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Akrazotile
05-01-2014, 11:42 PM
Jezus Funking Christ, America.


I thought the commercial was satire at first. And then it kept going, and I realized the horrific truth. It's a real thing.


Get alerts every time Lebron tweets. Watch a constant photostream of him in the backyard, at the grocery store, at shootaround, on the toilet, at the manicurist.

Spend your time reading.... Not classic literature. Not world news. Not tutorials on useful skills....... Lebron's stats and fun facts and bio and crap.




I'm not kidding guys. I know society has been heading in this direction, but this was a 'holy shit' moment for me that this was actually an aired commercial for a real app by a major company. My mind is literally fukced right now.

riseagainst
05-01-2014, 11:45 PM
plot twist: OP was the first downloader of said app.

Akrazotile
05-01-2014, 11:47 PM
plot twist: OP was the first downloader of said app.


:oldlol:


i lol'd

russwest0
05-01-2014, 11:47 PM
LeBron says he has a Durant app on his phone :confusedshrug:

Budadiiii
05-01-2014, 11:50 PM
Dude, get a ****ing job. You post on a basketball message board with numerous gimmicks and you don't find that a waste of time?

But people who want to check up on LeBron are whats wrong with society? You post comments about him every single day of your life. :facepalm

You lacked discipline growing up. Get a job bro.

Beastmode88
05-01-2014, 11:52 PM
Dude, get a ****ing job. You post on a basketball message board with numerous gimmicks and you don't find that a waste of time?

But people who want to check up on LeBron are whats wrong with society? You post comments about him every single day of your life. :facepalm

You lacked discipline growing up. Get a job bro.

Says the guy with 8000 post. :lol

Lebron23
05-01-2014, 11:53 PM
Durant also downloaded this application.

Budadiiii
05-01-2014, 11:53 PM
Says the guy with 8000 post. :lol
Yeah, this guy has accumulated about 50,000 when you consider all of the accounts that he has gotten banned.

I mean, I post a little too much but damn, Chris takes it to another level.

Jameerthefear
05-01-2014, 11:53 PM
Budadiiii going in :lol

Keno
05-01-2014, 11:53 PM
so you're not going to tell us the name so we can download it? ******.

TheMarkMadsen
05-01-2014, 11:56 PM
We may see a lot of Bran fans drop off of ISH.

They'll use their Internet time fapping to Lebrons backyard stream

CelticBaller
05-01-2014, 11:57 PM
Dude, get a ****ing job. You post on a basketball message board with numerous gimmicks and you don't find that a waste of time?

But people who want to check up on LeBron are whats wrong with society? You post comments about him every single day of your life. :facepalm

You lacked discipline growing up. Get a job bro.
kill em :oldlol:

plowking
05-01-2014, 11:57 PM
Step in the right direction.

J Shuttlesworth
05-01-2014, 11:58 PM
Dude, get a ****ing job. You post on a basketball message board with numerous gimmicks and you don't find that a waste of time?

But people who want to check up on LeBron are whats wrong with society? You post comments about him every single day of your life. :facepalm

You lacked discipline growing up. Get a job bro.
:eek: :applause:

Akrazotile
05-02-2014, 12:01 AM
Dude, get a ****ing job. You post on a basketball message board with numerous gimmicks and you don't find that a waste of time?

But people who want to check up on LeBron are whats wrong with society? You post comments about him every single day of your life. :facepalm

You lacked discipline growing up. Get a job bro.


:roll:


You are upset on the inside my dude. Confront yo deeminz.

20Four
05-02-2014, 12:02 AM
Good news for SILK....he can now FAP to lebron 24/7 :roll: :roll:

Jameerthefear
05-02-2014, 12:03 AM
Good news for SILK....he can now FAP to lebron 24/7 :roll: :roll:
Too bad no one gives a shit about Kobe enough to make one for him. You'd be all set.

TheReal Kendall
05-02-2014, 12:04 AM
Why are people congratulating Budadaii?


Dude has multiple atls too and all he do is troll

b1imtf
05-02-2014, 12:05 AM
Too bad no one gives a shit about Kobe enough to make one for him. You'd be all set.
:applause:

20Four
05-02-2014, 12:05 AM
Too bad no one gives a shit about Kobe enough to make one for him. You'd be all set.
http://i.minus.com/ibryVw56OnrVCq.png

CelticBaller
05-02-2014, 12:06 AM
Why are people congratulating Budadaii?


Dude has multiple atls too and all he do is troll
Hibbert>>>Dwight

moe94
05-02-2014, 12:07 AM
Why "chit"?

russwest0
05-02-2014, 12:08 AM
Got an update on the LeBron app.

