Riddles and such

[riseagainst]

A person shoots her wife, holds her underwater for a several minutes, and finally hangs her. 10 minutes later they go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner. How can this be?







A father and son are going in a car and suddenly they have an accident. Father died on the spot but the child was rushed to the hospital. When he arrives in the hospital, doctor says, "I can't operate on this child, he is my son!" How can this be?

[mr.big35]

A person shoots her wife, holds her underwater for a several minutes, and finally hangs her. 10 minutes later they go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner. How can this be?







A father and son are going in a car and suddenly they have an accident. Father died on the spot but the child was rushed to the hospital. When he arrives in the hospital, doctor says, "I can't operate on this child, he is my son!" How can this be?


first one is a photo

[ForeverHeat]

Doctor is the mother. Women can be doctors too you know.

[joe]

I ****ing suck at riddles. Knowing me I'd think I'd be good at them. But I've always sucked at them.

[Akrazotile]

What do you call a gay dinosaur?

Chris Bosh

[mr.big35]

Doctor is the mother. Women can be doctors too you know.
says who

[Akrazotile]

what do you call a gay dinosaurs dog?


Chris Bosh's dog.......?

[Shabba Ranks]

OP is prob a P H A G G O T

[riseagainst]

OP is prob a P H A G G O T

reported for off topic harassment and insults.

[Raymone]

I've definitely never heard that second one before. Is that new? Did you just create that? Very impressive.

[CeilingFan#1]

A person shoots her wife, holds her underwater for a several minutes, and finally hangs her. 10 minutes later they go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner. How can this be?

They are lesbians.

[gts]

They are lesbians.

The only thing worse than a wrong answer is giving the wrong answer after the right one has already been posted :lol

[Raymone]

first one is a photo

Why would you have dinner with a photo.

[gts]

Why would you have dinner with a photo.

Raaaymone expand your mind.... lol

[RightToCensor]

M.O.A.R.

[riseagainst]

Why would you have dinner with a photo.

i literally busted out laughing.

:roll:

[riseagainst]

There are 2 room. One room has 3 light bulbs, the other has 3 light switches. Exactly 1 switch connects to 1 bulb in the other room. How can you figure out which switch connects to which bulb if you are only allowed to go into each room ONLY ONCE? assuming no windows, no one to tell you things, you can't look into the room from the outside, etc.

[riseagainst]

this is a very good one and I honestly had no idea as far as every single detail was concerned.

How many points are there on the globe where, by walking one mile south, then one mile east and then one mile north, you would reach the place where you started?

[iamgine]

These are all very old riddles...answer is all over google

[riseagainst]

These are all very old riddles...answer is all over google

of course. Point is try to figure it out first to have some fun.
:coleman:

[1manfastbreak]

not really a riddle, but the next time you see a young child hit them with this..

"If practice makes perfect, but nobody is perfect, then why practice?"

[riseagainst]

not really a riddle, but the next time you see a young child hit them with this..

"If practice makes perfect, but nobody is perfect, then why practice?"

hence why you should practice to reach perfection.

:confusedshrug:

[Myth]

not really a riddle, but the next time you see a young child hit them with this..

"If practice makes perfect, but nobody is perfect, then why practice?"

Practice doesn't make perfect. Practice makes permanent.