Would you rather be a billionaire drug kingpin or a janitor?

[tgan3]

Given only two choice, will you be a janitor earning low wages but having a simple and non exciting life...

Or...

Be a billionaire drug kingpin with several supercars, Maseratis, Aston Martins, Bentleys, Lambos, Ferraris...you name it. Several mansions and properties, complete with luxurious gardens, olympic sized swimming pools, indoor/outdoor basketball courts, basketball rims made of gold, gold taps in your bathrooms and diamond watches. Besides that, a personal zoo with rare/endangered species and a cage full of bengal tigers where you feed your enemies and double crosses to..

You also have a personal movie theatre where you have access to all NBA games and fav porn movies in HD...You have all the hot women, models/miss universes at your disposal, you have your own personal fvcking army with all the latest weaponry and a personal team of bodyguards 24/7 who even guard the toilet where you go to pee. You have your own personal chef whose task is to to cook or find any dish at your whim. A huge hidden stash of cocaine for personal use is stored in a hidden wall in your apartment and unlike others you can actually afford the addiction to get high every night...

The only downside is the police is always at your tail (though they can't fvck with your army), you are slick with it and you know you are always one step ahead of those pigs.

Now choose.

[~primetime~]

am I allowed to retire?...quit selling drugs and flee to another country?

[Dresta]

A more sensible question: dead or janitor? I take dead. (no offense intended to the janitors of ISHs)

[TheReal Kendall]

If I know that I have an army and that I'm always one step ahead, then there is no downside to the billionaire option. :confusedshrug:

This.

[macmac]

Does the janitor come home to the most magical v@gina that molds itself around the dick and has the perfect suction motion, warmth and wet level that give you perpetual multiple orgasms and is available at will regardless of headaches or time of the month?

.....






..........I still take the fkin kingpin

[D-FENS]

I have a soul, so janitor. You can live an amazing life no matter the form.

[nathanjizzle]

does the janitor have a lovely woman that gives him comfort at night?

[ace23]

The only downside is the police is always at your tail (though they can't fvck with your army), you are slick with it and you know you are always one step ahead of those pigs.

Now choose.
So basically a kingpin who won't ever get caught or a janitor.

Lol

[Bcogswell]

If I know that I have an army and that I'm always one step ahead, then there is no downside to the billionaire option. :confusedshrug:

Exactly lol.

[Draz]

Give me janitor.

[GimmeThat]

it's a logically flawed question, but since life isn't fair, so why not take a shot.

Would I rather be given birth to a regulary family, and have to start working my way up from maybe starting at the janitor level

Or would I rather be born to a billionaire drug kingpin where as my life would constantly be in threat of death and danger, and you know, since you can't really put drug kingpin on your resume or get hired for being a drug kingpin. We reach to the conclusion that the only way out IS to start as a janitor.

[BigBoss]

My uncle used to be a janitor and is now an entrepenur. The respect I have for him $hits on anything a sleazy drug dealer does. The working man who supports his family the right way is the alpha male.

[russwest0]

making billions and getting high off my ass everyday or cleaning out clogged toilets.... hmmm idk, good question OP

[GimmeThat]

making billions and getting high off my ass everyday or cleaning out clogged toilets.... hmmm idk, good question OP


the F*ck are the insidehoops janitor at


SMH

[step_back]

A more sensible question: dead or janitor? I take dead. (no offense intended to the janitors of ISHs)

I worked as a Janitor in a school for 9 months to get myself out of debt. It wasn't bad. I saved a fortune as I had both breakfast and lunch there and they paid for me to do a load of trade courses too. I was even offered a place to stay while I was working (I turned it down as I only lived a few miles away).

Seems the general attitude on here is people think they're above a particular job. Doesn't matter if you're a janitor or flipping burgers etc it's an honest days work and it doesn't define you as a person.

[russwest0]

Doesn't matter if you're a janitor or flipping burgers etc it's an honest days work and it doesn't define you as a person.

agreed. we are the true heroes of society. :bowdown:

[~primetime~]

If I can't retire then I choose janitor. I also have a soul.

