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Rodmantheman
03-09-2014, 07:35 PM
How many do you guys think?

kurple
03-09-2014, 07:36 PM
hmmmmmmm

CelticBaller
03-09-2014, 07:42 PM
5 at least

zoom17
03-09-2014, 07:47 PM
About 5 but the gorilla will take some out before it dies.

gts
03-09-2014, 08:18 PM
We'll never know because they are masters of guerrilla warfare

fsvr54
03-09-2014, 09:00 PM
5 at least

Nah, I'd say 3. Chimps are smart enough to go for weak spots like testicles and eyes.

mr.big35
03-09-2014, 09:01 PM
We'll never know because they are masters of guerrilla warfare

zing :banana:

Overdrive
03-09-2014, 09:07 PM
Not many, as Ben Wallace and Lebron are enough to take out a silverback.

zoom17
03-09-2014, 09:28 PM
Not many, as Ben Wallace and Lebron are enough to take out a silverback.

:oldlol:

JEFFERSON MONEY
03-10-2014, 01:58 PM
4-6

Chimps can take a beating and overhead press twice their BW.

At birth.

They also are more violent than gentlegiant gorillas.

Think of it like how many cocky wigga jailbirds can take on Michael Clarke Duncan in Green Mile.

Milbuck
03-10-2014, 02:45 PM
Ask BarberSchool, he's the master of beating up Gorillas :confusedshrug:

ForeverHeat
03-10-2014, 02:55 PM
If there was a solid number like 10, and they all attacked at once, it could probably be enough.

Nick Young
03-10-2014, 03:12 PM
Im gonna be controversial here and say 3. Chimpanzees are bloodthirsty little shits, and would probably devise some type of strategy before going in for the kill.


Their streethunger is off the charts compared to gorillas.

Look at it like this-Chimps got Kobe level killer instinct, Gorillaz have a more Lebron type of attitude if you catch my drift.

Ancient Legend
03-10-2014, 03:15 PM
Im gonna be controversial here and say 3. Chimpanzees are bloodthirsty little shits, and would probably devise some type of strategy before going in for the kill.


Their streethunger is off the charts compared to gorillas.

Look at it like this-Chimps got Kobe level killer instinct, Gorillaz have a more Lebron type of attitude if you catch my drift.

So 1 LeBron is worth 3 Kobes? :applause:

Nick Young
03-10-2014, 03:19 PM
So 1 LeBron is worth 3 Kobes? :applause:
Clearly not as Kobe has 5 rings and Lebron is 2-2 in the finals:lol


Chimps have Kobe's killer instinct and Allen Iverson's street hunger.

Gorillas have Lebron's non-confrontational lackadaisacal instinct-unless it is a matter between fighting another gorilla for a dime piece female gorilla.

Swaggin916
03-10-2014, 03:35 PM
They couldn't because they don't use the tools not to get hurt. Humans could gang up on something with spears and throw stuff... but chimps don't hunt that way. They gang up on things that are smaller than they are and use their superior strength. There could be 10 chimps going after a silverback but one or more of them is going to get seriously hurt therefore they would never attempt it unless circumstances were unbelievably dire.

But in fun... probably 3 could do it.

JEFFERSON MONEY
03-10-2014, 04:28 PM
Nick's right. As usual.

Aggression and mindset are huge.


Hippo would fuuk up an Asian Elephant also.

Akrazotile
03-10-2014, 04:31 PM
Nick's right. As usual.

Aggression and mindset are huge.


Hippo would fuuk up an Asian Elephant also.


Yeah hed play dat shitty techno music and the elephant would start ramming a tusk thru its own shit