Joakim Noah Named Sexiest NBA Player of 2014 by Vogue Magazine

[QUIZZLE]

The 3-peat for the flawless Noah. :bowdown:

[Jameerthefear]

Vogue loses all credibility.

[WallIn]

http://i.imgur.com/uNFvgHu.jpg

[Prometheus]

:biggums:

[nathanjizzle]

jo is a stud.
http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/fp/Joakim+Noah+Spends+Star+Break+Beach+9XdP8ZDXipxl.j pg

[ForeverHeat]

Those in the modelling business love guys that are good looking (not that I think Noah is) in ways that are unorthodox.

[MavsSuperFan]

Vogue loses all credibility.
This. Or the editor is subtly insulting the nba

[CelticBaller]

Vogue don't know what good looking is

[Fudge]

Good shit, Vogue. :applause: Noah's straight underrated in terms of his looks and physique.

[SexSymbol]

Parsons? Hello?

[nathanjizzle]

jos sister and mom
http://larrybrownsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/jelenanoah-joakimnoah-sister5-530x260.jpg

http://www.elliottharris.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/cecilia_rodhe_yelena_noah.jpg

[EnoughSaid]

Parsons? Hello?

:oldlol: Yeah. You have a NBA player that's a MODEL. Easy. But nah let us choose Joakim Noah :lol

[3peated]

he's not ugly. if he got his teeth straightened i'm 100% certain you guys wouldn't think he was a freak.

[brownmamba00]

Parsons? Hello?
he looks like a regular white guy tbh don't get the hype

[Foster5k]

Parsons? Hello?
:oldlol:

Dude blends in with every other guy on the street. That's the thing about judging guys, on looks. Guys are guys. We don't really take that much into our look, besides working out, shaving(some of us), etc.

If you're in shape, your face isn't completely screwed up, every guy basically has the same rating. It's very small subtle things, I guess, that could sway a rating by small increments. That and if you have a preference for a certain ethnicity, among other things.

[QuebecBaller]

Parsons? Hello?

http://coedbc.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/ashley-sky-chandler-parsons-1.jpg

[beastmode]

if you're hetero, I don't know why you guys care

[Foster5k]

if you're hetero, I don't know why you guys care
/thread

[knickballer]

How the tides have turned. I remember people making fun of Noah for calling him ugly and a monster when he first came in the league.

[YouGotServed]

How the tides have turned. I remember people making fun of Noah for calling him ugly and a monster when he first came in the league.

How have they turned? People still think Noah is ugly and a monster.

Parsons>>>

[MavsSuperFan]

:oldlol:

Dude blends in with every other guy on the street. That's the thing about judging guys, on looks. Guys are guys. We don't really take that much into our look, besides working out, shaving(some of us), etc.

If you're in shape, your face isn't completely screwed up, every guy basically has the same rating. It's very small subtle things, I guess, that could sway a rating by small increments. That and if you have a preference for a certain ethnicity, among other things.
I know a lot of women and gay men that would disagree with this. Obviously straight men wouldn't notice how beautiful parsons is.:bowdown: :bowdown:

[cos88]

april fools ?

[tomSR.]

april fools ?

has to be........Noah is one ugly motherfukker...........Parsons on the other hand, is one handsome dude

[KyrieTheFuture]

Noah is like Pau. They'd be so much better off without those shitty beards.

[cos88]

he's not ugly. if he got his teeth straightened i'm 100% certain you guys wouldn't think he was a freak.


he's not ugly. if he got his teeth straightened i'm 100% certain you guys wouldn't think he was a freak.


he's not ugly. if he got his teeth straightened i'm 100% certain you guys wouldn't think he was a freak.


he's not ugly. if he got his teeth straightened i'm 100% certain you guys wouldn't think he was a freak.

:facepalm he is ugly, which i suspect you are also.

[cos88]

has to be........Noah is one ugly motherfukker...........Parsons on the other hand, is one handsome dude

yep, he is just handsome, would be a nice motherfukker with longer hair :applause:

[livinglegend]

is this a gay forum or what? :facepalm
People debating who should have been the sexiest nba player of 2014:facepalm

[kennethgriffin]

this is a pretty good reasurance in my heterosexuality. always thought he was one of the uglier people

my idea of a handsome man is this

http://i61.tinypic.com/2cqbrd5.jpg


women like this now?















http://i62.tinypic.com/rh4f7l.jpg


:facepalm :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm

[tomSR.]

is this a gay forum or what? :facepalm
People debating who should have been the sexiest nba player of 2014:facepalm

alot more fun then the same Durant vs. Lebron bullshit over and over !

[kennethgriffin]

alot more fun then the same Durant vs. Lebron bullshit over and over !

:cheers:

i give this man a selleck

http://i61.tinypic.com/2n1ezb4.jpg


be comfortable within your sexuality. homophobia is the first sign of either homosexuality or insecurity

[tomSR.]

