Michael Gay's TMNT preview

[D-FENS]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRipBOQl95o

:roll: at the clip of Michaelangelo at the end when he removes the mask. He looks just like Westbrook. I see it now!

By the way, this looks terrible.

[nightprowler10]

Megan Fox sounds like a bad choice for April.

I'll wait for the DVD.

[nightprowler10]

Still haven't seen Pain and Gain. Agree with BB2.

What did you think of 2 Guns?

[Bandito]

Since when are TMNT genetically created heroes? Already dint like this movie...

[rezznor]

I see Bay has added lens flare to his repertoire

[Brujesino]

this shit looks awful:cry:

[D-FENS]

He shouldn't be allowed to ruin any more of my childhood memories.
Transformers sucked

He should follow already created story arcs. They were successful for a reason.
I always loved Optimus Prime being killed and Hot Rod becoming Rodimus Prime.

Changing the TMT story and leaving out Bebop and Rocksteady sucks. Megan Fox again as well.... ugh :facepalm No one is going to believe that vapid bitch is a reporter

[tmacattack33]

Doesn't look bad to me :confusedshrug:

There's the Ooze and Shredders. No Aliens.

If you think it's going to "ruin your childhood memories" somehow, don't watch it.

[D-FENS]

Bad Boys 2 and Pain and Gain are the 2 best modern action movies.

**** off. What are you smoking?

[D-FENS]

If you think it's going to "ruin your childhood" somehow, don't watch it.

These are the worst kind of people in the world. The literal types. The guys that can't analyze beyond what they see at face value.

The kind of people that say, "If you complain about livin' in "Merica, why you just leave?" I hate people like you. ****in' pacifists. People want to complain, let them complain in peace. We all hope you die and a raven pecks your eyes out, then Jameer has sex with your corpse.

[Myth]

this shit looks awful:cry:

Agreed. The character design looked cool when it was released, but this just looks like another Transformers.

[nightprowler10]

haven't seen it but it looked like had potential
It's decent. I think you'd enjoy it.

[Myth]

name two better action movies in the past 15 years

The Raid: Redemption and Hot Fuzz (coincidentally plays homage to Bad Boys). Not sure why those came to mind. I know there are better ones than those out there.

[D-FENS]

Randy Savage,

Have you seen Taken? Have you seen Iron Man? Have you seen any of the Batman films? Have you seen Kill Bill? The Raid: Redemption?

Those are just a few. Many, many more.

Shit, forgot Crank!!!

[Myth]

I don't consider hot fuzz an action movie really but it is better. Haven't seen the Raid but BB2 and Pain and gain are fantastic

Others I have clearly over BB2:

The Matrix
Looper
Kill Bill: Vol. 1
Oldboy
The Dark Knight
Bourne movies

I won't bother listing movies over Pain & Gain because that would take me forever listing movies over that crap.

[D-FENS]

this dude said kill bill:yaohappy:

Taken is tight but not as tight
Iron man is cool
batman too serious

Kill Bill was awesome.

You should have shit action movies. I can provide you a long list if you'd like.
But I'll just list Bad Boys and Rush Hour and you can just mention all the carbon copies of those.

I can't believe you man, terrible taste. Just terrible. Are you the poster known as Hall & Oates as well?

[Myth]

Randy Savage,

Have you seen Taken? Have you seen Iron Man? Have you seen any of the Batman films? Have you seen Kill Bill? The Raid: Redemption?

Those are just a few. Many, many more.

Shit, forgot Crank!!!

Taken and Crank? :biggums:

BB2 is clearly over those. I prefer Iron Man to BB2, but it is a toss up. I prefer Batman Begins and Dark Knight to BB2, but Dark Knight Rises was a giant disappointment.

[Myth]

question

is the raid a bunch of karate bullshit?

Super well choreographed karate bullshit with guns. Essentially the same story as Dredd if you saw that.

[Crystallas]

Wow, that looks bad.

[D-FENS]

plot and nonsense are important parts of action movies. especially nonsense.

:bowdown: to Commando. That movie is by FAR the best action movie ever.
"Let off some steam Bennett."
"Hey Sully, remember when I said I'd kill you last? I lied."
"He's dead tired."

Arnie jumps out of a plane without a parachute from the landing gear - amazing stuff. He kills a whole army as well.

[D-FENS]

The Macho Man is the biggest troll on ISH.

Nah. I use to make him cry under my old account. He has autism or something. Nice kid, just not very sociable in RL. Give him a break.

[ROCSteady]

:bowdown: to Commando. That movie is by FAR the best action movie ever.
"Let off some steam Bennett."
"Hey Sully, remember when I said I'd kill you last? I lied."
"He's dead tired."

Arnie jumps out of a plane without a parachute from the landing gear - amazing stuff. He kills a whole army as well.


:bowdown: :bowdown:

Agree. Too funny becuz I was just havin this same convo with my friend earlier today. Even down to those quotes lmao. We decided to see Sabotage cuz Arnold is like a nostalgic running joke we geek about.

[D-FENS]

:bowdown: :bowdown:

Agree. Too funny becuz I was just havin this same convo with my friend earlier today. Even down to those quotes lmao. We decided to see Sabotage cuz Arnold is like a nostalgic running joke we geek about.

Awesome!

Picking the best slap-stick comedy is harder. I'm stuck between:
Dumb and Dumber ("Pretty bird")
Billy Madison ("I see you Mr. Penguin!" "If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.")
Anchorman
There's Something About Mary
Hot Rod (God this is good!)

I'm talking really stupid but enjoyable comedies.

[oarabbus]

Bad Boys 2 and Pain and Gain are the 2 best modern action movies.


Bad Boys 2 was OK yeah but Pain and Gain was garbage :biggums:


Dredd is the best action movie of the last decade. Watch that **** on Netflix people. Knows exactly what it is and doesn't try to pull any bullsh1t.

Mission Impossible Ghost Protocol was solid, at the least it's better than P&G. The Bourne movies were better too.


Oh and how about the Rock with Sean Connery? It was a bit over 15 years old though. And if you're talking about foreign movies Oldboy tops everything mentioned here.

[zoom17]

This is going to blow.

[Chris99]

Dredd is the best action movie of the last decade. Watch that **** on Netflix people. Knows exactly what it is and doesn't try to pull any bullsh1t.

Agreed.

[LALakerFan4Life]

He shouldn't be allowed to ruin any more of my childhood memories.
Transformers sucked

He should follow already created story arcs. They were successful for a reason.
I always loved Optimus Prime being killed and Hot Rod becoming Rodimus Prime.

Changing the TMT story and leaving out Bebop and Rocksteady sucks. Megan Fox again as well.... ugh :facepalm No one is going to believe that vapid bitch is a reporter
Hot Rod > Rodimus. Rodimus sucked when he became leader. He always acted like a bitch.

[Myth]

I can't take anyone who doesn't like Pain and Gain seriously.

Like this Myth guy. Can't wait to crush him in the next round of this tournament. And then I'll take his girl out on a nice date and never call her again.

The funny thing is, I was thinking of this thread earlier and thought, "How can anybody vote for Macho Man after he couldn't think of any action movies in the last 15 years, other than Bad Boys 2, better than Pain and Gain?"

[The-Legend-24]

looks alright for a first trailer.

[T_L_P]

A feature film about Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles was bound to be awful, but having Michael Bay involved really puts the nail in the coffin.

[Graviton]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRipBOQl95o

:roll: at the clip of Michaelangelo at the end when he removes the mask. He looks just like Westbrook. I see it now!

By the way, this looks terrible.
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc3qc3nWkI1qmzoqe.jpg

Movie looks like crap, expected from anything Megan Fox is involved in.

[Jackass18]

Well, at least you can't have high expectations for anything with Bay's name attached to it. One of these days he's going to surprise people and show actual depth. Maybe that should be a question.

[AintNoSunshine]

What a terrible trailer

[russwest0]

Lmao, the description "TMNT starring Megan Fox"

Yup, typical Michael Gay

[Myth]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-qUQ_UQlk8cY/UjNuAN8TNOI/AAAAAAAAakE/CbCalt2NCgI/s1600/total-recall-sharon-stone-nude-1.jpg

Macho ^


http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/06/18/article-2343911-1A60AF5C000005DC-705_634x915.jpg
^ myth

You know Colin gets all the ladies, while Arnold was married to Skeletor for years, right?

Btw, I'm going to be Hulk Hogan in an 80s party this weekend. Avoided Macho Man intentionally. Suck it.

[magic chiongson]

it looks ok. sound effects are too transformerish though

[DukeDelonte13]

go back and watch how utterly stupid the 1st two movies were. I love them, everybody in my age group does, but it doesn't take away from the fact that they were both extremely stupid.


This movie will be extremely stupid but its never gonna be as acclaimed as the first two. People are going to dislike it just because it's not the originals.


I do like the fact that the ooze canister has "TGRI" on them. I'm not a movie guy but i'll be sure to see this as I was such a big turtles fan as a kid. My parents even took me to see that live musical act that they did.

[Shabba Ranks]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRipBOQl95o

:roll: at the clip of Michaelangelo at the end when he removes the mask. He looks just like Westbrook. I see it now!

By the way, this looks terrible.


:oldlol:

[riseagainst]

April O'neal for April O'neal.

:pimp:

[ZenMaster]

Looks and sounds just like Transformers except new characters.

[Charlie Sheen]

:bowdown: to Commando. That movie is by FAR the best action movie ever.
"Let off some steam Bennett."
"Hey Sully, remember when I said I'd kill you last? I lied."
"He's dead tired."

Arnie jumps out of a plane without a parachute from the landing gear - amazing stuff. He kills a whole army as well.

http://youtu.be/8tdSQaqc9vA

[D-FENS]

http://youtu.be/8tdSQaqc9vA

:roll:

[Myth]

So Michael Bay didn't direct this.

Movie will probably suck and he will get all the hate because people are cvnts.

When I found out that "Bay's TMNT movie" was not actually directed by him, that is when I finally felt hope for the movie. But then I saw the trailer and realized it still looked like a Michael Bay movie.

Btw, this director (Jonathan Liebesman) has only made shit so far:
Battle: Los Angeles (35% RT)
Wrath of the Titans (25%)
Darkness Falls (12%)
Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning (9%)
The Killing Room (67%)

[D-FENS]

Never seen any of those, they all looked pretty bad

Not gonna see this either

http://www.legacy.com/UserContent/ns/Photos/Savage_300x315.jpg

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/ep_trending/public/video/thumb/2012/03/19890402_hogan_savage.jpg

[jamal99]

April O'neal for April O'neal.

:pimp:
:cheers:

[Myth]

The gf saw this pic today:

http://turntherightcorner.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-2014-teaser-trailer-still-michelangelo-mask.jpg

And told me the turtles look like they are "designed after bloated fat black guys." :lol

[D-FENS]

The gf saw this pic today:

http://turntherightcorner.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-2014-teaser-trailer-still-michelangelo-mask.jpg

And told me the turtles look like they are "designed after bloated fat black guys." :lol

Michael Bay needs a lynch mob bad.

[DCL]

another POS by the worst director/producer in hollywood, hands down.

[dunksby]

Gotta admit those turtles look disgusting, I would probably throw up if I saw one in real life like Megan Fox did :lol

[Derka]

Absolutely going to watch this and I don't even care that Michael Bay is involved. Owned every figure, watched the cartoon, owned the three original ones on VHS (even the horrific time travel one) and will absolutely own this one. TMNT for life.

Also, if you're seriously on this "this movie will ruin my childhood" kick, please kill yourself. Its a movie about karate turtles. Enough.

[rezznor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRipBOQl95o

:roll: at the clip of Michaelangelo at the end when he removes the mask. He looks just like Westbrook. I see it now!

By the way, this looks terrible.


naw man he's godzilla's son


http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2012/0522/nba_g_westbrook_576.jpg

http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q318/Monster_Master316/Toho/MinillaGFW.jpg

[Lonely_Sandberg]

couple of tw*ts ^

http://www.andpop.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/getout.gif

[D-FENS]

http://www.andpop.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/getout.gif

http://media.giphy.com/media/YHAcQo1567nVe/giphy.gif

[nightprowler10]

couple of tw*ts ^
:lol

[Lonely_Sandberg]

http://media.giphy.com/media/YHAcQo1567nVe/giphy.gif

http://media.celebremix.com/5/mediaFiles/remix/663/5752.jpg

[The-Legend-24]

Stop. Looks like mindless, popcorn entertainment. Bay's TFormer films were fun AF
Exactly.

People that go in expecting oscar worthy material are dumb. I enjoyed Bay's Transformers, so I'll probably enjoy this too.

[Lonely_Sandberg]

I enjoyed Bay's Transformers, so I'll probably enjoy this too.

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kzx496cI9S1qza6vko1_r1_400.png

[Lonely_Sandberg]

I enjoyed Bay's Transformers, so I'll probably enjoy this too.

Legend-24:

http://l.yimg.com/os/en-US/video/video.snl.com/SNL_1555_13_Digital_Short_Megans_Roommate.png

[D-FENS]

Legend-24:

http://l.yimg.com/os/en-US/video/video.snl.com/SNL_1555_13_Digital_Short_Megans_Roommate.png

Legend-24 is also praying for a Nickelback soundtrack.

[ShackEelOKneel]

naw man he's godzilla's son


http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2012/0522/nba_g_westbrook_576.jpg

http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q318/Monster_Master316/Toho/MinillaGFW.jpg

:roll:

What is that from?

[robert de niro]

needs more explosions and lens flares

[iBandwagon]

needs more explosions and lens flares

JJ Abrams for cinematography?

[rezznor]

:roll:

What is that from?
some old godzilla movie

[iBandwagon]

some old godzilla movie

Hopefully it will make an appearance in the new one then.

[CavaliersFTW]

Holy shit anyone seeing the previews during the Finals? Shit looks absolutely retarded, it's like Michael Bay is trying to make a gritty adult action version of what's supposed to be a f*cking kids show, souped up 900lb CGI HGH-freak looking "teenage" turtles ...oh yeah and megan fox again!? :oldlol:

[ROCSteady]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwXFsrp6WBs

New trailer, shows more of the Turtles and their personalities.

