View Full Version : All of Kobe Bryant's injuries in one graphic
no pun intended
03-14-2014, 04:07 AM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BioEZffCAAAIJwr.png:large
JohnFreeman
03-14-2014, 04:09 AM
Are sprains considered an injury?
Quickening
03-14-2014, 04:12 AM
Lack of toughness... brb sore finger, tell everyone how injured I am.
cos88
03-14-2014, 04:14 AM
forgot one
http://www.ultraimg.com/images/x2vf.png
sejoon101
03-14-2014, 04:18 AM
Lack of toughness... brb sore finger, tell everyone how injured I am.
Lack of toughness??? You square, when he had the finger injury he still played in the playoffs and beasted. If anything he tough as hell. And no im not even remotely close to a kobe stan
T_L_P
03-14-2014, 04:21 AM
Kobe Stans love reminding people how many injuries Kobe has played through :facepalm
Deuce Bigalow
03-14-2014, 04:21 AM
Winning his fifth with a broken finger :bowdown:
http://allstarvault.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/kobe-bryant-pic-getty-458428273.jpg
no pun intended
03-14-2014, 04:22 AM
forgot one
http://www.ultraimg.com/images/x2vf.png
okay dan gilbert
tomtucker
03-14-2014, 04:29 AM
peniis injury.............:roll:
sportjames23
03-14-2014, 05:06 AM
forgot one
http://www.ultraimg.com/images/x2vf.png
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
Artillery
03-14-2014, 05:11 AM
counting ankle sprains as serious injuries :oldlol:
What makes the "Kobe's a warrior" narrative so embarrassing is that Kobe's given up on his team this season and won't even bother suiting up, even when healthy. A real warrior would never quit and Kobe's done that many, many times in his career.
MichaelCorleone
03-14-2014, 05:13 AM
Weak human being, not gifted.
It's actually amazing the things he has accomplished through sheer work ethic.
Smook A.
03-14-2014, 05:23 AM
That p*nis injury via rape got me weak!!! Hahahaha
MichaelCorleone
03-14-2014, 05:27 AM
***** fracture via rape.:roll:
Beta even in bed.
The-Legend-24
03-14-2014, 05:27 AM
that pen1s injury got me dying. :roll:
5 rings with broken fingers, fvcked up knees, fvcked up ankles. Imagine if he was fully healthy, we talking bout 7+ rings. :bowdown:
imnew09
03-14-2014, 05:36 AM
Roll out Lebron's injuries chart.
http://i59.tinypic.com/rihy1l.jpg
MichaelCorleone
03-14-2014, 05:42 AM
imnew09 catching feelings.:oldlol:
T_L_P
03-14-2014, 05:44 AM
that pen1s injury got me dying. :roll:
5 rings with broken fingers, fvcked up knees, fvcked up ankles. Imagine if he was fully healthy, we talking bout 7+ rings. :bowdown:
When though?
funnystuff
03-14-2014, 05:56 AM
forgot one
http://www.ultraimg.com/images/x2vf.png
:roll: :roll: :roll:
sportjames23
03-14-2014, 06:07 AM
Roll out Lebron's injuries chart.
http://i59.tinypic.com/rihy1l.jpg
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
ForeverHeat
03-14-2014, 06:37 AM
forgot one
http://www.ultraimg.com/images/x2vf.png
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
BlazerRed
03-14-2014, 07:00 AM
For how long he's been in the game, that's not bad. Most of those he only missed a couple games too. Obviously the bigger ones are coming now that he's been in the league for what, 18 years or something ridiculous like that?
