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STATUTORY
03-27-2014, 11:51 PM
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwvmunNzox1qjkukyo1_500.gif

as someone that trains ufc i'll tell you right now the number is in the single digits. this is the grittiest moment i seen in my decades of following this sport, kobe takes a flush winded up powershot to the throat and barely even flinches, dont even buckle. most players would have legit dropped dead, bran wouldn't even had to flop cause he be unconscious .

zoom17
03-27-2014, 11:53 PM
Most Centers, Power forwards, small forwards eat those punches. maybe point guards get dazed. that punch wasn't anything special.

Droid101
03-27-2014, 11:58 PM
I mean... yeah, LeBron would have flopped half way across the court if that happened to him. Kobe got straight punched in the neck and didn't flinch.

He's clearly a bad ass. Who would question that?

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Matt-Barnes-pass-in-kobe.gif

sd3035
03-27-2014, 11:59 PM
looks like the first two punches Childs has thrown in his life, would have dropped Bran though

red1
03-28-2014, 12:01 AM
not impressed. jordan would have survived it better

zoom17
03-28-2014, 12:02 AM
I mean... yeah, LeBron would have flopped half way across the court if that happened to him. Kobe got straight punched in the neck and didn't flinch.

He's clearly a bad ass. Who would question that?

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Matt-Barnes-pass-in-kobe.gif

Get kobe dick out your mouth he definitely flinched and throw wack punches back both guys looked pathetic fighting.

STATUTORY
03-28-2014, 12:04 AM
not impressed. jordan would have survived it better
didn't dat ni99a almost topple over from da flu? :oldlol: stop reaching breh

Smoke117
03-28-2014, 12:08 AM
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwvmunNzox1qjkukyo1_500.gif

as someone that trains ufc i'll tell you right now the number is in the single digits. this is the grittiest moment i seen in my decades of following this sport, kobe takes a flush winded up powershot to the throat and barely even flinches, dont even buckle. most players would have legit dropped dead, bran wouldn't even had to flop cause he be unconscious .

:oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol: It looks like those are the first two punches Child's has ever thrown in his life like someone said. Single digits? ...right.

LeGOAT
03-28-2014, 12:10 AM
Those are unbelievably terrible punches.

I<3NBA
03-28-2014, 12:11 AM
Childs punch like a girl and Kobe flinched like a ******. and then tried to fight back like a girl too

Bandito
03-28-2014, 12:13 AM
Lebron would've already flopped because the punch got to him

plowking
03-28-2014, 12:27 AM
as someone that trains ufc i'll tell you right now the number is in the single digits.

If you're going to make a troll thread, and talk yourself up, at least know what you're talking about.

You don't train UFC . You can't. UFC is a brand, much like the NBA is. You don't train NBA, you train in basketball.

So you train MMA. Let me take that back. You don't. Since you don't actually know what you're talking about.

STATUTORY
03-28-2014, 12:29 AM
If you're going to make a troll thread, and talk yourself up, at least know what you're talking about.

You don't train UFC . You can't. UFC is a brand, much like the NBA is. You don't train NBA, you train in basketball.

So you train MMA. Let me take that back. You don't. Since you don't actually know what you're talking about.

http://aznbadger.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/justbleed.gif

i'm ufc certified

Big#50
03-28-2014, 12:29 AM
6'6 220
6'2 190

sportjames23
03-28-2014, 12:32 AM
looks like the first two punches Childs has thrown in his life, would have dropped Bran though


:oldlol:

ABfor3
03-28-2014, 12:46 AM
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwvmunNzox1qjkukyo1_500.gif

as someone that trains ufc i'll tell you right now the number is in the single digits. this is the grittiest moment i seen in my decades of following this sport, kobe takes a flush winded up powershot to the throat and barely even flinches, dont even buckle. most players would have legit dropped dead, bran wouldn't even had to flop cause he be unconscious .
Lol it's not called training "UFC", there's different fighting styles..it's either you train Brazilian Jui Jitsu , Kickboxing, wrestling, Muay Thai, sambo, boxing etc.. And Child's barely connected those shots, he punches like a girl.

IncarceratedBob
03-28-2014, 12:48 AM
flush winded up powershot.

Rose'sACL
03-28-2014, 12:53 AM
every nba player would not only survive but also land a good punch back on childs.

IncarceratedBob
03-28-2014, 12:59 AM
every nba player would not only survive but also land a good punch back on childs.
I agree that every NBA player would surive the hit, as would pretty much any human over the age of 5. But 99% of NBA players can't throw a punch to save their lives and couldn't counter worth a damn. Certain players like Patrick Beverly for example, certified black belt in ninjago, would knock Childs out immediately. Childs has awful form and leaves himself WIDE open for a counter but Kobe who is an inexperienced fighter (no shame in that) obviously wasn't expecting to get hit and therefore isn't ready to hit back. If Kobe had been ready then I think the punch even remotely phases him (it was a terrible punch)

russwest0
03-28-2014, 01:00 AM
LeBron would have flopped to the ground and cried to the media :oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol: :lol :lol :lol :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm

DonDadda59
03-28-2014, 01:03 AM
Lol it's not called training "UFC", there's different fighting styles..it's either you train Brazilian Jui Jitsu , Kickboxing, wrestling, Muay Thai, sambo, boxing etc.. And Child's barely connected those shots, he punches like a girl.

The funny thing is the OP cut the gif off and didn't show the end where Bean 'retaliates'

http://far-left.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/kobepunched.gif

Chris Childs is prime Mike Tyson compared to that :lol

Vienceslav
03-28-2014, 01:06 AM
Wouldn't this be a 100 game suspension and a flop halfway across the court these days?

Killbot
03-28-2014, 01:26 AM
I was hoping it would be this punch:
http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090610211959/ssb/images/c/c7/Falcon_Punch.png

Angel Face
03-28-2014, 01:42 AM
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwvmunNzox1qjkukyo1_500.gif

as someone that trains ufc i'll tell you right now the number is in the single digits. this is the grittiest moment i seen in my decades of following this sport, kobe takes a flush winded up powershot to the throat and barely even flinches, dont even buckle. most players would have legit dropped dead, bran wouldn't even had to flop cause he be unconscious .

I didn't know that someone can train UFC.

Anyway, Chris Childs has an ugly punching form. Would KTFO Lebron though.

LongLiveTheKing
03-28-2014, 01:44 AM
Every single player in the NBA, Kobe shows no toughness here :lol
Players like Bron and D-Wade wouldn't even have moved from that shitty punch

zoom17
03-28-2014, 01:46 AM
I didn't know that someone can train UFC.

Anyway, Chris Childs has an ugly punching form. Would KTFO Lebron thought.

fail

D.J.
03-28-2014, 01:46 AM
Most NBA players can't fight for shit anyway. When you grow up being a foot taller than the other kids, you never need to fight. Not exactly a killer 1-2 combo from Childs and Kobe didn't exactly respond with anything special.

Angel Face
03-28-2014, 01:47 AM
Every single player in the NBA, Kobe shows no toughness here :lol
Players like Bron and D-Wade wouldn't even have moved from that shitty punch

http://www.menudobol.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Dwayne-Wade-Flopping-415x309.jpg

Keno
03-28-2014, 01:48 AM
no other superstar would let a d-league scrub punch him up like that. this situation is the reason why kobe isn't in my top eleven.

Angel Face
03-28-2014, 01:48 AM
fail

Thank you for noticing, edited it for you. Sometimes the little things get unnoticed.

bballnoob1192
03-28-2014, 02:02 AM
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwvmunNzox1qjkukyo1_500.gif

as someone that trains ufc i'll tell you right now the number is in the single digits. this is the grittiest moment i seen in my decades of following this sport, kobe takes a flush winded up powershot to the throat and barely even flinches, dont even buckle. most players would have legit dropped dead, bran wouldn't even had to flop cause he be unconscious .
worse thing about this punch was that the dude then backed away from kobe like a bitch. his teammates were not even holding him back or anything. he jsut sucker punches kobe then ran

Trollsmasher
03-28-2014, 02:07 AM
I doubt any player apart from Kobe would've even moved his head:lol

DonDadda59
03-28-2014, 02:08 AM
worse thing about this punch was that the dude then backed away from kobe like a bitch. his teammates were not even holding him back or anything. he jsut sucker punches kobe then ran

That's not what happened at all. It wasn't a sucker punch, Bean threw a weak ass elbow at Childs' chin. Chris responded with a two piece meal then artfully dodged as Bean threw an off balance noodle armed 'punch' that completely whiffed in response. He was still down to scrap after Bean regained his balance after making a fool of himself. You can see the real sequence in the gif I posted on the previous page. OP doctored the original.

plowking
03-28-2014, 02:17 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oO4Fnv_5VIc

Look at Michael here scratching Miller like a girl... lol.

DonDadda59
03-28-2014, 02:32 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oO4Fnv_5VIc

Look at Michael here scratching Miller like a girl... lol.

You do know your boy's got kids across the world 'LeBroning' right? :durantunimpressed:

Straight_Ballin
03-28-2014, 02:34 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oO4Fnv_5VIc

Look at Michael here scratching Miller like a girl... lol.

And gets a punch in after. Kobe and Bron would have just kept scratching .

russwest0
03-28-2014, 02:37 AM
Damn, Kobe is a warrior :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:

LongLiveTheKing
03-28-2014, 02:38 AM
Damn, Kobe is a warrior :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:
Exposed as a Kobe stan trying to be a KD stan :lol

sportjames23
03-28-2014, 02:39 AM
And gets a punch in after. Kobe and Bron would have just kept scratching .


Ether

BlazerRed
03-28-2014, 02:39 AM
I mean... yeah, LeBron would have flopped half way across the court if that happened to him. Kobe got straight punched in the neck and didn't flinch.

He's clearly a bad ass. Who would question that?

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Matt-Barnes-pass-in-kobe.gif
I love this GIF. Barnes just takes a step back after Kobe does nothing. You can tell he don't want none of that.

MavsSuperFan
03-28-2014, 02:47 AM
:oldlol:
you're right, lebron would have just dropped himself in an attempt to get sympathy from the refs.

jstern
03-28-2014, 03:32 PM
Lol it's not called training "UFC", there's different fighting styles..it's either you train Brazilian Jui Jitsu , Kickboxing, wrestling, Muay Thai, sambo, boxing etc.. And Child's barely connected those shots, he punches like a girl.

In Child's defense, I think he's holding back, not even aiming for the face, because it's in a game.


I mean... yeah, LeBron would have flopped half way across the court if that happened to him. Kobe got straight punched in the neck and didn't flinch.

He's clearly a bad ass. Who would question that?

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Matt-Barnes-pass-in-kobe.gif

People go crazy for this gif, but I always see it as Kobe to the side while Matt fake passes with Kobe not in the way. And that also makes the most logical sense, going by Kobe lack of reaction. Just wish there was a better angle.