I'm gunna see this. Not sure in the theater or what but it looks fun enough.

Shredder looks kinda dumb and not sure about the voices since ppl our age are used to a certain voice but the CG looks pretty good.

[IamRAMBO24]

Holy shit anyone seeing the previews during the Finals? Shit looks absolutely retarded, it's like Michael Bay is trying to make a gritty adult action version of what's supposed to be a f*cking kids show, souped up 900lb CGI HGH-freak looking "teenage" turtles ...oh yeah and megan fox again!? :oldlol:

Are you f*ckin retarded? That sh*t looks bad a*s. It's a major upgrade from the cartoon show in every aspect, including the hottie megan fox. This is how April should look like. In the cartoon she looks like a f*ckin dyke.

[CavaliersFTW]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwXFsrp6WBs

New trailer, shows more of the Turtles and their personalities.

I'm gunna see this. Not sure in the theater or what but it looks fun enough.

Shredder looks kinda dumb and not sure about the voices since ppl our age are used to a certain voice but the CG looks pretty good.
http://www.dontpokthebear.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/tumblr_mm4bw4oprq1qzbriqo1_500.gif

[ROCSteady]

I thought it was going to be a lot worse than it appears. The Turtles themselves will be worth a watch I think. hopefully the human characters don't have too much screentime away from the Turtles.

[Brujesino]

Holy **** it looks even worse then i thought:(

[SpecialQue]

Michael Bay didn't direct this.

[Toizumi]

Needs more pizza

Apart from that, looks awesome to me :confusedshrug: TMNT is supposed to be ridiculous and over the top and this looks like it fits the bill. Even if the directors try to make it more dark/gritty, it's still a movie about giant mutant turtles, raised by a rat, fighting their super samurari rival.. and I will enjoy it as such.

[Nick Young]

Needs more pizza

Apart from that, looks awesome to me :confusedshrug: TMNT is supposed to be ridiculous and over the top and this looks like it fits the bill. Even if the directors try to make it more dark/gritty, it's still a movie about giant mutant turtles, raised by a rat, fighting their super samurari rival.. and I will enjoy it as such.
the original comics are dark and gritty parodies of old frank miller comics so itd be cool if the movie stayed true to its roots. Is casey in it?

edit- just watched trailer. This movie looks phucking stupid and the turtles look like Hunchbacked Westbrooks with down syndrome. This looks as bad as a movie can possibly get and set to win the Golden Marmaduke award for unappealing shit CGI main characters.

[IamRAMBO24]

the original comics are dark and gritty parodies of old frank miller comics so itd be cool if the movie stayed true to its roots. Is casey in it?

edit- just watched trailer. This movie looks phucking stupid and the turtles look like Hunchbacked Westbrooks with down syndrome. This looks as bad as a movie can possibly get and set to win the Golden Marmaduke award for unappealing shit CGI main characters.

The f*ck is wrong with your eyes?

So you are saying this http://cbm.blsassets.com/images/users/uploads/11147/Shredder.jpg

Is worst than this

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/59/TMNT1987_Shredder.png/220px-TMNT1987_Shredder.png

And this http://cdn02.cdn.justjared.com/wp-content/uploads/headlines/2013/07/megan-fox-practices-jounalism-skills-on-teenage-turtles-set.jpg
Compare to this http://oishiianime.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Teenage-Mutant-Ninja-Turtles-05-300x225.jpg

Shredder is cool as sh*t. April is finally f*ckable. The CGI is by far better than the cartoon version that looks like its drawn by an 8 year old. The action looks sick as f*ck. Oh yea, Michael Bay is a part of it, although he's not directing, but his name is in the credit, so it must suck right? What a f*ckin idiot.

[bigkingsfan]

Can't be worse than the original.

[TheReal Kendall]

I watched another trailer for this the other day and from the trailer it sound like Splinter gonna die in this movie.

Shredder did look pretty tough in it. The turtles look kinda weird to me.

[Nick Young]

I watched another trailer for this the other day and from the trailer it sound like Splinter gonna die in this movie.

Shredder did look pretty tough in it. The turtles look kinda weird to me.
shredder looks like megatron. Turtles look like roided up Westbrooks on crack. April O Neal sounds like she's being sarcastic every word she says. Also, robo skateboards:facepalm :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm x9

[TheReal Kendall]

Is Casey Jones in this movie? He was one my favorites.

[The-Legend-24]

Why is Michael Bays name in the title? He ain't directing this. :oldlol:

Trailer was good btw.

[Lebron23]

Reading some good reviews. Might watch it during the weekend.

[Bandito]

Why is Michael Bays name in the title? He ain't directing this. :oldlol:

Trailer was good btw.
Thats why the movie was good :lol

[niko]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2_Y56IM5Tk

Check out the cleavage on Daria.