Fernando Tatis Appreciation Thread

[travelingman]

I think it's time we commemorate the lifetime achievements of one of the most prolific and eccentric human beings of all time. If you are unaware of the magnificence and all-around excellence Fernando Tatis embodies, then look no further than his Twitter account. He is:

A modern-day avant-garde MS Paint artist: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BJ3FlEyCcAA-dx8.png:large
http://blogs.riverfronttimes.com/dailyrft/tatis_art_3.jpg

...who dabbles in surrealism:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BgyebL-CIAEkjSM.png

...and is an avid drug awareness advocate:
http://img541.imageshack.us/img541/100/weedwack.png

as well as a comedic visionary:
http://www.fangraphs.com/not/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/lewdtatis.png

and an authoritative voice in the realm of practical jokes:
http://www.joesportsfan.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Tatis7.png

He's been known to tell it like it is:
http://drunktankheroes.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/tweet-2-fernando.png

while crossing the ethnic boundaries to deliver a deep look into his own mind:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BLOWTpPCYAARcgA.png:large

This thread is for those of us who have a deep admiration for the lifetime works of the premier modern-day Renaissance man, Fernando Tatis.

[Smook A.]

Looked him up since I didn't know who he was. Saw pictures of a baseball player.

[travelingman]

Looked him up since I didn't know who he was. Saw pictures of a baseball player.

You see, most people would answer the question of Fernando Tatis's identity by calling him a baseball player...but he is so much more than that. In fact, I'm willing to wager that his career didn't truly begin until his baseball phase was completed in 2010. A Top 50 GOAT human, I'd estimate.

[Smook A.]

You see, most people would answer the question of Fernando Tatis's identity by calling him a baseball player...but he is so much more than that. In fact, I'm willing to wager that his career didn't truly begin until his baseball phase was completed in 2010. A Top 50 GOAT human, I'd estimate.
I didn't even know who he was until about 10 minutes ago