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inclinerator
04-29-2014, 01:05 AM
http://i.imgur.com/E95cahY.jpg

AnaheimLakers24
04-29-2014, 01:06 AM
:roll:

JohnFreeman
04-29-2014, 01:07 AM
0-0-0-5 fouls on 0% shooting

Milbuck
04-29-2014, 01:07 AM
Wonderful photoshop...

CavaliersFTW
04-29-2014, 01:12 AM
I know the OP is photoshop but Hibbert really is a tall and big guy, but it's important to note that even though Hibbert is tall his mass is all artificial, probably a shit load of HGH and Steroids and though they helped his appearance they really can't correct his natural lack of athleticism. He's just another typical true 7 foot person (most NBA players aren't in the realm of 7 feet tall even if listed as such), in the sense that without intervention he's naturally clumsy, weak and very unathletic.

"Cut to 2004, Hibbert’s first year at Georgetown. In an early fall workout, Hibbert lay prostrate in the weight room, watched by strength coach Mike Hill. He’d hit the ground to bang out a few push-ups, but a problem soon became clear: Hibbert couldn’t do one. So while women’s soccer and lacrosse players looked on, Hill straddled the freshman big man, reached down, and grabbed him by the sides, pulling him up and pushing him down while Hibbert struggled to pitch in. “It was humiliating,” Hibbert says. “All these girls are watching — they can do push-ups but I can’t.” Not only could Hibbert not do a push-up, he couldn’t bend his knees enough to do a single squat, even without holding weights."

http://blogs.thescore.com/tbj/2012/05/03/being-embarrassed-in-front-of-girls-is-how-roy-hibbert-became-an-nba-all-star/

moe94
04-29-2014, 01:25 AM
He'd average 7 boards.

Cocaine80s
04-29-2014, 01:26 AM
I know the OP is photoshop but Hibbert really is a tall and big guy, but it's important to note that even though Hibbert is tall his mass is all artificial, probably a shit load of HGH and Steroids and though they helped his appearance they really can't correct his natural lack of athleticism. He's just another typical true 7 foot person (most NBA players aren't in the realm of 7 feet tall even if listed as such), in the sense that without intervention he's naturally clumsy, weak and very unathletic.

"Cut to 2004, Hibbert’s first year at Georgetown. In an early fall workout, Hibbert lay prostrate in the weight room, watched by strength coach Mike Hill. He’d hit the ground to bang out a few push-ups, but a problem soon became clear: Hibbert couldn’t do one. So while women’s soccer and lacrosse players looked on, Hill straddled the freshman big man, reached down, and grabbed him by the sides, pulling him up and pushing him down while Hibbert struggled to pitch in. “It was humiliating,” Hibbert says. “All these girls are watching — they can do push-ups but I can’t.” Not only could Hibbert not do a push-up, he couldn’t bend his knees enough to do a single squat, even without holding weights."

http://blogs.thescore.com/tbj/2012/05/03/being-embarrassed-in-front-of-girls-is-how-roy-hibbert-became-an-nba-all-star/
why are you so insecure about every 7 footer? we get it, Wilt is the best 7 footer in history

CavaliersFTW
04-29-2014, 01:27 AM
why are you so insecure about every 7 footer? we get it, Wilt is the best 7 footer in history
you tell me, you're clearly one of those internet e-pyschologists

Cocaine80s
04-29-2014, 01:30 AM
you tell me, you're clearly one of those internet e-pyschologists
i think you fear the day this kid arrives to the nba

http://future150.com/images/made/images/made/images/uploads/profilesbb-extras/2016/Thon-Maker-2016_390_550_imagesvwatermark-sml.png_300_200_30_r_b_-11_-11_rot270_550_390_061df1133d2dcfac_rot90.jpg

CavaliersFTW
04-29-2014, 01:31 AM
i think you fear the day this kid arrives to the nba

http://future150.com/images/made/images/made/images/uploads/profilesbb-extras/2016/Thon-Maker-2016_390_550_imagesvwatermark-sml.png_300_200_30_r_b_-11_-11_rot270_550_390_061df1133d2dcfac_rot90.jpg
:facepalm

Cocaine80s
04-29-2014, 01:33 AM
:facepalm
REVOLUTIONARY 7 Footer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDZaJFd4aSk

CavaliersFTW
04-29-2014, 01:36 AM
HORRIBLY COACHED 7 Footer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDZaJFd4aSk
fixed :cheers:

rhowen4
04-29-2014, 01:57 AM
[QUOTE=CavaliersFTW]I know the OP is photoshop but Hibbert really is a tall and big guy, but it's important to note that even though Hibbert is tall his mass is all artificial, probably a shit load of HGH and Steroids and though they helped his appearance they really can't correct his natural lack of athleticism. He's just another typical true 7 foot person (most NBA players aren't in the realm of 7 feet tall even if listed as such), in the sense that without intervention he's naturally clumsy, weak and very unathletic.

[I]"Cut to 2004, Hibbert

oarabbus
04-29-2014, 02:00 AM
Andre the Giant was way stronger than Wilt

http://www.thisisnotporn.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Wilt-Chamberlain-Arnold-Schwarzenegger-and-Andre-the-Giant.jpg

Wilt's flexed bicep is barely the size of Andre's forearm. Andre could tear Wilt into pieces

ShackEelOKneel
04-29-2014, 02:27 AM
http://i.imgur.com/E95cahY.jpg

Warlocks that can make their bodies bigger than their reflections should be banned from the NBA.

Real14
04-29-2014, 02:34 AM
:oldlol: