View Full Version : Seriously, how do you and your partner go about having spontaneous a*al sex?
AintNoSunshine
03-19-2014, 04:43 AM
I meant for this thread to be an informative one so I hope it doesn't get deleted.
Is there anyone here had spontaneous **** sex? I've been wanting to do it, but even in the heat of the moment I still think what's inside and give up.
IamRAMBO24
03-19-2014, 04:47 AM
Have you ever been in prison? It's great practice.
AintNoSunshine
03-19-2014, 04:52 AM
Have you ever been in prison? It's great practice.
No I have not, care to share your receiving experience?
IamRAMBO24
03-19-2014, 04:58 AM
No I have not, care to share your receiving experience?
I'm the giver. I don't receive. Just bend the dude over, close your eyes, and it's like f*ckin a girl. Be selective and make sure the guy does not have a hairy a*s, and make sure he's got some meat on him. Nothing is worse than f*ckin some dude in the a*s and then realizing you two are bumping balls. It just kills the moment since it's hard to pretend you're f*ckin a chick.
Trentknicks
03-19-2014, 04:59 AM
I'm the giver. I don't receive. Just bend the dude over, close your eyes, and it's like f*ckin a girl. Be selective and make sure the guy does not have a hairy a*s, and make sure he's got some meat on him. Nothing is worse than f*ckin some dude in the a*s and then realizing you two are bumping balls. It just kills the moment since it's hard to pretend you're f*ckin a chick.
This pretty much sums up your contribution on here.
AintNoSunshine
03-19-2014, 05:01 AM
This pretty much sums up your contribution on here.
:lol
Rambo you didn't answer my question tho, what if there's sh!t inside?
IamRAMBO24
03-19-2014, 05:04 AM
:lol
Rambo you didn't answer my question tho, what if there's sh!t inside?
Don't worry about it, go raw and use that as lubricant.
Either it turns you on or it doesn't. To me there's something mentally attractive to having **** sex with a girl, because it's considered so wrong for a girl to do. If the physical aspects of it bother you and the mental aspect isn't there.. it's probably not meant to be.
Denitron
03-19-2014, 06:50 AM
I'm the giver. I don't receive. Just bend the dude over, close your eyes, and it's like f*ckin a girl. Be selective and make sure the guy does not have a hairy a*s, and make sure he's got some meat on him. Nothing is worse than f*ckin some dude in the a*s and then realizing you two are bumping balls. It just kills the moment since it's hard to pretend you're f*ckin a chick.
:biggums:
Don't worry about it, go raw and use that as lubricant.
:biggums: :biggums:
BlazerRed
03-19-2014, 06:51 AM
Best to make sure she's taken a shit not long before and had a shower after that. Then lots of lube. Other than that, there's always a chance of a shitty experience.
JohnFreeman
03-19-2014, 06:53 AM
Ask him nicely.
gigantes
03-19-2014, 08:38 AM
Seriously, how do you and your partner go about having spontaneous a*al sex?
we think about degenerates such as yourself... seriously. i mean, the idea that f-cktards on a basketball forum are asking about an-l sex is a HUGE turn-on for us.
thank you on behalf of us both. :cheers:
FillJackson
03-19-2014, 08:43 AM
By the way, in porn when they hire a girl to do an **** scene, she doesn't eat for 12 hours and then gets an enema on set. So it might look spontaneous, but it surely ain't.
I've done it with my girl a few times. Feels really good. If you're mentally not ready or interested then don't.
Bandito
03-19-2014, 08:48 AM
By the way, in porn when they hire a girl to do an **** scene, she doesn't eat for 12 hours and then gets an enema on set. So it might look spontaneous, but it surely ain't.
Thats why it looks so clean. I just thought they just cleaned it really well. I am with op, I dont want to **** a chick butthole and then have sh1t on my dick.
glidedrxlr22
03-19-2014, 11:05 AM
If you're that worried then just wear a condom and lube up. That isn't spontaneous, but you'll keep your pole clean.
Budadiiii
03-19-2014, 11:06 AM
KevinNYC is a sick, cynical ****.
D-FENS
03-19-2014, 12:36 PM
I meant for this thread to be an informative one so I hope it doesn't get deleted.
Is there anyone here had spontaneous **** sex? I've been wanting to do it, but even in the heat of the moment I still think what's inside and give up.
