View Full Version : Things that ISH didn't know about you....
9erempiree
03-23-2014, 07:01 AM
I am a very good pool/billiards player. One summer I made a living just winning weekly tournaments here. I shoot with a $600 cue stick. Some can say I am a hustler but far from it. Good enough where I can walk into a pool room and beat 90% of the people there.
Also, I use to play basketball on the regular and had the sweetest jump shot ever. My defense was atrocious and the last game I played at my gym, first time playing in 5 years, I went 0 for 4, 3 turnovers and my guy scored 6 points on me. I walked off the court for the last time. No more.
List your talents.
KobesFinger
03-23-2014, 07:14 AM
I used to be good at drawing. I still am quite decent but I rarely do it anymore. I never got into it using special paper/pencils etc. just plain paper and the first sharp pencil I could find
Andrei89
03-23-2014, 07:30 AM
I am an excellent defender when I play basketball, but my offense kind of suck ass. I can shut down most of the people they put me on though, except those big ass players.
I am a great chess and table tennis player.
IamRAMBO24
03-23-2014, 07:35 AM
I have a heart.
GOATbrookisGAWD
03-23-2014, 07:57 AM
I am a useless, good for nothing sack of shit.
Smook A.
03-23-2014, 07:58 AM
I made the high school basketball varsity team when I was a sophomore. I played all 4 years of high football on varsity. And also, I ran varsity track.
I was one hell of an athlete.
Oh yeah im also black and 24 years old. I got my nickname,Smook, when my friends always smoked after school and I was the only one in the bunch who didn't. One of my friends just randomly called me that and it has stuck ever since.
CeltsGarlic
03-23-2014, 08:03 AM
Probably the best driver on ISH. I see the future when driving tbh. Thats why I always get from point A to point B quick without causing any stress for anyone.
Smook A.
03-23-2014, 08:05 AM
I am a useless, good for nothing sack of shit.
No you're not, bud
Jameerthefear
03-23-2014, 08:13 AM
I was good enough at crosscountry to go to regionals
I can run a mile in a little less than 5 minutes
I'm really good at basketball 1 on 1, and on the street. I freeze up completely when I play in front of people I'm not comfortable with, so I never was really that good I guess.
As of next week I will have watched about 70 completed anime series.
I don't really have that much relation to Orlando. I have only been there once, but I've been a Magic fan as long as I remember.
Contrary to popular belief, I'm not in love with my sister.
blablabla
03-23-2014, 08:13 AM
I could kick your ass at pool
9erempiree
03-23-2014, 08:18 AM
I could kick your ass at pool
You know I beat everyone that has ever said that to me. The ones that kick my ass are the ones that don't say a word.
GOATbrookisGAWD
03-23-2014, 08:19 AM
No you're not, bud
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GOATbrookisGAWD
03-23-2014, 08:20 AM
I don't really have that much relation to Orlando. I have only been there once, but I've been a Magic fan as long as I remember.
Where do you live playa?
9erempiree
03-23-2014, 08:21 AM
I made the high school basketball varsity team when I was a sophomore. I played all 4 years of high football on varsity. And also, I ran varsity track.
I was one hell of an athlete.
Oh yeah im also black and 24 years old. I got my nickname,Smook, when my friends always smoked after school and I was the only one in the bunch who didn't. One of my friends just randomly called me that and it has stuck ever since.
Good to know. I hope this is not an alt.
I lived in Houston for a year before. Lived in Cali all my life but for that split moment in my life I was there for a year.
I use to chill at the Galleria.
Jameerthefear
03-23-2014, 08:27 AM
Where do you live playa?
AL
GOATbrookisGAWD
03-23-2014, 08:29 AM
AL
Albuquerque? :banana:
Just kidding!
Jameerthefear
03-23-2014, 08:35 AM
Albuquerque? :banana:
Just kidding!
nope, alabama
edit: white text :D
GOATbrookisGAWD
03-23-2014, 08:36 AM
nope, alabama
edit: white text :D
:cheers: :banana:
nathanjizzle
03-23-2014, 08:37 AM
Im not black
mr.big35
03-23-2014, 09:08 AM
im pink
ArbitraryWater
03-23-2014, 09:15 AM
One of Berlin's finest Table Tennis Players... well, used to be.
I started playing in 2007 for SCC, and because I played before and had talent, I won tournaments right away... me and a friend of mine got a lot attention, we played Doubles together too... In 2011 he went to Berlin's big T-T Club, where basically all the talent and great players were.
It never really came to my mind, to go there too. I stayed, and was kind of the lonely great player on my team. Eventually I lost interest. I only came to tournaments and official games for my Team... never practice. I got worse and stopped playing in 2012...
I returned 2 weeks ago, and it's really hard getting back to old form, but I'm making good progress.
My Friend? Oh he's a household name and is now playing pro for the men.... :cry: (And we're both still pretty young. Around the 20 Mark)
D-FENS
03-23-2014, 11:09 AM
I like to lie on ISH for fun. I'm not an Olympian, black or a dentist
BUT....
