Thailand is a dangerous place

[ForeverHeat]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EK18inmSCng

Its like living in a minefield.

[9erempiree]

That voice.

[Le Shaqtus]

How does Thailand have so many girls with wangs

[9erempiree]

How does Thailand have so many girls with wangs

The male population there are very feminine. I have one straight Thai dude that I know and he acts girly and lives here.

Also, the sex industry is huge in a poor country like Thailand, therefore, it is no surprise that they would feel this niche in society.

[ForeverHeat]

The guy recording is so beta haha. He couldnt even chat up a trannie. Im pretty sure when she was signalling for a "drink" she was actually offering a bj.

[East_Stone_Ya]

If I said I didn't get a boner from watching that video I would be a liar.

:applause:

[ForeverHeat]

If I said I didn't get a boner from watching that video I would be a liar.

You would be down to f*ck wouldnt you BB :coleman:

[BrooklynZoo]

****ing scary. Do any of them have vag's? I mean say I was duped into the room, I'd at least be able to bounce once I saw the girls dick. otherwise I might have to out myself

[JtotheIzzo]

None of those 'chicks' have *****.

They are full formed trannies. In Thailand the process takes two years, you begin with heavy doses of female hormones and that begins to change your character and facial structure and body shape. The adam's apple gets shaved, and eventually you work to the big snip, when the dick is removed and turned into a v@g. The sensitive parts of your testicles are wound and refitted as you clit and other arts of your junk are turned inward to give sensation in your new v@g.

'soi' is Thai for 'lane' and this 'soi 6 Pattaya' is I am guessing an infamous ladyboy lane. Pattaya is the sex capital of Thailand. In most sex areas in Thailand, there is always a ladyboy area, but these bars or areas are usually well known.

These girls dupe Western tourists daily because the males in Thailand often have body structures more similar to the Western ideal of a model (the women tend to be more up and down, while the dudes have more of a v-shape). After a bit of time in Asia it is easy to differentiate, but when you are new, and drunk there is a chance you will fraternize with a ladyboy as they are far more aggressive in seeking out companionship than regular girls. Some men who stay in Thailand for a long time actually seek out ladyboys because it is something different and they try harder. And to be frank, some of them are really good looking.

Always check hands and chin, they are usually the two tell tale points that cannot be changed.

It is quite rare to find a fully processed ladyboy with a dick and the ones who have ***** are rough looking most of the time as they are in transition and have not changed their body enough with hormone treatment etc.

Ladyboys hang out with other ladyboys so it is quite easy to spot them and a lot of hostess bars (where these girls were working) don't let ladyboys work there. If they do allow ladyboys a lot of them tend to be there.

A hostess bar in Thailand (different from a gogo bar or karaoke parlor)is where women sit and drink with you, but you need to pay for their relatively expensive drinks (of which they get a cut). In the classier ones the women are often internet porn models or local trade show models and they drink and be ladylike while in the sketchier ones the women come from poorer rural places and constant ask to take you upstairs for sex (they come to the tourist areas to make money to bring back to the village so are much keener to get as many customers as possible).

[Le Shaqtus]

How do I get rid of this erection.

[JtotheIzzo]

you had sex with a tranny didnt you?


http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/nicolebohannon/default/like-krabby-patties--large-msg-127821766189.jpg

Just providing facts.

[Done_And_Done]

Izzo dropping that ladyboy 101 right there...

[bballnoob1192]

i wonder how good their ****** reconstruction looks compared to real ******s......

[9erempiree]

lol @ the human ladyboy encyclopedia.

[KyleKong]

None of those 'chicks' have *****.

They are full formed trannies. In Thailand the process takes two years, you begin with heavy doses of female hormones and that begins to change your character and facial structure and body shape. The adam's apple gets shaved, and eventually you work to the big snip, when the dick is removed and turned into a v@g. The sensitive parts of your testicles are wound and refitted as you clit and other arts of your junk are turned inward to give sensation in your new v@g.

'soi' is Thai for 'lane' and this 'soi 6 Pattaya' is I am guessing an infamous ladyboy lane. Pattaya is the sex capital of Thailand. In most sex areas in Thailand, there is always a ladyboy area, but these bars or areas are usually well known.

These girls dupe Western tourists daily because the males in Thailand often have body structures more similar to the Western ideal of a model (the women tend to be more up and down, while the dudes have more of a v-shape). After a bit of time in Asia it is easy to differentiate, but when you are new, and drunk there is a chance you will fraternize with a ladyboy as they are far more aggressive in seeking out companionship than regular girls. Some men who stay in Thailand for a long time actually seek out ladyboys because it is something different and they try harder. And to be frank, some of them are really good looking.

Always check hands and chin, they are usually the two tell tale points that cannot be changed.

It is quite rare to find a fully processed ladyboy with a dick and the ones who have ***** are rough looking most of the time as they are in transition and have not changed their body enough with hormone treatment etc.