Any man I met who enjoys an@l sex, I tell him the same thing: "You're as gay as you can be without being gay. You're about to fall off the edge of the cliff into complete gaydom."
Why on God's earth would you want to put your member in a woman's ass? A man's ass I understand, that's because you'd be gay to do it, and that's okay for them. Women have another two holes to use, use them.
If you're wondering what an@l sex feels like, I suggest you do it to a man and see. I always knew OP was gay
rufuspaul
03-19-2014, 12:50 PM
Some chicks get off on it. Who are we to deny them? :confusedshrug:
CelticBaller
03-19-2014, 12:53 PM
put it in her in the shower
D-FENS
03-19-2014, 01:17 PM
Some chicks get off on it. Who are we to deny them? :confusedshrug:
To deny them is to be straight.
I suggest if you're going to do it, use protection.
rufuspaul
03-19-2014, 01:42 PM
To deny them is to be homophobic.
Yeah
D-FENS
03-19-2014, 01:45 PM
Yeah
Your worst nightmare:
http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs5/i/2005/122/0/8/butt_teeth_by_rev_Jesse_C.jpg
I<3NBA
03-19-2014, 01:47 PM
don't. just plan it. cleaner, easier.
AintNoSunshine
03-19-2014, 10:41 PM
Any man I met who enjoys an@l sex, I tell him the same thing: "You're as gay as you can be without being gay. You're about to fall off the edge of the cliff into complete gaydom."
Why on God's earth would you want to put your member in a woman's ass? A man's ass I understand, that's because you'd be gay to do it, and that's okay for them. Women have another two holes to use, use them.
If you're wondering what an@l sex feels like, I suggest you do it to a man and see. I always knew OP was gay
I know your uncle probably traumitized you both a*ally and mentally when you were little, but don't shut out the idea just because of it, I heard it feels good.
you slap down a 20 and tell her to keep the change, then go about your business.
spontaneous **** sex? is that a joke?
Meticode
03-19-2014, 10:59 PM
If you want it pleasurable for both of you, unless she has a gaping asshole there's nothing spontaneous about it because you have to get her lose for a few minutes before any fully penetration is done.
Johnny Jones
03-19-2014, 11:06 PM
I'm the giver. I don't receive. Just bend the dude over, close your eyes, and it's like f*ckin a girl. Be selective and make sure the guy does not have a hairy a*s, and make sure he's got some meat on him. Nothing is worse than f*ckin some dude in the a*s and then realizing you two are bumping balls. It just kills the moment since it's hard to pretend you're f*ckin a chick.
:milton
MavsSuperFan
03-19-2014, 11:13 PM
Why is planned **** worse?
The lubrication would greatly improve the experience for everyone.
D-FENS
03-20-2014, 10:59 AM
I know your uncle probably traumitized you both a*ally and mentally when you were little, but don't shut out the idea just because of it, I heard it feels good.
Don't project on me kid. **** sex is for fgts
magic chiongson
03-20-2014, 11:04 AM
never done it before nor plan on doing it but i do sometimes stick the tip of my finger in there while having normal sex :D
:lol
Rambo you didn't answer my question tho, what if there's sh!t inside?
You never know what will happen. THAT is what makes it spontaneous. And if it is there, don't worry, you'll just push it in.
glidedrxlr22
03-20-2014, 11:31 AM
You never know what will happen. THAT is what makes it spontaneous. And if it is there, don't worry, you'll just push it in.
:roll:
tgan3
03-20-2014, 11:41 AM
ask first, you dont go poking into your partner's ass
rufuspaul
03-20-2014, 11:45 AM
ask first, you dont go poking into your partner's ass
No man, there's nothing more fun than surprise ****
rufuspaul
03-20-2014, 11:47 AM
If you want it pleasurable for both of you, unless she has a gaping asshole there's nothing spontaneous about it because you have to get her lose for a few minutes before any fully penetration is done.
This is how you do it
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zoom17
03-20-2014, 12:33 PM
I'm the giver. I don't receive. Just bend the dude over, close your eyes, and it's like f*ckin a girl. Be selective and make sure the guy does not have a hairy a*s, and make sure he's got some meat on him. Nothing is worse than f*ckin some dude in the a*s and then realizing you two are bumping balls. It just kills the moment since it's hard to pretend you're f*ckin a chick.
:biggums:
:roll:
:roll:
Never had surprise anull. Had to be planned. There's no way I'm going to poke something in there without consent and end up with something I deserved.
I like it because I can just nut inside my girl. It's also tighter.
HylianNightmare
03-20-2014, 01:20 PM
****ed a few of my exes in the ass, I would usually check it out while I was eAting her out, if it looked good to go I would eat her ads then finger it until it was stretched out for my dick
mr.big35
03-20-2014, 01:26 PM
I'm the giver. I don't receive. Just bend the dude over, close your eyes, and it's like f*ckin a girl. Be selective and make sure the guy does not have a hairy a*s, and make sure he's got some meat on him. Nothing is worse than f*ckin some dude in the a*s and then realizing you two are bumping balls. It just kills the moment since it's hard to pretend you're f*ckin a chick.
You are always the receiver. I heard you are like megatron when it comes to receiving
****ed a few of my exes in the ass, I would usually check it out while I was eAting her out, if it looked good to go I would eat her ads then finger it until it was stretched out for my dick
Poked my finger on my girls ass twice while doing doggy and she jumped LOL. I dislike the idea of fingering the ass though. I don't want my thumb or finger smelling like ass. I shower after anull after. Last time we did it with a condom I felt cleaner.
My best friend tells me he enjoys sticking his thumb in the ass during doggy but I'm the type of guy that gets curious and would want to smell my finger LOL. I did last time I believe and I didn't like the smell. He said he liked the smell and it's a turn on or some shit.
G-Funk
03-20-2014, 07:08 PM
My girl didnt want to at first but its one of her favorites now, it gets her off. For it to work the girl needs to be so horny and want **** so bad she's willing to take it in the ass, so foreplay is key. To me,*the thought that she wants da dick in her so bad she's willing to take it in the ass is what turns me on.
Shabba Ranks
03-20-2014, 07:17 PM
Wait till she says she needs to take a hot/bad shit, Rush to the toilet before she sits down and just sit back there wit your big boner , While she rushes and pulls her panties down you keep pumping that badboy till its fully erect and hard as can be. The moment she sits on that toilet/boner and you push her shit in. Dat feeling. You will have the anoos 4 life my bro
DonDadda59
03-20-2014, 07:17 PM
Looking to score some good old fashioned surprise butt sechs, eh?
http://www.slashgear.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/bender.jpg
depends on the girl. I feel like you should be able to discuss this with your girl, stop being a lil bitch
lube or nah? condom or nah?
:durantunimpressed:
if u gotta small shower maybe.
I haven't tried lube, I've tried lotion. We started using condoms for it because it's cleaner, safer for me, and if something does happen.. It wouldn't happen on my skin.
AintNoSunshine
03-21-2014, 04:30 AM
Don't project on me kid. **** sex is for fgts
Like your uncle right? I know
AintNoSunshine
03-21-2014, 04:34 AM
never done it before nor plan on doing it but i do sometimes stick the tip of my finger in there while having normal sex :D
That's what I do LOL
AintNoSunshine
03-21-2014, 04:36 AM
My girl didnt want to at first but its one of her favorites now, it gets her off. For it to work the girl needs to be so horny and want **** so bad she's willing to take it in the ass, so foreplay is key. To me,*the thought that she wants da dick in her so bad she's willing to take it in the ass is what turns me on.
Totally agree:pimp:
:lol My wife won't do it and i never did it before so it's not happening, spontaneous or no. Am i missing out on something?
:lol My wife won't do it and i never did it before so it's not happening, spontaneous or no. Am i missing out on something?
Divorce her. You haven't enjoyed a happy marriage sir.
Divorce her. You haven't enjoyed a happy marriage sir.
Nah, i'm fine. But thanks for caring. :lol
rufuspaul
03-21-2014, 09:41 AM
Divorce her. You haven't enjoyed a happy marriage sir.
This. If your wife won't do it you need to find a horny slut (not too hard in NYC) and tap that ass. No man should be denied the back door experience.
DukeDelonte13
03-21-2014, 09:45 AM
Nah, i'm fine. But thanks for caring. :lol
i tend to agree with niko. I have no desire to get crap in my pee hole. I don't wanna tear my woman's ass up or have her rectum prolapse on my dong. I don't wanna have a sh*tty accident. Too much risk. I'd rather get my d*ck sucked or just f*ck a p*ssy. Why complicate matters.
This. If your wife won't do it you need to find a horny slut (not too hard in NYC) and tap that ass. No man should be denied the back door experience.
This man knows. Listen to this man Niko. We're concerned for your health.
rufuspaul
03-21-2014, 09:59 AM
I don't wanna tear my woman's ass up or have her rectum prolapse on my dong.
It's like a car. Once you wear your woman's ass out it's time to trade up.
CelticBaller
03-21-2014, 09:59 AM
i tend to agree with niko. I have no desire to get crap in my pee hole. I don't wanna tear my woman's ass up or have her rectum prolapse on my dong. I don't wanna have a sh*tty accident. Too much risk. I'd rather get my d*ck sucked or just f*ck a p*ssy. Why complicate matters.
You haven't fully lived until you f*ck someone in the ass
If you haven't jizzed on a girls face you aren't fully a man.
This man knows. Listen to this man Niko. We're concerned for your health.
I'm fine. My wife told me once that she'd do what i want, but not that. So we never have. I'm not really longing for it. :confusedshrug:
DukeDelonte13
03-21-2014, 11:34 AM
I'm fine. My wife told me once that she'd do what i want, but not that. So we never have. I'm not really longing for it. :confusedshrug:
my wife will do it if I tell i really want to, but eh. It would be more of a science experiment at this point.
glidedrxlr22
03-21-2014, 11:36 AM
I'm fine. My wife told me once that she'd do what i want, but not that. So we never have. I'm not really longing for it. :confusedshrug:
Do not deny yourself niko. Just playfully ask her, "Can I get a back stage pass?" Worked for me. :rockon
Do not deny yourself niko. Just playfully ask her, "Can I get a back stage pass?" Worked for me. :rockon
:lol if i get a opportunity ill use that.
I<3NBA
03-21-2014, 01:14 PM
You never know what will happen. THAT is what makes it spontaneous. And if it is there, don't worry, you'll just push it in.
no you won't. trust me man. you'll be traumatized by poop dick.
Bandito
03-21-2014, 01:22 PM
If you haven't jizzed on a girls face you aren't fully a man.
Ive jizzed in somebodys neck. Does that count?
ForeverHeat
03-21-2014, 01:30 PM
Ive jizzed in somebodys neck. Does that count?
You jizzed IN their neck? Like during an operation?
I never understood why men check girls out with their nice ass. Just to stare? You're telling me everyone in the fans of best ass thread wouldn't do **** with those girls?
Sounds weird. I mean.. I like it because it's something new, different, etc.
Bandito
03-21-2014, 04:36 PM
You jizzed IN their neck? Like during an operation?
On their neck. Sometimes I may b*ttf*cked the English grammar as it is not my main language. :lol
Bandito
03-21-2014, 04:36 PM
I never understood why men check girls out with their nice ass. Just to stare? You're telling me everyone in the fans of best ass thread wouldn't do **** with those girls?
Sounds weird. I mean.. I like it because it's something new, different, etc.
Good question, I never thought of that.
ArbitraryWater
03-21-2014, 04:39 PM
Love it.... booties n boobies, thats what it all about.
only had one bad experience ever, that one was disgusting though. place was all over with shit all the sudden... ugh
If the bad experience was with a long term girlfriend or wife then why be upset about it. Unless it's with a girl your one night standing then sure.
longtime lurker
03-21-2014, 07:26 PM
Gotta admit I once pulled the southern trespass...we were both drunk as fvck and I just ended up slippin it in her ass. The chick started squirting all over the place then she ended up throwing up all over my living room. All in all a good night :confusedshrug:
I wouldn't suggest an unplanned sneak attack but if she agrees to it make sure to use lots of lube.
chosen_one6
03-21-2014, 08:44 PM
I never understood why men check girls out with their nice ass. Just to stare? You're telling me everyone in the fans of best ass thread wouldn't do **** with those girls?
Sounds weird. I mean.. I like it because it's something new, different, etc.
You can fcuk a girl from behind without having to put it in her asshole.
Unless your d*ck isn't big enough :lol
Derka
03-21-2014, 09:04 PM
Spontaneous butt sex is risky. Doesn't work like in the movies.
You can fcuk a girl from behind without having to put it in her asshole.
Unless your d*ck isn't big enough :lol
I had that with my ex she was like 5'7 or a bit lower. My girlfriend is short though she's 5' and hitting it from behind is harder unless she's wearing heels. I'm like 5'9 and a half 5'10. I love short girls when they ride but dam man I like standing up too. Miss that shit. It's uncomfortable for me feels like I'm squatting bending my knees and shit.
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