What's your occupation?

[Budadiiii]

I'm a health food manager. Mom does all the work, but I get paid.

I build guitar pedals on the weekend for weed money.

What do you do for a living?

[Le Shaqtus]

Serve at a Bar, until I get out of College and start teaching.

[Budadiiii]

Serve at a Bar, until I get out of College and start teaching.
What grade do you want to teach?

[Le Shaqtus]

What grade do you want to teach?

Long term I want to teach college, but I'll probably teach high school while I pay myself through my Master's.

[Budadiiii]

Long term I want to teach college, but I'll probably teach high school while I pay myself through my Master's.
Professor Shaqtus?

What's your expertise?

[Le Shaqtus]

Professor Shaqtus?

What's your expertise?

Hopefully :banana: It was a toss up between History and English, but I decided for English.

[D-FENS]

I'm a business owner. I sell services and goods for a profit. I am America and I love you.
Also:
- Ex pro ball player
- Qualified teacha
- HR degree that's never been used
- A bit of rock music on the side

[hateraid]

Eastern account manager for Dymatize Nutrition.
Mostly see store owners and educate the brand

[macmac]

I play poker and manage a few income properties

[KobesFinger]

Unemployed student, hopefully I'll have a year long work placement from September 2015, after my second year

[Akrazotile]

Im a personal assistant to a prominent food industry entrepreneur. I basically manage his finances, pick up his weed and pudding cups and flintstone gummies for him, advise him on important business-economic strategy, fold his laundry, text back and forth with his girlfriend when hes too busy to do it (on the cell phone he generously provided for me at the company's expense).


Theres a lot of glamour, but of course a lot of grind as well. Work hard play hard, ya know?

[Jailblazers7]

Financial analyst at a consulting firm that does work for city agencies around the country.

[D-FENS]

Financial analyst at a consulting firm that does work for city agencies around the country.

How much money you got? Practice what you preach

[ArbitraryWater]

Finishing school... Acting Project, stuying Journalism, may do something with my English... teacher or so. (English A Grades through my entire life :D )

[Budadiiii]

Im a personal assistant to a prominent food industry entrepreneur. I basically manage his finances, pick up his weed and pudding cups and flintstone gummies for him, advise him on important business-economic strategy, fold his laundry, text back and forth with his girlfriend when hes too busy to do it (on the cell phone he generously provided for me at the company's expense).


Theres a lot of glamour, but of course a lot of grind as well. Work hard play hard, ya know?
I'm honestly curious what your actual occupation is.

You've been around here for a very long time and you're on here almost all day. You've created a boatload of gimmicks and spent countless numbers of hours around these parts.

:biggums:

The **** are you doing with your life brah? You live in SoCal. Go outside and get some sunshine. Are you depressed or something?

[Budadiiii]

Unemployed student, hopefully I'll have a year long work placement from September 2015, after my second year
Rough life for a finger. What that bitch in Colorado taste like homie?

[Jailblazers7]

How much money you got? Practice what you preach

What exactly am I preaching? lol

[Derka]

Hopefully :banana: It was a toss up between History and English, but I decided for English.
Taught HS history/civics very briefly. Two Honors sections were wonderful. Three sections of normal students who couldn't have cared less made me want to start cutting off heads.

Needless to say, I didn't have the mindset to be a teacher. I do admire the people who do make it a career and do it well...takes a special kind of person to do the job well and its such an important job.

[Mr. Jabbar]

I flip burgers for a living, many fast food restaurants have been blessed with my talents, i can flip with my left hand as well as my right, nobody flips em like me, ive set records for most flips in 1 day at several restaurants. One day im gonna own a burger flipping company, you shall see..

[KobesFinger]

Rough life for a finger. What that bitch in Colorado taste like homie?

I'm a finger not a tongue so I don't know. I can tell you she felt sloppy, cheap and nasty though

[Le Shaqtus]

Taught HS history/civics very briefly. Two Honors sections were wonderful. Three sections of normal students who couldn't have cared less made me want to start cutting off heads.

Needless to say, I didn't have the mindset to be a teacher. I do admire the people who do make it a career and do it well...takes a special kind of person to do the job well and its such an important job.

I knew when I was young I was never gonna be an accountant or anything fancy like that, but I also didn't know what I wanted to do with myself after I got out of High School either. I thought I wanted to be a psychologist but my interest dwindled after a while.

I had a rough semester and I needed to think school stuff over and it hit me that I wanted to be a teacher. It's not the most glamourous job and it doesn't get the pay it deserves but I know it's something I want to do, it's good to have a direction.

[Budadiiii]

I jack my dick off for a living, many lotion brands have been blessed with my talents, i can jack with my left hand as well as my right, nobody jacks em like me, ive set records for most fap sessions in 1 day at several playgrounds. One day im gonna own a mast*rbation company, you shall see..
:biggums:

Respect.

[The Iron Sheik]

it help desk. it sucks.

[DukeDelonte13]

I'm a health food manager. Mom does all the work, but I get paid.

I build guitar pedals on the weekend for weed money.

What do you do for a living?


show me your wares.

(or at least describe the types of pedals you create)

[Kungfro]

Materials Technologist. If you've ever worked construction and seen someone come with one of these to test compaction,

http://www.groundtest.co.nz/densometer/3430_trans.gif

or worked around concrete and seen someone come to do concrete testing
http://j.b5z.net/i/u/2104965/i/slump.jpg

that's part of what I do.

