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JohnMax
04-10-2014, 08:43 AM
http://tabrag.com/portfolio/michael-jordan-is-no-hero/

I remember growing up playing basketball in my backyard one-on-one with Michael Jordan. My dumb ass would always let him win because he was god to to me. You can never defy God. MJ was my world: I had the shoes, the calendar, and ate my Wheaties everyday. I was a kid who fell for the system. A small Persian kid who grew up on Magic but was stolen by Jordan. My point is, as children we have idols. They push us to achieve and to dream. My dreams got me here

fiddy
04-10-2014, 08:46 AM
gtfo with your stupid blog

STATUTORY
04-10-2014, 08:50 AM
reminder: most of the players you stan for shamelessly on this site? complete scumbags

sd3035
04-10-2014, 08:51 AM
People like the guy who wrote the article deserve to have a douchebag punk them like that.

JohnMax
04-10-2014, 08:55 AM
saw something similar...posted it before


I took Keith sweat and a couple of guys to a nightclub, we were in the vip and we're
looking down on the dancefloor and theres this beautiful chick with her boyfriend so keith asks me if i could get her into the vip, so im at the edge of the steps waiting, as soon as her man goes to the bar to get some drinks i go down with security and whispers in her ear that keith wants to meet her.....im hoping she will say no because i know its foul....bytch didnt hesitate she follows me and the security to vip, i introduce her to keith and within 5 minutes hes ready to bounce so i get the security to lead him out a backdoor emergency exit to avoid any drama...

i stayed in the club and watched as her man spent half the night walking up and down looking for her and trying to call her phone....

i was told the bytch went to keiths hotel and spent the whole weekend with him without going home...he bought her a few clothes and essentials...

ive been in the club and promotions business so ive seen a lot of fukkery but for some reason that incident always sticks in my mind...

Dro
04-10-2014, 09:21 AM
Thread was made yesterday....

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=331530

Nuff Said
04-10-2014, 09:24 AM
saw something similar...posted it before


I took Keith sweat and a couple of guys to a nightclub, we were in the vip and we're
looking down on the dancefloor and theres this beautiful chick with her boyfriend so keith asks me if i could get her into the vip, so im at the edge of the steps waiting, as soon as her man goes to the bar to get some drinks i go down with security and whispers in her ear that keith wants to meet her.....im hoping she will say no because i know its foul....bytch didnt hesitate she follows me and the security to vip, i introduce her to keith and within 5 minutes hes ready to bounce so i get the security to lead him out a backdoor emergency exit to avoid any drama...

i stayed in the club and watched as her man spent half the night walking up and down looking for her and trying to call her phone....

i was told the bytch went to keiths hotel and spent the whole weekend with him without going home...he bought her a few clothes and essentials...

ive been in the club and promotions business so ive seen a lot of fukkery but for some reason that incident always sticks in my mind...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JXRN_LkCa_o

ABfor3
04-10-2014, 09:25 AM
Read this sht yesterday...boooo

niko
04-10-2014, 09:35 AM
Are you all 12? Proffesional athletes can be self absorbed assholes, wow what a scoop.

Random_Guy
04-10-2014, 10:10 AM
Are you all 12? Proffesional athletes can be self absorbed assholes, wow what a scoop.
Nah as bill burr puts it, we have an epidemic of gold digging whores, it's not professional athletes it's rich people in general. Those bitches are pretty stupid doe, they better hope they get pregnant since in reality a lifetime with a good man>>>one weekend with any superstar, I don't care how rich they are. If they did get pregnant though, then it's another story.

9512
04-10-2014, 10:16 AM
I worshipped many athletes during my youth.

Then after finding myself, I quickly outgrew this worshipping of pro athletes. I'm just too old for this $hit.

I remember a Seattle supersonic whose autograph I asked and he said NO. As an insecure 13 year old, I was crushed. LOL years later, it doesn't feel so bad anymore. Dude was a glorified role player w/ a lame azz jumper.

I so don't look forward to this kind of nostalgia.:facepalm

niko
04-10-2014, 10:37 AM
Some players are *****, some are not. It's best not to hero worship. Spreewell I met, he

ZoPunde
04-10-2014, 01:10 PM
yall actually believe this shit

9512
04-10-2014, 01:28 PM
Some players are *****, some are not. It's best not to hero worship. Spreewell I met, he’s an uber dick, he just can’t be bothered to speak to anyone to the point he’s a bit scary. Starks, Oakley great guys. Always were. You don’t know so best not to judge. I can tell you for a fact one current Knick people describe as selfish gives a shitload of money via his own charity which not only doesn’t feature his name, discourages media and the people they help from reporting on it. I can tell you the three ex Celtics on the Nets, my friends who work there say one of them is nuts, one is a total dick, and one is the greatest guy they’ve ever met. I’ll let you fill in which.

Jordan is an uber dick. Fortunately for him that’s not what you’ll be known for ultimately.

Described as selfish by Knicks = stephon Marbury? Carmelo?

Former Celtics now net who is nuts = KG?

Former Celtic now net who is a dick = Paul Pierce?

Former Celtic now net who is the greatest guy = Jason Terry?

Draz
04-10-2014, 01:31 PM
This makes MJ the ultimate God amongst God's. I'm proud of him.

Draz
04-10-2014, 01:32 PM
[QUOTE=niko]Some players are *****, some are not. It's best not to hero worship. Spreewell I met, he

AlphaWolf24
04-10-2014, 01:34 PM
I worshipped many athletes during my youth.

Then after finding myself, I quickly outgrew this worshipping of pro athletes. I'm just too old for this $hit.

I remember a Seattle supersonic whose autograph I asked and he said NO. As an insecure 13 year old, I was crushed. LOL years later, it doesn't feel so bad anymore. Dude was a glorified role player w/ a lame azz jumper.

I so don't look forward to this kind of nostalgia.:facepalm


Perkins?


Hawkins?



Barry?

9512
04-10-2014, 01:39 PM
Perkins?


Hawkins?



Barry?

None of the above. He was muscular and was a prolific rebounder during the clippers' days in San Diego. He's a lefty and had Jeri curls. He had/or may still have a big behind and it was comical to watch him play.

Not sure about Hawkins but I have heard Perkins and Barry were kind to their fans.

AlphaWolf24
04-10-2014, 01:43 PM
None of the above. He was muscular and was a prolific rebounder during the clippers' days in San Diego. He's a lefty and had Jeri curls. He had/or may still have a big behind and it was comical to watch him play.

Not sure about Hawkins but I have heard Perkins and Barry were kind to their fans.


oh...Michael Cage.




he did have an ugly shot.

9512
04-10-2014, 01:47 PM
oh...Michael Cage.




he did have an ugly shot.

Bingo ! Cage.

His body extremely sideways with that lame leg hitch that usually clanked badly... He's so useless on offense. His rebounding was decent but besides that f@ck that guy...lol