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rlsmooth775
03-17-2014, 09:44 PM
http://au.ibtimes.com/articles/543707/20140318/lebron-james-wife-savannah-expecting-baby.htm#.UyekmvldUsw

MichaelCorleone
03-17-2014, 09:46 PM
Congratulations King James on the 3-peat.:applause:

JT123
03-17-2014, 09:47 PM
This is why he has been slumping, he is stressed about becoming a dad again. Now that this new information has been revealed we can't hold Lebron's slump against him, meaning Lebron is back in the lead for MVP! :banana:

Rocketswin2013
03-17-2014, 09:48 PM
Like most Great NBA players, one of his son's will be at least NCAA DIV 1 level. Wonder how good his best son will be.

LeGOAT
03-17-2014, 09:51 PM
Dat potent LeGOAT sperm :bowdown:

LeGOAT
03-17-2014, 09:51 PM
All three of his kids will be in the NBA and form a big three :eek:

sammichoffate
03-17-2014, 09:52 PM
All three of his kids will be in the NBA and form a big three :eek::rolleyes:

Budadiiii
03-17-2014, 09:53 PM
I hope to god be doesn't get the choking gene from his alleged father

LeGOAT
03-17-2014, 09:54 PM
:rolleyes:
His genetics are too good for them not to be

Akrazotile
03-17-2014, 09:58 PM
I really hope he names the child James.

Eric Cartman
03-17-2014, 09:59 PM
He's been penetration and finishing as deep as possible more than settling for the outside shot.

Akrazotile
03-17-2014, 10:00 PM
He's been penetration and finishing as deep as possible more than settling for the outside shot.


Has he been working out with Jason Collins?

RightToCensor
03-17-2014, 10:02 PM
Another child for Lebron to neglect. Dude rather spend time watching Wade take over in the 4th then watch his actual children.

He can put his Father of the Year Award next to Durant's MVP.

SpecialQue
03-17-2014, 10:03 PM
All three of his kids will be in the NBA and form a big three :eek:

I guarantee they're going to be accountants or teachers or some shit.

LeGOAT
03-17-2014, 10:05 PM
I guarantee they're going to be accountants or teachers or some shit.
Nope the Lebron family will dominate sports for generations. Best DNA in human history

Hamtaro CP3KDKG
03-17-2014, 10:05 PM
Will this son have a stupid laugh like the other one?:lol

rlsmooth775
03-17-2014, 10:05 PM
I guarantee they're going to be accountants or teachers or some shit.

Why would they work

outbreak
03-17-2014, 10:07 PM
I really hope he names the child James.

he should have already called his other kids James and Jamie.

MichaelCorleone
03-17-2014, 10:08 PM
Lebron with 3 heirs to his throne.:bowdown:

sportjames23
03-17-2014, 10:09 PM
Congratulations King James on the 3-peat.:applause:

Corleone wishes it was him carrying Lebron's child. :facepalm

sammichoffate
03-17-2014, 10:10 PM
Corleone wishes it was him carrying Lebron's child. :facepalm^this

BuffaloBill
03-17-2014, 10:10 PM
Dat potent LeGOAT sperm :bowdown:


this post pretty much sums up all bron stans on insidehoops

Rose'sACL
03-17-2014, 10:10 PM
Corleone wishes it was him carrying Lebron's child. :facepalm
lol

Bandito
03-17-2014, 10:11 PM
Nope the Lebron family will dominate sports for generations. Best DNA in human history
Could you imagine they forming that big three and finally bringing that championship to Cleveland?

CelticBaller
03-17-2014, 10:11 PM
Lol lebran chocked again and forgot to pull out :oldlol:

NumberSix
03-17-2014, 10:13 PM
Nope the Lebron family will dominate sports for generations. Best DNA in human history
well....... Athletically, sure. Let's not get crazy here. There are better genes out there.


http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-csIPvq72-_w/TbYLe8ufmGI/AAAAAAAABF0/irh79_BTalE/s1600/jew.jpg

Rubio2Gasol
03-17-2014, 10:13 PM
Dat Alimony/Child support in a couple years.

sammichoffate
03-17-2014, 10:13 PM
Could you imagine they forming that big three and finally bringing that championship to Cleveland?This implies that even if Lebron went back to Cleveland, he wouldn't win it by the time he retired. :oldlol:

LeGOAT
03-17-2014, 10:15 PM
http://i.imgur.com/YDRWo9J.jpg

SpecialQue
03-17-2014, 10:21 PM
Lebron with 3 heirs to his throne.:bowdown:

Homie right here wishing Lebron tried to impregnate his throat.

AnaheimLakers24
03-17-2014, 10:22 PM
hes not the dad according to sources coming out

MichaelCorleone
03-17-2014, 10:23 PM
Lebron is doing the world good by producing offsprings.

Greatest black man since Dr King or Malcolm X.

SpecialQue
03-17-2014, 10:29 PM
Lebron is doing the world good by producing offsprings.

Greatest black man since Jesus.

Fixed.

because Jesus was black

MichaelCorleone
03-17-2014, 10:35 PM
The Lebron Family is expanding.

Thank you Lebron for producing offspring to make the world a much better place.

sportjames23
03-17-2014, 10:36 PM
http://i.imgur.com/YDRWo9J.jpg


:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

Miller for 3
03-17-2014, 10:39 PM
3 kids :facepalm

.15 rings :lol :oldlol:

Not bad. By comparsion

Kobe = 6.7 rings, 0 kids :bowdown: muthertrucking alpha

Dirk - 1.45 rings, 0 kids :bowdown: alpha as fuark

MichaelCorleone
03-17-2014, 10:43 PM
Kobe = 6.7 rings, 0 kids :bowdown: muthertrucking alpha
So a daughter is not a kid now?

