4:20/Easter. Today I shall go to church then smoke weed

[Fawker]

These 2 events will never align again.

[Budadiiii]

Smoke weed before church and you will have a positive experience.

Believing in a GOD is healthier than not believing in one. We live longer on average. Having faith is good for survival and has proven to make you tougher. Studies have been done proving that people with faith are mentally stronger and less likely to give up.

You're a smart guy.

[Fawker]

bullshit

[Fawker]

A dude woke up from the dead yall

[Fawker]

that muh****a said **** these rocks i'm alive.

[Fawker]

december 25 is my bday but i forgot what day i woke up but it was a sunday so let it be a sunday. and don't eat anything until that sunday.

[Fawker]

its world history. it really did happen. its in the bybel and world history.

[Fawker]

we will paint eggs and hide them on my death/reborn anniversary, we will have shopping frenzy on my birthday.

[fiddy]

fvck going to church, id rather smoke all day

[Levity]

smoke weed, then go to church. just so youre not as bored.

[Fawker]

male and female of each animal were on a boat. it preserved their existence.

[Take Your Lumps]

More than any other Christian holiday, Easter really makes me stand back and appreciate just how silly the whole thing is.

He has risen!
Indeed.
Indeed He has risen!
Hm, yes. Indeed, indeed.

People will go on forever like this if you allow them to.