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Le Shaqtus
04-23-2014, 11:26 PM
I don't know how many of you use this app, it's basically an anonymous application that let's you rate girls (Or men, as you do) by either liking their profile(A couple of pictures and a bio) if they seem cool, or mad fine, or disliking it if they're not particularly good looking or something.

If you like theirs and they happen to like yours too then it sets up a chat where you can talk and may be set up a date. I've been single for like 2 months but I haven't meet any one new so my friend suggested I try it out, you flip through profiles like crazy.

After about 10 minutes of using this app I found out that I am a vain piece of shit.

JohnFreeman
04-23-2014, 11:27 PM
When Emma Watson exists, every girl is just average

Le Shaqtus
04-23-2014, 11:30 PM
I live in Central Florida and there are so many fake ass country girls on this thing it's ridiculous.

Levity
04-24-2014, 12:22 AM
my buddies who are still single use this. they say its like grinder for straight people. but i doubt their encounters, if any, are as fruitful as using that app.

Le Shaqtus
04-24-2014, 12:28 AM
my buddies who are still single use this. they say its like grinder for straight people. but i doubt their encounters, if any, are as fruitful as using that app.

Not having much luck, just pretty much feel like an asshole swishing through all these profiles.

JohnFreeman
04-24-2014, 12:42 AM
I remember someone used this on 4chan, met with the girl and webcammed it for 3000 people to see :oldlol:

Le Shaqtus
04-24-2014, 12:44 AM
I remember someone used this on 4chan, met with the girl and webcammed it for 3000 people to see :oldlol:

Sounds practical :lol

JohnFreeman
04-24-2014, 12:45 AM
She nearly ripped his skin off with her handjob though, looked painful

russwest0
04-24-2014, 12:57 AM
I remember someone used this on 4chan, met with the girl and webcammed it for 3000 people to see :oldlol:

:oldlol: The meet up where he just dry humped the shit out of her?

I was up in that thread, though I thought he said he met her on okcupid

JohnFreeman
04-24-2014, 01:03 AM
:oldlol: The meet up where he just dry humped the shit out of her?

I was up in that thread, though I thought he said he met her on okcupid
Yeah that's the one. I hate that the admins shut that webcam down. It might have been okcupid then

christian1923
04-24-2014, 01:20 AM
You only meet mediocore sluts on that app.



I love it

Patrick Chewing
04-24-2014, 01:22 AM
Isn't this the same as POF?

macmac
04-24-2014, 01:27 AM
It's so easy to get laid on this thing but I only use it when I'm out of town, don't want all kinds of broads to see me on that thing

step_back
04-24-2014, 08:17 AM
I've had a few dates of it. It's more of a hook up app then anything so expect girls to flake on you. They all say they're good girls but that's just BS they tell themselves to make them feel better. You'll get matched with one who'll be up for it. Providing you're attractive.

Also there's nothing wrong with constantly swiping left because they're not good looking enough. Only ugly people call that shallow, no one wants to sleep with unattractive women.

bballer
04-24-2014, 08:27 AM
Tinder is so lulzy.

be sure to swipe right and then if you match with a whale or uggo just send a message saying oops I meant to swipe left.

Just2McFly
04-24-2014, 10:07 AM
I don't get any play on tinder, but girls throw themselves at me in real life. I don't get it.

Cactus-Sack
04-24-2014, 11:06 AM
I don't get any play on tinder, but girls throw themselves at me in real life. I don't get it.

You ugly.

Le Shaqtus
04-24-2014, 11:20 AM
I don't expect anything out of this thing, one girl I'm talking to is away for 2 weeks so I'm just using this to kill the time.

Half the female population in central Florida are sorority girls :facepalm

Balla_Status
04-24-2014, 11:22 AM
I don't expect anything out of this thing, one girl I'm talking to is away for 2 weeks so I'm just using this to kill the time.

Half the female population in central Florida are sorority girls :facepalm

You can easily set something up on Tinder within two weeks.

Le Shaqtus
04-24-2014, 11:24 AM
You can easily set something up on Tinder within two weeks.

Maybe, I'm particular as f*ck though. Some of these girls bios are cringeworthy

Jailblazers7
04-24-2014, 11:28 AM
I mostly use tinder for 3 things:

1) Ego boost
2) Consequence free drunk texting
3) Laughs

I've only met up with a couple girls on there because I don't really feel like going out of my way to meet run of the mill girls that I can find at any local bar.

kurple
04-24-2014, 11:46 AM
i use it pretty often. never been on a tinder date, but it's a great way to find girls that are DTF for when you are out drinking

might be easier in Oslo, as its not that big a city.

i might get better looking girls at clubs, but tinder is a nice backup cause theres usually a sure thing there

Balla_Status
04-24-2014, 01:32 PM
Maybe, I'm particular as f*ck though. Some of these girls bios are cringeworthy

Why are you reading the bios?

dannywpt
04-24-2014, 01:49 PM
I remember sitting at a friends house drinking beers with some friends and some people I had never met before. This dude was going through profiles at Tinder, giving them yes/no. We were swiping like maniacs and being very judgmental of their looks.

We swipe till this profile picture shows up that turns out to be a picture of a horse from a long distance. There's a girl on top, but you could barely even see her, let alone tell what she looked like.

I went on this rant about how absurdly retarded she was for using that picture as her pic on dating service for about 2 minutes.

Turns out she was sitting next to me, almost breaking down in tears. Not my proudest moment.

Levity
04-24-2014, 02:06 PM
I remember sitting at a friends house drinking beers with some friends and some people I had never met before. This dude was going through profiles at Tinder, giving them yes/no. We were swiping like maniacs and being very judgmental of their looks.

We swipe till this profile picture shows up that turns out to be a picture of a horse from a long distance. There's a girl on top, but you could barely even see her, let alone tell what she looked like.

I went on this rant about how absurdly retarded she was for using that picture as her pic on dating service for about 2 minutes.

Turns out she was sitting next to me, almost breaking down in tears. Not my proudest moment.

At least you got the point across. :lol

Le Shaqtus
04-24-2014, 02:23 PM
Why are you reading the bios?

Gotta know what I might be getting into here :lol

Sarcastic
04-24-2014, 03:10 PM
It seems like there is 1 semi decent looking girl for every 100 whales on Tinder.

step_back
04-24-2014, 03:16 PM
I remember sitting at a friends house drinking beers with some friends and some people I had never met before. This dude was going through profiles at Tinder, giving them yes/no. We were swiping like maniacs and being very judgmental of their looks.

We swipe till this profile picture shows up that turns out to be a picture of a horse from a long distance. There's a girl on top, but you could barely even see her, let alone tell what she looked like.

I went on this rant about how absurdly retarded she was for using that picture as her pic on dating service for about 2 minutes.

Turns out she was sitting next to me, almost breaking down in tears. Not my proudest moment.

:lol :lol :lol

That's comedy gold right there!

To be honest no one cares about your profile information on internet dating websites either. At least Tinder gets straight to the point without all the BS. Women are just as shallow as men.

Balla_Status
04-24-2014, 03:27 PM
Gotta know what I might be getting into here :lol

Can't base a chick on a Tinder bio dude.

Akrazotile
04-24-2014, 03:37 PM
It seems like there is 1 semi decent looking girl for every 100 whales on Tinder.


wtf do you care? You're on grindr.

bdreason
04-24-2014, 03:37 PM
I'll tell you the same thing I told my friend who uses that app to meet girls.... make sure you strap up, because you aren't the only guy she's bangin.

Sarcastic
04-24-2014, 05:45 PM
wtf do you care? You're on grindr.


I literally had to google that.

Not surprised you knew all about it.

TheReal Kendall
04-24-2014, 06:29 PM
I'll tell you the same thing I told my friend who uses that app to meet girls.... make sure you strap up, because you aren't the only guy she's bangin.

This.


If you hitting it easy just imagine how many guys came before you.


Also you live in Florida, just go outside. There's plenty of fine chicks in FL

Just2McFly
04-26-2014, 08:11 AM
It seems like there is 1 semi decent looking girl for every 100 whales on Tinder.
Tinder in Toronto is full of cute girls that don't swipe right on me. :(

kurple
04-26-2014, 08:15 AM
I'll tell you the same thing I told my friend who uses that app to meet girls.... make sure you strap up, because you aren't the only guy she's bangin.
dudes should stap up for any one night stand

its not like the chicks in the clubs are virgins

Just2McFly
04-26-2014, 07:41 PM
I get no matches fam, this app has to be broken