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MadeFromDust
04-08-2014, 04:38 AM
Who would win and why?

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LJJ
04-08-2014, 04:42 AM
A gorilla would rip Brock in two pieces in about 5 seconds. Their strength is incomprehensible for a human, it would feel like fighting an industrial robot or something.

KyleKong
04-08-2014, 04:46 AM
I would win.

The-Legend-24
04-08-2014, 04:47 AM
Brock, easy.

F5 the shit out of it, and it's over.

JohnFreeman
04-08-2014, 04:47 AM
They are both f4ggots

Nick Young
04-08-2014, 05:07 AM
gorilla wins in 5 seconds.

jcsrplumply
04-08-2014, 05:13 AM
Who ended Undertaker's streak?

Exactly.

tgan3
04-08-2014, 05:20 AM
10 brock lesnar vs 1 gorilla then its a fight, still i give 70% odds of winning to the gorilla.:lol

Done_And_Done
04-08-2014, 05:27 AM
Who ended Undertaker's streak?

Exactly.

Add a prime Undertaker with Paul Bearer in his corner and you've got a serious triple threat match on your hands...

jcsrplumply
04-08-2014, 05:35 AM
Add a prime Undertaker with Paul Bearer in his corner and you've got a serious triple threat match on your hands...
Still, Lesnar wins this fight.
I mean come on, you are talking about the baddest man on the planet.
One F5 would knockout the Gorilla and you and I both know that The Undertaker even in his prime is no match against Brock.
Brock Lesnar >>>>>>>>> Undertaker >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Silverback Gorilla

Done_And_Done
04-08-2014, 05:50 AM
Still, Lesnar wins this fight.
I mean come on, you are talking about the baddest man on the planet.
One F5 would knockout the Gorilla and you and I both know that The Undertaker even in his prime is no match against Brock.
Brock Lesnar >>>>>>>>> Undertaker >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Silverback Gorilla

I dunno man. I mean I see and hear your argument, but every time Paul Bearer lifted the urn to the sky, it triggered an uncanny strength in Taker that is unmatched by any wrestler before and after his time.

One thing I can say for certain is it would be a slobberknocker of a match...

Angel Face
04-08-2014, 05:57 AM
Lesnar would get mauled... So what if he trained MMA and WWE is as fake as most American Hollywood titties. This guy is a scrub in the UFC, he was lucky he was matched against an old Randy Couture. He was the most unskilled champion in UFC history. Look at how Cain and Overeem wrecked this guy with ease.

jcsrplumply
04-08-2014, 07:51 AM
I dunno man. I mean I see and hear your argument, but every time Paul Bearer lifted the urn to the sky, it triggered an uncanny strength in Taker that is unmatched by any wrestler before and after his time.

One thing I can say for certain is it would be a slobberknocker of a match...
Oh, I didn't see the Paul Bearer part at first. Yeah I can understand your point of view now.

Denitron
04-08-2014, 08:19 AM
Who ended Undertaker's streak?

Exactly.

:bowdown:

Meticode
04-08-2014, 09:09 AM
Aren't gorillas estimated to have at least 5 times the strength of an average man? And I think the main reason if I remember correctly is because they have less muscle control. Which means that when their brain sends singles to fire muscles, it fires a larger group of them in a specific area, therefore causing a much bigger contraction of force which we see as strength.

But there's plenty of videos on the internet of gorillas breaking down banana or papaya trees.

Meticode
04-08-2014, 09:09 AM
Who ended Undertaker's streak?