BlazerRed
03-14-2014, 07:01 AM
Roll out Lebron's injuries chart.
http://i59.tinypic.com/rihy1l.jpg
:roll: :roll: :roll:
Don't forget this gem, carried off from a CRAMP:
http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/lebron-james-carried-off-court-leg-cramp-nba-finals.jpg
Trollsmasher
03-14-2014, 07:02 AM
forgot one
http://www.ultraimg.com/images/x2vf.png
:roll: :roll:
Are they really counting ankle sprains as injuries?:lol
sportjames23
03-14-2014, 07:02 AM
:roll: :roll: :roll:
Don't forget this gem, carried off from a CRAMP:
http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/lebron-james-carried-off-court-leg-cramp-nba-finals.jpg
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
Look at Juwan's face. :oldlol:
BlazerRed
03-14-2014, 07:12 AM
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
Look at Juwan's face. :oldlol:
He's all like "Dis nikka man :facepalm ".
ForeverHeat
03-14-2014, 07:14 AM
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
Look at Juwan's face. :oldlol:
Every guy in that pic looks somewhat disillusioned.
Warfan
03-14-2014, 07:26 AM
I remember when the 76ers made the finals AI had like 10 injuries and they showed a photo like this one. Ill try and find the pic...
Just found it
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-UZzKiQ0K-8k/UQiBy20VSmI/AAAAAAAABEo/as-Sx81ubgQ/s1600/AIFinals.jpg
ImKobe
03-14-2014, 07:29 AM
:roll: :roll:
Are they really counting ankle sprains as injuries?:lol
Try spraining your ankle in an NBA Finals game, see how you feel. A badly sprained ankle can sideline an athlete for weeks, Tony Parker last season missed 3 weeks after spraining his ankle.
The_Yearning
03-14-2014, 08:03 AM
I remember when the 76ers made the finals AI had like 10 injuries and they showed a photo like this one. Ill try and find the pic...
Just found it
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-UZzKiQ0K-8k/UQiBy20VSmI/AAAAAAAABEo/as-Sx81ubgQ/s1600/AIFinals.jpg
Only OG's know about this NBC quality
Akrazotile
03-14-2014, 08:09 AM
Kobe Stans love reminding people how many injuries Kobe has played through :facepalm
Taking their cue from kobe
sportjames23
03-14-2014, 08:29 AM
Only OG's know about this NBC quality
Sho' nuff :cheers:
I<3NBA
03-14-2014, 09:15 AM
where's the one in the brain? right where the command center for passing is located.
:roll: :roll: :roll:
Don't forget this gem, carried off from a CRAMP:
http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/lebron-james-carried-off-court-leg-cramp-nba-finals.jpg
dunno if you had a serious cramp but you legit cant walk if your leg is cramping even if you want to... :facepalm
Nuff Said
03-14-2014, 10:00 AM
Iverson is og status now?? Am I officially old?
HoopsFanNumero1
03-14-2014, 10:11 AM
How does Kobe not feel embarrassed milking his injuries all the time? I mean flu, sprained ankle, wtf is this shit? Everybody has these "injuries". Only difference is that Kobe always whines to the media about his so that he can come across as some sort of warrior.
tragicbronson
03-14-2014, 10:20 AM
How does Kobe not feel embarrassed milking his injuries all the time? I mean flu, sprained ankle, wtf is this shit? Everybody has these "injuries". Only difference is that Kobe always whines to the media about his so that he can come across as some sort of warrior.
Agreed, just like MJ's "flu game". LOL
SavageMode
03-14-2014, 10:26 AM
How does Kobe not feel embarrassed milking his injuries all the time? I mean flu, sprained ankle, wtf is this shit? Everybody has these "injuries". Only difference is that Kobe always whines to the media about his so that he can come across as some sort of warrior.
This. Koclonk exposed.
Dude won't even suit up for his team this year.
Faked injury against Miami on Christmas to avoid embarrassment.
How does Kobe not feel embarrassed milking his injuries all the time? I mean flu, sprained ankle, wtf is this shit? Everybody has these "injuries". Only difference is that Kobe always whines to the media about his so that he can come across as some sort of warrior.
Proof/evidence of Kobe whining to media about flu pls.
