What does it feel like to have sex?

[ThatCoolKid]

I want to know.

[JohnFreeman]

"like a ...bag of sand"

[Brizzly]

Sex is like always hoping you dont multiply

[Bandito]

It feels great.

[Myth]

"like a ...bag of sand"

No, that's tits. Sex feels like warm apple pie.

[JohnFreeman]

No, that's tits. Sex feels like warm apple pie.
Apple pie tastes nice

[Patrick Chewing]

Ask your mom, son.

[Done_And_Done]

Shove your lubed up peener through a flaming grilled cheese sandwhich...

[The_Yearning]

Overrated.

[tgan3]

Instead of using forehand grip to ma5turbate, use a backhand grip. A vag kinda feels like that except warmer and wetter.

[DonD13]

Sex is like always hoping you dont multiply

haha Brizzly

[Myth]

Instead of using forehand grip to ma5turbate, use a backhand grip. A vag kinda feels like that except warmer and wetter.

You don't spit on your hand for authenticity? Noob.

[chosen_one6]

Sex is like sticking your d*ck in a hot towel soaked with water.

[JohnFreeman]

Get a sandwich bag
put vaseline in it
lift mattress and place underneath
hump away

[russwest0]

Get a sandwich bag
put vaseline in it
lift mattress and place underneath
hump away

JohnFreeman speaking from experience :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:

[fiddy]

wetter than you think :D

[ILLsmak]

It's like tandem skydiving strapped to the back of a unicorn that's singing "The Final Countdown" as you descend into a pink volcano filled with sparkling nacho cheese sauce.

Epic post. lol

It really depends on a lot of things... the girl, you... etc. It's something special if the girl is special but not if it's not. I don't think the act of sex is that interesting if it's just some ho.

There are so many factors that go into it that create and atmosphere. How she smells, how she looks, the events leading up to it. If someone just created a replica of a ****** and you put your dick into it, it would be pretty mundane. Trust me.

-Smak

[GOATbrookisGAWD]

Warm apple pie..

[absalom]

OP is jameer's alt, nothing new here. :confusedshrug:

[JohnFreeman]

JohnFreeman speaking from experience :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:
http://media0.giphy.com/media/10uct1aSFT7QiY/200_s.gif

[Myth]

Epic post. lol

It really depends on a lot of things... the girl, you... etc. It's something special if the girl is special but not if it's not. I don't think the act of sex is that interesting if it's just some ho.

There are so many factors that go into it that create and atmosphere. How she smells, how she looks, the events leading up to it. If someone just created a replica of a ****** and you put your dick into it, it would be pretty mundane. Trust me.

-Smak

Like a flesh light? Can somebody who has tried both clarify if a flesh light feels accurate?

[russwest0]

nah real talk though sex gets old after a while

I'm getting tired of sex tbh

[Draz]

There's no sex like making love.

[tomtucker]

Like a flesh light? Can somebody who has tried both clarify if a flesh light feels accurate?

I bought a used one, don

[Draz]

nah real talk though sex gets old after a while

I'm getting tired of sex tbh
Sounds like something from Don Jon where the guy rather beats the stick

[Jasper]

It hurts , but you play out your role ... and everything will smooth over at breakfast time.

[chosen_one6]

nah real talk though sex gets old after a while

I'm getting tired of sex tbh

You need more variety. Russell Westbrook's dick is probably all mangled from your snaggle toothed self.

[rufuspaul]

It can hurt if your partner is well hung.

[christian1923]

If there's one thing in the world that isn't overrated it's going in raw in a good pusssssy.

[TheMan]

It can hurt if your partner is well hung.
Yes, good **** lube is a must OP. Apply generously.

[TheMan]

OP, here ya go
http://losangeles.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/spicy-and-hot-just-what-you-need-come-and-feel-like-a-king-call-818-715-9154-22/30922638

[FKAri]

it really depends alot on what's been going on in your head that day/night/hour/week leading up to it. Anticipation and expectations is most of the feeling even while youre actually doing it.

[cos88]

jameer on the loose again :facepalm

[The Iron Sheik]

i know this is probably the wrong place to expect this but you guys please give serious answers?

[niko]

Don't they explain it in the first Anchorman?

[Milbuck]

OP, a good way to find out is flattening out your flaccid dick and sticking it in a toaster. Plug it in, turn it on, and feel the wonders of sex.

[Myth]

[QUOTE=tomtucker]I bought a used one, don

[tomtucker]

Probably like a new vs used ******.

ah yes......a brand new pussay........love the smell, almost beats that new car smell.

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who am i kidding, i am a virgin and takes the bus everywhere i go

[Myth]

ah yes......a brand new pussay........love the smell, almost beats that new car smell.



You heard it here first folks, tomtucker smells baby pussay.

[oarabbus]

You heard it here first folks, tomtucker smells baby pussay.
.

:lol

[Random_Guy]

to make it as serious thread, relationship sex>>>>>>>>casual sex.

[The Iron Sheik]

to make it as serious thread, relationship sex>>>>>>>>casual sex.

please elaborate

[tomtucker]

You heard it here first folks, tomtucker smells baby pussay.

Best job ever !

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http://static3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100308005702/addamsfamily/images/6/6c/Delivery_room_doctor.jpg

[tomtucker]

myth, you forgot to quote the white text in my first post

:D

[Random_Guy]

please elaborate
Just my 2 cents

[The Iron Sheik]

Just my 2 cents

i mean what makes you say that? i'm just looking for some insight and enlightenment here but no one seems to be willing to divulge. i'm not asking for intimate stories or anything, just honest advice and observations from those who have experience relevant to the op.

[oh the horror]

i mean what makes you say that? i'm just looking for some insight and enlightenment here but no one seems to be willing to divulge. i'm not asking for intimate stories or anything, just honest advice and observations from those who have experience relevant to the op.


For me personally when I'm having sex with a woman I respect, have been in a relationship with and has done good by me and been there for me as a lover and my friend it's much more fulfilling than some broad that just wants to f*ck.


When it's casual it feels good on a physical level. Yet when done, I'm already over the drive it took to bed her. It's done and conquered and chances are I want her to bounce.


When she's your woman, there's just more layers involved.

[The Iron Sheik]

For me personally when I'm having sex with a woman I respect, have been in a relationship with and has done good by me and been there for me as a lover and my friend it's much more fulfilling than some broad that just wants to f*ck.


When it's casual it feels good on a physical level. Yet when done, I'm already over the drive it took to bed her. It's done and conquered and chances are I want her to bounce.


When she's your woman, there's just more layers involved.

thank you for the serious response.