:facepalm Kobetards...I swear they're not human...

DuMa
03-17-2014, 10:44 PM
god ISH just became a weird place after reading this thread

LeGOAT
03-17-2014, 10:48 PM
3 kids :facepalm

.15 rings :lol :oldlol:

Not bad. By comparsion

Kobe = 6.7 rings, 0 kids :bowdown: muthertrucking alpha

Dirk - 1.45 rings, 0 kids :bowdown: alpha as fuark
Worst post of all time.

Miller for 3
03-17-2014, 10:49 PM
http://thehoopdoctors.com/online2/wp-content/gallery/burciaga/kobemistress2.jpg

:bowdown:

:rockon: :rockon:

Keno
03-17-2014, 10:53 PM
Kobe = 6.7 rings, 0 boys :bowdown: muthertrucking beta

fixed.

no wonder why kobe is jealous of lebron lmaooooooo. he's going to have to watch his girls grow up and become ballerinas, while lebron is going to watch his boys dominate the nba like he did.

red1
03-17-2014, 10:53 PM
3 kids :facepalm

.15 rings :lol :oldlol:

Not bad. By comparsion

Kobe = 6.7 rings, 0 kids :bowdown: muthertrucking alpha

Dirk - 1.45 rings, 0 kids :bowdown: alpha as fuark
human filth right here

SpecialQue
03-17-2014, 10:54 PM
fixed.

no wonder why kobe is jealous of lebron lmaooooooo. he's going to have to watch his girls grow up and become ballerinas, while lebron is going to watch his boys dominate the nba like he did.

Come on, man. You're better than this.

JohnFreeman
03-17-2014, 10:55 PM
3 kids :facepalm

.15 rings :lol :oldlol:

Not bad. By comparsion

Kobe = 6.7 rings, 0 kids :bowdown: muthertrucking alpha

Dirk - 1.45 rings, 0 kids :bowdown: alpha as fuark
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/2334902/blink-182-wtf-o.gif

Keno
03-17-2014, 10:56 PM
Come on, man. You're better than this.

i truly believe kobe is mad he doesn't have any boys.

MichaelCorleone
03-17-2014, 10:57 PM
i truly believe kobe is mad he doesn't have any boys.
Actually we should all thank him. I don't want any repressed rapist DNA in boys that could eventually grow up in the same society as my future daughters.

zoom17
03-17-2014, 10:58 PM
MichaelCorleone is so weird.

tgan3
03-17-2014, 10:58 PM
Dat potent LeGOAT sperm :bowdown:

Michael Jordan's two son's aren't NBA caliber players so...:confusedshrug:

sportjames23
03-17-2014, 11:00 PM
Lebron stans are the absolute worst. :facepalm

SpecialQue
03-17-2014, 11:01 PM
Dat potent LeGOAT sperm :bowdown:

Taken out of context, this is really disgusting.

Hell, IN context, it's still disgusting.

MichaelCorleone
03-17-2014, 11:01 PM
Michael Jordan's two son's aren't NBA caliber players so...:confusedshrug:
That says alot about Lebron vs MJ doesn't it.

SpecialQue
03-17-2014, 11:01 PM
Lebron stans are the absolute worst. :facepalm

This is almost as bad as that Jordan dick size thread.

MichaelCorleone
03-17-2014, 11:02 PM
This is almost as bad as that Jordan dick size thread.
Lebron won in that thread too btw.

LeGOAT
03-17-2014, 11:02 PM
Lebron stans are the absolute worst. :facepalm
Lebron was the same size as Jordan and probably a bigger dick by the time he was 14

Heavincent
03-17-2014, 11:09 PM
Will he be good? Can the Heat get him?

MichaelCorleone
03-17-2014, 11:29 PM
I want Lebron to adopt me.:(

IncarceratedBob
03-17-2014, 11:34 PM
You get boys by having missionary sex laying down

That's what Lebron has going in the bedroom, doesn't quite pass the eye test kinda like his game

Girls are more than often produced through elite tantric sex with deep penetration. Kobe has two girls. Are we really surprised?

sportjames23
03-17-2014, 11:49 PM
Lebron was the same size as Jordan and probably a bigger dick by the time he was 14


Da fvck? :facepalm

LeGOAT
03-18-2014, 12:16 AM
MichaelCorleone is so weird.
What the **** did you just ****ing say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in internet posting, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on InsideHoops, and I have over 300 ethers. I am trained in gorilla troll-fare and I’m the top poster in the entire US internet. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of mods across the USA and your IP is being traced by Jeff right now so you better prepare for the storm, ******. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can ether you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my fingers. Not only am I extensively trained in text only combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of gifs and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ****ing dead, kiddo.

MichaelCorleone
03-18-2014, 12:17 AM
LeGOAT nice.

Hamtaro CP3KDKG
03-18-2014, 12:21 AM
[QUOTE=LeGOAT]What the **** did you just ****ing say about me, you little bitch? I

chris02jammers
03-18-2014, 05:54 AM
3 kids :facepalm

.15 rings :lol :oldlol:

Not bad. By comparsion

Kobe = 6.7 rings, 0 kids :bowdown: muthertrucking alpha

Dirk - 1.45 rings, 0 kids :bowdown: alpha as fuark

I don't know if a MORON or plain STUPID by birth...

How the hell did kobe have 6.7 rings?