Can the Heat get any of these big men in the offseason?

[Fudge]

Greg Monroe
Pau Gasol
Dirk Nowitzki
Zach Randolph
Tim Duncan
Marcin Gortat

Go heat!!!! We da bess if we can pick one of these guys up.

[Brizzly]

They suck? can the Lakers get them?

[ImKobe]

Pau gonna coattail another top 10 great to more rings, IMO.

[Trollsmasher]

are they any good? can the heat get'em?

[ImKobe]

are they any good? can the heat get'em?

If the big 3 take 10 mil each, sure.

[red1]

Greg Monroe
Pau Gasol
Dirk Nowitzki
Zach Randolph
Tim Duncan
Marcin Gortat

Go heat!!!! We da bess if we can pick one of these guys up.
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[Fudge]

are they any good? can the heat get'em?
Hope so, man. Imagine this lineup going into next year.

Kyle Lowry
Healthy Wade
Prime LeBron Jame
Zach Randolph
Chris Bosh

:eek: :biggums:

[LeGOAT]

Lebron has claimed another victim. Haters dropping like flies. #shook

[Fudge]

Lebron has claimed another victim. Haters dropping like flies. #shook
You're the only one in here getting so sensitive, man. The fuqs wrong?

Answer my question or get the fuq outcheaaa, boy.

[LeGOAT]

You're the only one in here getting so sensitive, man. The fuqs wrong?

Answer my question or get the fuq outcheaaa, boy.
#teamshook

[red1]

You're the only one in here getting so sensitive, man. The fuqs wrong?

Answer my question or get the fuq outcheaaa, boy.
#humancockroach

[red1]

juss playin fudgey-boy :lol

[IncarceratedBob]

These are the contracts I see these guys getting:

Greg Monroe 4/60
Pau Gasol 2/15
Dirk Nowitzki 2/20
Zach Randolph 3/55
Tim Duncan 1/5
Marcin Gortat 4/20

So going by the numbers the Heat could afford Pau, Duncan, Dirk, or Gortat

Kyle Lowry | Mario Chalmers
Dwyane Wade | Nick Young
LeBron James | Trevor Ariza | James Jones
Chris Bosh | Pau Gasol
Marcin Gortat | Jordan Hill | Chris Andersen

[Fudge]

#wedabess

Forealtalkdoe, anybody else think we have a chance at Duncan? Taking into account the '13 Finals **** up and all, he'd be in the best position to win his 5th ring with Miami. Perfect fit alongside Bosh. Can take days off whenever he needs to, HOF coach in Spo, LeBron, etc.

[IncarceratedBob]

#wedabess

Forealtalkdoe, anybody else think we have a chance at Duncan? Taking into account the '13 Finals **** up and all, he'd be in the best position to win his 5th ring with Miami. Perfect fit alongside Bosh. Can take days off whenever he needs to, HOF coach in Spo, LeBron, etc.
It's gonna take the Spurs losing to Miami in the Finals again this year. In the back of his head Duncan knows that the Spurs on their last legs and if he's serious about passing Kobe all time then he needs another ring. And being honest Duncan would be the 2nd best player on Miami.

[secund2nun]

If the big 3 take paycuts (which they would have to do to remain together) they could get some of them.

[secund2nun]

It's gonna take the Spurs losing to Miami in the Finals again this year. In the back of his head Duncan knows that the Spurs on their last legs and if he's serious about passing Kobe all time then he needs another ring. And being honest Duncan would be the 2nd best player on Miami.

Duncan is already far superior than Kobe, but Duncan coming to Miami would be awesome.

[Fudge]

Duncan is already far superior than Kobe, but Duncan coming to Miami would be awesome.
Agreed.

WORST case scenario is that we get Gortat. Still hope we can get Lowry too tho.

[IncarceratedBob]

Agreed.

WORST case scenario is that we get Gortat. Still hope we can get Lowry too tho.
Lowry is on the record saying that money means NOTHING to him, his dad is a wealthy industrialist who's current net worth is 700 million dollars and Kyle is due to inherit. Lowry wants to win and win now, he says he loves how Miami plays and how fun our locker room looks. It's clear he's coming.

[LongLiveTheKing]

Inb4
"Dangggg Fudge is trollin you guyz so hard lmao, y'all shook"

[Fudge]

Lowry is on the record saying that money means NOTHING to him, his dad is a wealthy industrialist who's current net worth is 700 million dollars and Kyle is due to inherit. Lowry wants to win and win now, he says he loves how Miami plays and how fun our locker room looks. It's clear he's coming.
Dude aint going NOWHERE in Toronto. Fact. Bunch of over achieving pricks.

He'll for sure be our starting PG, eat up all of Chalmers' minutes and maybe Coles, and another clutch player we have other than Ray. It's over.

Come home, Kyle.

[IncarceratedBob]

Dude aint going NOWHERE in Toronto. Fact. Bunch of over achieving pricks.

He'll for sure be our starting PG, eat up all of Chalmers' minutes and maybe Coles, and another clutch player we have other than Ray. It's over.

Come home, Kyle.
Truu. Plus Toronto is in CANADA for crying out loud, isn't that a 3rd world country or some shit? :oldlol: He's mos def gonna be a Heat.

On the Duncan front, you gotta realize that he's played in San Antonio his entire career, don't you think he wants to have some fun in South Beach? He divorced his bitch a while back so homie can live the good life with Bron & the boys. You KNOW that's gonna factor into his decision this summer.

[red1]

Dude aint going NOWHERE in Toronto. Fact. Bunch of over achieving pricks.

He'll for sure be our starting PG, eat up all of Chalmers' minutes and maybe Coles, and another clutch player we have other than Ray. It's over.

Come home, Kyle.
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[Budadiiii]

Fudge is the funniest poster of all time.

[Fudge]

Fudge the funniest poster of all time.
That's all you, b.

Missed you so much.

[Budadiiii]

That's all you, b.

Missed you so much.
You're on a different level. Your structure is perfect.

The little things like "Come home, Kyle" is what has me in awe. You're doing the little things. You're utilizing the comma and inserting relevant slang for the payoff. It's a joy to read, puddin'.

[Fudge]

You're on a different level. Your structure is perfect.

The little things like "Come home, Kyle" is what has me in awe. You're doing the little things. You're utilizing the comma and inserting relevant slang for the payoff. It's a joy to read, puddin'.
I see you as inspiration. I've been working on my wittiness because of you.

You're everything. You motivate me. Push me. There's nobody else I appreciate more than you, I put that on errthang.

One.

[Budadiiii]

I see you as inspiration. I've been working on my wittiness because of you.

You're everything. You motivate me. Push me. There's nobody else I appreciate more than you, I put that on errthang.

One.
:roll: :roll: :roll:

:applause:

You're the best on ISH. I admit it. You're the best. I'm very competitive but I'm also truthful. You're the king right now

[red1]

http://i.imgur.com/OnfL9vw.gif

[Fudge]

:roll: :roll: :roll:

:applause:

You're the best on ISH. I admit it. You're the best. I'm very competitive but I'm also truthful. You're the king right now
This passing of the torch right now resembles the way this nba season is going. You (as LeBron) crowning I (as KD) as...the best basketball player in the world. Feels amazing.

Xoxo, bro.

[Fudge]

Serious questions: Are you a Heat fan?
Since 2006.


Are any of your threads what you actually feel?
Are any of your threads supposed to be funny?
Yes and no.

:biggums:

Drop the crackpipe

Good vibes in this thread only.

[sammichoffate]

Truu. Plus Toronto is in CANADA for crying out loud, isn't that a 3rd world country or some shit? :oldlol: He's mos def gonna be a Heat.

On the Duncan front, you gotta realize that he's played in San Antonio his entire career, don't you think he wants to have some fun in South Beach? He divorced his bitch a while back so homie can live the good life with Bron & the boys. You KNOW that's gonna factor into his decision this summer.#humanfeces :facepalm

[Trollsmasher]

fudg/budadii circlejerk:facepalm

[ForeverHeat]

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Perfect. :roll: :roll: :roll:

[Solefade]

Fudge, why would you ever team up with budadi? you think having this guy in your corner is a good thing? you sick fvck :lol

[Fudge]

Fudge, why would you ever team up with budadi? you think having this guy in your corner is a good thing? you sick fvck :lol
Kobe and Shaq
Durant and Westbrook
Jordan and Pippen
Malone and Stockton
Bosh and Wade
Fudge and Budadiii

[ForeverHeat]

Kobe and Shaq
Durant and Westbrook
Jordan and Pippen
Malone and Stockton
Bosh and Wade
Fudge and Budadiii

More like

Jr and Chris
Kobe and Consensual
Durant and First
Knicks and Basketball

[Fudge]

More like

Jr and Chris
Kobe and Consensual
Durant and First
Knicks and Basketball
ForeverHeat and Jealousy

:lol

You jelly, bro?

[ForeverHeat]

ForeverHeat and Jealousy

:lol

You jelly, bro?

Of what? Budadii's dick massaging your tonsils? Nah.

[Legends66NBA7]

Doesn't Fudge hate Kyle ?

[Budadiiii]

More like

Jr and Chris
Kobe and Consensual
Durant and First
Knicks and Basketball
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[Fudge]

Of what? Budadii's dick massaging your tonsils? Nah.
Yeah, you are. Look at your face. You're hella jellz.

It's cool, bro. Not everybody has a significant other on an internet message board, like I.

Sucks to be you.

:oldlol:

[Fudge]

Doesn't Fudge hate Kyle ?
He a chubby bitch, but he pre good. Not elite or an Allstar, but good.

Still don't like him.

[Solefade]

Yeah, you are. Look at your face. You're hella jellz.

It's cool, bro. Not everybody has a significant other on an internet message board, like I.

Sucks to be you.

:oldlol:


you a fggt fudge but at least you're funny :oldlol:

[Thunderfan86]

I'm kinda jealous.....I wish I had an online buddy to play grab ass with from time to time. :(