Most Corny Basketball Personalities Ever

[Stringer Bell]

Dwight Howard. What a corny, unfunny clown.

Magic Johnson is very corny and has more fake laughs than a Full House laugh track. But he could pass the ball like no other and he defeated AIDS, so he is awesome.

Defeating AIDS > Defeating Championship Teams

[SpecialQue]

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[bmd]

For Magic Johnson to defeat AIDS, wouldn't he first have to have AIDS?

[navy]

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[Milbuck]

James Harden. The reason it's so corny is because it's 100% obvious that it's all an act. If he let his real personality out, he'd have zero friends and zero fans. Houston would amnesty him on the spot and the Beijing Ducks owner would file a restraining order before Harden had a chance to even consider playing overseas.

Seriously, he sucks. I think it's absurd we aren't talking about it more.

[moe94]

Reggie Miller
Kenny Smith
Shaq (when he tries too hard which is 75% of the time)

[CelticBaller]

Shaq nowadays

[Akrazotile]

Kobe is by far the most applicable answer here.

[Milbuck]

James Harden. The reason it's so corny is because it's 100% obvious that it's all an act. If he let his real personality out, he'd have zero friends and zero fans. Houston would amnesty him on the spot and the Beijing Ducks owner would file a restraining order before Harden had a chance to even consider playing overseas.

Seriously, he sucks. I think it's absurd we aren't talking about it more.
This

[Fazotronic]

This

you know when you qoute yourself, ppl are just going to think you forgot to log into your other account.

iam not saying you have one but you just ****ed up.

[Marlo_Stanfield]

James Harden. The reason it's so corny is because it's 100% obvious that it's all an act. If he let his real personality out, he'd have zero friends and zero fans. Houston would amnesty him on the spot and the Beijing Ducks owner would file a restraining order before Harden had a chance to even consider playing overseas.

Seriously, he sucks. I think it's absurd we aren't talking about it more.
my nignog Millbuck droppin truth bombs:applause: :applause:

[SexSymbol]

LeBron with "I'm too unselfish to score 60, my teammates would have to be begging me"

[rezznor]

shaq.

[nosfan773]

James Harden. The reason it's so corny is because it's 100% obvious that it's all an act. If he let his real personality out, he'd have zero friends and zero fans. Houston would amnesty him on the spot and the Beijing Ducks owner would file a restraining order before Harden had a chance to even consider playing overseas.

Seriously, he sucks. I think it's absurd we aren't talking about it more.

:applause:

So true.

[no pun intended]

Kobe is by far the most applicable answer here.
Seems like so only when he's on social media.

[jstern]

In terms of corniness, I would guess that if they did a study for people who don't know any of these players to choose the most corny, I would guess it would be Dwight Howard.

[Xsatyr]

you know when you qoute yourself, ppl are just going to think you forgot to log into your other account.

iam not saying you have one but you just ****ed up.

He is a troll so obviously he has alt accounts. He def ****ed up.

[jzek]

Shaq without a doubt.

Which is weird because he wasn't corny at all when he was playing. :wtf:

[Im so nba'd out]

This
were just gona ignore how he just quoted himself forgetting to sign into his other account?:biggums:

[jstern]

you know when you qoute yourself, ppl are just going to think you forgot to log into your other account.

iam not saying you have one but you just ****ed up.


I just Googled him, and apparently he was banned, and somehow you had people making threads to bring him back, with multiple accounts saying that he was a good poster, the best of the 2014 class.

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=324314

So I'm guessing many of those are his alt accounts.

[ArbitraryWater]

:applause:

So true.

random alt popping up.. first quotes himself then some 2011 dude who never posts pops up minutes later lol

[zoom17]

Reggie miller every time he says "No he didn't":facepalm

[SamuraiSWISH]

Shaq's corny comedy.
Dwight's immitation Shaq persona.
Kobe's immiation Jordan persona.
Durant's fake humble, christian persona.
Magic's fake nice guy routine.

The coolest, most authentic personalities ever:

MJ (Charismatic Bad Ass)
Bird (Hick Bad Ass)
Moses Malone (4, 4, 4)
Dr. J (Smooth)
Barkley (Monster Loud Mouth)
Karl Malone (Uncle Tom Cowboy)
Rodman (Unstable)
Iverson (Omar Little)
Westbrook (Unstable)
Maxwell (Unstable)
Starks (Unstable)
Reggie Miller (Cut Throat)
Bill Russell (Intelligent)
Wilt Chamberlain (Gay)
Danny Ainge (Fiesty)
Isiah Thomas (Baby Faced Assasin)

[kuniva_dAMiGhTy]

Shaq's corny comedy.
Dwight's immitation Shaq persona.
Kobe's immiation Jordan persona.
Durant's fake humble, christian persona.
Magic's fake nice guy routine.

The coolest, most authentic personalities ever:

MJ (Charismatic Bad Ass)
Bird (Hick Bad Ass)
Moses Malone (4, 4, 4)
Dr. J (Smooth)
Barkley (Monster Loud Mouth)
Karl Malone (Uncle Tom Cowboy)
Rodman (Unstable)
Iverson (Omar Little)
Westbrook (Unstable)
Maxwell (Unstable)
Starks (Unstable)
Reggie Miller (Cut Throat)
Bill Russell (Intelligent)
Wilt Chamberlain (Gay)
Danny Ainge (Fiesty)
Isiah Thomas (Baby Faced Assasin)

:oldlol:

[sketchy]

LeBron with "I'm too unselfish to score 60, my teammates would have to be begging me"
^^This.

[sd3035]

Reggie Miller, Lebron, Chris Webber, Dwight

[selrahc]

lebron, dancing on the sidelines when the game is still going on, not shooting shots to save his fg percentage, the decision, etc.

[SamuraiSWISH]

LeBron with "I'm too unselfish to score 60, my teammates would have to be begging me"
He's had plenty of times through out his career to gun at the expense of everything to get 60, even with a hot hand and never did it. I mean this guy cops out about everything. But this isn't one of them.

I've seen countless times he could've got to 60. He could've had more than 61 the other week when he finally got to it. He just lets his foot off the gas, and still tries to get others involved. He doesn't get consumed to be that selfishly one dimensional. Ever.

Listen, LeBron is far from cool. He's the Prius Generation. Nothing cool in his body, but I also think his corniness is genuine so it's not as bad. He's not fake. He's not trying too hard. He's just a natural insecure, BETA type.

[Rodmantheman]

lebron, dancing on the sidelines when the game is still going on, not shooting shots to save his fg percentage, the decision, etc.

:biggums: why do you have him in you're avatar?

[PsychoBe]

:oldlol:

:roll: :roll: :roll:

[gasolina]

Jalen Rose. Please bring someone else to Anchor NBA Friday

[Milbuck]

were just gona ignore how he just quoted himself forgetting to sign into his other account?:biggums:
Yes. I do that all the time, I was just being intentionally stupid. Like when a guy laughs at his own joke for added effect.