Bill Simmons plane story about Donald Sterling is hilarious.

[1987_Lakers]

[I]Nearly one year ago, I flew from Los Angeles to San Antonio for the Western Conference finals. Because we were traveling for television duties, I happened to be sitting in first class, in an aisle seat, one row behind the immortal Donald Sterling. This wasn

[SpecialQue]

The best thing about the Sterling fiasco is that now FINALLY more people will come out about the bullshit that went on behind the scenes.

EDIT: After reading the article, I discovered that this isn't the kind of "behind the scenes" info I was hoping for. Shockingly weak bullshit from Simmons.

[fiddy]

petty stuff, not worth reading

[gts]

If Bill Simmons thought this was important enough to share it can only mean one thing.. he's running out of ideas

[livinglegend]

let s be real, nobody is going to read that shit.

[SpecialQue]

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[TheReal Kendall]

Shit was mad boring. I was wondering when it was gonna get good and it didn't.

Don't waste your time reading this.


To sum it up basically it's just rich people shit

[StrongLurk]

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:roll:

[NumberSix]

Wow. So Bill waited until just now to tell us that Sterling is a douche?

Lol. Such a hack.

[Trollsmasher]

He probably made it up just so he could tell his own "Sterling = bastard" story

[-Lebron23-]

Simmons tries way too hard to be relevant. I guess some people find him entertaining otherwise I don't get why he is still around, he is just a fan without particularly good knowledge of the game.

Am I missing something?

[3peated]

this is an actual funny story, there isn't any drama here, this is why you teenage girls don't like it.

[longtime lurker]

Still waiting for the hilarious part......

[3peated]

just add random DOE'S or BETA or LETTUCE BE REAL and you guys will enjoy it more

[DukeDelonte13]

Simmons tries way too hard to be relevant. I guess some people find him entertaining otherwise I don't get why he is still around, he is just a fan without particularly good knowledge of the game.

Am I missing something?


i agree. He's like one of those guys in highschool that isn't really that cool, but just insults everything and everyone, so people like him.

[-Lebron23-]

just add random DOE'S or BETA or LETTUCE BE REAL and you guys will enjoy it more
Son, I've flown First Class before, seen a dude pull out his ****, put ice cream on it and ask the woman travelling with him to lick it on a flight from Indonesia no less (largest muslim country).

Flying business on a flight from Qatar, I've seen an at-least-80-year old German perv somehow manage to talk a flight attendant into helping him put on his PJs on flight, put his sit on fully horizontal position...only to reveal a huge bonner under the blanket...while his wife is seating next to him through the whole thing.

Those are hilarious anecdotes you can write a longer story about. Some rich dude being a pain in the ass because he did not get an aisle seat...Not so much.

Also, if the story is legit, you have to wonder what the fvck he is paying 2 personal assistans for if they can't even get him the right seat, unless he only hired both the day before. All this story does to me after the racist comments fiasco is confirm Sterling completely sucks at surrounding himself with the right people.

[DwnShft2Xcelr8]

I read that shit and now completely regret reading that shit.

[kamil]

Flying business on a flight from Qatar, I've seen an at-least-80-year old German perv somehow manage to talk a flight attendant into helping him put on his PJs on flight, put his sit on fully horizontal position...only to reveal a huge bonner under the blanket...while his wife is seating next to him through the whole thing.

I hope I'm still able to get it up at 80 years of age.

[R.I.P.]

To sum up the incredible story.

He bitched about his seat and his whore of an assistant had to fly economy.

[-Lebron23-]

I hope I'm still able to get it up at 80 years of age.
Yeah that was shocking, I guess he took some 'enhancers'. Dude was like a child trapped on an elder's body.

[kamil]

Yeah that was shocking, I guess he took some 'enhancers'. Dude was like a child trapped on an elder's body.

Seeing how ridiculously fast medicine has moved forward in the last 5-10 years, I don't think it'll be a problem for many of us in 50+ years when WE are old.

[moe94]

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Had me in tears :roll:

[Budadiiii]

Those circumstances really are unacceptable for a billionaire though.

Flying commercial? :rolleyes:

[sd3035]

let s be real, nobody is going to read that shit.

Unfortunately I did, because some fakkit said it was "hilarious"

[KirbyPls]

just add random DOE'S or BETA or LETTUCE BE REAL and you guys will enjoy it more

Lettuce be cereal, Simmons living rent-free on ISH doe.

[KirbyPls]

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[Levity]

this article confirmed my suspicions..... Sterling really love soup!!!

Thanks bill!







but on the real, its hilarious how soup in a game changer for the elderly, and this story fits that notion.

[Rake2204]

I initially thought the thread title had "plain" edited in to reflect the nature of the article itself. Wrong form though.

[AirFederer]

Weak as frukk

[AirFederer]

this article confirmed my suspicions..... Sterling really love soup!!!

Thanks bill!







but on the real, its hilarious how soup in a game changer for the elderly, and this story fits that notion.

I literally lol'ed :lol