Ladyboys hang out with other ladyboys so it is quite easy to spot them and a lot of hostess bars (where these girls were working) don't let ladyboys work there. If they do allow ladyboys a lot of them tend to be there.

A hostess bar in Thailand (different from a gogo bar or karaoke parlor)is where women sit and drink with you, but you need to pay for their relatively expensive drinks (of which they get a cut). In the classier ones the women are often internet porn models or local trade show models and they drink and be ladylike while in the sketchier ones the women come from poorer rural places and constant ask to take you upstairs for sex (they come to the tourist areas to make money to bring back to the village so are much keener to get as many customers as possible).

You ****ed a tranny didn't you?

[cos88]

None of those 'chicks' have *****.

They are full formed trannies. In Thailand the process takes two years, you begin with heavy doses of female hormones and that begins to change your character and facial structure and body shape. The adam's apple gets shaved, and eventually you work to the big snip, when the dick is removed and turned into a v@g. The sensitive parts of your testicles are wound and refitted as you clit and other arts of your junk are turned inward to give sensation in your new v@g.

'soi' is Thai for 'lane' and this 'soi 6 Pattaya' is I am guessing an infamous ladyboy lane. Pattaya is the sex capital of Thailand. In most sex areas in Thailand, there is always a ladyboy area, but these bars or areas are usually well known.

These girls dupe Western tourists daily because the males in Thailand often have body structures more similar to the Western ideal of a model (the women tend to be more up and down, while the dudes have more of a v-shape). After a bit of time in Asia it is easy to differentiate, but when you are new, and drunk there is a chance you will fraternize with a ladyboy as they are far more aggressive in seeking out companionship than regular girls. Some men who stay in Thailand for a long time actually seek out ladyboys because it is something different and they try harder. And to be frank, some of them are really good looking.

Always check hands and chin, they are usually the two tell tale points that cannot be changed.

It is quite rare to find a fully processed ladyboy with a dick and the ones who have ***** are rough looking most of the time as they are in transition and have not changed their body enough with hormone treatment etc.

Ladyboys hang out with other ladyboys so it is quite easy to spot them and a lot of hostess bars (where these girls were working) don't let ladyboys work there. If they do allow ladyboys a lot of them tend to be there.

A hostess bar in Thailand (different from a gogo bar or karaoke parlor)is where women sit and drink with you, but you need to pay for their relatively expensive drinks (of which they get a cut). In the classier ones the women are often internet porn models or local trade show models and they drink and be ladylike while in the sketchier ones the women come from poorer rural places and constant ask to take you upstairs for sex (they come to the tourist areas to make money to bring back to the village so are much keener to get as many customers as possible).


what's the difference between a tranny, shemale and a ladyboy?


i ask that because you sure had sex with one of those.

[BlazerRed]

You'd have to be gay to not wanna fxck the one in the white shirt. She/he looks far better than the average female. Think about it this way, if you were drinking in a bar and you saw her, you would have no clue she was a ladyboy until her pants are down. At that point you're saying to yourself "well shit I can't let all that hard work go to waste." Just f*ck her in the ass and let her suck your dick a little bit. Getting your dick sucked has never been gay.


never :biggums:
:lol :applause:

[Balla_Status]

Jizzo seems like a pretty international dude and said he has spent some time in Thailand so I'm sure from just talking to people and hanging out there he knows what's up.

[DCL]

None of those 'chicks' have *****.

They are full formed trannies. In Thailand the process takes two years, you begin with heavy doses of female hormones and that begins to change your character and facial structure and body shape. The adam's apple gets shaved, and eventually you work to the big snip, when the dick is removed and turned into a v@g. The sensitive parts of your testicles are wound and refitted as you clit and other arts of your junk are turned inward to give sensation in your new v@g.

'soi' is Thai for 'lane' and this 'soi 6 Pattaya' is I am guessing an infamous ladyboy lane. Pattaya is the sex capital of Thailand. In most sex areas in Thailand, there is always a ladyboy area, but these bars or areas are usually well known.

These girls dupe Western tourists daily because the males in Thailand often have body structures more similar to the Western ideal of a model (the women tend to be more up and down, while the dudes have more of a v-shape). After a bit of time in Asia it is easy to differentiate, but when you are new, and drunk there is a chance you will fraternize with a ladyboy as they are far more aggressive in seeking out companionship than regular girls. Some men who stay in Thailand for a long time actually seek out ladyboys because it is something different and they try harder. And to be frank, some of them are really good looking.

Always check hands and chin, they are usually the two tell tale points that cannot be changed.

It is quite rare to find a fully processed ladyboy with a dick and the ones who have ***** are rough looking most of the time as they are in transition and have not changed their body enough with hormone treatment etc.

Ladyboys hang out with other ladyboys so it is quite easy to spot them and a lot of hostess bars (where these girls were working) don't let ladyboys work there. If they do allow ladyboys a lot of them tend to be there.

