself and maybe one or two others. What really keeps kblaze so high is his posting skills in the main forum ... GOBB, he post everywhere and while I don't personally like his shit a lot of posters do and I can understand why even though I don't agree. macmac is just one of the best OTC personalities. Hard not to like the guy. He doesn't piss off a lot of other posters like say a DueceWallaces, sometimes myself, etc.

I think rufuspaul is very underrated. I think mlh1981 is another guy who doesn't get mentioned enough. All in all though the best of the best all things considered is hands down J$, literally his name is quite fitting, isn't it? I'll admit I'm on his pek pek moderately hard, but honestly, I can't recall being disappointed in anything he's ever posted. He's the poster child of what a ravaging high quality post-after-post-after-post should be like. I sometimes go off on tangents whereas J$ could get a very similar post with the same message in half the space.

That's just something I've always struggled. The better posters are the ones who openly admit their faults instead of pretending there's absolutely nothing wrong with them, individually, but we all know that's by default a bunch of bullshit. No one poster is perfect, we all know that, but sadly the honest truth is there's a significant number of clowns here who genuinely feel they'e GOAT material or will be very soon - that their individual posting style is the most admired, they feel deep inside they never lose any debate - that their knowledge on ANY subject is > the next guy, etc.

This "type" BTW is becoming way too common. The "type" has always existed, but the narcissism is just out of control these days and it greatly devalues the overall quality of the board and posting experience.

[Josh]

^ J$ or some of the other guys could probably condense all that into half and get basically the same message across. Less minute details but overall same message nonetheless.

I'm also a big fan of posters who can illustrate their words so vividly as they post. I'm sometimes decent with that element of posting but nowhere near world class. GOBB isn't good at that either. Neither is kblaze. Surprisingly, starface is one of the better ones here who can do that very consistently. However, again, J$ is the absolute king of that category as well. Everything he posts virtually comes right at you like a video game.

[cos88]

Then why do you post here so much? I mean you have damn near 10k and you've been her-e less than 2 years. To put things into perspective I haven't posted as much as you in terms or "daily average" ... if you take all my accounts and accumulate all posts it wouldn't be more than 15k and we'-re talking about a span of 13 going on 14 years including the old school EZboard.

What I'm saying is I've posted less than you but my persona here is much more relevant ... now I'm not saying "better" or "superior" nothing to trump you in terms of just being a flat out greater poster but my presence here is unparalleled. Again, not better, just more known for various reasons, one of them being longevity which you don't have. But that isn't even the main factor or component as to why.

I honestly don't feel I'm the best poster here... I think the overall best poster all things considered is Jefferson Money. You could make an argument for less than half a dozen posters (kblaze, GOBB, all forums and primarily OTC macmac, myself and maybe one or two others. What really keeps kblaze so high is his posting skills in the main forum ... GOBB, he post everywhere and while I don't personally like his shit a lot of posters do and I can understand why even though I don't agree. macmac is just one of the best OTC personalities. Hard not to like the guy. He doesn't piss off a lot of other posters like say a DueceWallaces, sometimes myself, etc.

I think rufuspaul is very underrated. I think mlh1981 is another guy who doesn't get mentioned enough. All in all though the best of the best all things considered is hands down J$, literally his name is quite fitting, isn't it? I'll admit I'm on his pek pek moderately hard, but honestly, I can't recall being disappointed in anything he's ever posted. He's the poster child of what a ravaging high quality post-after-post-after-post should be like. I sometimes go off on tangents whereas J$ could get a very similar post with the same message in half the space.

That's just something I've always struggled. The better posters are the ones who openly admit their faults instead of pretending there's absolutely nothing wrong with them, individually, but we all know that's by default a bunch of bullshit. No one poster is perfect, we all know that, but sadly the honest truth is there's a significant number of clowns here who genuinely feel they'e GOAT material or will be very soon - that their individual posting style is the most admired, they feel deep inside they never lose any debate - that their knowledge on ANY subject is > the next guy, etc.

This "type" BTW is becoming way too common. The "type" has always existed, but the narcissism is just out of control these days and it greatly devalues the overall quality of the board and posting experience.

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[dr.hee]

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One day I will return to my retarded shenanigans, but this time I will have learned from my mistakes. I'll be much more about quality over quantity

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[Bandito]

I'm nominating myself. There's no need for a thread.
Draz for GOAT ish poster. Ill vote for you. You are the poster ISH needs. ..

[dr.hee]

I always enjoy reading Kblaze's long posts in the NBA forum. Most interesting threads there imo.

[JohnFreeman]

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[Bandito]

I included 9empire on the list because the guy has heart. He is neither funny or smart, but he has the heart of a lion. His biggest downfall is his lack of research, so here are some suggestions for 9:

1. When you post, you are going to speak to thousands of people, so it is best to make sure you do your research and make sure you have the ammunition to back up your statement when there is a rebuttal.

2. If you cannot come up with a rebuttal, you can always act like Red, Dr. Hee Ramone, etc. and be a full fledge troll. These guys have this down to an art form; study their posts and see the way they troll to derail a thread. They are so good at it that other posters will skip your argument and accept their's.

3. Biasness is a downfall. You should only speak about universal ideas. It is hard to argue when you are from a position of EVERYBODY and not based on your life experiences.

You have the potential to be the goat poster based on your heart.you do know all of this applies to you because all you do is take one part of the research and regurgitate the same thing over and over again to prove your point.

[Bandito]

Jameer is a young kid who is trying hard to belong in a group of older kids. He has a good heart though and I will be his personal protector when trolls attack him.
:oldlol:

Hes gonna need all the help he can get.

[Bandito]

:facepalm
9er sucks. Got my moe thread deleted. Him and rip and that other poster.
:roll:

[CelticBaller]

Steve has me on his hit list so I'm up there

[AlphaWolf24]

:lol

" Back in the good ol' days ( 2007) "



- This thread is mad jokes....How Bout this, back before the internet we actually had to play basketball and talk sh!t about NBA players at the same time.

example: ( go to the park to run some game)a full on game would be going on and all of a sudden Magic vs Jordan argument would stall the game for like 10 - 15 minutes. ( sometimes even fights would break out over hurt feelings)

at least now with the internets I can show up to play and focus on playing more... seems like now a days there is less trash talk on the court ( maybe with 24/7 access to sports/message boards most people can get all the talk outta there system)

Internets = serious biznazz......5 - 6 years ago = old'n days

[pinhead]

Me and ragaZ.

[Draz]

Thanks babe

Draz for GOAT ish poster. Ill vote for you. You are the poster ISH needs. ..

[Im Still Ballin]

Let's just be real about it, statman as a poster was just enhanced garbage. Dude has personality for shit. For a high post count regular he was arguably Top 3 worst personality ever, and I'm talking past, present future. Sure, he had couple shining moments, but at one point or another if you've been here long enough you eventually do something that's immensely memorable.

So what I'm saying is... statman like any other dog had his day in the sun when the time was right, but when you boil it all down, his posts were cringe-worthy. Many posters would read his material for that very reason because it was to some degree entertaining.

At the same time back when I was trolling hard I was very hit or miss; people would often "cringe" when I would post or do something silly. Just keeping the playing field level. I think I was more hit than miss, but not everyone would agree. One thing I've noticed though, is a lot of folks complain about how back in 07-09/10ish era was GOAT in the OTC. Ironically enough, that's when I was playing around with gimmick shit.

Now obviously I wasn't the only one, in fact, some posters like starface being a premier hater and follower slash swallower of the Legend of Josh would make a complete and total ass of himself going around accusing every single troll account of being me. The dude was strangely into me and couldn't stop. He would stalk me on here in ways and heights no one ever has any other poster before. There's no telling how many new threads he created in an attempt to call me out regarding a gimmick account and it wasn't even my account!

This one time I was IP banned for a week or something, and dude still had the nerve to accuse me or being all these different gimmicks and right behind him was that little shithead simpleton Great Greg and they were getting off on that shit. It's almost like they were living to "bust me" or catch my hands in the OTC cookie jar red handed. It was grossly entertaining and incredibly sad at the same time. starface has eased back a little and isn't as annoying as he once was, but dude is still dude. The crazy thing is though he's quite intelligent and when he wants to be he can be witty and creative... a very entertaining read here and thar I must say. I'd be lying if I said otherwise.

... but back when I was on some crazy shit I kept this place solidly entertained and I know most won't admit it but back around the 07-09 era I kept the OTC (not saying single-handedly, obviously, but I obviously did have a lot to do with keeping posters entertained; mostly via minor beefs and a handful of creative "winner" (successful is a better term) gimmick accounts. It seemed like at times everyone hated me kept telling me to leave, die, commit suicide all that shit but then when I finally quit being a ****tard and allowed dozens of new ****tards admitting or not, this place seemed to have taken a huge gulp of air held it for a little while and then swallowed and/or blew out. People knew it would be different, and not for the better b/c as a poster I'm at my best when I'm being a ****tard and not seriously engaging in serious conversations, but that's what entertains me now so that's what I do.

It's like 65 million years ago when that asteroid hit the earth and annihilated the dinosaurs, less powerful, weaker, smaller,. less evolved creatures populated the planet. The world/OTC suddenly became much less interesting and significant... now that was until about 2 million then 200k years ago. So at some point in the future I'll represent the emergence of humans and it being the greatest time in the planet's history at a time when it's being controlled by the most complex creatures in the universe's history.

One day I will return to my retarded shenanigans, but this time I will have learned from my mistakes. I'll be much more about quality over quantity and the most challenging aspect I haven't quite figured out how to do is to fuel the beast with dope. Dope is needed to bring out the beast from hibernation. The beast is just too soft and mellow when his brain isn't blasting off to the moon and just sitting there comfortably in NASA's carport. I would prefer to not go back on substances, but if that's what it'll take, then damn it I'll man up score me some dope.

That kind of shit where someone you know ODs because the batch was too strong, too good, too powerful but the downside was death... and then there you are being the idiot you are, you ask around about who had that bomb shit because you moronically want to dabble in the same ****in' shit.

:rolleyes:

(I'm just kidding about using drugs to fuel the beast ... and I highly doubt I'll go back to being a fully pledged douche bag just to get a rise out of pissing people off. Pain of Thought and the mind-raping will more than likely remain dormant for another decade or so. Let's just say this: if Sarah Palin wins presidency at some point in the future I'll reinstate POT and others or just create entirely new ones and bring a shit storm the likes this place has ever even dreamed of experiencing.

I mean hell, if GOBB can have his 50,000 posts! and that's not even including any other accounts he might have like KnowItAll for example then surely I can waste just as much bullshit and do CPR on Grand Villain and take a mammoth gorilla dump right on the heads of any got damn body I feel like. Oh, except for Lamar Doom and maybe DonDadda. I'm not interested in bringing a knife to a gun fight.

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GOAT praising a GOAT.