I played some professional ball in two different countries
I run a cartoon website similar to The Oatmeal
I have lived in over a dozen countries
Been arrested 3 times...
Gonna be a Pop soon
Been banned from ISH probably over 20 times
Bandito
03-23-2014, 11:13 AM
I can run a mile in a little less than 5 minutes
o.0
That's pretty fast man. I can barely run it under 5:30 and that's with me going all the way.
Shiet ISh doesn't know about me...I don't know....I don't really talk about myself to anyone really...
Well I did had a 182 IQ and was told that I was a borderline genius when I was young and was recruited by a lot of high schools and college when I was young but that was it.
ArbitraryWater
03-23-2014, 11:22 AM
o.0
That's pretty fast man. I can barely run it under 5:30 and that's with me going all the way.
Shiet ISh doesn't know about me...I don't know....I don't really talk about myself to anyone really...
Well I did had a 182 IQ and was told that I was a borderline genius when I was young and was recruited by a lot of high schools and college when I was young but that was it.
:eek: And you also believe that Kobe > LeBron, that honestly settles it :D
lol jk but thats pretty high... so are ya a genius or not? Something happened with that?
Bandito
03-23-2014, 11:23 AM
:eek: And you also believe that Kobe > LeBron, that honestly settles it :D
lol jk but thats pretty high... so are ya a genius or not? Something happened with that?
booze, drugs, internet and not giving a f*ck.:roll:
Milbuck
03-23-2014, 11:37 AM
I have two gay fathers.
D-FENS
03-23-2014, 11:38 AM
I have two gay fathers.
I'd be shocked if one wasn't gay
Jameerthefear
03-23-2014, 11:39 AM
I have two gay fathers.
No surprise here.
hateraid
03-23-2014, 11:42 AM
- If you go to GNC I formulated some of the vitamin packs
- I own beachfront land in the Philippines which I'm going to build a semi resort when I retire
- I am certified to prescribe weed
D-FENS
03-23-2014, 12:25 PM
- If you go to GNC I formulated some of the vitamin packs
- I own beachfront land in the Philippines which I'm going to build a semi resort when I retire
- I am certified to prescribe weed
Forgot - you're gay
RightToCensor
03-23-2014, 12:30 PM
I feel sorry for the people making up sh!t. :oldlol:
hateraid
03-23-2014, 12:31 PM
Forgot - you're gay
Yes! I want to turn Done and Done sideways and stick my eggroll in his sweet and sour
Mr Exlax
03-23-2014, 01:40 PM
I have like 15 tattoos. One of them is themed from Transformers. I have another that is binary code script from the Matrix
Bandito
03-23-2014, 01:43 PM
I have like 15 tattoos. One of them is themed from Transformers. I have another that is binary code script from the Matrix
I am thinking of doing like the binary code from the Matrix too.:cheers:
Bandito
03-23-2014, 02:01 PM
182 isn't borderline genius, that's well over the cutoff.
It was in 2000 or 1999, I don't remember. And they told me that, I don't know what's considered genius either way.
Bandito
03-23-2014, 02:25 PM
I'd always heard 155. Depending on the test you take Mensa takes slightly lower than that for a membership.
Either way some people and my teachers told me that, If you say they are wrong then they are. All I know is I sent my stuff for college applications and all of them accepted me. I even got a scholarship for free tuition the first year at college. But then alcohol happened:lol
NoGunzJustSkillz
03-23-2014, 02:51 PM
I'm on a boat.
Smook A.
03-23-2014, 03:02 PM
Damn. Bandito is smarter than fuggin Albert Einstein.
Smook A.
03-23-2014, 03:06 PM
Good to know. I hope this is not an alt.
I lived in Houston for a year before. Lived in Cali all my life but for that split moment in my life I was there for a year.
I use to chill at the Galleria.
Im not anyone's ALT, so you don't have to worry about that. I don't have an ALT either, but I will one day. When registration opens, im gonna make an account called Smook's ALT or Smook II. I'll only use my ALT when I get banned or something.
Done_And_Done
03-23-2014, 03:29 PM
- If you go to GNC I formulated some of the vitamin packs
- I own beachfront land in the Philippines which I'm going to build a semi resort when I retire
- I am certified to prescribe weed
Where abouts in the Philippines? I know a ton of people from Manilla & Cebu...
Bandito
03-23-2014, 03:30 PM
Damn. Bandito is smarter than fuggin Albert Einstein.
Not even close. I am just good at math. :roll:
Done_And_Done
03-23-2014, 03:34 PM
Yes! I want to turn Done and Done sideways and stick my eggroll in his sweet and sour
:no:
You buying dinner first though? I'm a classy broad...
Mr Exlax
03-23-2014, 04:13 PM
I am thinking of doing like the binary code from the Matrix too.:cheers:
Man just make sure they do the symbols big. Mines are too small and the whole thing just got screwed up. I was over eager to get it done. It looks low budget and cheap. Hands down my worst tattoo.
CelticBaller
03-23-2014, 04:14 PM
i fought a shark
macmac
03-23-2014, 04:16 PM
I farted once on the set of Blue Lagoon....
KingBeasley08
03-23-2014, 04:23 PM
I beat a mountain lion in one on one combat
Le Shaqtus
03-23-2014, 04:41 PM
I met Megan Fox at a writers party.
Ai2death
03-23-2014, 04:44 PM
Great thread if people do it seriously. :applause:
I was a heavy vehicle mechanic, now I am a procurement manager.
I have a filo girlfriend. I plan to marry her.
Bandito
03-23-2014, 05:03 PM
Great thread if people do it seriously. :applause:
I was a heavy vehicle mechanic, now I am a procurement manager.
I have a filo girlfriend. I plan to marry her.
What's a filo? As in Filipino? Anyways hope everything work out for you either way...:cheers:
actually dont think kobe is a rapist
Bandito
03-23-2014, 05:14 PM
actually dont think kobe is a rapist
http://i629.photobucket.com/albums/uu18/DavidAnime12/whaat.gif
I'm a good artist. I was 2 classes away from a minor in art, but didn't take them because they were pain in the ass classes and I had no plans of using my art for anything job related, so the minor would have been pointless. I was also 2 classes away from a minor in political science.
T_L_P
03-23-2014, 05:40 PM
I was one of the best teenage snooker players in the country, but I gave up playing around 16-17 because I developed a hate for the game.
http://i629.photobucket.com/albums/uu18/DavidAnime12/whaat.gif
I know. Surprising isnt it.
D-FENS
03-23-2014, 06:48 PM
What's a filo? As in Filipino? Anyways hope everything work out for you either way...:cheers:
filo pastry you dope
Bandito
03-23-2014, 08:41 PM
I don't get it.
hateraid
03-23-2014, 08:43 PM
Where abouts in the Philippines? I know a ton of people from Manilla & Cebu...
IloIlo bro, Oton area. It's a couple of hours away from Cebu
Done_And_Done
03-23-2014, 08:53 PM
IloIlo bro, Oton area. It's a couple of hours away from Cebu
Cool stuff man. Hope that works out for you. I hear the beaches in the Philippines are pretty stellar so whether you follow through with the resort blueprint or build a little retirement pad, you probably can do no wrong...
MightyWhitey
03-23-2014, 08:58 PM
I like to lie on ISH for fun. I'm not an Olympian, black or a dentist
BUT....
I played some professional ball in two different countries
I run a cartoon website similar to The Oatmeal
I have lived in over a dozen countries
Been arrested 3 times...
Gonna be a Pop soon
Been banned from ISH probably over 20 times
You also apparently dated a celebrity and a "quasi-celebrity" :oldlol: . You are like so cool man. Lying on an internet forum to 14 y.o. boys.
http://i873.photobucket.com/albums/ab294/AySap/Applauded-Borat.gif (http://media.photobucket.com/user/AySap/media/Applauded-Borat.gif.html)
wildchild
03-23-2014, 09:04 PM
I got my dick chopped to test if it would regenerate. It did.
ILLsmak
03-24-2014, 05:43 AM
I am a very good pool/billiards player. One summer I made a living just winning weekly tournaments here. I shoot with a $600 cue stick. Some can say I am a hustler but far from it. Good enough where I can walk into a pool room and beat 90% of the people there.
Also, I use to play basketball on the regular and had the sweetest jump shot ever. My defense was atrocious and the last game I played at my gym, first time playing in 5 years, I went 0 for 4, 3 turnovers and my guy scored 6 points on me. I walked off the court for the last time. No more.
List your talents.
I'm a ****ing artistic genius.
-Smak
RoseCity07
03-24-2014, 05:59 AM
I'm pretty good at math. I'm thinking about making it my major if I can get through calc III and IV without too much of a problem.
I sell clothes on Ebay as a side business. I've made about 10 thousand on the side so far. I buy stuff that people don't know is valuable and resell it for a lot more. You'd be surprised at home much so people pay. I sold some 30 dollar jeans for 220.00. I sold a sweater I paid $100 for 400.00.
Done_And_Done
03-24-2014, 07:58 AM
I'm pretty good at math. I'm thinking about making it my major if I can get through calc III and IV without too much of a problem.
I sell clothes on Ebay as a side business. I've made about 10 thousand on the side so far. I buy stuff that people don't know is valuable and resell it for a lot more. You'd be surprised at home much so people pay. I sold some 30 dollar jeans for 220.00. I sold a sweater I paid $100 for 400.00.
Not bad man.
Is this merchandise that you're buying online and flipping or in store?
AlphaWolf24
03-24-2014, 12:24 PM
When I was 15 years old...I spent 2 years as a Carnie.
Mr Exlax
03-24-2014, 12:30 PM
I've been arrested about 3 times. The longest I was in jail was for like 2 days.
Rake2204
03-24-2014, 01:01 PM
In high school, I won the Michigan Interscholastic Press Association award for having the best amateur newspaper sports column in the state.
rufuspaul
03-24-2014, 01:19 PM
I am an excellent defender when I play basketball, but my offense kind of suck ass. I can shut down most of the people they put me on though, except those big ass players. My name is Michael Kidd Gilcrest.
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