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JordanL
04-25-2014, 01:47 AM
You guys realize that obsessing over whether you or other people are alpha or beta is perhaps the most beta thing you can do, right?

When you bring this shit up, you sound like a 14 year old with daddy issues and no skills. If being alpha matters to you, get the **** off your computer and go outside, because no one on the internet cares about how alpha your dainty little fingers are as they type on a keyboard.

Mrofir
04-25-2014, 01:49 AM
You guys realize that obsessing over whether you or other people are alpha or beta is perhaps the most beta thing you can do, right?

When you bring this shit up, you sound like a 14 year old with daddy issues and no skills. If being alpha matters to you, get the **** off your computer and go outside, because no one on the internet cares about how alpha your dainty little fingers are as they type on a keyboard.

yeah I totally agree but

You bringing up that theyre bringing it up means that you're actually a beta too because now you are trying to console your girly fingers by typing this excellent point but still you are

Im so nba'd out
04-25-2014, 01:49 AM
You guys realize that obsessing over whether you or other people are alpha or beta is perhaps the most beta thing you can do, right?

When you bring this shit up, you sound like a 14 year old with daddy issues and no skills. If being alpha matters to you, get the **** off your computer and go outside, because no one on the internet cares about how alpha your dainty little fingers are as they type on a keyboard.
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JordanL
04-25-2014, 01:49 AM
yeah I totally agree but

You bringing up that theyre bringing it up means that you're actually a beta too because now you are trying to console your girly fingers by typing this excellent point but still you are

No, it means I don't give a ****.

Mrofir
04-25-2014, 01:50 AM
No, it means I don't give a ****.


ohhhhhhhhh :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:

J Shuttlesworth
04-25-2014, 01:50 AM
But bro, don't you remember that time I called LeBron a beta? It was so awesome! I typed those words so fast and pushed enter like a total bauce. It was clutch as **** and got 10 smiley laugh replies.I was so alpha on that post man! LeBron and Durant are such making betas millions of dollars to play a game while sexing any girl they want.

-every ISH post ever

russwest0
04-25-2014, 01:50 AM
No, it means I don't give a ****.

alpha :bowdown:

Jameerthefear
04-25-2014, 01:53 AM
There is only like a couple real alpha posters on this board. One of them is me.

Trollsmasher
04-25-2014, 01:53 AM
OP is a gama

JordanL
04-25-2014, 01:54 AM
OP is a gama


:oldlol:

OP has a life, and wants other people to have lives too. :confusedshrug:

Mr. Jabbar
04-25-2014, 01:55 AM
op was beta but his 2nd post was alpha

Brokenbeat
04-25-2014, 01:56 AM
No, it means I don't give a ****.


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JordanL
04-25-2014, 01:57 AM
op was beta but his 2nd post was alpha

:roll:

I totally knew the shit I would catch for this post, but for real, there are some confused teenagers on here like Jameer that we're probably their only friends or community.

It's like a public service announcement.

ILLsmak
04-25-2014, 02:00 AM
You guys realize that obsessing over whether you or other people are alpha or beta is perhaps the most beta thing you can do, right?

When you bring this shit up, you sound like a 14 year old with daddy issues and no skills. If being alpha matters to you, get the **** off your computer and go outside, because no one on the internet cares about how alpha your dainty little fingers are as they type on a keyboard.

Nah you gotta go to the alpha blogs tho if you wanna see what's up. lol

Edit: ALPHA IS STRENGTH OF WILL IF U GET TROLD U BETA.

-Smak

VIntageNOvel
04-25-2014, 02:02 AM
op username is alpha, but the last letter of his username is the initial of beta

Mrofir
04-25-2014, 02:02 AM
I rly do agree with op but I can't fully agree because then I'd be beta but now im worried about it so im beta FK!

JordanL
04-25-2014, 02:05 AM
I rly do agree with op but I can't fully agree because then I'd be beta but now im worried about it so im beta FK!

http://www.americanfootballinternational.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/IT.jpg

Secretly, this whole thread was to force all the alpha's here to turn beta.

Cleverness
04-25-2014, 02:11 AM
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kamil
04-25-2014, 02:14 AM
When the hell did this 'alpha/beta' saying become popular? Its fvcking annoying. I wouldn't be surprised if the people saying it were either really insecure about something or just simply narcissistic douchebags.

Mrofir
04-25-2014, 02:15 AM
I think it's kind of a way of saying hey man I'm super not gay and you're kind of a little bit gay

And we all know where that leads

reppy
04-25-2014, 02:15 AM
It's really weird.

