If you woke up with Stephen Curry's shooting ability...

[Jameerthefear]

How would you take advantage of it?

[Dr. Ice]

not play defense anymore during pickup games

[Le Shaqtus]

Impress average looking girls on the basketball court, bed them, then wake up with horrific diseases.

Continue cycle.

[sammichoffate]

Impress average looking girls on the basketball court, bed them, then wake up with horrific diseases.

Continue cycle.:bowdown:

[thabisyo]

Impress average looking girls on the basketball court, bed them, then wake up with horrific diseases.

Continue cycle.

:roll:

[Jameerthefear]

Impress average looking girls on the basketball court, bed them, then wake up with horrific diseases.

Continue cycle.
:applause:

[dannysc305]

Go to a random court trash talk the shit out of everybody pre game back it up then talk more trash

[L8kersfan222]

Get drafted by the Magic and force a trade to the Lakers.

[thabisyo]

Get drafted by the Magic and force a trade to the Lakers.

But you wont be a center doe :roll:

[Jameerthefear]

Get drafted by the Magic and force a trade to the Lakers.
Hopefully you'll lose your virginity somewhere through this process.

[ralph_i_el]

dominate the courts in my town. Finally beat my giant dad at 1v1. I was a swimmer as kid so i don't have the tough knees to deal with an NBA schedule even if I got back into peak condition (I'm 6'0, 6'3 winspan, 175lbs currently)

[russwest0]

toy with kids at the gym, be the first player to ever go from rec league straight to the nba

[buddha]

would start using hgh and train my handle, then send a youtube vid to a team that needs PG help in hopes of a tryout.

[Miller for 3]

Hopefully finally make my 6th grade backup JV team!

[inclinerator]

apply at the local mcdonalds

[Peteballa]

Walk on to the UF basketball team, go to the NBA.

[Trollsmasher]

Get benched because I lose my shooting touch:(

[bob4]

i would shoot the ball.

[Milbuck]

I would drop out of school, and spend the next 2 years conditioning, lifting, eating right, and doing everything else possible to get my body to an elite athletic level. Outside of physical conditioning, I would also watch film like a madman, and work on every skill possible to round out my game.

I would become a top 10 PG in the NBA, and cash check after check.

[sammichoffate]

I would be the dart board gawd, to say the least :pimp:

[Jameerthefear]

I would drop out of school, and spend the next 2 years conditioning, lifting, eating right, and doing everything else possible to get my body to an elite athletic level. Outside of physical conditioning, I would also watch film like a madman, and work on every skill possible to round out my game.

I would become a top 10 PG in the NBA, and cash check after check.
Nice try. We know you wouldn't.

[Milbuck]

Nice try. We know you wouldn't.
I'm already a borderline NBA-level talent. With Steph's shooting ability and 2 years of intense work, I'd be a superstar without a doubt.

[hahaitme]

With non NBA handles and defense? Become a spot-up shooter I guess

[sammichoffate]

I'm already a borderline NBA-level talent. With Steph's shooting ability and 2 years of intense work, I'd be a superstar without a doubt.Welcome back Buck :cheers:

[clipps]

Go to Venice Beach and troll.

[Thorn]

Walk on to the UF basketball team, go to the NBA.
lord knows we've needed more shooting forever, frazier can't do it alone

[Mrofir]

I would be disappointed that my shot has regressed

[sammichoffate]

lord knows we've needed more shooting forever, frazier can't do it alone:lol

[ralph_i_el]

I'm already a borderline NBA-level talent. With Steph's shooting ability and 2 years of intense work, I'd be a superstar without a doubt.

post youtube of yourself shooting jumpers

[CavaliersFTW]

I love how OP is stupid enough to think you can just 'pickup' a complicated ability acquired through half a lifetime of tireless repetition, hardwork and understanding... Curry's shot isn't something you could wake up with anymore than you could wake up with Muhammad Ali's knowledge how to box.

[Jameerthefear]

I love how OP is stupid enough to think you can just 'pickup' a complicated ability acquired through half a lifetime of tireless repetition, hardwork and understanding... Curry's shot isn't something you could wake up with anymore than you could wake up with Muhammad Ali's knowledge how to box.
No shit. It's the same as me saying what if you woke up with superpowers or some shit. It's hypothetical. It's not real. Old fvck.

[Demitri98]

I would completely dominate my high school team. Just shoot it from 25 feet until the D is forced to play me out there then drive right by them.

[absalom]

Hopefully you'll lose your virginity somewhere through this process.

Oh look, Jameer talking bout losing someone's virginity. :facepalm

Stephen Curry's shooting ability could be attained if you put some work in your game. You don't have to wake up then magically acquire his shooting.

[CavaliersFTW]

No shit. It's the same as me saying what if you woke up with superpowers or some shit. It's hypothetical. It's not real. Old fvck.
No, it's more like saying you woke up with the acquired experiences of a veteran brain surgeon... it's not a superpower, it's something that takes experience, time and tireless drive and focus to learn. If you want Steph Curry's shooting ability go out and get it, it isn't a superpower. You can't get it without sacrifice, you can't just "wake up" with it.

[K.Koscik]

Hopefully you'll lose your virginity somewhere through this process.

:kobe:

[Jameerthefear]

No, it's more like saying you woke up with the acquired experiences of a veteran brain surgeon... it's not a superpower, it's something that takes experience, time and tireless drive and focus to learn. If you want Steph Curry's shooting ability go out and get it, it isn't a superpower. You can't get it without sacrifice, you can't just "wake up" with it.
Either way it's a hypothetical situation that you are bitching about. Go back to watching irrelevant 60's players.

[KDthunderup]

I'd probably be able to make it into some league around the world below the NBA somewhere and make a living out of playing bball.

[oarabbus]

I'd probably be able to make it into some league around the world below the NBA somewhere and make a living out of playing bball.

I'm not 6' so my Curry skills would be directly applied to pickup/rec league

[Ethem]

Get into perfect shape, start playing scrappy, unrelenting, borderline dirty defense ala Patrick Beverly. Then I'd have to just be a spot up shooter on offense because my handles will never be at a high level, but that would be fine if I'm nailing 25 footers with consistency. If I did all those things, with Curry's shooting, I think it should be enough to realistically get my white ass a backup spot on a team oversees and/or in the D league :rockon:

[215Philly]

I love how OP is stupid enough to think you can just 'pickup' a complicated ability acquired through half a lifetime of tireless repetition, hardwork and understanding... Curry's shot isn't something you could wake up with anymore than you could wake up with Muhammad Ali's knowledge how to box.
What if you woke up in Cleveland? :wtf: :cry:

[oarabbus]

What if you woke up in Cleveland? :wtf: :cry:


:roll: :roll: :roll:

[DoodleDa]

I love how OP is stupid enough to think you can just 'pickup' a complicated ability acquired through half a lifetime of tireless repetition, hardwork and understanding... Curry's shot isn't something you could wake up with anymore than you could wake up with Muhammad Ali's knowledge how to box.

:roll:

I had no idea hypothetical situations did this to people.

[KDthunderup]

I'm not 6' so my Curry skills would be directly applied to pickup/rec league
I'm 6'3 so at the worst I could be a deadly spot up shooter