Alpha & Beta Teams

[Mr. Jabbar]

Here I sort playoff teams by their average betaness or alphaness, an average from all their players and franchise intangibles.

*when a beta team faces an alpha team they are more likely to choke

OKC = Alpha
Memphis = Beta (slightly)
Clippers = Beta
GSW = Alpha
Houston = Beta (extreme)
Portland = Alpha
Indiana = Beta
Bobcats = Beta
Miami = Alpha (not thanks to bran)
Chicago = Beta
Wizards = Beta
BKN = Alpha
Toronto = Not sure
Spurs = Beta
Dallas = Alpha
Atlanta = Beta

[J Shuttlesworth]

Here I sort playoff teams by their average betaness or alphaness, an average from all their players and franchise intangibles.

*when a beta team faces an alpha team they are more likely to choke

OKC = Alpha
Memphis = Beta (slightly)
Clippers = Beta
GSW = Alpha
Houston = Beta (extreme)
Portland = Alpha
Indiana = Beta
Bobcats = Beta
Miami = Alpha (not thanks to bran)
Chicago = Beta
Wizards = Beta
BKN = Alpha
Toronto = Not sure
Spurs = Beta
Dallas = Alpha
Atlanta = Beta
:coleman:

[VIntageNOvel]

Here I sort playoff teams by their average betaness or alphaness, an average from all their players and franchise intangibles.

*when a beta team faces an alpha team they are more likely to choke

OKC = Alpha
Memphis = Beta (slightly)
Clippers = Beta
GSW = Alpha
Houston = Beta (extreme)
Portland = Alpha
Indiana = Beta
Bobcats = Beta
Miami = Alpha (not thanks to bran)
Chicago = Beta
Wizards = Beta
BKN = Alpha
Toronto = Not sure
Spurs = Beta
Dallas = Alpha
Atlanta = Beta


:roll: :roll: :applause: :applause:

[AirTupac]

Here I sort playoff teams by their average betaness or alphaness, an average from all their players and franchise intangibles.

*when a beta team faces an alpha team they are more likely to choke

OKC = Alpha
Memphis = Beta (slightly)
Clippers = Beta
GSW = Alpha
Houston = Beta (extreme)
Portland = Alpha
Indiana = Beta
Bobcats = Beta
Miami = Alpha (not thanks to bran)
Chicago = Beta
Wizards = Beta
BKN = Alpha
Toronto = Not sure
Spurs = Beta
Dallas = Alpha


Atlanta = Beta

All should be switched.

[PickernRoller]

Gotta give props to Jabbar for this master jinx.

[yarrak]

Here I sort playoff teams by their average betaness or alphaness, an average from all their players and franchise intangibles.

*when a beta team faces an alpha team they are more likely to choke

OKC = Alpha
Memphis = Beta (slightly)
Clippers = Beta
GSW = Alpha
Houston = Beta (extreme)
Portland = Alpha
Indiana = Beta
Bobcats = Beta
Miami = Alpha (not thanks to bran)
Chicago = Beta
Wizards = Beta
BKN = Alpha
Toronto = Not sure
Spurs = Beta
Dallas = Alpha
Atlanta = Beta

Shouldn't the bold part be the opposite? I think Memphis is a lot more alpha than OKC. Goatbrooks alphaness level isn't enough for OKC to be the alpha team over memphis.

[Jameerthefear]

op is a f@g

[Mr. Jabbar]

okc is an alpha team guys, remember being part of an alpha team doesnt always guarantee a win, and vice versa

[TheMilkyBarKid]

Kobe is beta, he aint got any male swimmers in his balls because he is such a beta.
:D

[Mr. Jabbar]

Shouldn't the bold part be the opposite? I think Memphis is a lot more alpha than OKC. Goatbrooks alphaness level isn't enough for OKC to be the alpha team over memphis.

MEM is a great team, but leans towards betaness, alphaness comes from allen mainly

[Mrofir]

okc is an alpha team guys, remember being part of an alpha team doesnt always guarantee a win, and vice versa


hoooooooohhhhhh NOW I remember the rules of your completely made up analysis game


hoohhhhhhhh

:cheers:

[Mr. Jabbar]

well, the list could use one tweak at most, its pretty good as it is, i'd call it flawless

[yarrak]

MEM is a great team, but leans towards betaness, alphaness comes from allen mainly

Yeah I guess it could go either way.

[Duggrr]

Here I sort playoff teams by their average betaness or alphaness, an average from all their players and franchise intangibles.

*when a beta team faces an alpha team they are more likely to choke

OKC = Alpha
Memphis = Beta (slightly)
Clippers = Beta
GSW = Alpha
Houston = Beta (extreme)
Portland = Alpha
Indiana = Beta
Bobcats = Beta
Miami = Alpha (not thanks to bran)
Chicago = Beta
Wizards = Beta
BKN = Alpha
Toronto = Not sure
Spurs = Beta
Dallas = Alpha
Atlanta = Beta
Straight from the Staples Center :applause:

[redboy]

how can john wall and beal not be alpha

vince carter knows how alpha wall is

[MMM]

john wall alone makes the Bullets Alpha
Chicago is pretty alpha too that team plays on grit alone
and the Cats might not be talented but they aint Beta either watch em win the next two in Cha before it ends in 6.

[NauruDude]

OKC = Beta (Kevin Chokedurant)
Memphis = Beta (slightly)
Clippers = Alpha
GSW = Beta
Houston = Beta (James Chokeharden)
Portland = Alpha (LaMarvus )
Indiana = ALPHA AS FVCK
Bobcats = Beta
Miami = Alpha (LeKing)
Chicago = Beta
Wizards = Alpha
BKN = Alpha
Toronto = Beta
Spurs = Beta
Dallas = Alpha
Atlanta = Beta

[Mr. Jabbar]

OKC = Beta (Kevin Chokedurant)
Memphis = Beta (slightly)
Clippers = Alpha
GSW = Beta
Houston = Beta (James Chokeharden)
Portland = Alpha (LaMarvus )
Indiana = ALPHA AS FVCK
Bobcats = Beta
Miami = Alpha (LeKing)
Chicago = Beta
Wizards = Alpha
BKN = Alpha
Toronto = Beta
Spurs = Beta
Dallas = Alpha
Atlanta = Beta

:applause: :applause:

now i would appreciate theoos input

[LoneyROY7]

Clippers = beta?

:roll:

OP smoking that STRONG.

[Crimsonrain777]

Here I sort playoff teams by their average betaness or alphaness, an average from all their players and franchise intangibles.

*when a beta team faces an alpha team they are more likely to choke

OKC = Alpha
Memphis = Beta (slightly)
Clippers = Beta
GSW = Alpha
Houston = Beta (extreme)
Portland = Alpha
Indiana = Beta
Bobcats = Beta
Miami = Alpha (not thanks to bran)
Chicago = Beta
Wizards = Beta
BKN = Alpha
Toronto = Not sure
Spurs = Beta
Dallas = Alpha
Atlanta = Beta

i think you should make teams Alpha and Beta relative to their competition

[Real14]

BKN = Alpha

:roll:

[AussieG]

Tony Allen is definitely alpha.

Alpha means crazy right?

[East_Stone_Ya]

damn son change ATL to alpha, they be killing Pacers as we speak

[Real14]

damn son change ATL to alpha
http://i.cdn.turner.com/nba/nba/media/hawks/magic_120903_460.jpg

[Mr. Jabbar]

damn son change ATL to alpha, they be killing Pacers as we speak

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/1697291/clint-eastwood-o.gif

[Kakapopo]

Here I sort playoff teams by their average betaness or alphaness, an average from all their players and franchise intangibles.

*when a beta team faces an alpha team they are more likely to choke

OKC = Alpha
Memphis = Beta (slightly)
Clippers = Beta
GSW = Alpha
Houston = Beta (extreme)
Portland = Alpha
Indiana = Beta
Bobcats = Beta
Miami = Alpha (not thanks to bran)
Chicago = Beta
Wizards = Beta
BKN = Alpha
Toronto = Not sure
Spurs = Beta
Dallas = Alpha
Atlanta = Beta
I wouldn't call Flopping an Alpha thing to do. Heat are Beta, the only Alpha on that team is Wade and Birdman, the rest consists of Beta. Even Spoelstra a Beta, he's a b*tchmade coach who takes sh8t from his players.

[Graviton]

I searched Alpha/Beta and this is all I found...

http://i60.tinypic.com/dyvvba.jpg


http://i59.tinypic.com/21br6g2.jpg

[AussieG]

Crying on camera.. never a good thing.

[finchyyy]

Wizards and Grizzlies are definitely Alpha. OKC is Beta af.

[dabigbaws]

perkins is alpha

[OhNoTimNoSho]

People should get banned for using alpha and beta on this board

[chocolatethunder]

Here I sort playoff teams by their average betaness or alphaness, an average from all their players and franchise intangibles.

*when a beta team faces an alpha team they are more likely to choke

OKC = Alpha
Memphis = Beta (slightly)
Clippers = Beta
GSW = Alpha
Houston = Beta (extreme)
Portland = Alpha
Indiana = Beta
Bobcats = Beta
Miami = Alpha (not thanks to bran)
Chicago = Beta
Wizards = Beta
BKN = Alpha
Toronto = Not sure
Spurs = Beta
Dallas = Alpha
Atlanta = Beta
Shittiest post of the decade for sure.

[Mr. Jabbar]

Shittiest post of the decade for sure.

this alt is jelly he didnt came up w the thread first

[MavsSuperFan]

okc is an alpha team guys, remember being part of an alpha team doesnt always guarantee a win, and vice versa
their best player wants to be called the servant

[Mr. Jabbar]

their best player wants to be called the servant

but westbrick is too alpha, remember this are team averages

[AirTupac]

but westbrick is too alpha, remember this are team averages

Westbrook doesnt have enough alpha to cover Dubeta, Perbeta, Scottie Beta and the Oklahoma City Beta franchise in general

[oarabbus]

op is a f@g


OP is a fat g? What are you even saying Jameer.

inb4 response to this white text

[Real14]

Crying on camera.. never a good thing.
This is WORSE on Camera
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-MCXTuRtT7Gc/TfXyWiwCJbI/AAAAAAAAOas/A4q7puqf2SU/s1600/1307945768.jpg
http://ihatelebronjames.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/LeBron-Choke.jpg

[ralph_i_el]

Here I sort playoff teams by their average betaness or alphaness, an average from all their players and franchise intangibles.

*when a beta team faces an alpha team they are more likely to choke

OKC = Alpha
Memphis = Beta (slightly)
Clippers = Beta
GSW = Alpha
Houston = Beta (extreme)
Portland = Alpha
Indiana = Beta
Bobcats = Beta
Miami = Alpha (not thanks to bran)
Chicago = Beta
Wizards = Beta
BKN = Alpha
Toronto = Not sure
Spurs = Beta
Dallas = Alpha
Atlanta = Beta
suck a dick you β

[Genaro]

OKC has Fisher, Westbrook, Perkins and Ibaka. How's that not alpha?