I think it's more like he had the flu, media picked up on it and then sensationalized it.
Akrazotile
03-14-2014, 11:47 AM
Proof/evidence of Kobe whining to media about flu pls.
I think it's more like he had the flu, media picked up on it and then sensationalized it.
No. Kobe LOOOOVES making himself the entire story. He reports every little scratch he gets to the media and makes sure to tell them how it "wont stop him from reaching his goals" of some othr contrived piece of corn.
Thorn
03-14-2014, 12:01 PM
Some of those "injuries" are really reaching..I mean, flu? I think there was also some finger injury in 04 during the regular season.
Still, can't deny Kobe's been one of the more durable stars. Before the whole Achilles injury/knee fracture he'd missed maybe 50-60 games in his career. (according to that chart, there may be missing injuries or something)
On the other hand he may have played through injuries without them being reported so it probably evens out in the end.
HoopsFanNumero1
03-14-2014, 12:09 PM
On the other hand he may have played through injuries without them being reported so it probably evens out in the end.
We're talking about Kobe here.
Marlo_Stanfield
03-14-2014, 12:12 PM
Most of these never happened:roll: :roll:
flu and viral infection are injuries now?
3peated
03-14-2014, 12:15 PM
what about the injury to his credibility from the bitch who accused him of rape
Solefade
03-14-2014, 12:16 PM
flu and viral infection are injuries now?
:lol :lol
am i warrior cus i went to work with a minor fever last week? :eek:
beastmode
03-14-2014, 12:55 PM
Iverson played with 11 injuries in the 01 finals.
Allen Iverson played through 11 different injuries during the 2001 NBA Finals
NEWS & RUMOURS
by Scott
In the 2001 NBA Finals against the L.A. Lakers, Allen Iverson played through a right quad contusion, right knee sprain, left ankle sprain, inflamed right toe, right hip contusion, left hip pointer, partial right shoulder dislocation, left knee contusion, tailbone contusion, right elbow bursitis and a sprained left thumb…and still averaged 35.6 points per game.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-UZzKiQ0K-8k/UQiBy20VSmI/AAAAAAAABEo/as-Sx81ubgQ/s1600/AIFinals.jpg
http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn200/nbacardDOTnet/zz%20NBA%20Photo%20Gallery/Allen%20Iverson/iversoninjury.jpg
HOoopCityJones
03-14-2014, 01:20 PM
Why the phuck are Lebron stans catching so many feelings about a damn graph?
TheMarkMadsen
03-14-2014, 01:21 PM
Why the phuck are Lebron stans catching so many feelings about a damn graph?
:roll:
wass just thinking the same thing, why are people hating on injuries and pulling out other graphs trying to prove a certain player was "more injured"
dat insecurity
HOoopCityJones
03-14-2014, 01:26 PM
:roll:
wass just thinking the same thing, why are people hating on injuries and pulling out other graphs trying to prove a certain player was "more injured"
dat insecurity
'InB4 they try to retire AI's graph. :oldlol:
"His Graph is wayy more established than Kirby's"
ProfessorMurder
03-14-2014, 01:27 PM
A cut on his index finger? Excuse me while I donate money.
The Iron Fist
03-14-2014, 01:39 PM
Lack of toughness... brb sore finger, tell everyone how injured I am.
This is not about bran missing 7 games because his pinky hurt.
jstern
03-14-2014, 01:43 PM
These stans are so insecure that they're even going to start listing all of Kobe's sprained ankles. As if every other player doesn't get injured.
This is not hate towards Kobe, just annoyance towards his fanboys. The kind that hate every other Laker legend because they compete against their one guy.
Shabba Ranks
03-14-2014, 01:46 PM
i dont see cancer as in team cancer :confusedshrug:
HOoopCityJones
03-14-2014, 01:46 PM
These stans are so insecure that they're even going to start listing all of Kobe's sprained ankles. As if every other player doesn't get injured.