Exactly.
The scripting ended it...

cos88
04-08-2014, 09:14 AM
when a gorilla will be ncaa champion, wwe champion and ufc champion i will pick it, meawhile give me the real beast, baaarack lesnar

CelticBaller
04-08-2014, 09:22 AM
F5 from a tree and the gorilla is dead

Marlo_Stanfield
04-08-2014, 09:30 AM
Brock with ease.
fck you for ending takers streak doe, assmaster:facepalm :facepalm
Wrestling is officially dead now:coleman:

cos88
04-08-2014, 09:32 AM
F5 from a tree and the gorilla is dead

or this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6k1LxVogkQ

OhNoTimNoSho
04-08-2014, 11:41 AM
Aren't gorillas estimated to have at least 5 times the strength of an average man? And I think the main reason if I remember correctly is because they have less muscle control. Which means that when their brain sends singles to fire muscles, it fires a larger group of them in a specific area, therefore causing a much bigger contraction of force which we see as strength.

But there's plenty of videos on the internet of gorillas breaking down banana or papaya trees.
You do not remember correctly, animals have better muscle control not less muscle control. When a powerlifter trains hes training his muscle recruitment, which is basically coordinating your muscles to fire at the same time. An animal's natural ability to recruit muscles is much higher than a human because they rely on their muscles daily. Its no different than coordination and reflexes, the coordination is just on a muscular level.

I don't know why im posting in this retarded ass thread anyway. The gorilla would kill 30 brock lesnars before breaking a sweat. They weigh 400-500 lbs, are covered in armor, and have 6 inch fangs.

Blue&Orange
04-08-2014, 12:37 PM
Add a prime Undertaker with Paul Bearer in his corner and you've got a serious triple threat match on your hands...
so there was a time where he could FAKE better? :roll:

Batz
04-08-2014, 03:25 PM
so there was a time where he could FAKE better? :roll:
Yeah actually. :oldlol:

Meticode
04-08-2014, 03:32 PM
You do not remember correctly, animals have better muscle control not less muscle control. When a powerlifter trains hes training his muscle recruitment, which is basically coordinating your muscles to fire at the same time. An animal's natural ability to recruit muscles is much higher than a human because they rely on their muscles daily. Its no different than coordination and reflexes, the coordination is just on a muscular level.

I don't know why im posting in this retarded ass thread anyway. The gorilla would kill 30 brock lesnars before breaking a sweat. They weigh 400-500 lbs, are covered in armor, and have 6 inch fangs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w98mem4FVQ0

You totally misunderstood what I posted.

Meticode
04-08-2014, 03:39 PM
Is Paul Heyman in Brock's corner?
Why don't you know the answer to this question, you were there.

Patrick Chewing
04-08-2014, 03:44 PM
Gorilla's don't know how to fight though.


Pretty sure you put that gorilla in a rear naked choke and he's tapping out like a mofo.

PullupJay
04-08-2014, 03:45 PM
It depends on the stipulations, if it's no DQ then hands down Brock wins.

If it's pins fall anywhere, the gorilla wins.

AlphaWolf24
04-08-2014, 05:41 PM
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oarabbus
04-08-2014, 05:53 PM
Gorilla's don't know how to fight though.


Pretty sure you put that gorilla in a rear naked choke and he's tapping out like a mofo.


:roll: gonna assume this guy is trolling as usual

IF the gorilla so chose, Lesnar would be missing limbs within a minute. The gorilla fighting Lesnar would literally be like Lesnar fighting a skinny 15 year old boy.

9erempiree
04-08-2014, 05:58 PM
:roll: gonna assume this guy is trolling as usual

IF the gorilla so chose, Lesnar would be missing limbs within a minute. The gorilla fighting Lesnar would literally be like Lesnar fighting a skinny 15 year old boy.

...but...but with training and elite wrestling skills, one can surely win.

I am referencing your Rousey vs. Mayweather argument.

TheReal Kendall
04-08-2014, 05:58 PM
http://i43.tinypic.com/2gucv7r.gif

:roll: Why didn't anybody try to help him?