Someone else can supply the world with all that pain and suffering, it's not gonna be me, no way.

[JohnStarks]

I'd rather sleep in peace at night and go about my daily chores without having to worry about the FBI . So im picking Janitor, at least ill have my freedom

[~primetime~]

bullshit
It's not BS, and I am a huge believer in money = happiness too

I'll sell a buddy some drugs maybe, but I'm not gonna supply the whole globe with that shit, couldn't live with myself.


Maybe if it was just pot I could... Not heroin and coke though

[~primetime~]

bullshit

you can say that since it's hypothetical but if it was an actual real option you wouldn't turn it down
If I was forced to continue business I would, I promise you.

Kingpins are forced to live out violent lives, execute people, etc. Its not like they are just relaxing on the beach. I'm not interested in a kingpin type life style where no one likes you they just fear you.

[The Iron Sheik]

I have a soul, so janitor. You can live an amazing life no matter the form.

have fun cleaning up the puke from the top floor of my office building that a hurled after snorting coke off of your wife's ass.

[~primetime~]

you could be a nice kingpin give you money to charities
The kingpin who cured cancer... Hmmm

Maybe lol

[cos88]

janitor....my dream job since i was a kid


being a billionaire is overrated

[TheMan]

Kingpin. What a stupid fcking question.
This :lol

As long as I ain't a kingpin in the US but rather in some 3rd world country where I have all the police and government authorities on my payroll. :pimp:

[TheMan]

does the janitor have a lovely woman that gives him comfort at night?
Since when do janitors score hot chicks? :facepalm

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

Janitor uniforms are sexy as fuukk.

[redhonda76]

Being a Kingpin, you know that will never last forever. You have to worry about your life and your family lives everyday because you or your family might not live tomorrow. The people around you are only loyal when you have money. Let's say you made it through and die of an old age, there might be a chance of a power struggle which will be a danger to your family.

[ace23]

Being a Kingpin, you know that will never last forever. You have to worry about your life and your family lives everyday because you or your family might not live tomorrow. The people around you are only loyal when you have money. Let's say you made it through and die of an old age, there might be a chance of a power struggle which will be a danger to your family.
Why would anyone care about the his family's well-being after he dies?

[Dresta]

If I can't retire then I choose janitor. I also have a soul.

Someone else can supply the world with all that pain and suffering, it's not gonna be me, no way.
Such a ******. It's called providing a valuable and highly demanded service. If you provide legit gear with decent quality control then you are actually reducing harm, because your being or not being a drug dealer is going to have zero effect on the total demand for drugs.


I worked as a Janitor in a school for 9 months to get myself out of debt. It wasn't bad. I saved a fortune as I had both breakfast and lunch there and they paid for me to do a load of trade courses too. I was even offered a place to stay while I was working (I turned it down as I only lived a few miles away).

Seems the general attitude on here is people think they're above a particular job. Doesn't matter if you're a janitor or flipping burgers etc it's an honest days work and it doesn't define you as a person.
Seeing as your job will most likely be the single activity that you do most in your life, then i think if you were a janitor for life it would always end up defining you somewhat, and for me, would be an unbearably tedious existence. Nothing to do with being above anything, just not something i could envisage spending my entire life doing.

[oarabbus]

I hate cleaning sh1t up unless it's drugs, so kingpin for me.

[~primetime~]

Such a ******. It's called providing a valuable and highly demanded service. If you provide legit gear with decent quality control then you are actually reducing harm, because your being or not being a drug dealer is going to have zero effect on the total demand for drugs.
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Someone else can do it. It's not going to be me. I wouldn't want to the CEO of a large tobacco or alcohol company either and they are rich WITHOUT violence or fear of death.

There is a need for contract murder too, if they don't get it from guy A they will go to guy B...no "harm" reduced by guy A stepping out, he just has morals.

[tjgoHAM]

you can't even make enough money to support yourself as a janitor, let alone a family. And seeing as how people are going to get their drugs from somewhere anyway, plus I got an army and probably wont ever be caught, give me drug kingpin allllllllll day.