This is not hate towards Kobe, just annoyance towards his fanboys. The kind that hate every other Laker legend because they compete against their one guy.
Wtf are you talking about man? kobe's not competing against any Laker legends, he already holds most of the Team records except for Assts and MAYBE rebounding, unless you mean Kareem's scoring title, in which case there is no debate, Kareem is the GOAT.
HOoopCityJones
03-14-2014, 01:48 PM
i dont see cancer as in team cancer :confusedshrug:
Dat Team Cancer helped bring 5 rings, if thats Cancer phuck the chemo. :banana:
riseagainst
03-14-2014, 01:53 PM
These stans are so insecure that they're even going to start listing all of Kobe's sprained ankles. As if every other player doesn't get injured.
This is not hate towards Kobe, just annoyance towards his fanboys. The kind that hate every other Laker legend because they compete against their one guy.
don't lie. 90% of threads you make are about Kobe.
jstern
03-14-2014, 01:53 PM
Wtf are you talking about man? kobe's not competing against any Laker legends, he already holds most of the Team records except for Assts and MAYBE rebounding, unless you mean Kareem's scoring title, in which case there is no debate, Kareem is the GOAT.
In my post I mentioned the fact that many of Kobe's fan boys put down every other Laker legend whenever they get the chance. It was not a comparison of Kobe's career vs other Laker legend's career, or whether Kobe's competing with them or not.
STATUTORY
03-14-2014, 02:42 PM
:roll:
wass just thinking the same thing, why are people hating on injuries and pulling out other graphs trying to prove a certain player was "more injured"
dat insecurity
Cause they know bran be sitting out of games cause of sinus pressures :roll: :roll:
:roll: :roll: :roll:
Don't forget this gem, carried off from a CRAMP:
http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/lebron-james-carried-off-court-leg-cramp-nba-finals.jpg
came back a minute later, and hit a dagger, clutch three pointer on one leg.
dunno if you had a serious cramp but you legit cant walk if your leg is cramping even if you want to... :facepalm
you really expected this redneck, hillbilly to play any professional sport? he most likely doesn't even know how to dribble a basketball.
oh the horror
03-14-2014, 03:20 PM
Kobe haters on a full fledged campaign recently.
WTF do they do? Hold meetings and decide when to bludgeon the board or what?
STATUTORY
03-14-2014, 03:22 PM
Kobe haters on a full fledged campaign recently.
WTF do they do? Hold meetings and decide when to bludgeon the board or what?
Just one guy and his alts, no meetings required
oh the horror
03-14-2014, 03:24 PM
Just one guy and his alts, no meetings required
I've noticed a lot of new names.
JohnMax
03-14-2014, 05:22 PM
Lebron > Kobe
When it comes to durability and being injury free
Noob Saibot
03-14-2014, 06:19 PM
Kobe Stans love reminding people how many injuries Kobe has played through :facepalm
This. Iverson's had a better chart than that. Kome will never be the toughest nba player.
KirbyPls
03-14-2014, 06:42 PM
Lebron > Kobe
When it comes to durability and being injury free
and basketball.
BlazerRed
03-14-2014, 06:52 PM
came back a minute later, and hit a dagger, clutch three pointer on one leg.
Damn man that's one INSANE cramp :roll:
Dude is a drama queen, we all know this. His own ****ing TV show to announce where he's going?
Lediva
oh the horror
03-14-2014, 06:53 PM
Lebron > Kobe
When it comes to durability and being injury free
We shall see. Once Lebron starts getting well into his 30s that's when the water gets a bit muddy. He's another with a lot of mileage on that body.
Bandito
03-14-2014, 07:26 PM
A cut on his index finger? Excuse me while I donate money.
:roll: :roll: :roll:
I wish I could rep you.
MichaelCorleone
03-14-2014, 10:18 PM
Not gifted at all, weak.
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