"LeBron just took a shit"

http://oi42.tinypic.com/2icbfnm.jpg

:applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: I <3 LeBron App

AnaheimLakers24
05-02-2014, 12:09 AM
dude seriously has the weirdest gayest fanbase ever

jaydacris
05-02-2014, 12:09 AM
lebraannnnnn

20Four
05-02-2014, 12:10 AM
dude seriously has the weirdest gayest fanbase ever
He needs an app just to get more fans....lol

Jameerthefear
05-02-2014, 12:10 AM
I owned 20Four :oldlol: what happened to ur ugly ass wife in ur avy bruh?

Kiddlovesnets
05-02-2014, 12:11 AM
Does Pauk has this app installed on his android phone?

TheMarkMadsen
05-02-2014, 12:11 AM
http://i.minus.com/ibryVw56OnrVCq.png


LMAO you finally pulled this out at a appropriate time :applause:

Milbuck
05-02-2014, 12:11 AM
I legit think 20Four is a serial child molester.

CelticBaller
05-02-2014, 12:12 AM
I owned 20Four :oldlol: what happened to ur ugly ass wife in ur avy bruh?
Go easy on him bro

20Four
05-02-2014, 12:12 AM
LMAO you finally pulled this out at a appropriate time :applause:
:cheers:

Budadiiii
05-02-2014, 12:13 AM
:roll:


You are upset on the inside my dude. Confront yo deeminz.
No, I'm ok.

It's just funny how you make these threads basically trying to empower yourself. Like making a thread hating on the most insignificant crap.

Dude, LeBron is the most popular athlete in America, he has a lot of fans. Is it really a surprise he has an app.. you do know we're in the 21 century now? There are endless amounts of useless apps, videos, websites, etc. Why make a thread about this LeBron app like social media is a new thing? People like to waste their time with non-productive information. It's not a new thing. If you can spend time watching WWE and NBA and posting endlessly on forums(ironically posting about how stupid society is and how people waste their time with nonsense)then why can't keno and zoom17 download the LeBron James app?

Milbuck
05-02-2014, 12:18 AM
:cheers:
Acknowledge me. Respond to my post. Get excessively angry and give me the satisfaction.

Let me own you.

TheReal Kendall
05-02-2014, 12:18 AM
Hibbert>>>Dwight

:rolleyes: Not sure what you was trying to do here but ok

CelticBaller
05-02-2014, 12:19 AM
:rolleyes: Not sure what you was trying to do here but ok
Anything that comes out of your mouth is invalid :oldlol:

20Four
05-02-2014, 12:19 AM
Acknowledge me. Respond to my post. Get excessively angry and give me the satisfaction.

Let me own you.

Is that what you told your husband last night? You Ph^ggot?

http://i.minus.com/igqeq9S3hNLPK.gif

CelticBaller
05-02-2014, 12:21 AM
Acknowledge me. Respond to my post. Get excessively angry and give me the satisfaction.

Let me own you.
Homie don't want anything, jameer sonned him and I got him the other day, he's playing dodgeball right now

chazzy
05-02-2014, 12:21 AM
why can't keno and zoom17 download the LeBron James app?
:lol

livinglegend
05-02-2014, 12:22 AM
Is that what you told your husband last night? You Ph^ggot?

http://i.minus.com/igqeq9S3hNLPK.gif

Who did you change your avy ( the one with that midget wannabe tough guy)?

20Four
05-02-2014, 12:22 AM
Who did you change your avy ( the one with that midget wannabe tough guy)?
You hating kuz I work out take care of myself? Sorry your fat son lol now go fap to lebrons app...hes waiting :roll: :roll: you post a pic of yourself then...like I did

SpecialQue
05-02-2014, 12:23 AM
Dude, get a ****ing job. You post on a basketball message board with numerous gimmicks and you don't find that a waste of time?

But people who want to check up on LeBron are whats wrong with society? You post comments about him every single day of your life. :facepalm

You lacked discipline growing up. Get a job bro.

Holy shit. :eek:

Budadiiii
05-02-2014, 12:23 AM
Is that what you told your husband last night? You Ph^ggot?

http://i.minus.com/igqeq9S3hNLPK.gif
Let me suck your cawk brah.

What do you have against gays? I personally find you sexy as hell. Your anti-gay agenda gives me a boner. Get angrier so I can post with my hard cawk and when you respond I'm gonna c*m all over my monitor and lick it off with your shirtless pic in the backround. :eek: :applause:

Sexy n*gga.

livinglegend
05-02-2014, 12:23 AM
You hating kuz I work out take care of myself? Sorry your fat son lol now go fap to lebrons app...hes waiting :roll: :roll:

that was you :oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol:

TylerOO
05-02-2014, 12:24 AM
Whats the name of the app

livinglegend
05-02-2014, 12:25 AM
Whats the name of the app

metta world peace

Milbuck
05-02-2014, 12:29 AM
Is that what you told your husband last night? You Ph^ggot?

http://i.minus.com/igqeq9S3hNLPK.gif
Honestly, if I met you in an alleyway, I'd have you on your knees gasping for air within seconds.

You're small as ****, Mike. Lucky for you that's how I like em.

20Four
05-02-2014, 12:30 AM
Honestly, if I met you in an alleyway, I'd have you on your knees gasping for air within seconds.

You're small as ****, Mike. Lucky for you that's how I like em.
You wouldn't do $hit....you would flop if you saw me trust me....

nba_55
05-02-2014, 12:30 AM
Honestly, if I met you in an alleyway, I'd have you on your knees gasping for air within seconds.

You're small as ****, Mike. Lucky for you that's how I like em.

Why would scrubs like Giannis have stans? :oldlol: :oldlol:

zoom17
05-02-2014, 12:31 AM
Let me suck your cawk brah.

What do you have against gays? I personally find you sexy as hell. Your anti-gay agenda gives me a boner. Get angrier so I can post with my hard cawk and when you respond I'm gonna c*m all over my monitor and lick it off with your shirtless pic in the backround. :eek: :applause:

Sexy n*gga.

:biggums:

Milbuck
05-02-2014, 12:33 AM
You wouldn't do $hit....you would flop if you saw me trust me....
I don't think you read my comment. Read it again.

Now that you've read it, I'll summarize.

I'd have you sucking my **** within seconds of our encounter. Beef up, and let's throw down. Haven't had my jimmy waxed in like a week now, I'm due.

20Four
05-02-2014, 12:34 AM
I don't think you read my comment. Read it again.

Now that you've read it, I'll summarize.

I'd have you sucking my **** within seconds of our encounter. Beef up, and let's throw down. Haven't had my jimmy waxed in like a week now, I'm due.
http://i.minus.com/igqeq9S3hNLPK.gif

moe94
05-02-2014, 12:35 AM
Why are you guys cluttering up this thread? It's about budadiii and starface doing thangs. Y'all messing it up.

Budadiiii
05-02-2014, 12:35 AM
Mike, you're getting me hard. Stop it.

Milbuck
05-02-2014, 12:36 AM
http://i.minus.com/igqeq9S3hNLPK.gif
You gonna keep hiding behind that same pic?

Tyler isn't gonna help you.

Anyways, you'd be the one taking it. Nothing gay about getting your dick sucked.

20Four
05-02-2014, 12:36 AM
Why are you guys cluttering up this thread? It's about budadiii and starface doing thangs. Y'all messing it up.
Exactly :cheers:

Jameerthefear
05-02-2014, 12:42 AM
I am hard as **** reading some of this shit. Some of you guys need to write some erotic fiction. I write some in my spare time. I've already posted this one on here before (pretty much just an introduction to a long story), but I didn't get too much feedback.

It wasn't love at first sight, but I would say it was even stronger than that. It all began at my little sister's birthday party. She sat there with all of her friends around. Eager to go on and blow out the candles. I was on 'camera duty'. I had to perfectly capture this moment of bliss for my parents to cherish for years and years to come. It was getting close to time, so the lights were turned off and the singing begun. I captured my sister's humbled and embarrassed face on camera.
She was always sort of shy. As she blew out the candles I got the perfect shot, cheeks puffed with a slight blush, leaning forward, and a gust of air just hitting the candles. After this my job was done. I could have left and done whatever I wanted, but I decided to stick around longer with my sister and her friends and watch them shop for clothes.
There was something strange I felt, like a whole new world had been opened up to me. I started to look at her differently. Less as just my little sister and more as someone I wanted to be around. Someone I wanted to talk to, to get to know better, to cherish forever. It was like watching her through that camera lens made me really start to appreciate her. Her naturally cute face, light brown hair, and green eyes. I had never felt this strongly about anyone... and definitely not my sister. I think I'm in love.

Feedback?

20Four
05-02-2014, 12:43 AM
I am hard as **** reading some of this shit. Some of you guys need to write some erotic fiction. I write some in my spare time. I've already posted this one on here before (pretty much just an introduction to a long story), but I didn't get too much feedback.

Feedback?
http://i.minus.com/ibp2fDS71uNuIt.png

Milbuck
05-02-2014, 12:45 AM
I am hard as **** reading some of this shit. Some of you guys need to write some erotic fiction. I write some in my spare time. I've already posted this one on here before (pretty much just an introduction to a long story), but I didn't get too much feedback.

Feedback?
We've had our problems, but honestly, I'd fap to that in an instant. 2-3 minutes to climax, tops.

When do we get to read the whole story?

Jameerthefear
05-02-2014, 12:50 AM
We've had our problems, but honestly, I'd fap to that in an instant. 2-3 minutes to climax, tops.

When do we get to read the whole story?
Well when I get like 5 chapters I'll release it. It's kinda tough to balance the buildup in a story like this because I want to make it as realistic as possible. It's supposed to be more light-ero than anything. I want you to actually get to know and care about the little sister and understand why the older brother has the feelings that he does.

Mr. