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9erempiree
03-19-2014, 07:07 PM
Got up this morning and was squatting on the side of my house and having a smoke.

This damn google car drives by with a camera on the roof.:facepalm

Last time my father was caught in his garage and still on google maps. Looks like my ass is going to be on there.
nathanjizzle
03-19-2014, 07:14 PM
You should be honored that you have been manifested in the digital realm
9erempiree
03-19-2014, 07:20 PM
You should be honored that you have been manifested in the digital realm

Just my luck. You can add this to my paranoia. :facepalm
Levity
03-19-2014, 07:50 PM
squatting while you smoke...

are you asian?
9erempiree
03-19-2014, 07:52 PM
squatting while you smoke...

are you asian?

I was picking pulling some weeds outside my yard.

Do Asians squat when they smoke?
chosen_one6
03-19-2014, 07:52 PM
squatting while you smoke...

are you asian?

:oldlol:
Levity
03-19-2014, 07:54 PM
Do Asians squat when they smoke?

from what ive seen, yeah. even when its an e-cig.
9erempiree
03-19-2014, 07:54 PM
All I know is that I got put on blast to millions out there in a compromising position while do some crappy yard work outside.:facepalm
Draz
03-19-2014, 08:01 PM
One of those drove by a few months back by me. I figured the camera is usually on. I was walking with my girlfriend and called it. I hope I'm on it.
Styles p
03-19-2014, 08:02 PM
kewl thread bro.
mr.big35
03-19-2014, 08:05 PM
they will blur out your face dont worry if people see your attractive face
highwhey
03-19-2014, 08:08 PM
One of those drove by a few months back by me. I figured the camera is usually on. I was walking with my girlfriend and called it. I hope I'm on it.
Wedding picture
Budadiiii
03-19-2014, 08:11 PM
You made it.

:applause:
Akrazotile
03-19-2014, 08:13 PM
5 starred
Johnny Jones
03-19-2014, 08:23 PM
Niqqa we made it!
MavsSuperFan
03-19-2014, 11:42 PM
I was picking pulling some weeds outside my yard.

Do Asians squat when they smoke?
Asians squat a lot, I went to shanghai once on a business trip, and during lunch saw these construction workers squatting and eating lunch.

They seemed to be relaxed while squatting, which I find weird, as prolonged squatting is extremely uncomfortable to my legs
9erempiree
03-20-2014, 12:18 AM
Asians squat a lot, I went to shanghai once on a business trip, and during lunch saw these construction workers squatting and eating lunch.

They seemed to be relaxed while squatting, which I find weird, as prolonged squatting is extremely uncomfortable to my legs


I still find it weird that certain nationalities squat. Didn't know this was a cultural behavior. I find squatting to be quite stupid to be honest and we as humans don't do such a thing unless working out.
Budadiiii
03-20-2014, 12:22 AM
I still find it weird that certain nationalities squat. Didn't know this was a cultural behavior. I find squatting to be quite stupid to be honest and we as humans don't do such a thing unless working out.
Before toilets, squatting was essential.

Humans are capable of amazing things. God gave us incredible abilities.
JohnFreeman
03-20-2014, 12:25 AM
Slav Squat


http://i.imgur.com/oIWkgGU.jpg
Budadiiii
03-20-2014, 12:27 AM
http://www.squattypotty.com/v/vspfiles/assets/images/squatty-evolution.png
9erempiree
03-20-2014, 12:30 AM
http://www.squattypotty.com/v/vspfiles/assets/images/squatty-evolution.png

This is true if I was taking a dump but just squatting outside. Nah.
9erempiree
03-20-2014, 12:31 AM
Slav Squat


http://i.imgur.com/oIWkgGU.jpg

Looks like some 3rd world sh1t right there. They got chairs nowadays.
9erempiree
03-20-2014, 12:34 AM
http://www.squattypotty.com/v/vspfiles/assets/images/squatty-evolution.png

Which brings up another point....has sitting on the toilet evolved to stools?

I have always took a dump sitting but are people shatting like this today?
http://www.hybridrastamama.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Squatting-On-The-Potty.jpg

How many people have a squat stool?
Budadiiii
03-20-2014, 12:37 AM
It helps the bowel eliminate waste more efficiently.

I don't know how exactly, but it's science.

BTW, you're a christian right?
Done_And_Done
03-20-2014, 01:10 AM
squatting while you smoke...

are you asian?

:lol So much truth...
Done_And_Done
03-20-2014, 01:14 AM
Asians squat a lot, I went to shanghai once on a business trip, and during lunch saw these construction workers squatting and eating lunch.

They seemed to be relaxed while squatting, which I find weird, as prolonged squatting is extremely uncomfortable to my legs

It's true. My buddy was nailing an Asian chick who would fully sqaut while in the shower. Dont ask lol
BlazerRed
03-20-2014, 04:00 AM
This was on Reddit today.. WTF.

Come on 9er, get your own material.. that's just sad :facepalm
9erempiree
03-20-2014, 04:38 AM
This was on Reddit today.. WTF.

Come on 9er, get your own material.. that's just sad :facepalm

:eek:

I don't go on reddit by the way. Doesn't surprise me that Google has a nationwide day of these cars.

Mine was some sort of hatchback with a big ass pole going up. Mexican driver and he had a burger in his hand.
Myth
03-20-2014, 05:22 AM
Pics or it didn't happen.
D-FENS
03-20-2014, 10:56 AM
Got up this morning and was squatting on the side of my house and having a smoke.

This damn google car drives by with a camera on the roof.:facepalm

Last time my father was caught in his garage and still on google maps. Looks like my ass is going to be on there.

Pic or it didn't happen