[step_back]

Such a ******. It's called providing a valuable and highly demanded service. If you provide legit gear with decent quality control then you are actually reducing harm, because your being or not being a drug dealer is going to have zero effect on the total demand for drugs.


Seeing as your job will most likely be the single activity that you do most in your life, then i think if you were a janitor for life it would always end up defining you somewhat, and for me, would be an unbearably tedious existence. Nothing to do with being above anything, just not something i could envisage spending my entire life doing.

It wasn't/ isn't what I wanted to do in life either. But choosing death over life as a janitor came across as rather extreme.

While the job was tedious I managed to do a lot more outside of my work life than what I'm doing now and I'm pursuing something I want to do.

Baring in mind I'm also taking into account other opinions expressed in this thread. Most people are still in school on ISH and for them to cast off this idea that they won't do a shitty job because they feel they're above it is somewhat typical of this lazy soft generation. I'm not saying you're part of this crowd but it does exist. I still have friends living in an overdraft because they won't go out and get a shitty job because they have a degree thus making them feel above it.

[Dresta]

It wasn't/ isn't what I wanted to do in life either. But choosing death over life as a janitor came across as rather extreme.

While the job was tedious I managed to do a lot more outside of my work life than what I'm doing now and I'm pursuing something I want to do.

Baring in mind I'm also taking into account other opinions expressed in this thread. Most people are still in school on ISH and for them to cast off this idea that they won't do a shitty job because they feel they're above it is somewhat typical of this lazy soft generation. I'm not saying you're part of this crowd but it does exist. I still have friends living in an overdraft because they won't go out and get a shitty job because they have a degree thus making them feel above it.
Yeah, i know but the thread was implying you had to be a janitor for life - **** that shit. Most people would and probably should work a menial job at least once in their lives, but i wouldn't be so averse to it if I only had to do it for a year or less as a means of getting somewhere else i want to be.


Someone else can do it. It's not going to be me. I wouldn't want to the CEO of a large tobacco or alcohol company either and they are rich WITHOUT violence or fear of death.

There is a need for contract murder too, if they don't get it from guy A they will go to guy B...no "harm" reduced by guy A stepping out, he just has morals.
But if you were a nicer/ more philanthropic drug kingpin then you being one would be better for the general welfare of people than the guy that would take your place. Tough decisions bro - let's be honest, who has more power to influence the world and make it a better or worse place: the kingpin or the janitor? You're cravenly abnegating your moral responsibility to make things better than they otherwise would be because you're afraid for your own skin.

[Shade8780]

Pablo Escobar vs Average Joe? Give me Escobar's life. Except I'd retire from the drug industry, donate to charity, and become a good, but rich as ****, citizen.

[Kblaze8855]

THe billionaire is the hard part. By the time you hit that level(and cant retire im assuming) your life is conflict, being chased, and so on...just being infamous.

Millionaire drug kingpin would be easier. There are a lot of them nobody knows about.

[CelticBaller]

Being a Kingpin, you know that will never last forever. You have to worry about your life and your family lives everyday because you or your family might not live tomorrow. The people around you are only loyal when you have money. Let's say you made it through and die of an old age, there might be a chance of a power struggle which will be a danger to your family.
So you get the choice to live a life of drama and adventure, or an every day life and you pick the everyday one because you can't handle family conflicts? like there isn't already in your life? :oldlol:

[Shade8780]

Being a Kingpin, you know that will never last forever. You have to worry about your life and your family lives everyday because you or your family might not live tomorrow. The people around you are only loyal when you have money. Let's say you made it through and die of an old age, there might be a chance of a power struggle which will be a danger to your family.
This guy watched Breaking Bad.

[senelcoolidge]

Janitor. Self respect. Not everyone wants the easy way out. Start off at the bottom..work hard. Go to school. Make something of myself. I may never be a billionaire, but I can live a content life and comfortably. Plus I wouldn't embarrass my family.