Love gurus of insidehoops, help me

[The Iron Sheik]

there's this girl i want to make love to. she's like an 8. i have known her for approximately 8 years but never tried anything because i didn't want to make love to her back then. but recently she has been posting a lot of status updates about sex and stuff and it makes me think she's horny and just wants to be ****ed.

so ish, how can i be that guy who ****s her?

[NoGunzJustSkillz]

:biggums:

[$LakerGold]

Make love.

We're not kids.... Oh wait, Jameer...

:rolleyes:

[CelticBaller]

You want to **** your daughter?

[The Iron Sheik]

You want to **** your daughter?

what? no. that's gross and i don't have children anyway. how did you get that impression?

[Draz]

Send her a private message let her know you were interested in her in the past, flirty around make her feel special. Sometimes the most obvious decisions are the smartest and wisest.

[irondarts]

what? no. that's gross and i don't have children anyway. how did you get that impression?
Probably from this:


she's like an 8. i have known her for approximately 8 years

Take out "an" and it could sound like she's your daughter.

[The Iron Sheik]

Probably from this:



Take out "an" and it could sound like she's your daughter.

oh ok. but why my daughter? it could be just a random 8 year old i have no connection to

[chosen_one6]

oh ok. but why my daughter? it could be just a random 8 year old i have no connection to

Pedobear alert just went off.

[The Iron Sheik]

Pedobear alert just went off.

re-read the conversation. it'll do wonders.

[rufuspaul]

So from what I gather you want to **** an 8 year old, right?

[The Iron Sheik]

guess i was wrong in assuming anyone on this site could read. my bad. won't happen again.

[NoGunzJustSkillz]

So from what I gather you want to **** an 8 year old, right?
:lol

[Milbuck]

Kill yourself.
God damn :oldlol:

[Levity]

simple. one up her by making even hornier status and tag her in them. youll be balls deep in no time.

[russwest0]

there's this girl i want to make love to. she's like an 8. i have known her for approximately 8 years but never tried anything because i didn't want to make love to her back then. but recently she has been posting a lot of status updates about sex and stuff and it makes me think she's horny and just wants to be ****ed.

so ish, how can i be that guy who ****s her?

message her "so honestly, why haven't we had sex yet?"

it's that ****ing simple but some of you nerds overthink it too much. If it fails just say you were joking or someone stole your phone or some shit and life goes on.

[I<3NBA]

well, for one. don't "make love" to her. **** her.

don't say "i wanna make love to you."

that's so gay.

say "bend over bitch."

then give back her panties afterwards and say "wipe after yourself, bitch."