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JohnMax
03-25-2014, 01:11 AM
http://newsok.com/kevin-durant-compared-to-jesus-after-51-point-explosion-against-raptors/article/3946115

His dagger 3-pointer over Amir Johnson sealed up the game with 1.7 seconds remaining, leaving Toronto Raptors point guard Greivis Vasquez comparing Durant to a higher power.

"If you got Kevin Durant on your team, you
Connor B
03-25-2014, 01:12 AM
[QUOTE=JohnMax]http://newsok.com/kevin-durant-compared-to-jesus-after-51-point-explosion-against-raptors/article/3946115

His dagger 3-pointer over Amir Johnson sealed up the game with 1.7 seconds remaining, leaving Toronto Raptors point guard Greivis Vasquez comparing Durant to a higher power.

"If you got Kevin Durant on your team, you
moe94
03-25-2014, 01:12 AM
In before religious nuts get offended for no reason.

Durant himself? I mean, it's already happened.
russwest0
03-25-2014, 01:14 AM
Lol some player from the Blazers did the same thing earlier in the season after OKC was down vs them in the 4th and he hit like 4 straight 3 pointers and closed out the game.
SpecialQue
03-25-2014, 01:18 AM
inb4 mel gibson
Smook A.
03-25-2014, 01:18 AM
So if Kevin Durant is Jesus, and Jesus is the son of god... does that mean Durant is Michael Jordan's son??
moe94
03-25-2014, 01:20 AM
So if Kevin Durant is Jesus, and Jesus is the son of god... does that mean Durant is Michael Jordan's son??

What does that make Kobe?
JohnMax
03-25-2014, 01:23 AM
What does that make Ray Allen?

http://vlsportysexycool.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Ray-Allen-Judas34.jpg

http://dayandadream.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/riley-allen-heat.gif
IncarceratedBob
03-25-2014, 01:23 AM
This is stupid as hell. How are you gonna compare Jesus Christ our lord and savior to some meaningless human in the grand scheme of things. Jesus died for your sins and you thank him by comparing him to Kevin Durant. Dude is rolling over in his non existent grave
Smook A.
03-25-2014, 01:23 AM
What does that make Kobe?
One of God's little brother
JohnMax
03-25-2014, 01:27 AM
http://i.imgur.com/2TWy1.jpg
CarlosBoozer
03-25-2014, 01:35 AM
http://i.imgur.com/2TWy1.jpg
:roll:
Crimsonrain777
03-25-2014, 01:39 AM
[QUOTE=JohnMax]http://i.imgur.com/2TWy1.jpg
the devil used to be the greatest of gods Angels. now he rules his own kingdom:pimp:
moe94
03-25-2014, 01:41 AM
http://i.imgur.com/2TWy1.jpg
:oldlol:
buddha
03-25-2014, 01:51 AM
the funny thing is if Jesus Christ was real and was born again his so called followers would crucify him again for being a socialist.
wildchild
03-25-2014, 03:46 AM
If KD's Jesus, then he was sent my GOD (MJ) to save us from the devil (Lebron) which his prophet (Kobe) has failed to do.
russwest0
03-25-2014, 03:54 AM
If KD's Jesus, then he was sent my GOD (MJ) to save us from the devil (Lebron) which his prophet (Kobe) has failed to do.

yall are having way too much fun with this shit
Milbuck
03-25-2014, 03:56 AM
Jesus is one chill dude. But he's got nothing on the guy currently wearing #34 for Milwaukee...

http://blog.privateislandparty.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/zeus-greek-mythology-687267-1024-768.jpg
Killbot
03-25-2014, 04:03 AM
You can't be Jesus without wearing a Bucks Jersey.
Deuce Bigalow
03-25-2014, 04:05 AM
You can't be Jesus without wearing a Bucks Jersey.
Basketball Jesus

http://sports.mearsonlineauctions.com/ItemImages/000059/53501a_lg.jpeg
Milbuck
03-25-2014, 04:08 AM
You can't be Jesus without wearing a Bucks Jersey.


Basketball Jesus

http://sports.mearsonlineauctions.com/ItemImages/000059/53501a_lg.jpeg

http://static.tumblr.com/omq8zsh/qcKlxtg6q/randy_marsh_ectoplasm.jpg
ABG
03-25-2014, 07:13 AM
kd> jesus
eurobum
03-25-2014, 10:58 AM
This makes sense in so many levels.

On MJ's 50th birthday there was that pretty good article where it said MJ's own peeps often refer to him as YAHWEH (Jewish God).

Larry Bird after the 63 point game called him "God in disguise."

MJ himself, in a 2K promotional video, promoted Durant as the sleeper in the Lebron vs. Kobe debate (of course, since Durant/Jesus is his son, nonfigurately speaking).

Now this Jesus comparison. The "Son" of Yahweh.

So what does that make Lebron? Probably John the Baptist who was, fittingly, crowned by many as the Messiah before Jesus grew into an adult and started doing his thang.

Yup, fits the bill

:coleman:
Trollsmasher
03-25-2014, 11:00 AM
Makes sense. Jesus is the original beta.
16X
03-25-2014, 11:39 AM
Lebron is Muhammad

http://i57.tinypic.com/11j6eiu.jpg

http://boston.barstoolsports.com/files/2013/06/25.jpg


Kobe was the first one called God, and you can't go from being God to not being God. Kobe is still God.

Durant can be Jesus.

Jordan is science or Mother Nature. Things superior to all of the above.