What is wrong with me?

[1987_Lakers]

Last night I went to a club with my cousin, I hooked up with some drunk girl, she gave me a BJ in the back seat of my car, this morning I went to the gym, had a nice 3 mile jog. Now I am home just laying on my bed just uninterested and bored. I should be very happy considering what happened to me last night, but I don't. Just feel like I'm missing something in my life.

[nathanjizzle]

Last night I went to a club with my cousin, I hooked up with some drunk girl, she gave me a BJ in the back seat of my car, this morning I went to the gym, had a nice 3 mile jog. Now I am home just laying on my bed just uninterested and bored. I should be very happy considering what happened to me last night, but I don't. Just feel like I'm missing something in my life.

youre right. i dont see any real value in the experiences you have listed. You should feel bad.

[cos88]

maybe you feel bad that your cousin wasn't the one that gave up a BJ

[outbreak]

it was a ladyboy, subconsciously your brain isn't happy because of that. Just means your not a homo.

[nathanjizzle]

that's because you're a fgt. getting your dick sucked is always a valuable experience

youre a beta. maybe from a chick that you adore yes, but from a stranger at a club nope.

[johndeeregreen]

The fact that you've tuned yourself to believe that getting drunk and having a random hookup is a hallmark of happiness and success in life probably has something to do with it.

[DonDadda59]

You're depressed.

[Dresta]

You had a blowjob and went for a jog, what were you expecting exactly? A life transformation?

[IamRAMBO24]

I'm surprise everybody is missing the obvious: the girl is prob fat and not worth getting happy over.

[ArbitraryWater]

Weird thread... feels like someone just wanting to show off getting a BJ :lol

Sorry OP, seem like a cool, movie living dude like I am, but dafuq? What did the previous have to do with your mood?

Maybe Im looking at this the wrong way... depression? :confusedshrug:

[1987_Lakers]

I'm surprise everybody is missing the obvious: the girl is prob fat and not worth getting happy over.

Girl wasn't fat at all, she did seem about 10 years older than me though, kind of milfy.

[zoom17]

What's the point of this thread

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[1987_Lakers]

You had a blowjob and went for a jog, what were you expecting exactly? A life transformation?

I expected to feel happier than I am now. Guess it's time to leave this life of lust.

[IamRAMBO24]

Girl wasn't fat at all, she did seem about 10 years older than me though, kind of milfy.

Well it's obvious you weren't attracted to her. It's one thing to screw an ugly chick and it's quite another to screw a hot one. With a hot one, you get a sense of accomplishment. With an ugly one you're just like "bleh I would rather jerk off" and feel disgusted afterwards. On top of that, you went for a jog, which is running's lazy cousin, and not a full fledge work out. No wonder you are not feeling any sort of contentment since you haven't accomplished anything.

[WallIn]

Cousin gave you a BJ? That's some weird shit bro

[1987_Lakers]

Well it's obvious you weren't attracted to her. It's one thing to screw an ugly chick and it's quite another to screw a hot one. With a hot one, you get a sense of accomplishment. With an ugly one you're just like "bleh I would rather jerk off" and feel disgusted afterwards. On top of that, you went for a jog, which is running's lazy cousin, and not a full fledge work out. No wonder you are not feeling any sort of contentment since you haven't accomplished anything.

She was OK at best, the reason why I went for it was because she couldn't take her eyes off me. You are probably right in that regard.

But I take great offense in you bad mouthing jogging like that, I've lost 70 pounds by jogging, it made me a more confident and discipline person.

[Le Shaqtus]

Well it's obvious you weren't attracted to her. It's one thing to screw an ugly chick and it's quite another to screw a hot one. With a hot one, you get a sense of accomplishment. With an ugly one you're just like "bleh I would rather jerk off" and feel disgusted afterwards. On top of that, you went for a jog, which is running's lazy cousin, and not a full fledge work out. No wonder you are not feeling any sort of contentment since you haven't accomplished anything.

It's obvious you know nothing about running.

[ForeverHeat]

This nikka cant even do the subtle brag right smh

[Akrazotile]

I'm surprise everybody is missing the obvious: the girl is prob fat and not worth getting happy over.


No, the answer is even more obvious.

Hes not feeling happy about it because it was a girl and not a guy.

[MMM]

No, the answer is even more obvious.

Hes not feeling happy about it because it was a girl and not a guy.

Profound

[Bosnian Sajo]

You need some green home boy, frfr.

[ace23]

The fact that you've tuned yourself to believe that getting drunk and having a random hookup is a hallmark of happiness and success in life probably has something to do with it.
:roll:

[Done_And_Done]

Dare I say that it's the big L word you're looking for. Perhaps the petty hook ups ain't cutting it for you anymore?

[Le Shaqtus]

Dare I say that it's the big L word you're looking for. Perhaps the petty hook ups ain't cutting it for you anymore?

Lesbians?

[ace23]

Lesbians?
Love.

[JohnFreeman]

Look at your avy. That's why you are unhappy.

[BrownEye007]

No, the answer is even more obvious.

Hes not feeling happy about it because it was a girl and not a guy.
The point of this thread is to make ish think he got a blowjob and nothing more. He's only sad because in reality there was no blowjob.

[nathanjizzle]

The point of this thread is to make ish think he got a blowjob and nothing more. He's only sad because in reality there was no blowjob.

perhaps he did get a blowjob from a girl but he didnt want to, rather from a man, but only did it to make this thread to brag about it to ish because in reality he is unhappy due to his homosexuality, but on ish he can pretend to be the straight man that he never was.

ishception

[CelticBaller]

Depression my dude, I fvcked this pretty girl that comes to my job and I still felt like shit after

Just try try to smoke it away

[Just2McFly]

I'm confused.... You get smashed, then go jogging in the morning and wonder why you feel like shit. I don't think anyone would be happy while they are dehydrated.

But in all seriousness I'm in the same boat. I don't think it's depression, I just think it's a matter of priorities.

[Le Shaqtus]

I'd kill for a BJ right now son, whats wrong with you.

[YouGotServed]

Time to get married.

[Cactus-Sack]

Maybe if you drink enough alcohol you'll stop being such a fgt.

[Mr.Kite]

What more did you expect from a blowjob? You expected an epiphany after a load?

I'd trade getting a blow job to see bran lose in the finals

[Theoo]

BREAKIN NEWS !!! http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=333644:roll: :roll:

[BigBoss]

If serious...it mean you're growing up and want substance from your life.