A hostess bar in Thailand (different from a gogo bar or karaoke parlor)is where women sit and drink with you, but you need to pay for their relatively expensive drinks (of which they get a cut). In the classier ones the women are often internet porn models or local trade show models and they drink and be ladylike while in the sketchier ones the women come from poorer rural places and constant ask to take you upstairs for sex (they come to the tourist areas to make money to bring back to the village so are much keener to get as many customers as possible).

why do you know so much?? :oldlol:

[Kakapopo]

I'd fvck the sh*t out of the guy wearing the white tanktop.

[ForeverHeat]

ForeverHeat, time to admit you're gay or at the very least bi.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/--DaZXhG2yvE/Uga1uoMh56I/AAAAAAAAOLw/9g2cj4EZfQs/s1600/you-got-me.gif

[JtotheIzzo]

why do you know so much?? :oldlol:

I've lived in Thailand for 3 different 3 month stints, once in Bangkok for work, once in Samui between jobs just sitting on the beach and once in Chiang Mai for work.

No I didn't screw any ladyboys but I did get to know a lot about the local culture because it is quite frankly fascinating. And as a white male there, a lot of the drinking spots are overtly or covertly staffed with girls that you can f*ck any time. It is just part of the situation, whores and ladyboys and drug dealers etc. hang around the places where whitey parties because whitey has cash.

Thai men f*ck way more prostitutes than the tourists (I read in the Lonely Planet that the average Thai man visits a prostitute like once every two weeks and married men of means keep several girls on the side) but those girls command much less money and are often undocumented hilltribe girls from Burma (especially in the North), when you hear about sex slaves and shit like that it isn't in reference to the girls who screw foreigners, they are usually in it to get paid and usually cash out after 18 months taking the money back to their village so they can get married on in some cases give it to their husband. A lot of chicks go f*ck 'farang' (white foreigner) because some Thai dude knocked them up and left and now they need to ay for a kid. Rich Thais however f*ck internet models or trade show girls. I had a few Thai associates take me to a few high end hostess bars where some of the girls who worked there also modelled for websites like this (nsfw): http://www.theblackalley.com/

Ladyboys are considered a third gender in Thailand and Thailand is actually at the forefront of transgender medicine because of the amount of sex changes they perform. People in Thailand are not homophobic, so it is not uncommon to see a phase one ladyboy (who is basically a dude who looks butch but is wearing make up) working at KFC and having a laugh with their colleagues. Once they get full done though they tend to hang out with other ladyboys, so it isn't really hard to tell them apart.

When I was in Chiang Mai a gaggle of ladyboys hungout at night outside a bar halfway between where I lived and the nearest 7-Eleven, the first few times I walked by they were all up in my shit but once they realized I was around a lot and lived in the area they left me alone. They mostly prey on short term tourists and sex starved Europeans. It also doesn't hurt to know a few Thai phrases, they generally stop dead when you tell them you aren't keen in Thai. Ladyboy in Thai is Kathoey (kah-toy).

In person they give off a weird vibe and it is quite hard to get turned on by them, from a distance they might look good (nice hair, clothes and body) but up close there is a weird sixth sense reaction your body has that turns you off, something about it seems fishy and you lose interest.

The sex scene in Thailand is not as prominent and in your face as the media would like you to think, It is just as prevalent in the Philippines or China or Taiwan with the difference being Thailand's sex scene caught steam with US soldiers during the Vietnam war so it has a closer relation to the West.

Today the countries who f*ck prostitutes in Thailand the most are:

#1-Thais
#2-Japanese
#3-Germany, UK (tie)

[ForeverHeat]

I've lived in Thailand for 3 different 3 month stints, once in Bangkok for work, once in Samui between jobs just sitting on the beach and once in Chiang Mai for work.

No I didn't screw any ladyboys but I did get to know a lot about the local culture because it is quite frankly fascinating. And as a white male there, a lot of the drinking spots are overtly or covertly staffed with girls that you can f*ck any time. It is just part of the situation, whores and ladyboys and drug dealers etc. hang around the places where whitey parties because whitey has cash.

Thai men f*ck way more prostitutes than the tourists (I read in the Lonely Planet that the average Thai man visits a prostitute like once every two weeks and married men of means keep several girls on the side) but those girls command much less money and are often undocumented hilltribe girls from Burma (especially in the North), when you hear about sex slaves and shit like that it isn't in reference to the girls who screw foreigners, they are usually in it to get paid and usually cash out after 18 months taking the money back to their village so they can get married on in some cases give it to their husband. A lot of chicks go f*ck 'farang' (white foreigner) because some Thai dude knocked them up and left and now they need to ay for a kid. Rich Thais however f*ck internet models or trade show girls. I had a few Thai associates take me to a few high end hostess bars where some of the girls who worked there also modelled for websites like this (nsfw): http://www.theblackalley.com/

Ladyboys are considered a third gender in Thailand and Thailand is actually at the forefront of transgender medicine because of the amount of sex changes they perform. People in Thailand are not homophobic, so it is not uncommon to see a phase one ladyboy (who is basically a dude who looks butch but is wearing make up) working at KFC and having a laugh with their colleagues. Once they get full done though they tend to hang out with other ladyboys, so it isn't really hard to tell them apart.

When I was in Chiang Mai a gaggle of ladyboys hungout at night outside a bar halfway between where I lived and the nearest 7-Eleven, the first few times I walked by they were all up in my shit but once they realized I was around a lot and lived in the area they left me alone. They mostly prey on short term tourists and sex starved Europeans. It also doesn't hurt to know a few Thai phrases, they generally stop dead when you tell them you aren't keen in Thai. Ladyboy in Thai is Kathoey (kah-toy).

In person they give off a weird vibe and it is quite hard to get turned on by them, from a distance they might look good (nice hair, clothes and body) but up close there is a weird sixth sense reaction your body has that turns you off, something about it seems fishy and you lose interest.

The sex scene in Thailand is not as prominent and in your face as the media would like you to think, It is just as prevalent in the Philippines or China or Taiwan with the difference being Thailand's sex scene caught steam with US soldiers during the Vietnam war so it has a closer relation to the West.

Today the countries who f*ck prostitutes in Thailand the most are:

#1-Thais
#2-Japanese
#3-Germany, UK (tie)

Wow. Keep it coming man this is very interesting. Why do you think Thailand has so many more transexuals than any other country in the world?

[Bandito]

male butthole feels the same as a female butthole

so ive been told
Well the main difference between a woman and a man are their reproductive organs not their buttholes:confusedshrug:

[ForeverHeat]

Well the main difference between a woman and a man are their reproductive organs not their buttholes:confusedshrug:

Woah I didnt know we had a doctor in the house!

[JtotheIzzo]

Wow. Keep it coming man this is very interesting. Why do you think Thailand has so many more transexuals than any other country in the world?

Thais are probably the most docile and gentle people I have come across, not so much in a submissive way but with a sort of 'regalness' to it, and despite the popularity of Muay Thai and masculinity, a large percentage of Thai men are very feminine. I think this lends itself to transgender desires, why be gay when you can just go all out and become a woman? I also think there is a desire in all societies to have the feeling of belonging that comes with being in a subgroup and since 'kathoeys' are generally accepted in society and there is a place for them, the option of being transgender becomes more appealing. There are lots of ladyboy 'success stories' ones who got married and earned a normal female life, there are also ladyboy cabaret shows and shit in tourist spots and a ladyboy pageant in the country each year.

At the end of the day it is f*cking mind boggling how big a part of the society it is but you must also remember when you mix a gentle, feminine population with Buddhism (Thais are insanely religious) there will be a live and let live attitude that pervades the country. Their only real angst is towards the minority Muslim population in the South of the country.

[Bandito]

Woah I didnt know we had a doctor in the house!
I got a PHD in STFU:lol

[dude77]

those little fkrs can fool you if they don't open their mouths .. the one in white looked female to me(helps that he/she is shorter) .. the others I could kinda tell

[deja vu]

JtotheIzzo should start an AMA on Reddit.

[ForeverHeat]

Thais are probably the most docile and gentle people I have come across, not so much in a submissive way but with a sort of 'regalness' to it, and despite the popularity of Muay Thai and masculinity, a large percentage of Thai men are very feminine. I think this lends itself to transgender desires, why be gay when you can just go all out and become a woman? I also think there is a desire in all societies to have the feeling of belonging that comes with being in a subgroup and since 'kathoeys' are generally accepted in society and there is a place for them, the option of being transgender becomes more appealing. There are lots of ladyboy 'success stories' ones who got married and earned a normal female life, there are also ladyboy cabaret shows and shit in tourist spots and a ladyboy pageant in the country each year.

At the end of the day it is f*cking mind boggling how big a part of the society it is but you must also remember when you mix a gentle, feminine population with Buddhism (Thais are insanely religious) there will be a live and let live attitude that pervades the country. Their only real angst is towards the minority Muslim population in the South of the country.

Hmm. Thats quite interesting. But even though its more socially acceptable, these kathoey are never truly regarded as female, are they? Thus why they call it the third gender?

[rufuspaul]

JtotheIzzo should start an AMA on Reddit.


No shit. This has been quite educational.

[D-FENS]

Just providing facts.

You know an awful lot for just a "facts" guy.
Fat, lonely white guy in Asia + CavaliersFTW style essay = Ladyboy magnet

Anyway, nothing wrong with that. Number 3 had my attention until I vomited.

[gts]

At the end of the day it is f*cking mind boggling how big a part of the society it is but you must also remember when you mix a gentle, feminine population with Buddhism (Thais are insanely religious) there will be a live and let live attitude that pervades the country.

Well said... Thing I noticed both in Thailand and Malaysia you'll see even what you'd assume to be straight guys by their demeanor or appearance holding hands in public like teenage girls do...

[rezznor]

Well said... Thing I noticed both in Thailand and Malaysia you'll see even what you'd assume to be straight guys by their demeanor or appearance holding hands in public like teenage girls do...
yup. last time i was there i saw 2 taxi drivers who i would assume would be straight...except for the fact they were scissoring each other in a hammock.

[gts]

yup. last time i was there i saw 2 taxi drivers who i would assume would be straight...except for the fact they were scissoring each other in a hammock.

haha stop... s*it, coffee just spewed from my nose, the visual is too funny

[ArbitraryWater]

None of those 'chicks' have *****.

They are full formed trannies. In Thailand the process takes two years, you begin with heavy doses of female hormones and that begins to change your character and facial structure and body shape. The adam's apple gets shaved, and eventually you work to the big snip, when the dick is removed and turned into a v@g. The sensitive parts of your testicles are wound and refitted as you clit and other arts of your junk are turned inward to give sensation in your new v@g.

'soi' is Thai for 'lane' and this 'soi 6 Pattaya' is I am guessing an infamous ladyboy lane. Pattaya is the sex capital of Thailand. In most sex areas in Thailand, there is always a ladyboy area, but these bars or areas are usually well known.

These girls dupe Western tourists daily because the males in Thailand often have body structures more similar to the Western ideal of a model (the women tend to be more up and down, while the dudes have more of a v-shape). After a bit of time in Asia it is easy to differentiate, but when you are new, and drunk there is a chance you will fraternize with a ladyboy as they are far more aggressive in seeking out companionship than regular girls. Some men who stay in Thailand for a long time actually seek out ladyboys because it is something different and they try harder. And to be frank, some of them are really good looking.

Always check hands and chin, they are usually the two tell tale points that cannot be changed.

It is quite rare to find a fully processed ladyboy with a dick and the ones who have ***** are rough looking most of the time as they are in transition and have not changed their body enough with hormone treatment etc.

Ladyboys hang out with other ladyboys so it is quite easy to spot them and a lot of hostess bars (where these girls were working) don't let ladyboys work there. If they do allow ladyboys a lot of them tend to be there.

A hostess bar in Thailand (different from a gogo bar or karaoke parlor)is where women sit and drink with you, but you need to pay for their relatively expensive drinks (of which they get a cut). In the classier ones the women are often internet porn models or local trade show models and they drink and be ladylike while in the sketchier ones the women come from poorer rural places and constant ask to take you upstairs for sex (they come to the tourist areas to make money to bring back to the village so are much keener to get as many customers as possible).

None of these chicks have what? ******* or *****?

[rezznor]

i wonder how good their ****** reconstruction looks compared to real ******s......


i have a friend who's a plastic surgeon in miami. his specialty is gender reassignment and he showed me some video of his operations plus some before/after of both male to female as well as female to male.

before this, i had always assumed that i could tell the difference, but after looking at some of those after pictures, i was a bit freaked out. no way in hell would you be able to tell that that ***** used to be a *****. :wtf:

all i gotta say is...be very careful in thailand lol

[ForeverHeat]

i have a friend who's a plastic surgeon in miami. his specialty is gender reassignment and he showed me some video of his operations plus some before/after of both male to female as well as female to male.

before this, i had always assumed that i could tell the difference, but after looking at some of those after pictures, i was a bit freaked out. no way in hell would you be able to tell that that ***** used to be a *****. :wtf:

all i gotta say is...be very careful in thailand lol

:eek: Thats scary. So essentially a guy could get duped and marry a tranny and reach his deathbed without ever realising it was a man? Its a actual possibility, only hitch would be if the guy wanted kids.

[ArbitraryWater]

i have a friend who's a plastic surgeon in miami. his specialty is gender reassignment and he showed me some video of his operations plus some before/after of both male to female as well as female to male.

before this, i had always assumed that i could tell the difference, but after looking at some of those after pictures, i was a bit freaked out. no way in hell would you be able to tell that that ***** used to be a *****. :wtf:

all i gotta say is...be very careful in thailand lol

My goodness thats fkn scary... whys that shit even allowed?? goddmannn its disgusting i feel weird right now lmfao

[D-FENS]

My goodness thats fkn scary... whys that shit even allowed?? goddmannn its disgusting i feel weird right now lmfao

Weird, another word for curious.
http://fireden.net/4chan/images.4chan.org//vg/src/1390729974671.gif

[CelticBaller]

male butthole feels the same as a female butthole

so ive been told
This, heard it from my friend

[9erempiree]

You would think something as drastic as changing your gender, that you would be required to report it. If surgeons are getting so good at snipping the wood and turn it into a vag, then they should register themselves as transgender.

The thought of hooking up with someone and not knowing for the rest of your life is quite scary.

They need a CARFAX with women. You find out if they are a lemon or not.

[dude77]

You would think something as drastic as changing your gender, that you would be required to report it. If surgeons are getting so good at snipping the wood and turn it into a vag, then they should register themselves as transgender.

