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Theoo
04-02-2014, 08:33 PM
ok ish hoop let face to it ; alot poster are a fk** beta in these forum . dont not look as far as jamerfear he well not have a pussey in hes mouth for next 50 year . that why i have make these thred so that im alpa can teach you how to talk to a girls and make sex ot her . here i go to a chatrooms and have maney girl that want have sex with me . if your a beta read these and learn how have sex wit ha girls :

http://i.imgur.com/IoE4y7n.png

russwest0
04-02-2014, 08:39 PM
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

:applause: :applause: :applause:

JohnFreeman
04-02-2014, 08:42 PM
"im not like jameerfear"
:roll:

DonDadda59
04-02-2014, 08:58 PM
http://data2.whicdn.com/images/46076178/thumb.jpg

:bowdown:

Mr. Jabbar
04-02-2014, 09:08 PM
lmao!

theoo is so borat, id fkn pay to see him post more often

Bandito
04-02-2014, 09:12 PM
This was so awesome:lol

tmacattack33
04-02-2014, 10:57 PM
:roll:

More screencaps bro, this has potential

NoGunzJustSkillz
04-02-2014, 11:13 PM
would have been funnier if they actually responded.

Lonely_Sandberg
04-03-2014, 03:25 AM
Did you know that checkers was the key to a woman's heart? Especially when it's her first time.

East_Stone_Ya
04-03-2014, 05:02 AM
LOL

JebronLames
04-03-2014, 05:10 AM
What chat room is this?

pauk
04-03-2014, 05:22 AM
LOL

ForeverHeat
04-03-2014, 05:41 AM
THEOO!!

:bowdown: :bowdown:

JEFFERSON MONEY
04-03-2014, 05:42 AM
Holy fuuuck i'm a total sukka for these kinda things.

Remember Napoleon Dynamite? "I luv the way your sandy blodne hair.

floats in the air.

to me you're like a lullaby.

i'm flying high. oh so high"

Theo just topped that. Effortlessly.

ILLsmak
04-03-2014, 05:49 AM
What chat room is this?

yea wtf teens and preteens...

Best chat prog is camfrog cuz you got all of the asian people dressed up as women on there. Shit's classic.

-Smak

BlazerRed
04-03-2014, 05:49 AM
:lol

Random_Guy
04-03-2014, 06:21 AM
:bowdown:

VIntageNOvel
04-03-2014, 11:40 AM
theoo da goat :roll: :roll:

:bowdown: :bowdown:

and what make it funnier is actually real,
i mean theoo really tweeted his inspirational quote to stern before
so its not like those fake iphone message

imdaman99
04-03-2014, 12:00 PM
:lol I can't read these with a straight face :roll:

Theoo nonstop excitement <3

Denitron
04-03-2014, 12:03 PM
:lol :lol :lol

ImKobe
04-03-2014, 12:11 PM
Theoo got game no doubt

ArbitraryWater
04-03-2014, 12:12 PM
GOAT Thread... just another day for Theoo :bowdown:

ArbitraryWater
04-03-2014, 12:13 PM
theoo da goat :roll: :roll:

:bowdown: :bowdown:

and what make it funnier is actually real,
i mean theoo really tweeted his inspirational quote to stern before
so its not like those fake iphone message

He does a lot of that... you should go on his Twitter. Same exact dude... the stuff he tweets, to like LeBron for example, hilarious..

Theoo
04-03-2014, 12:16 PM
thnx guys i hope i put some inspirition to ish so that you well be able to get more womens in your bed . i think it to easy to get girls so i put myself to a challenge to get a girl as black minority . and i well tell oyu the struggels of a black man are true these a VERY offensive chats if your black im sry you have to read these but i still almost get to her have sex with me :
http://i.imgur.com/ACflKr2.png


What chat room is this?

http://chat.parachat.com/chat/login.html

Milbuck
04-03-2014, 12:23 PM
:oldlol: Theoo is the ****ing man

ArbitraryWater
04-03-2014, 12:34 PM
thnx guys i hope i put some inspirition to ish so that you well be able to get more womens in your bed . i think it to easy to get girls so i put myself to a challenge to get a girl as black minority . and i well tell oyu the struggels of a black man are true these a VERY offensive chats if your black im sry you have to read these but i still almost get to her have sex with me :
http://i.imgur.com/ACflKr2.png



http://chat.parachat.com/chat/login.html

Theoo :bowdown: BE A MOD! NO!

BECOME OWNER OF THE SITE!!! Like Jabbar said, people would pay to see you post :bowdown:

ForeverHeat
04-03-2014, 12:41 PM
thnx guys i hope i put some inspirition to ish so that you well be able to get more womens in your bed . i think it to easy to get girls so i put myself to a challenge to get a girl as black minority . and i well tell oyu the struggels of a black man are true these a VERY offensive chats if your black im sry you have to read these but i still almost get to her have sex with me :
http://i.imgur.com/ACflKr2.png



http://chat.parachat.com/chat/login.html

Theoo is a fckin beast :roll:

Euroleague
04-03-2014, 07:22 PM
thnx guys i hope i put some inspirition to ish so that you well be able to get more womens in your bed . i think it to easy to get girls so i put myself to a challenge to get a girl as black minority . and i well tell oyu the struggels of a black man are true these a VERY offensive chats if your black im sry you have to read these but i still almost get to her have sex with me :
http://i.imgur.com/ACflKr2.png



http://chat.parachat.com/chat/login.html

If you try to log on there and send a message to user kingtheoo or theoo it says, "this user has been banned for violating our terms of service".

:confusedshrug:

Smook A.
04-03-2014, 07:36 PM
POST MORE!!!!! :oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol:

Made me crack up!

MrC1991
04-03-2014, 07:42 PM
LMAO Theoo is a goon. Keep em coming homie. ALPHA AS FVCK

Theoo
04-04-2014, 07:58 AM
YES !!! I HAVED SEX!!! FK** TO THE DOUBTERS MAN haved sex as black minority jamerfear take notes

http://i.imgur.com/rPbitw0.png


If you try to log on there and send a message to user kingtheoo or theoo it says, "this user has been banned for violating our terms of service".

:confusedshrug:
wierd

http://i.imgur.com/U22DMQv.png
ok jamerfear fk** that pussey dont not dissapoint me

ArbitraryWater
04-04-2014, 08:39 AM
YES !!! I HAVED SEX!!! FK** TO THE DOUBTERS MAN haved sex as black minority jamerfear take notes

http://i.imgur.com/rPbitw0.png


wierd

http://i.imgur.com/U22DMQv.png
ok jamerfear fk** that pussey dont not dissapoint me


http://www.landingstanding.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/3.-Like-A-Boss.gif

El Gato Negro
04-04-2014, 09:52 AM
First thread worth reading on ish in a long time.:cheers:

VIntageNOvel
04-04-2014, 11:35 AM
YES !!! I HAVED SEX!!! FK** TO THE DOUBTERS MAN haved sex as black minority jamerfear take notes

http://i.imgur.com/rPbitw0.png


wierd

http://i.imgur.com/U22DMQv.png
ok jamerfear fk** that pussey dont not dissapoint me

also a GOAT wingman :bowdown: ,
jameer better doesnt disappoint:pimp:

Theoo
04-04-2014, 11:39 AM
ya jamerfear what a fk ** ?? why you have not report to ssex thred ? i sware to god you better not be cuddling

ForeverHeat
04-04-2014, 12:12 PM
ya jamerfear what a fk ** ?? why you have not report to ssex thred ? i sware to god you better not be cuddling

Give up on Jameer, hes not worthy of your teachings Theoo.

oarabbus
04-04-2014, 02:01 PM
:roll:

Theoo
04-05-2014, 04:36 PM
Give up on Jameer, hes not worthy of your teachings Theoo.
ya fk** to you jameer i thought you well have sex with these girl ? what a fk** ?? and oh men i dint go that well but take some note ish i was very alpa today then im gone to the club tonight

http://i.imgur.com/vZA5KhJ.png

Railgun
04-05-2014, 04:39 PM
Reporting in. Had sex with Avanna just now.

Theoo
04-05-2014, 04:43 PM
Reporting in. Had sex with Avanna just now.
YES that what i talk about !! :bowdown: :banana: :bowdown: what do her vagine felt like

Railgun
04-05-2014, 05:03 PM
YES that what i talk about !! :bowdown: :banana: :bowdown: what do her vagine felt like
Like a... leather pocket.

Theoo
04-27-2014, 03:25 PM
A TWISTS!! to help talk to a girls you got sometime put yourself to there shoes and learn a move fro mother alpa male . here you can see just how easy forr a girl to get a boyfreinds :

http://i.imgur.com/RBcorPf.png

DonDadda59
04-27-2014, 03:39 PM
A TWISTS!! to help talk to a girls you got sometime put yourself to there shoes and learn a move fro mother alpa male . here you can see just how easy forr a girl to get a boyfreinds :

http://i.imgur.com/RBcorPf.png

You done changed the game, pimp (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCmZ7MpJuQ4) :eek: :cry: :bowdown:

MavsSuperFan
04-27-2014, 03:43 PM
A TWISTS!! to help talk to a girls you got sometime put yourself to there shoes and learn a move fro mother alpa male . here you can see just how easy forr a girl to get a boyfreinds :

http://i.imgur.com/RBcorPf.png
:lol :oldlol: :lol
Theoo Teaching the woman how to get men:bowdown: :applause:

ForeverHeat
04-27-2014, 06:25 PM
Oh shit Theoo is taking the game to a new level :oldlol: :eek:

:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:

Denitron
04-28-2014, 07:03 AM
:applause:

ArbitraryWater
04-28-2014, 10:22 AM
ya fk** to you jameer i thought you well have sex with these girl ? what a fk** ?? and oh men i dint go that well but take some note ish i was very alpa today then im gone to the club tonight

http://i.imgur.com/vZA5KhJ.png



:roll: :roll: :roll:

ArbitraryWater
04-28-2014, 10:24 AM
A TWISTS!! to help talk to a girls you got sometime put yourself to there shoes and learn a move fro mother alpa male . here you can see just how easy forr a girl to get a boyfreinds :

http://i.imgur.com/RBcorPf.png

theoo i think i love you :bowdown: i dont care how beta that is

imdaman99
04-28-2014, 12:17 PM
When he talks dirty, he gets both women and men.

Theoo, the most interesting man on ISH :bowdown:

KyleKong
04-28-2014, 01:04 PM
Thank you Based Theoo.

Done_And_Done
04-28-2014, 01:38 PM
"Now kiss lesbian and stroke to her vagine"

:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:

Alpha personified right there...

Done_And_Done
04-28-2014, 01:40 PM
LOLOL @ I want to jerk your dick while you hang on the basket...

Dead lolololol...

ArbitraryWater
04-28-2014, 02:09 PM
theorita :oldlol:

Derka
04-28-2014, 02:34 PM
Oh shit.

I really can't be browsing this shit at work. I'm dying here.

:oldlol: :oldlol:

ArbitraryWater
04-28-2014, 02:41 PM
Oh shit.

I really can't be browsing this shit at work. I'm dying here.

:oldlol: :oldlol:

the problem i always have with ish when some funny ass gifs or shit like that pop up :oldlol:

Done_And_Done
04-28-2014, 05:17 PM
Weak, tries too hard to the point it becomes unfunny. Step your game up .

The f*uck outta here Starks. 80 posts deep and you've already earned your way onto everyone's shit list. Get bukkaked kid...

Done_And_Done
04-28-2014, 06:16 PM
I'll face wash you kid. Infiltrate your cranium like Reggie in game 4. Make you second guess everything you've ever believed in. Take a mandingo pipe up your flaming poop chute. You have no business around these parts.

Theoo
05-16-2014, 09:42 PM
I'll face wash you kid. Infiltrate your cranium like Reggie in game 4. Make you second guess everything you've ever believed in. Take a mandingo pipe up your flaming poop chute. You have no business around these parts.
:roll: :roll: thnx guys i think ish hhoop have learn very much to these thred . here theorita try to send a sexy pictur to beta man . here how you will NOT react to sexy pictur when girl want send to you one . here you see beta man very confuse what to do when sexy girl want send him pictur and he choke and didnt not get any pictur

http://i.imgur.com/9u9ALKw.png
http://i.imgur.com/7OM5KNa.png
http://i.imgur.com/Y752tYt.png

Proctor
05-17-2014, 02:20 AM
I can't ever not laugh at "vagine" or "happey" :roll:

Done_And_Done
05-17-2014, 02:28 AM
HAHAHAHA!!!!!

Legend!

stalkerforlife
05-17-2014, 02:31 AM
Epic.

Denitron
05-17-2014, 06:12 AM
:lol :lol :lol

We are not worthy :bowdown:

Rondo
05-17-2014, 07:04 AM
Very nice vagine and boob. Fresh surgery :roll: :applause:

Theo's the GOAT :bowdown:

Theoo
05-17-2014, 07:22 AM
thnx :bowdown: :bowdown: ish hoop nr #1 and soon nr #1 alpa forum on internets

kNIOKAS
05-17-2014, 07:36 AM
thnx :bowdown: :bowdown: ish hoop nr #1 and soon nr #1 alpa forum on internets
You have facebook dawg?

Theoo
05-17-2014, 07:41 AM
You have facebook dawg?
:biggums:

kNIOKAS
05-17-2014, 08:01 AM
I only want to check him out.

Done_And_Done
05-17-2014, 02:32 PM
:biggums:

:lol