Do you keep count of how many women you've slept with?

[chosen_one6]

I just want to get this out of the way first, this is NOT a thread intended for myself or others to gloat about how many (or how few) women we've slept with.

I'm just curious to see how many people do it. I know most women that I've talked to do, but who knows whether you can believe what they say. I've personally seen women say they're virgins when I know for a fact they are not.

To answer my own question, I do keep track. I know it's incredibly vain but I get a sense of accomplishment whenever I do increase the number. :confusedshrug:

What about you guys?

[ForeverHeat]

My police record does that for me.

[KyleKong]

My police record does that for me.
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[D-FENS]

51

[Shade8780]

Yeah. 0.

[KingBeasley08]

yea 19876. From the moment I was born, I decided to focus on breaking Wilt's record. I'm sure there's people like Genghis "The GOAT" Khan that have slayed more but that was when people didn't record their kills so I'm settling for what's in the record books

[Bandito]

Not even on double digits on girls I boinked.

[ace23]

My police record does that for me.
qft

[Le Shaqtus]

2 :lol

[Verticality]

My police record does that for me.

:roll:

[ForeverHeat]

2 :lol

Emma Watson fanboys dont get laid, get outta here with that.

[AI Thornton]

yea 19876. From the moment I was born, I decided to focus on breaking Wilt's record. I'm sure there's people like Genghis "The GOAT" Khan that have slayed more but that was when people didn't record their kills so I'm settling for what's in the record books

You can only count each woman once, and your mom doesn't count. :no:

[ForeverHeat]

Seriously though, I bang a new chick probably every night. People think my username is a reference for my love of the Miami Heat, but its actually a short version of my full username, ForeverInHeat. Im always ready.

[KingBeasley08]

You can only count each woman once, and your mom doesn't count. :no:
:roll:

[Dresta]

I used to, but then i blanked out and my friend found me on the grass outside a hotel in the morning, and i had the traditional *****-ache that comes after either vigorous/prolonged sex or super tight vag. From that point on i figured any further attempt to count or catalogue would be futile.

Also, this begs the question as to what counts as 'sleeping with' (i.e. if you've got a floppy and cram it in a little ways but then decide to give up, does that count?)

[K Xerxes]

My police record does that for me.

A man of god.

[STATUTORY]

I used to, but then i blanked out and my friend found me on the grass outside a hotel in the morning, and i had the traditional *****-ache that comes after either vigorous/prolonged sex or super tight vag. From that point on i figured any further attempt to count or catalogue would be futile.

Also, this begs the question as to what counts as 'sleeping with' (i.e. if you've got a floppy and cram it in a little ways but then decide to give up, does that count?)

:applause: applaud you for your candor. #shitthatwepretenddonthappen

[Akrazotile]

I used to, but then i blanked out and my friend found me on the grass outside a hotel in the morning, and i had the traditional *****-ache that comes after either vigorous/prolonged sex or super tight vag. From that point on i figured any further attempt to count or catalogue would be futile.

Also, this begs the question as to what counts as 'sleeping with' (i.e. if you've got a floppy and cram it in a little ways but then decide to give up, does that count?)


:roll: :roll: :roll:


I sure hope so :roll:



But for real, if you've been single for any significant amount of time in your adult life, you shouldn't be able to count. Not that it's an "uncountable number" but just that it should be a regular enough deal that you don't care to bother. Of course, this is Insidehoops, so..


Also it seems like "certain people" make threads about sex and religion using different gimmick accounts virtually every day. Sounds like "certain people" must be pretty deprived in their sex life, and confused in their spiritual one.


Best of luck to those people. Seriously.

[DonDadda59]

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[Akrazotile]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-F5Vjs3B_hbw/UVG9G0Er7iI/AAAAAAAALWU/htOZqvYxwEE/s1600/Wilt-Chamberlain-20000.jpg


Little known fact: "Men" is written in white text underneath.

[cos88]

long drought for me, but of course i still remember



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[Draz]

I was in two serious relationships & the second one I'm still currently in. (Long-term). I'm currently at 7. I just try to remember their names sometimes in order once every few months so recall lol because I don't want to forget. I already have 8, 9 & 10 lined up but I'm always with my girl 24-7. I think I did solid.

[tgan3]

After count 20, I was too lazy to keep track and you then frankly you don't care already...

[chosen_one6]

After count 20, I was too lazy to keep track and you then frankly you don't care already...

I still kept track after that number. I even tell it to a couple of my best friends so that I won't forget where I'm at :D

[Real14]

Yes, now I gotta recount:lol more tunta dat I hit:cheers:

[tomSR.]

I check to see how many "Abortions R Us" giftcards i have left, and go by that number each month

[D-FENS]

I'm married but I still keep that in an excel file. There are 7 or 8 that I have no names for. That's a bit sad

[GimmeThat]

I suppose I only intend to keep count of how many women I need to take care of


So you know, I was watching this porn with how at the end of the shoot the girl goes "you **** better than my boyfriend"

But, sex is just sex I've been told.

[GimmeThat]

long drought for me, but of course i still remember



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I wonder if people can accept that idea if both brothers and sister choose to never have kids, but open to adoption.

Although chances are people who ends up finding someone who is their true love and isn't the person they lost their virginity to is quite high, let alone the possibility that siblings happen to decide to be lovers.

[Derka]

I grew bored of boring drunk-ass suburban white girls in my college years so I started going to swinger parties on my own during those years. A girl I hooked up with during a trip home one weekend invited me to one and vouched for me and it was a pretty good time, even though I was nervous as f*ck. As long as you're cool and don't act like a total wad, someone in the know will tell you how to go to a particular site or look at a particular ad and decipher where and when the next one will be and you can just kinda show up at them as you please. Bring your own rubbers, though.

So in answer to the question...Hell no. I couldn't keep track if I really wanted to. Besides, if and when I settle down, if she gets in her idiot brain to ask the dreaded "how many?" question, I won't have to lie because I'll truly have no idea how many its been.

[magic chiongson]

long drought for me, but of course i still remember



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sounds about right, jameer should be around 40 by now