List stuff white people say

[LWBMIA]

I'll start off...

D-bag
Douche
Douchebag
Scumbag
Dirtbag
Shitbag
Holy Crap
Holy Shit
Holy Cow
Holy Mackerel
Dipshit
F*ckhead
Shithead
Asswipe
Numbnuts
Piece of crap
Little sh*t

"Touche"
"Spot on"
"Bingo"
"Up Yours"
"Bravo"
"That's fantastic"
"We're gonna have a blast"
"This is awesome"
"I beg your pardon"
"Get a clue"
"No problem bud"
"Any time bud"
"Such a classy guy"
"Take a hike"
"Grow a pair bro"
"Grow some balls dude."
"Suck my weiner"
"I literally just shit my pants"
"You have the IQ of a peanut"

"Screw you dude"
"Son of a biscuit"
"Cool story bro"
"Howdy Partner"
"Lettuce be reality"
"Stop playing the race card"
"You was never a slave.Get over it and move on"
"That's reverse racism"
"Dude you're such a tool"
"F*ck off asshole"
"Go F*ck yourself shit for brains"
"How's it going pal"
"Stay classy my friend"
"Hang in there bud"
"Why don't you just blow me"
"He's so well spoken"
"I'm not racist.One of my best buddies is black"
"I'm not racist but..."
"Not to be racist but..."
"What a cocky thug"
"If a white guy said this it'd be all over the media"
"Why is there a Black History Month and not White"?
"Imagine if we had a TV channel exclusively for White people"

[Shade8780]

I'm white and I say like two of these things :lol

[CelticBaller]

i heard black people say some of those word too :coleman:

OP is a fraud

[Real14]

"phooey" "heck" and "darn":lol

[Mr.Kite]

Yellow Fever

[LWBMIA]

"phooey" "heck" and "darn":lol

"BBC"
"****"
"****"
"Fu*k yeah!"
"Fuc*ing Awesome"
"Mega"
"Ultra"
"Uber"
"Wicked Cool"
"Epic Fail"
"Dude I sh*t you not"
"Sh*tfaced"
"Geez Louise"
"Who pissed in your cornflakes?"
"That's totally gay bro"
"Good morning honey.Want some coffee"?

[Meticode]

warshing machine

[cos88]

reported

[Inactive]

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[~primetime~]

I say "suck my wiener" several times a day.

[Brizzly]

i say son of a biscuit several times a day.

[Le Shaqtus]

Diddley.

[KobesFinger]

I can't deal

And in England there is:
Bants
Lad
Mate
Son
Played/Well played

[Shade8780]

I can't deal

And in England there is:
Bants
Lad
Mate
Son
Played/Well played
Black people say stuff like that in England too doe.

[16X]

"You was never a slave.Get over it and move on"

When it comes to whites, only white trash hicks with poor English say "You was". I know a lot of black folks say it that way because they were brought up with it said that way, but to us white folks saying "You was" instead of "You were", is like someone saying "He were" instead of "He was".

[KobesFinger]

Black people say stuff like that in England too doe.

No they don't. Thats all lad culture stuff

[chosen_one6]

"Why is it that you can say n*gga but I can't?"

[Done_And_Done]

Oh cut the malarkey young fellar!!!

[Fudge]

Fcuk white people.

[the mesiah]

I'm white and I say LIKEtwo of these things :lol
When they start off sentences with LIKE OMG,LIKE who does that..

[nathanjizzle]

"yikes"
"its the beez kneez"

i personally use these to be humorous

[~primetime~]

"damn these new laws, we have to hire at least one negro now"

"but what I am supposed to do with all this wealth father? it is way more than I need. Just make sure it stays white? yes sir!"

"let's go watch the negros bounce balls and throw them in hoops, look how high they jump, they live to entertain us!!! mwahhhaahhhaahhaahhhaaa!!!"



I hear those constantly...

[travelingman]

Holy Mackerel

http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091010072623/ed_/images/archive/a/a8/20101125041613!Jimmy2.jpg

[Kakapopo]

You forgot "He raped me!"

[KobesFinger]

I'm not being racist but...

[~primetime~]

howdy
super
that's neat

are the ones that annoy the fvck outta me.... and I hate how some old white people have a tendency to call you lame shit like


sport
bud
champ
sweetheart
etc.

"chief" is the worst...it just comes off so condescending

some dude you just met a party gives you the:
"could you grab me a beer chief"

really annoying...it's like they are trying to let you know they are the alpha of the room in a friendly way

[DonDadda59]

Diddley.

Honkeys (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wu13lImbF68) :facepalm

[Le Shaqtus]

Honkeys (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wu13lImbF68) :facepalm

:oldlol:

[Lakers Legend#32]

Vote for Huckabee

[Lamar Doom]

http://s3.postimg.org/acfd95gc3/4_Y2_I8n_JM.jpg


"mmmmmmaybe we should use a higher SPF"

[The Iron Sheik]

"i can't even."

"nikka"

"keep calm and ..."

"im not racist. i have a black friend"

"racism is dead"

"slavery was forever ago. get over it"

[MMM]

so nobody has their own vocabulary of made up words
can't be the only one that randomly says Trey Songs

[dude77]

"im not racist. i have a black friend"


fk beat me to it :oldlol:

[dude77]

gosh darnit


seriously ?


really ?

[Real14]

"Narly" "geez" "wilikers" "ah crap!"

[Breezy]

[JohnFreeman]

"I am just stepping into work"

[Dresta]

What about white people who don't speak English?

OP is a retard.

[joe]

hottie
hey

[LWBMIA]

"Holy Batman"
"Holy Moly"
"****wit"
"****tard"
"Dickhead"
"Douchebaggery"
"Doucheness"
"Assclown"
"Jizzed my pants"
"Creamed my pants"
"Jimmies Rustled"
"Malarkey"
"Grade A loser"
"Boobies"
"Tits"
"Vag"
"Poopy"
"Rad"
"What a moron"
"What a loser"
"Cheapskate"
"Happy Camper"
"You hit the nail on the head"
"Cut the bullshit"
"You're full of crap"
"Why do black people say axe instead of ask?"
"What if I said all black people love friend chicken and watermelon"
"Such a double standard but of course only white people can be racist"
"Hold your horses"
"Let's keep it professional okay?"
"Don't be a party pooper"
"What is it with black guys and fat white women?"
"Don't get all ****"
"You're so butthurt right now"
"I banged a fat chick once but I was totally drunk"
"He's Alpha"
"He's Beta"

[Dresta]

Seriously though, what is it with black dudes and fat white chicks? I knew one fat disgusting bitch at uni, and she used to bring back a different black guy each week, not ugly ****ers at all either.

Should find pic.

[Dresta]

lol here:

http://i61.tinypic.com/29pstn6.jpg

http://i57.tinypic.com/2daaejb.jpg

http://i62.tinypic.com/vdfyxe.jpg

And the coup de grace:

http://i58.tinypic.com/330clf5.jpg

http://i61.tinypic.com/v5jyi9.jpg

C'mon guys: explain to me why! Defend your brethren!

[GimmeThat]

"I don't just like white people"

[KobesFinger]

**** you mom/dad
God, my mom is such a bitch
Shut up mom/dad
Get out of my room mom/dad

If you think a black kid would ever say that shit then think again

[DonDadda59]

lol here:

http://i61.tinypic.com/29pstn6.jpg

http://i57.tinypic.com/2daaejb.jpg

http://i62.tinypic.com/vdfyxe.jpg

And the coup de grace:

http://i58.tinypic.com/330clf5.jpg

http://i61.tinypic.com/v5jyi9.jpg

C'mon guys: explain to me why! Defend your brethren!

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/big-baby-davis.gif

[Dresta]

**** you mom/dad
God, my mom is such a bitch
Shut up mom/dad
Get out of my room mom/dad

If you think a black kid would ever say that shit then think again
Oh really?

Cos one of my best mates in PRIMARY school who was black used to call his mom a bitch and tell her to **** off when she came to pick him up. Remember it vividly.

[Rasheed1]

**** you mom/dad
God, my mom is such a bitch
Shut up mom/dad
Get out of my room mom/dad

If you think a black kid would ever say that shit then think again


:roll:

[LWBMIA]

"I love Asian women.They're petite and also very feminine unlike these feminazi white women"

"Leave those small peen Asian guys alone and get with a real man"

"Dude are you shitting me"

"Getting up in the morning for school sucks big black balls"

"Wow she's smoking hot"

"Holy Mother Of God"

"Get bent"

"Heck yeah"

"You misspelled grammar"

[MMM]

Seriously though, what is it with black dudes and fat white chicks? I knew one fat disgusting bitch at uni, and she used to bring back a different black guy each week, not ugly ****ers at all either.

Should find pic.

for the most part i think it is that white chicks add on lot of pounds after they are with black guys. Dunno if black guys go straight for overweight white chicks, but if that is the case we should thank them for giving ugly chicks some love too.