:cheers:

i give this man a selleck




be comfortable within your sexuality. homophobia is the first sign of either homosexuality or insecurity

no doubt.........a real man can admit another man is handsome...........it

[Milbuck]

http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Chandler+Parsons+Arrivals+Billboard+Music+QDopFkpK HLOl.jpg

http://cdn.necolebitchie.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/dwayne-wade-gq-4.jpg

http://cdn.madamenoire.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/SergeIbaka3web-1024x553-660x450.jpg

http://siswimdaily.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/tyra-kobe1.jpg

You have these guys in the league and they pick Jo...

[Genaro]

Link?

[kennethgriffin]

http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Chandler+Parsons+Arrivals+Billboard+Music+QDopFkpK HLOl.jpg

http://cdn.necolebitchie.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/dwayne-wade-gq-4.jpg

http://cdn.madamenoire.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/SergeIbaka3web-1024x553-660x450.jpg

http://siswimdaily.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/tyra-kobe1.jpg

You have these guys in the league and they pick Jo...


i'm a big kobe fan and even i'l admit that dude is way past his prime. he definitely peaked in his early 20's looks wise..

wades ugly now too. jaws all massive and he looks out of shape

i think the better looking guys are probably lesser known

[Shade8780]

wut? :biggums:

[KungFuJoe]

Chandler should win ANY sexiest NBA athlete award til the day he retires! I DEMAND IT!!!!

[buddha]

the only reason people think Joakim is good looking is because he plays next to some of the ugliest players in the NBA. Chicago is hands down the ugliest team in the NBA. There was actually a thread on the ugliest team earlier this year and Chicago was the consensus ugliest team.

[BasedTom]

So is Vogue going to choose Anthony Davis, Pekovic, or Harden next year?

[JimmyMcAdocious]

Fix that grill, do something with his hair, and he's not THAT ugly. Sexiest player? No. He's not Unibrow tho.

But you still need to do that shit and he hasn't.

[ABfor3]

the only reason people think Joakim is good looking is because he plays next to some of the ugliest players in the NBA. Chicago is hands down the ugliest team in the NBA. There was actually a thread on the ugliest team earlier this year and Chicago was the consensus ugliest team.
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a113/balla94/Mobile%20Uploads/7EEF4BB5-FB17-4C35-B8B9-F8A078718768_zps87n7autv.jpg

[Milbuck]

the only reason people think Joakim is good looking is because he plays next to some of the ugliest players in the NBA. Chicago is hands down the ugliest team in the NBA. There was actually a thread on the ugliest team earlier this year and Chicago was the consensus ugliest team.
I like the Bulls...but damn.

http://fansided.hoopshabit.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/307/files/HLIC/886fec144067024040ccf4229139929c.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-EMvJOkbj7FA/TzkbwG4SebI/AAAAAAAAA74/ghzELOr4eCo/s1600/Carlos-Boozer-Hair-2.jpg

http://l3.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/MFn9yq3mthgOgAPLnKPNjQ--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTYwMA--/http://media.zenfs.com/en/person/Ysports/kirk-hinrich-basketball-headshot-photo.jpg

http://media.247sports.com/Uploads/Boards/713/6713/356256.jpg

http://thefanzine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/jimmy-butler-660.jpg

[JohnMax]

Noah is like Pau. They'd be so much better off without those shitty beards.


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_f4Fo_GlfJs8/SFvhqQcmQpI/AAAAAAAAAxQ/u6hweSMZVVQ/s400/joakim+noah+dress.jpg

[Eric Cartman]

Tyson Chandler has to be at least top 3 for hotness. I would place him #3 behind Parsons and Redick.

[Fudge]

the only reason people think Joakim is good looking is because he plays next to some of the ugliest players in the NBA. Chicago is hands down the ugliest team in the NBA. There was actually a thread on the ugliest team earlier this year and Chicago was the consensus ugliest team.
Nah, Augustin's and Gibsons ol good lookin lightskin asses make up for his hideous looking teammates.

[KyleKong]

http://sandrarose.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Blake-Griffin-M-Beach-1-INF.jpg

http://legacy-cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/062011/fap-now-robo.gif

[Denitron]

One award in the bag

Next up: Regular Season MVP

Noah is gonna have a great year :applause:

[KyrieTheFuture]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_f4Fo_GlfJs8/SFvhqQcmQpI/AAAAAAAAAxQ/u6hweSMZVVQ/s400/joakim+noah+dress.jpg
He looks better but is that mother****er wearing a dress AND sandals with socks? Noah makes it so easy for me to hate him

[red1]

the voters: noah's mother and grandmother

[buddha]

Nah, Augustin's and Gibsons ol good lookin lightskin asses make up for his hideous looking teammates.

reported for racism.

it has become known you have a fetish for mulattos but pls keep your racist homesexual tendencies to yourself.

[kamil]

he looks like a regular white guy tbh don't get the hype

Someone must only be around attractive people... :rolleyes:

[oarabbus]

https://scontent-a-pao.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1/p206x206/970834_587022808015675_192172416_n.png