Happy Passover 2 all the Jews on ISH

[PullupJay]

Enjoy the matzah

[cuad]

Thanks, PullupJay.

Hope you have a happy passover too. <3

[Akrazotile]

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[Akrazotile]

Who are the other juice here? I'm pretty sure Ridonks and Nick Young are both bagels. And bagelred of course.

Jeff, obviously, is the quintessential Jewish caricature.

Who else? Jewish roll call!

[ROCSteady]

Get money sons

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

Me and big baller are jewish

we don't eat pork and jerusalem is a holy Land

[Patrick Chewing]

Shalom

[tomtucker]

why u control all sport teams and leagues

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[Nick Young]

Enjoy the matzah
matzah isnt meant to be enjoyed, its supposed to be a punishment to remind us of all the misery we went through, just like pretty much every jewish tradition is:lol

[Jailblazers7]

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^I watched that episode last night lol

[Akrazotile]

matzah isnt meant to be enjoyed, its supposed to be a punishment to remind us of all the misery we went through, just like pretty much every jewish tradition is:lol


From tsuris comes mazel :cheers:

[fiddy]

Blood Moon

[Lamar Doom]

If you're born jewish count me in, if it's something you practice, leave me out of it heebros. Happy passover either way fellas.

[mr.big35]

happy passover. not to sound ignorant but why are easter and passover are days apart.

[KevinNYC]

happy passover. not to sound ignorant but why are easter and passover are days apart.


I'm guessing that they are different holidays celebrated by different religions and that they commemorate different events?

[Akrazotile]

If you're born jewish count me in, if it's something you practice, leave me out of it heebros. Happy passover either way fellas.


You are born Jewish, but according to Halakhah your wife (or mother of your children) would have to be Jewish to pass it on. So if your main ho aint jewish, the line ends with you. If she is but doesn't practice it, your child is still Jewish. That's of course supposing you have children, which you may or may not be planning to do.

Of course that just relates to how the Jewish community would typically recognize it. Certainly anyone can self identify however they wish.

[Lamar Doom]

You are born Jewish, but according to Halakhah your wife (or mother of your children) would have to be Jewish to pass it on. So if your main ho aint jewish, the line ends with you. If she is but doesn't practice it, your child is still Jewish. That's of course supposing you have children, which you may or may not be planning to do.

Of course that just relates to how the Jewish community would typically recognize it. Certainly anyone can self identify however they wish.

My hoes have almost always been atheist/agnostic shiksas. Man, I hope I don't have any kids out there.

I only identify myself as jewish when it suits me. Try not to though, I don't like how american white people try to mold their identity with some stereotype of their ancestor's ethnicity. "I'm irish so I drink", "I'm italian so I can cook". Of course they or their parents have never been to Ireland or Italy, but they picked up some affectation along the way so they'll tell you every 20 minutes how they're this or that and what that means they're predisposed to do.

[Akrazotile]

My hoes have almost always been atheist/agnostic shiksas. Man, I hope I don't have any kids out there.

I only identify myself as jewish when it suits me. Try not to though, I don't like how american white people try to mold their identity with some stereotype of their ancestor's ethnicity. "I'm irish so I drink", "I'm italian so I can cook". Of course they or their parents have never been to Ireland or Italy, but they picked up some affectation along the way so they'll tell you every 20 minutes how they're this or that and what that means they're predisposed to do.


Quite agree, and it does seem like its Irish and Italians who you always get that from. Nobody ever says "I'm German, so I'm a very capable engineer!" Unless maybe theyre like, actually from Germany and here on a green card.

"I'm Chinese, so I quietly kill my first born if its a girl!"

"Of course I have body odor.... I'm Afghani!!!"



Dont hear those too often either.

[Akrazotile]

jeff too cool to post here and celebrate with you guys


Hes probably the only one who's actually observing the holiday :lol

[Lamar Doom]

Quite agree, and it does seem like its Irish and Italians who you always get that from. Nobody ever says "I'm German, so I'm a very capable engineer!" Unless maybe theyre like, actually from Germany and here on a green card.

"I'm Chinese, so I quietly kill my first born if its a girl!"

"Of course I have body odor.... I'm Afghani!!!"



Dont hear those too often either.


hahaha bingo. "I'm african I have AIDS"

[millwad]

I'm jewish, happy passover my nikkas!