I know people that are complete "alphas" in things like business, but total "betas" in other areas of their life. This I'm "I'm alpha, you're beta" crap is stupid.

JordanL
04-25-2014, 02:15 AM
When the hell did this 'alpha/beta' saying become popular? Its fvcking annoying. I wouldn't be surprised if the people saying it were either really insecure about something or just simply narcissistic douchebags.

Yeah, pretty much.

Mr. Jabbar
04-25-2014, 02:17 AM
It's really weird.

I know people that are complete "alphas" in things like business, but total "betas" in other areas of their life. This I'm "I'm alpha, you're beta" crap is stupid.

that post sounds like you are beta in business :roll: :roll:

Legends66NBA7
04-25-2014, 02:19 AM
The only people who say these things are young kids and online users.

Mr. Jabbar
04-25-2014, 02:20 AM
The only people who say these things are young kids and online users.

well its hard to post when you are offline

NumberSix
04-25-2014, 02:24 AM
You are what you are, regardless of which words you speak or don't speak.

Mrofir
04-25-2014, 02:25 AM
You are what you are, regardless of which words you speak or don't speak.

:dancing?

Mr. Jabbar
04-25-2014, 02:26 AM
You are what you are, regardless of which words you speak or don't speak.

that was kinda alpha

kamil
04-25-2014, 02:26 AM
The only people who say these things are young kids and online users.

I heard one of my friends say it in regards to some random guy on the street, he didn't like the way he looked so he laughed and called him a beta male. First time I heard the term... I knew what he meant, but was weirded out.. I mean, is his own 'alphaness' validated at the expense of others humiliation? Dafuq is the point of even pointing out a beta?

Mrofir
04-25-2014, 02:26 AM
:facepalm

mikek85
04-25-2014, 02:27 AM
thread fulla betas.

http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Epic_d76730_666609.jpg

Marlo_Stanfield
04-25-2014, 02:28 AM
Just today a new user popped up called "dubeta"
shit is freaking ridiculous

Brokenbeat
04-25-2014, 02:30 AM
I heard one of my friends say it in regards to some random guy on the street, he didn't like the way he looked so he laughed and called him a beta male. First time I heard the term... I knew what he meant, but was weirded out.. I mean, is his own 'alphaness' validated at the expense of others humiliation? Dafuq is the point of even pointing out a beta?

I think your friend has suppressed beta issues.

kamil
04-25-2014, 02:36 AM
I think your friend has suppressed beta issues.

Maybe, but I know he lives a life of privilege sitting in big daddy's pocket. I don't understand why someone with given luxuries would shit on someone who has earn it.

Anyway, I don't hang around him anymore, can't stand the arrogance.

reppy
04-25-2014, 02:44 AM
that post sounds like you are beta in business :roll: :roll:

Do you even lift

Mr. Jabbar
04-25-2014, 02:50 AM
Do you even lift

no

NumberSix
04-25-2014, 02:50 AM
Do you even lift
More than Kevin Dirtroad

reppy
04-25-2014, 03:28 AM
no

Me either bro. I'm bout that yoga life :cheers:

MMM
04-25-2014, 04:28 AM
not even beta but don't give a ****

never have never will

Relinquish
04-25-2014, 05:10 AM
There is only like a couple real alpha posters on this board. One of them is me.

I'm the only one. Thanks though. :applause: :applause:

buddha
04-25-2014, 05:13 AM
You guys realize that obsessing over whether you or other people are alpha or beta is perhaps the most beta thing you can do, right?

When you bring this shit up, you sound like a 14 year old with daddy issues and no skills. If being alpha matters to you, get the **** off your computer and go outside, because no one on the internet cares about how alpha your dainty little fingers are as they type on a keyboard.

I read a fictional book about eugenics so I think I'm qualified to say you have no idea what you are talking.

Kakapopo
04-25-2014, 05:13 AM
I'm the only one. Thanks though. :applause: :applause:
Calling youself an Alpha is such a Beta thing to do :facepalm

Real14
04-25-2014, 05:16 AM
I'm the only one. Thanks though. :applause: :applause:
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CUZ I AM!

I AM!!!!

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MMM
04-25-2014, 05:18 AM
Calling youself an Alpha is such a Beta thing to do :facepalm

but not calling your self anything but Alpha aint Alpha

seems like you lose either way which aint really suprising when it comes to these Alpha/Beta assholes

Graviton
04-25-2014, 05:27 AM
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