CelticBaller
04-08-2014, 06:02 PM
A gorilla couldn't break undertaker's streak, so how could he beat lesnar?

damn people here are stupid af lmao

MadeFromDust
04-08-2014, 06:18 PM
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He would've been seriously harmed if Brock did that. And it would be just as easy for him too

oarabbus
04-08-2014, 06:20 PM
A gorilla couldn't break undertaker's streak, so how could he beat lesnar?

damn people here are stupid af lmao


:oldlol:


He would've seriously harmed if Brock did that. And it would be just as easy for him too

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

You guys are too much

gigantes
04-08-2014, 07:53 PM
i think most healthy male apes (setting aside humans) could wreck lesnar... even a little bonobo chimp, for example. probably a lot of females could do the same.

same probably goes for several earlier forms of humans. many of them had much thicker skulls and much heavier builds.

a lot of MMA techniques and physical attacks just wouldn't faze them the same way they would a modern fighter. apes are functionally immune to many blows and could simply power out of many holds.

i think the only way for lesnar to beat an ape would be to study its personal / psychological weak points and then jump on that weakness like his life depended on it. then again, knowing it's brock lesnar... he'd probably be way too arrogant to go about it properly.

Patrick Chewing
04-08-2014, 08:26 PM
Nathan Jones is the only guy that can possibly give that gorilla a run for his money.


http://assets.adamriff.com/images/nathan_jones_4.jpg

The-Legend-24
04-08-2014, 08:33 PM
:oldlol:



:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

You guys are too much
You seriously think a gorilla could take out Brock? Brock is a fvcking beast this dude is fast for his size, he would dodge it's attacks get behind it, then deliver an F5 and end it.

gigantes
04-08-2014, 08:44 PM
You seriously think a gorilla could take out Brock? Brock is a fvcking beast this dude is fast for his size, he would dodge it's attacks get behind it, then deliver an F5 and end it.
cain velasquez destroyed brock in a REAL fight, and cain is much, much smaller, weaker and even slower than a healthy silverback.


granted, cain is a trained fighter. but that's still not as much of an edge as the ridiculous advantage in immunity, strength and speed that a gorilla enjoys.

CelticBaller
04-08-2014, 08:50 PM
cain velasquez destroyed brock in a REAL fight, and cain is much, much smaller, weaker and even slower than a healthy silverback.


granted, cain is a trained fighter. but that's still not as much of an edge as the ridiculous advantage in immunity, strength and speed that a gorilla enjoys.
shooting star press unto the gorillas skull and he's done :confusedshrug:

Jameerthefear
04-08-2014, 09:02 PM
cain velasquez destroyed brock in a REAL fight, and cain is much, much smaller, weaker and even slower than a healthy silverback.


granted, cain is a trained fighter. but that's still not as much of an edge as the ridiculous advantage in immunity, strength and speed that a gorilla enjoys.
they think wrestling is real, gigantes. useless arguing with them.

The-Legend-24
04-08-2014, 09:12 PM
cain velasquez destroyed brock in a REAL fight, and cain is much, much smaller, weaker and even slower than a healthy silverback.


granted, cain is a trained fighter. but that's still not as much of an edge as the ridiculous advantage in immunity, strength and speed that a gorilla enjoys.
Cain could also take it out. We're talking about a potential life and death situation. Brock could easily get it into an arm bar, break it's arm, pick it up and german suplex it to death. :confusedshrug:

TheMarkMadsen
04-08-2014, 09:20 PM
Nathan Jones is the only guy that can possibly give that gorilla a run for his money.


http://assets.adamriff.com/images/nathan_jones_4.jpg

Nathan Jones wouldn't stand a chance

Jones had A Train as his tag partner and still couldn't even beat The undertaker at wrestlemania..

Before Sunday there was 3 things certain in life..Death, Taxes & the steak.

Lesnar has shifted many people's world paradigm and have changed the way they see the world

Brock Lesnar is the ONE in 21-1, the ONE.

There have been many silverback gorillas in the world.. Notice the plural..

But there has only been ONE man to beat the streak. Singular not plural.. And that mans name is..

BARRRRAAAAACK LESSSSSSNAR

TheMarkMadsen
04-08-2014, 09:24 PM
Cain could also take it out. We're talking about a potential life and death situation. Brock could easily get it into an arm bar, break it's arm, pick it up and german suplex it to death. :confusedshrug:

Cain beat a Brock Lesnar who had rushed back from a life threatening injury. That's the only reason


Those UFC guys have prepped their whole lives to fight professinally, Brock hasn't..

Yet he still walked in and won the world title in his 3rd fight..ever

If Brock began training for UFC instead of going to the WWE ( where there was waaaay more money to be made) he would have absolutely destroyed anybody in his path for years and years

KingBeasley08
04-08-2014, 09:26 PM
Silverback would win without even trying. It's like Superman vs. Batman with nothing other than physical abilities allowed.

Angel Face
04-08-2014, 09:34 PM
Cain beat a Brock Lesnar who had rushed back from a life threatening injury. That's the only reason


Those UFC guys have prepped their whole lives to fight professinally, Brock hasn't..

Yet he still walked in and won the world title in his 3rd fight..ever

If Brock began training for UFC instead of going to the WWE ( where there was waaaay more money to be made) he would have absolutely destroyed anybody in his path for years and years

It was Overeem who beat him after coming from an injury. Nevertheless, with injury or not, Overeem will take him out with ease. He beat an aging Randy Couture to win the title which is an obvious publicity stunt to bring more money in the UFC. If he fought the likes of Cain early on, he will be back doing fake fights in WWE much sooner. He was also wrecked by no cardio Carwin although he won that fight, but it's due to Carwin's lack of cardio.

He is the most unskilled MMA champion ever. He's lucky he got injured when he's set to fight JDS. Imagine how JDS would wreck him and how much punishment he would receive from JDS. Could be much more worse than what Cain gave him.

TheMarkMadsen
04-08-2014, 09:39 PM
It was Overeem who beat him after coming from an injury. Nevertheless, with injury or not, Overeem will take him out with ease. He beat an aging Randy Couture to win the title which is an obvious publicity stunt to bring more money in the UFC. If he fought the likes of Cain early on, he will be back doing fake fights in WWE much sooner. He was also wrecked by no cardio Carwin although he won that fight, but it's due to Carwin's lack of cardio.

He is the most unskilled MMA champion ever. He's lucky he got injured when he's set to fight JDS. Imagine how JDS would wreck him and how much punishment he would receive from JDS. Could be much more worse than what Cain gave him.

"He is the most unskilled MMA champion ever"

You just made my point..

He won the title off of pure strength and natural skill.

Give Brock a lifetime of training like all these other guys.. They stand no chance..

Hell give a healthy Brock 2 full years to train.. He won't be touched

Jameerthefear
04-08-2014, 09:41 PM
"He is the most unskilled MMA champion ever"

You just made my point..

He won the title off of pure strength and natural skill.

Give Brock a lifetime of training like all these other guys.. They stand no chance..

Hell give a healthy Brock 2 full years to train.. He won't be touched
lol

Angel Face
04-08-2014, 09:43 PM
"He is the most unskilled MMA champion ever"

You just made my point..

He won the title off of pure strength and natural skill.

Give Brock a lifetime of training like all these other guys.. They stand no chance..

Hell give a healthy Brock 2 full years to train.. He won't be touched

It doesn't work like that. He's too old to learn fast and incorporate techniques. It takes lifetime to hone and perfect it. Take him back to where he's still 20 years old or younger and train him for MMA, then I'll agree, he'll be a good fighter.

Also, he won the title because he fought an old Randy. Feed him to prime Randy he won't last a round.

CelticBaller
04-08-2014, 09:46 PM
look what cesaro can do, just imagine lesnar
http://cdn.fansided.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/229/files/2014/03/cesaro.gif

TheMarkMadsen
04-08-2014, 09:56 PM
It doesn't work like that. He's too old to learn fast and incorporate techniques. It takes lifetime to hone and perfect it. Take him back to where he's still 20 years old or younger and train him for MMA, then I'll agree, he'll be a good fighter.

Also, he won the title because he fought an old Randy. Feed him to prime Randy he won't last a round.

He'd be the GOAT UFC fighter in that circumstance..

Brock's DEBUT fight was against UFC heavyweight champion.

Brock was clearly stronger than Mir, even took him down, Mir only won that fight due to experience..

Brock won his next UFC fight against Heath Hearing pretty decisively

Lesnar then beat Coutore for the title, who as much as you are trying to discredit, Coutore was the UFC champion at the time, and had earned that title and previously defended it..

Lesnar then faced Frank Mir again, (who had beat Lesnar last time) and absolutly destroyed him..

Lesnar was then scheduled to face Shane Carwin, but Lesnar had to pull out due to an illness.. and illness than nearly took Brock's life..


When Carwin and Lesnar finally met, Lesnar looked noticeably different.. Carwin whooped Lesnar's ass for the first round, Lesnar took EVERYTHING CARWIN could give him.. Lesnar still won

Lesnar was then scheduled to face Cain which he lost..

He faced Cain after the illness and had rushed back too early.

And please dude.. LOL @ Lesnar beating Carwin due to a lack of cardio by Carwin... Carwin literally punched Lesnar in the face probably 20-30 times while Lesnar was on the ground and he still couldn't putt Lesnar away..


Lesnar's first loss was due to a lack of experience, which he proved by dominating the same guy in their next fight, his other losses all came after his illness, in which he just wasn't the same Brock Lesnar physically..

and all this came 4 years after leaving wrestling...4 years of not being active...

if he were to get a lifetime of training and begin from an early age such as these other UFC guys, Lesnar would be the GOAT UFC champion imo

TheMarkMadsen
04-08-2014, 10:01 PM
look what cesaro can do, just imagine lesnar
http://cdn.fansided.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/229/files/2014/03/cesaro.gif


The King of Swing

:applause:

Jameerthefear
04-08-2014, 10:03 PM
it's easy to say if lesnar dedicated his time to mostly fighting he wouldn't have the same amount of strength. madsden might be retarded no joke lol

TheMarkMadsen
04-08-2014, 10:07 PM
it's easy to say if lesnar dedicated his time to mostly fighting he wouldn't have the same amount of strength. madsden might be retarded no joke lol

Please explain that 'logic'..

here is high-school Brock Lesnar who had been dedicating himself to amateur wrestling..

http://cdn3.sbnation.com/imported_assets/396858/brock-lesnar-12.jpg

The-Legend-24
04-08-2014, 10:15 PM
http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/ep_trending/public/video/thumb/2013/07/bock_shark_promo_USE.jpg

This dude hit a shark with an F5. :bowdown:

That gorilla is dead.

TheMarkMadsen
04-08-2014, 10:26 PM
silverback so overrated, little to no mma training. brock lesnar is the beast incarnate. he beat the undertaker. how the **** can you kill a guy thats already dead? :biggums:

I think we are under estimating the man who orchestrated the plan to beat the streak..

http://i.imgur.com/1XED8.gif

jcsrplumply
04-08-2014, 10:30 PM
I would take a goose over both of them


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Scared of a goose? :oldlol:
This Silverback Gorilla you guys are talking about never made it professionally, so there should never be a discussion between the two.
If it was given the chance before to beat the streak , The Silverback Gorilla wouldn't even touch The Undertaker.

TheMarkMadsen
04-08-2014, 10:36 PM
lmao i didn't even notice the guy waving his hands

9erempiree
04-08-2014, 11:16 PM
If we are going to find a human to fight a gorilla it wouldn't be Lesnar. I don't think any MMA training would affect the gorilla.

You have to come at the gorilla with strength vs strength.

I would nominate the World's Strongest Man winner and that would be an American by the name of Brian Shaw. You can look him up and google and YT him. He has done pretty amazing stuff.

He is the only guy I know of that can match a gorilla strength for strength. He may actually grab the gorilla and be able to slam him.

He would win the fight but it wouldn't be a fight to the death because a man cannot kill a gorilla with his bare hands. He would win because the gorilla will run. Gorillas are a beast but they also sense fear. They don't go around fighting. Their first instincts would be to run.

By running, the human would be the last man standing and win due to that.

A gorilla is strong but because it can tear down a tree does not mean it can lift or carry thousands of pounds like Brian Shaw.

gigantes
04-08-2014, 11:27 PM
they think wrestling is real, gigantes. useless arguing with them.
ah, okay.

but, hey-- real wrestling is indeed very real . most of the weight champs, from cain to bones on down, are former college wrestlers.

wrestling is no joke, and is arguably the current and future base of MMA.

but 'pro'-wrestling and fake wrestling? haha, well... there is a special place in the burning pits of hell for people who take that shit seriously. they have my complete sympathy, in any case. :S

gigantes
04-08-2014, 11:30 PM
If we are going to find a human to fight a gorilla it wouldn't be Lesnar. I don't think any MMA training would affect the gorilla.

You have to come at the gorilla with strength vs strength.

I would nominate the World's Strongest Man winner and that would be an American by the name of Brian Shaw. You can look him up and google and YT him. He has done pretty amazing stuff.

He is the only guy I know of that can match a gorilla strength for strength. He may actually grab the gorilla and be able to slam him.

He would win the fight but it wouldn't be a fight to the death because a man cannot kill a gorilla with his bare hands. He would win because the gorilla will run. Gorillas are a beast but they also sense fear. They don't go around fighting. Their first instincts would be to run.

By running, the human would be the last man standing and win due to that.

A gorilla is strong but because it can tear down a tree does not mean it can lift or carry thousands of pounds like Brian Shaw.
there is also a special place in the burning pits of hell for obnoxious morons lacking every single clue to one day discover reality.

no offense, 9-referee, just saying. :cheers:

TheMarkMadsen
04-08-2014, 11:38 PM
ah, okay.

but, hey-- real wrestling is indeed very real . most of the weight champs, from cain to bones on down, are former college wrestlers.

wrestling is no joke, and is arguably the current and future base of MMA.

but 'pro'-wrestling and fake wrestling? haha, well... there is a special place in the burning pits of hell for people who take that shit seriously. they have my complete sympathy, in any case. :S

yeah bro, you should get your entertainment from real shit like tv, movies & books.

anybody who doesn't just isn't as mature and intelligent as you and I

you have to be a special kind of arrogant and a special kind of ignorant if you really believe wrestling fans don't know what's going on..

it'd be like walking into a movie theater and breaking the news to everybody that batman isn't real and it's just Christopher Nolan in a rubber suit

KingBeasley08
04-08-2014, 11:47 PM
yeah bro, you should get your entertainment from real shit like tv, movies & books.

anybody who doesn't just isn't as mature and intelligent as you and I

you have to be a special kind of arrogant and a special kind of ignorant if you really believe wrestling fans don't know what's going on..

it'd be like walking into a movie theater and breaking the news to everybody that batman isn't real and it's just Christopher Nolan in a rubber suit
And everyone would think you're a retard cause Christian Bale's in the suit

gigantes
04-08-2014, 11:50 PM
yeah bro, you should get your entertainment from real shit like tv, movies & books.

anybody who doesn't just isn't as mature and intelligent as you and I

you have to be a special kind of arrogant and a special kind of ignorant if you really believe wrestling fans don't know what's going on..

it'd be like walking into a movie theater and breaking the news to everybody that batman isn't real and it's just Christopher Nolan in a rubber suit
hmm... was there any particular point you were trying to make, bro, other than waving your frilly rump in the air upon the fact that you're a f-cking idiot who understands nothing about the realities of nature, fighting, or real wrestling...?

be truthful, now.

TheMarkMadsen
04-08-2014, 11:50 PM
And everyone would think you're a retard cause Christian Bale's in the suit


SWERVE!!

that's when Christopher Nolan comes out and..

http://teamhellions.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/itwasmeaustin.png

TheMarkMadsen
04-08-2014, 11:53 PM
hmm... was there any particular point you were trying to make, bro, other than waving your frilly rump in the air upon the fact that you're a f-cking idiot who understands nothing about the realities of nature, fighting, or real wrestling...?

be truthful, now.

my post had nothing to do about nature, fighting or amateur wrestling..

just that whoever judges somebody based on a television program they watch is a pretentious douche bag

Jameerthefear
04-08-2014, 11:56 PM
my post had nothing to do about nature, fighting or amateur wrestling..

just that whoever judges somebody based on a television program they watch is a pretentious douche bag
that last sentence :rolleyes:

TheMarkMadsen
04-08-2014, 11:58 PM
that last sentence :rolleyes:


if you didn't spam that anime stuff every chance you get nobody would give you shit for it

you literally had "would bukakke (some anime character)" as your tag line.. you're asking for it..

gigantes
04-09-2014, 12:35 AM
my post had nothing to do about nature, fighting or amateur wrestling..

just that whoever judges somebody based on a television program they watch is a pretentious douche bag
okay, let's say i was being mean and rude and a real asshole who didn't respect your POV. could be true.

anyway, i've studied animals most of life and MMA, close to ten years or so. so i have strong opinions, you know.

MadeFromDust
04-09-2014, 01:36 AM
Nathan Jones wouldn't stand a chance

Jones had A Train as his tag partner and still couldn't even beat The undertaker at wrestlemania..

Before Sunday there was 3 things certain in life..Death, Taxes & the steak.

Lesnar has shifted many people's world paradigm and have changed the way they see the world

Brock Lesnar is the ONE in 21-1, the ONE.

There have been many silverback gorillas in the world.. Notice the plural..

But there has only been ONE man to beat the streak. Singular not plural.. And that mans name is..

BARRRRAAAAACK LESSSSSSNAR
OK Mr Heyman :oldlol:

TheMarkMadsen
04-09-2014, 01:50 AM
okay, let's say i was being mean and rude and a real asshole who didn't respect your POV. could be true.

anyway, i've studied animals most of life and MMA, close to ten years or so. so i have strong opinions, you know.

uh, okay?

I never said anything about MMA or animals that was directed towards you. I responded to your comment which was your response to Jameer's comment in which he claimed that wrestling fans in this thread think pro wrestling is "real"

which if your really believe that.. :confusedshrug:

then you went off on some tangent about how..
there is a special place in the burning pits of hell for people who take that shit seriously.

A little harsh and a little ironic that you would mock somebody for 'believing' in something that is 'fake' by condemning them to...hell..

zoom17
04-09-2014, 11:07 AM
Please tell me the people who are picking brock are joking.

cos88
04-09-2014, 11:13 AM
Please tell me the people who are picking brock are joking.

sure many are joking but also some probably think that not knowing what a silverback gorilla can do.

anyway if i had to pick any human being that lives on this planet prime brock lesnar would be my pick tbh. :confusedshrug:

Angel Face
04-09-2014, 11:18 AM
Okay, my 1st take here is Lesnar will have no chance of beating a Gorilla, after watching Takamura KTFO a Bear, I'm giving Lesnar a hair slim chance of beating a Gorilla. Although a Bear is stronger than a Gorilla, they both have animal instincts.

This one's a great reference on how humans can beat animals.

Here's the link: Takamura vs Bear (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJQLQK7tsUc)

secund2nun
04-09-2014, 04:29 PM
A grown female Chimpanzee would easily beat Brock Lesnar, let alone a male Silverback Gorilla :oldlol:

http://www.thegnomonworkshop.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/bodyworlds_gorilla_02_350x450.jpg