[Derka]

As for me...residential/commercial property appraiser.

[nathanjizzle]

i have a business in manufacturing and fabrication for the auto industry.

[STATUTORY]

Hopefully :banana: It was a toss up between History and English, but I decided for English.

english or history professor? it aint the 1960s no more, incredibly difficult to get a tenure track position in the humanities. i suggest sticking with teaching high school english or history.

[Bless Mathews]

I'm a 454 dumper. Going on 22 years now.

[Myth]

Psychologist.

[glidedrxlr22]

Research analyst in the petroleum industry

[D-FENS]

Research **** in the petroleum jelly industry

:bowdown:

[Clyde]

partly retired goldsmith.

[D-FENS]

partly retired goldsmith.

http://ww1.hdnux.com/photos/16/15/61/3726412/3/628x471.jpg

Clyde uncovered.

[Lebowsky]

Financial forecasting manager (recently appointed) for a laaaaarge telecom company.

[KingBeasley08]

One of the top analysts at NSA. Was in military for 12 years and previously did some field work for CIA and Joint Chiefs.

[ace23]

Financial forecasting manager (recently appointed) for a laaaaarge telecom company.
Thought you were a chemical engineer.

[Lebowsky]

Thought you were a chemical engineer.
Studied that, as well as economics later on. Never worked as one.

[Smook A.]

Im currently in college trying to major in Sports Journalism.

I work at Wal-Mart, but its not a long term job.

[becken]

Unemployed student:cheers:

[Bandito]

Right now im air national guard part timer as a cardiopulmonary therapist and also a part timer as a tutor in a prgram called Upward Bound for high school kids. Im a college student in computer science and planning to finish associates and bachelors in the same concentration.

[outbreak]

network administrator

[Angel Face]

Professional Assassin, blade in the crowd. Trained since childhood. You can send me private messages here if you want someone to get killed. Let's discuss the contract. Negotiable!

Money down before target down.

[shaq2000]

I'd prefer the title Software Engineer, but I guess I have to use Programmer/Web Developer. Web, web, web these days. Never get to compile.

[oarabbus]

Medical regulatory reporting. With some luck I'll have an engineering position in the near future though.

[Clyde]

http://ww1.hdnux.com/photos/16/15/61/3726412/3/628x471.jpg

Clyde uncovered.

lol....I'm still on the good side of 30

[outbreak]

i wish i had a new job. sucks when you're over your job but can't think of anything you'd rather be doing.

[ace23]

Getting to that paper

[outbreak]

Getting to that paper

something involving a toilet?

[RidonKs]

anybody here disappointed in a job they were really excited to get? if so, in what way?

[ILballa]

I am a Brand Ambassador for a hemp lifestyle company with a focus on nutritional wellness whose products contain CBD rich hemp oil.

Learn more: http://countdowntokannaway.com/CPvideo/7112212

[East_Stone_Ya]

currently gathering intelligence on Hezbollah in Lebanon, can't say what i do for living though

[ihoopallday]

Right now im air national guard part timer as a cardiopulmonary therapist and also a part timer as a tutor in a prgram called Upward Bound for high school kids. Im a college student in computer science and planning to finish associates and bachelors in the same concentration.

:cheers: 88M is my MOS. lol I probably should've chosen something more related to the medical field since that's what I'm going to school for. If you don't mind me asking, how long you been in and do you plan on going active duty?

[tomSR.]

welfare check collector

[The Iron Sheik]

anybody here disappointed in a job they were really excited to get? if so, in what way?

thought it was going to be easy / I wouldn't have to do much

but it's a cluster**** almost everyday

[DukeDelonte13]

lawyer. mostly criminal defense but i do do a good chunk of civil work.

[nathanjizzle]

I am a Brand Ambassador for a hemp lifestyle company with a focus on nutritional wellness whose products contain CBD rich hemp oil.

Learn more: http://countdowntokannaway.com/CPvideo/7112212

is hemp farming legal in chicago, will it be?

[ABfor3]

Currently a business major in college, and I work part time for TSA.

[D-FENS]

Currently a business major in college, and I work part time for TSA.

Fakkit

[JohnStarks]

Small business owner (sell jewelry), Employ 2 people. Nothing too special

[dannywpt]

Analyst and therapist

[Bandito]

:cheers: 88M is my MOS. lol I probably should've chosen something more related to the medical field since that's what I'm going to school for. If you don't mind me asking, how long you been in and do you plan on going active duty?
Ive been in the guard since 09 so 4 years since I enlisted in december 22. I dont plan to go on active duty but if I do it would be as a intelligence officer. I am considering FBI or Homeland security more than going active. What is 88m though, I dont know Army codes lol, air force has their own. Im 4hxo1 for example.

[ROCSteady]

I'm an engineer of the latest joint and blunt technologies. We specialize in minimizing air leakage while prolonging maximum pulling capabilities from multiple smoke convergence points.

It's the future, the shit your grand kids will be smoking .

[step_back]

Ive been in the guard since 09 so 4 years since I enlisted in december 22. I dont plan to go on active duty but if I do it would be as a intelligence officer. I am considering FBI or Homeland security more than going active. What is 88m though, I dont know Army codes lol, air force has their own. Im 4hxo1 for example.

Go with FBI. It sounds cooler.