The thought of hooking up with someone and not knowing for the rest of your life is quite scary.

They need a CARFAX with women. You find out if they are a lemon or not.

don't want imagine that lol .. there's gotta be something that gives it away ? .. the voice or the hands .. something, anything

[ForeverHeat]

don't want imagine that lol .. there's gotta be something that gives it away ? .. the voice or the hands .. something, anything

The thing is that there are small things that could give it away but people wont notice those things. It is very conceivable some poor guys out there are married to trannies right now but have no idea.

[rezznor]

My goodness thats fkn scary... whys that shit even allowed?? goddmannn its disgusting i feel weird right now lmfao


yup. i was dumbfounded by how good his work was. scary shit

[rezznor]

don't want imagine that lol .. there's gotta be something that gives it away ? .. the voice or the hands .. something, anything


voice can be changed with hormones. adams apple can be shaved down. tits can be grown with hormones or just be silicone (it's so common now among real girls that nobody even cares anymore...the only tell tell signs i can think of that can't be altered are hand and feet size...but what if the dude just had naturally small hands?

[D-FENS]

voice can be changed with hormones. adams apple can be shaved down. tits can be grown with hormones or just be silicone (it's so common now among real girls that nobody even cares anymore...the only tell tell signs i can think of that can't be altered are hand and feet size...but what if the dude just had naturally small hands?

http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwui2hN3oV1qj1y18o1_r2_1280.jpg

[JtotheIzzo]

You know an awful lot for just a "facts" guy.
Fat, lonely white guy in Asia + CavaliersFTW style essay = Ladyboy magnet

Anyway, nothing wrong with that. Number 3 had my attention until I vomited.

OK, look, I know you are trolling, but we have gone over this a thousand times, the Bodbuilding forum fat Jtotheizzo thread was Heilige from here, he used my username over there and there is a thread about it somewhere in this OTC forum. Also I am not lonely, I actually live a very good life.

I don't mind discussing this because I think people are genuinely curious (not in a gay sex way) just in a 'wtf?' kind of way. Well most people anyways, you probably aren't because you are too beta in your self confidence to discuss anything that might have connotations that could cast aspersions on your supreme masculinity.

[iamgine]

There's nothing wrong with f*cking a beautiful tranny. :confusedshrug:

[BrooklynZoo]

I'd fvck the sh*t out of the guy wearing the white tanktop.

"no homo"

[9erempiree]

Another thing that occurred to me, regardless of how good these surgeons are they can't change mental makeup.

I mean, these boyladies should know better than to trick a guy. They have to be self conscience about themselves too. For the fear of getting found out.

I would assume if someone was to find out that they slept or married a ladyboy than they could very well worry for their life.

This isn't some "honey, I slept with your family member" type of betrayal. This can cause a man to kill. That is why I believe there are not many who try to fool a straight man.

Also, by changing genders they are essentially doing a heterosexual act. They are having sex like heteros when ladyboys are found to be gay. I doubt it happens but I'm worried for others.

[9erempiree]

Some of these niccas have better bodies than women but as I watch this, I sense danger, like my gut tells me something is wrong. I trust all men to have these instincts. Call it a 6th sense, we as humans do have it and that is spotting out something wrong. Like a dog sniffing. We just know.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXzgjiWjWVw

[G-train]

This is news to Americans but it's common knowledge to anyone within 8 hour flight of Bangkok.

[Solidape]

Me too. If I perceive that as an attractive woman then it isn't gay, right? Perception = reality

Lol,... :roll: Is all good, until your balls touch, only then it's gay as someone mentioned.

[JtotheIzzo]

Some of these niccas have better bodies than women but as I watch this, I sense danger, like my gut tells me something is wrong. I trust all men to have these instincts. Call it a 6th sense, we as humans do have it and that is spotting out something wrong. Like a dog sniffing. We just know.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXzgjiWjWVw

yeah, you are exactly right, when you suspect tranniness, the sixth sense kicks in and it shuts down your libido.

Also, the vast majority of these chicks have long ago parted with their junk so no balls will be touching. And years of taking female hormones changes their body shape and features.

The truth lies in the hands, eyes (even in the above video something looks a bit off), tits (always fake, a trend only recently catching on wth real women in Thailand).

Basically if a Thai girl is statuesque you begin further examination, then look at the hands, the tits, listen to the voice and watch the mannerism. Ladyboys are much more aggressive in their pursuits.

My friend brought his Chinese girlfriend to Samui, she was tall with a bit stronger facial features (Northern Chinese) and a bouncer at this club gave her shit for being a ladyboy, even though she was a foreign tourist and 100% female. In short everyone who knows the score has their guard up and won't get duped, but a noob under dark lights who happens to be drunk is a prime suspect.

Ya gotta know the score.

[9erempiree]

yeah, you are exactly right, when you suspect tranniness, the sixth sense kicks in and it shuts down your libido.

Also, the vast majority of these chicks have long ago parted with their junk so no balls will be touching. And years of taking female hormones changes their body shape and features.

The truth lies in the hands, eyes (even in the above video something looks a bit off), tits (always fake, a trend only recently catching on wth real women in Thailand).

Basically if a Thai girl is statuesque you begin further examination, then look at the hands, the tits, listen to the voice and watch the mannerism. Ladyboys are much more aggressive in their pursuits.

My friend brought his Chinese girlfriend to Samui, she was tall with a bit stronger facial features (Northern Chinese) and a bouncer at this club gave her shit for being a ladyboy, even though she was a foreign tourist and 100% female. In short everyone who knows the score has their guard up and won't get duped, but a noob under dark lights who happens to be drunk is a prime suspect.

Ya gotta know the score.

Come to think about it, I have no problems spotting them out after a few YT videos.

Like you mentioned:

- I noticed aggressive behavior. Even the fine ass girls in Americaa, don't go hollering at dudes like that. Basically, the roles are switched. People may say they are prostitutes, so they are trying to make money, I know escorts and they don't go hollering like that. It is not a woman's nature to holler.

- If it looks like a bunch of fine ass women are in the same clique or same circle, they are ladyboys. There is not many places in the world where you will see hot ass women all friends and no regular looking girl. If you are going to be a woman, might as well look like a big titty fine ass one. Dead giveaway. Something I say in high school till this day...."if the girl is too glamorous then something is fake about her...." this saying can be said to all women. Reminds me of the time I was in Vegas. The nightclubs would have 15 hot ass girls lining up and all friends and there was no average or regular chick. I knew it was fake and they weren't club-goers but an escort agency.

- They wear provocative clothing. Even some pretty girls dress normal. Like I said, if they are going to be a woman, they might as well look like Pamela Anderson.

- Last but not least, go take them out to play catch. If they can throw and catch like a nicca, then its a nicca.

[step_back]

You would think something as drastic as changing your gender, that you would be required to report it. If surgeons are getting so good at snipping the wood and turn it into a vag, then they should register themselves as transgender.

The thought of hooking up with someone and not knowing for the rest of your life is quite scary.

They need a CARFAX with women. You find out if they are a lemon or not.

They should at least have to wear a bell round their neck or something. :confusedshrug:

[D-FENS]

OK, look, I know you are trolling, but we have gone over this a thousand times, the Bodbuilding forum fat Jtotheizzo thread was Heilige from here, he used my username over there and there is a thread about it somewhere in this OTC forum. Also I am not lonely, I actually live a very good life.

I don't mind discussing this because I think people are genuinely curious (not in a gay sex way) just in a 'wtf?' kind of way. Well most people anyways, you probably aren't because you are too beta in your self confidence to discuss anything that might have connotations that could cast aspersions on your supreme masculinity.

Post a pic. And I'm purposely trying to rile you up. You know me - I'm just planning on staying incognito here. I hope you wen to Heilige's mom's house and beat the shit out of him. It's fine to be punked by people here, but not ****stains like Heilige. That guy is a straight up creep.

I've spent a bit of time in Thailand, and people asked me if I spotted any lady-boys, my answer was: "Nope. You can't spot them." Dead serious, never saw a lady boy while there. All this lady-boy talk makes me think of Mother Boy - way off topic.
http://cdn.pastemagazine.com/www/blogs/lists/arrested.jpg

[ForeverHeat]

Come to think about it, I have no problems spotting them out after a few YT videos.

Like you mentioned:

- I noticed aggressive behavior. Even the fine ass girls in Americaa, don't go hollering at dudes like that. Basically, the roles are switched. People may say they are prostitutes, so they are trying to make money, I know escorts and they don't go hollering like that. It is not a woman's nature to holler.

- If it looks like a bunch of fine ass women are in the same clique or same circle, they are ladyboys. There is not many places in the world where you will see hot ass women all friends and no regular looking girl. If you are going to be a woman, might as well look like a big titty fine ass one. Dead giveaway. Something I say in high school till this day...."if the girl is too glamorous then something is fake about her...." this saying can be said to all women. Reminds me of the time I was in Vegas. The nightclubs would have 15 hot ass girls lining up and all friends and there was no average or regular chick. I knew it was fake and they weren't club-goers but an escort agency.

- They wear provocative clothing. Even some pretty girls dress normal. Like I said, if they are going to be a woman, they might as well look like Pamela Anderson.

- Last but not least, go take them out to play catch. If they can throw and catch like a nicca, then its a nicca.

9er dropping that knowledge :applause:

But yeah they really should have some sort of identification so that nobody ends up f*ckin or marrying one without knowing the whole truth.

[ForeverHeat]

We need some serious no homo spray up in this bitch.

[D-FENS]

We need some serious no homo spray up in this bitch.

http://thai-discovery.com/ladyboy-test.php

Test your knowledge guys.

[ForeverHeat]

http://thai-discovery.com/ladyboy-test.php

Test your knowledge guys.

Oh shit :roll:

I'll let you know how I do.

[ForeverHeat]

http://thai-discovery.com/ladyboy-test.php

Test your knowledge guys.

Wow...

http://www.thai-discovery.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/red.png

Is a man?

And that Super Advanced Test is f*ckin torture...

[rezznor]

i get too damn paranoid when i party in thailand, so i stick to just hitting on fellow foreigners and tourists.

[D-FENS]

I err on the side of caution and pick lady boys for most of them. If you were drunk in Thailand, it's better to just be celibate, or to go with the flow and never speak of what happened, haha

[D-FENS]

i get too damn paranoid when i party in thailand, so i stick to just hitting on fellow foreigners and tourists.


:applause:

Good call. I was there with my wife (GF) at the time. It wasn't a concern for me, but I can see how it would be shit if you were there to pick up. Korea and Japan are much better for the ladies.

[cos88]

Congratulations - you have completed Ladyboy Test Beginners.
You scored 9 out of 10.
Your performance have been rated as 'Excellent' :banana:

[ForeverHeat]

I err on the side of caution and pick lady boys for most of them. If you were drunk in Thailand, it's better to just be celibate, or to go with the flow and never speak of what happened, haha

No need for words bro, you avy is summing up your mood nicely.

[D-FENS]

Congratulations - you have completed Ladyboy Test Beginners.
You scored 9 out of 10.
Your performance have been rated as 'Excellent' :banana:

That 1 mistake though, could be very costly, or just a missed opportunity depending on what you picked.

[rezznor]

beginners: 8/10 but i only guessed one ladyboy as a lady so only 10% chance i have a crying game moment.

intermediate: 8/10 but both were ladyboys. 20% chance, that's what i get for giving people the benefit of the doubt! :facepalm


advanced: 5/10 but i already knew the answer to the first one so it really would have been 4/10 :cry: :cry: :cry: i feel so dirty

http://collegetimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/try-and-have-a-shower1.gif

[rezznor]

:applause:

Good call. I was there with my wife (GF) at the time. It wasn't a concern for me, but I can see how it would be shit if you were there to pick up. Korea and Japan are much better for the ladies.

I'll throw in Vietnam, Thailand, and HK as well.


was discussing this with my friends last time we were in Asia, it must suck to be a real girl in Thailand, but happen to be tall or even have oh-so-slightly mannish features. you would have to spend your life fending off accusations of being a dude

[dude77]

this one doesn't belong in the super advanced test :no:



http://www.thai-discovery.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/3.jpg

[$LakerGold]

I got 10 out of 10 for both Beginner & Intermediate. Got 5 out of 10 for advanced. Holy shit that was hard. haha

The first 2 levels weren't hard. But damn the Expert level was hard. I grew up in a country where gay people try really hard to look like a woman. I feel bad for Americans, though. Studies have shown actually, that Americans tend to not recognize the difference. lol

[$LakerGold]

7 out of 10 for S. Advanced. Haha that wasn't too hard though.

[D-FENS]

7 out of 10 for S. Advanced. Haha that wasn't too hard though.

Good work.
I went 8/10, 7/10 and 4/10

:facepalm

[magic chiongson]

http://youtu.be/waEwVXatHe8

[BurningHammer]

http://youtu.be/waEwVXatHe8
Could work well in America too. :oldlol:

[GatorKid117]

Most famous ladyboy in Thailand: http://instagram.com/poydtreechada

Was too beta to do anything when I went to Thailand but I did get hassled by a granny hooker on my first night. Bitch would not leave me alone.

All in all, I love me Thailand. Such delicious food! (I hate Chinese food so much)

[D-FENS]

Most famous ladyboy in Thailand: http://instagram.com/poydtreechada


It's a trap!

[D-FENS]

http://youtu.be/waEwVXatHe8

:roll: :roll:

"Save your *****. Save your clitoris."

"I wanted to **** her."

:roll: :roll:

[magic chiongson]

Could work well in America too. :oldlol:

called it, here's the american version :D

http://youtu.be/AOLOxV5qVJ4

[rezznor]

called it, here's the american version :D

http://youtu.be/AOLOxV5qVJ4


"show me anyway"

some dudes are just too thirsty :oldlol:

[ForeverHeat]

Most famous ladyboy in Thailand: http://instagram.com/poydtreechada

Was too beta to do anything when I went to Thailand but I did get hassled by a granny hooker on my first night. Bitch would not leave me alone.

All in all, I love me Thailand. Such delicious food! (I hate Chinese food so much)

Dude looks better than most girls.

[step_back]

called it, here's the american version :D

http://youtu.be/AOLOxV5qVJ4

Oh SH!T is that Panama City Beach? I was there :roll:

[D-FENS]

called it, here's the american version :D

http://youtu.be/AOLOxV5qVJ4

I'm surprised by how many of them are actually good guys

[BurningHammer]

called it, here's the american version :D

http://youtu.be/AOLOxV5qVJ4
:pimp: