Badass bouncer

[Jameerthefear]

Stolen from jayda who stole it from reddit
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=155_1394115058
http://i.imgur.com/BX3zHXE.gif

[yobore]

massive guy sitting in a lone chair by the door, that's a bouncer.

[JohnFreeman]

Bouncers don't get paid enough to take a bullet

[Jameerthefear]

the security guard was like "fvck this!" :lol

[KobesFinger]

Saw it in the game chat of the Heat-Spurs game on BallStreams

[plowking]

Was the bouncer just a giant chick?

[9erempiree]

Title misleading.

The real bouncer bounced and the customer stepped up.

Remember, a bouncer doesn't get paid to take bullets. So that black dude is not a bouncer. He is another brother looking out for himself and his peeps. Black guy comes walking with a gun and you are black yourself, that person he is looking for could be you.

What do you do? Apprehend that fool yourself.

I don't condone this kind of behavior but :oldlol: @ that weak gun wielding. If you going to go in with a gun. Have proper technique. Gunman got strong armed.:facepalm

[Jameerthefear]

Was the bouncer just a giant chick?
No the black dude was the bouncer. Here's the article. He got an award.
http://www.twincities.com/crime/ci_25283267/police-chief-honors-civilians-courage?IADID=Search-www.twincities.com-www.twincities.com

[gts]

The guy in the white shirt is a bouncer.. even has some writing on the back of his shirt

[DeuceWallaces]

Title misleading.

The real bouncer bounced and the customer stepped up.

Remember, a bouncer doesn't get paid to take bullets. So that black dude is not a bouncer. He is another brother looking out for himself and his peeps. Black guy comes walking with a gun and you are black yourself, that person he is looking for could be you.

What do you do? Apprehend that fool yourself.

I don't condone this kind of behavior but :oldlol: @ that weak gun wielding. If you going to go in with a gun. Have proper technique. Gunman got strong armed.:facepalm

Lol, you must of never been to a bar if you claim the massive guy sitting next to the door is not a bouncer. :oldlol:

[nathanjizzle]

the guy is a bouncer. you can tell how he instantly is alerted by how the female security is weirded out.

[bagelred]

Just another average day in the hood in America. They're just "keeping it real." Same ole same ole.....you guys like and respect the culture huh?

[aj1987]

Lol, you must of never been to a bar if you claim the massive guy sitting next to the door is not a bouncer. :oldlol:
The guy is 19. He's not allowed into bars.

[East_Stone_Ya]

one dude didn't want to spill his drink :oldlol:

[PistonsFan#21]

Just another average day in the hood in America. They're just "keeping it real." Same ole same ole.....you guys like and respect the culture huh?

who are you referring to homeboy?

[dunksby]

That guy is not a bouncer. Look at the start of the gif, there is no way in hell a bar like that has two security guards, let alone one who wears a security guard shirt and one who doesn't.

That man was just a regular person, who went H.A.M. on that wannabe gangbanger. :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:
The woman is wearing a security tagged jacket while the male bouncer wears the T-shirt with security written on its back. Watch closely and you will get a glimpse of it.

[fiddy]

LMAO at people that think hes not bouncer

[dunksby]

LMAO at people that think hes not bouncer
Big ass dude sitting at the bar entrance NOT drinking how many more clues do some need to deduce that much? :oldlol:

[9erempiree]

Big ass dude sitting at the bar entrance NOT drinking how many more clues do some need to deduce that much? :oldlol:

When he gets up, you see his table full of glasses.

[dunksby]

When he gets up, you see his table full of glasses.

The woman is wearing a security tagged jacket while the male bouncer wears the T-shirt with security written on its back. Watch closely and you will get a glimpse of it.
Watch the video it's more clear.

[Myth]

LMAO at people that think hes not bouncer

Seriously. They think that woman is the bouncer? Are people not aware that bars that draw a crowd frequently have both bouncers and security?

[Myth]

For those who are (ridiculously) denying he is a bouncer, here is a screen shot where you can see his shirt also seems to say "Security" on the back:

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e148/crazydonovan12/Bouncer_zpsfddbb6db.png (http://s38.photobucket.com/user/crazydonovan12/media/Bouncer_zpsfddbb6db.png.html)

[9erempiree]

For those who are (ridiculously) denying he is a bouncer, here is a screen shot where you can see his shirt also seems to say "Security" on the back:

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e148/crazydonovan12/Bouncer_zpsfddbb6db.png (http://s38.photobucket.com/user/crazydonovan12/media/Bouncer_zpsfddbb6db.png.html)

:facepalm

It says SeanJohn.

[Myth]

:facepalm

It says SeanJohn.

:oldlol:

[Bandito]

Lol, you must of never been to a bar if you claim the massive guy sitting next to the door is not a bouncer. :oldlol:
Hes a kid:roll:

[tomtucker]

this is why i drink at home, alone

[Overdrive]

He immediately went for the wrist, pretty good.

[Myth]

this is why i drink at home, alone

You don't want a bouncer to protect you from intruders with guns?

[tomtucker]

You don't want a bouncer to protect you from intruders with guns?

what if he rapes me when i am passed out drunk ?


.
my tiny butthole can

[Myth]

[QUOTE=tomtucker]what if he rapes me when i am passed out drunk ?


.
my tiny butthole can

[tomtucker]

Sometimes you have to do what you have to do in order to prevent getting shot.

guess you

[JohnFreeman]

Shit feels good coming out, but I am not sure about something going in

[Myth]

[QUOTE=tomtucker]guess you

[Myth]

Shit feels good coming out, but I am not sure about something going in

Could be pretty good. I'll put it off until my first prostate exam and then decide from there.

[JohnFreeman]

Could be pretty good. I'll put it off until my first prostate exam and then decide from there.
It's probably really good, and straight men miss out. Only on this earth once I suppose

[tomtucker]

Exactly. You wouldn't lube your anus every 12 hours just because it is fun, would you? Of course not, it is just one of life's necessities.

:D

[Nick Young]

Good job fat bitch in a security shirt for running away and doing nothing, not even warning the bar.

This GIF is a perfect illustration as to why men have higher salaries then women.

[tomtucker]

Could be pretty good. I'll put it off until my first prostate exam and then decide from there.

Not gonna lie, i am fairly young but also a hypochondriac......i have had various doctors preform prostate exams on me, to make sure everything was okay (which it is every time)

and it

[Myth]

[QUOTE=tomtucker]Not gonna lie, i am fairly young but also a hypochondriac......i have had various doctors preform prostate exams on me, to make sure everything was okay (which it is every time)

and it

[JohnFreeman]

[QUOTE=tomtucker]Not gonna lie, i am fairly young but also a hypochondriac......i have had various doctors preform prostate exams on me, to make sure everything was okay (which it is every time)

and it

[tomtucker]

lol. I'm sure the anticipation doesn't help you relax and allow your body to accept it willingly.

for sure, and none of these doctors put on music or anything, they just ram it up there

[tomtucker]

Yeah would have to be a smaller p3nis gay man haha

http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1394195008170.gif

:eek: that

[JohnFreeman]

[QUOTE=tomtucker]:eek: that

[dunksby]

How the **** this thread turned into how getting drilled feels? ISH :oldlol:

[JohnFreeman]

How the **** this thread turned into how getting drilled feels? ISH :oldlol:
You're curious, but you won't admit it

[Bandito]

I had an rectal exam and I cant say I didnt like it. It felt so cold and weird. I wouldve prefer a dinner first.

[fiddy]

people are so gayISH around

[dunksby]

You're curious, but you won't admit it
http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/shows/southpark/vertical_video/clip_collections/love_you_man/LoveYouMan_ClipThumbs14.jpg

[fiddy]

http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/shows/southpark/vertical_video/clip_collections/love_you_man/LoveYouMan_ClipThumbs14.jpg
my first thought exactly :D

[magic chiongson]

I had an rectal exam and I cant say I didnt like it. It felt so cold and weird. I wouldve prefer a dinner first.

it tickles, i didn't like it :(

[Jailblazers7]

I've had an endoscopy multiple times and, trust me, getting something shoved up your ass is the least shitty part of it.

[DeuceWallaces]

The guy is 19. He's not allowed into bars.

Ha, I guess I should have known he's just a kid.

[Legends66NBA7]

The guy is 19. He's not allowed into bars.

That's the age limit in America or something ?

I've been to bars when I was 19.

[bagelred]

That's the age limit in America or something ?

I've been to bars when I was 19.

Yes, you can die for your country overseas in a war at the age of 18, but you can't have a legal drink in U.S. until age 21.

That's because alcohol can be dangerous.

[tomtucker]

I've had an endoscopy multiple times and, trust me, getting something shoved up your ass is the least shitty part of it.

i have had 2 colonostopys, i had to be sure i was 100 % healthy........$1000 a pop :rolleyes:
.
could probably have gotten a homo with a camera on his dick to do it cheaper.

:D

[dude77]

so I'm assuming that useless fat fk wasn't fired .. got a ****** in between its legs and all .. can't do that

[Styles p]

so I'm assuming that useless fat fk wasn't fired .. got a ****** in between its legs and all .. can't do that
too bad "Quick Draw George Zimmerman" wasn't in the bar.

[BRabbiT]

http://www.twincities.com/crime/ci_25283267/police-chief-honors-civilians-courage?IADID=Search-www.twincities.com-www.twincities.com



impressive. that took balls

[9erempiree]

So some bad ass in a Sean John shirt beats up a a gunman.:applause:

[Jameerthefear]

So some bad ass in a Sean John shirt beats up a a gunman.:applause:

St. Paul bouncer who stopped gunman among police honorees
http://www.twincities.com/crime/ci_25283267/police-chief-honors-civilians-courage?IADID=Search-www.twincities.com-www.twincities.com

[Myth]

http://www.twincities.com/crime/ci_25283267/police-chief-honors-civilians-courage?IADID=Search-www.twincities.com-www.twincities.com

9er knows, he's just trolling.

[TheReal Kendall]

Jameer have you seen that clip of the Benchwarmer Too shooting?

http://youtu.be/xKBcvCLh05g

[Jameerthefear]

Jameer have you seen that clip of the Benchwarmer Too shooting?

http://youtu.be/xKBcvCLh05g
Hadn't seen that one wow. Is that the one near the Church's Chicken?

[TheReal Kendall]

Hadn't seen that one wow. Is that the one near the Church's Chicken?

It's on university by those projects. It's next to a furniture store.

I'm surprised you haven't seen it cause it was all over facebook a few months ago.

It was a teen party also. People crazy cause after it happened they was posting "free such and such" on facebook :facepalm

[DeuceWallaces]

9er knows, he's just trolling.

He could also be a total idiot who's 16 and just doesn't know any better. Like a much less intelligent version of Shogun or GeeWiz.

[Jameerthefear]

It's on university by those projects. It's next to a furniture store.

I'm surprised you haven't seen it cause it was all over facebook a few months ago.

It was a teen party also. People crazy cause after it happened they was posting "free such and such" on facebook :facepalm
Ohhhh. Okay I heard about that. I go a white school. I don't hear about that kind of stuff here.

[Styles p]

it's pretty much instinct though it's a life or death situation it's either act in a split second and try to disarm the guy or freeze up and let him shoot you. i'm pretty sure a lot of people would have done the same thing in that situation, still though it's badass to watch and the guy does get props.:applause:

[Myth]

He could also be a total idiot who's 16 and just doesn't know any better. Like a much less intelligent version of Shogun or GeeWiz.

That made sense until he was certain the block letter (not cursive) word without a space on the back of an otherwise plain white T-shirt was a Sean John shirt and not Security.

[GoRapz]

:facepalm

It says SeanJohn.

I can confirm, I have the same shirt. Fukkin rookies :facepalm

[Myth]

I can confirm, I have the same shirt. Fukkin rookies :facepalm

Please post picture.

[dunksby]

Yes, you can die for your country overseas in a war at the age of 18, but you can't have a legal drink in U.S. until age 21.

That's because alcohol can be dangerous.
:roll: :roll: :cheers: Future repped!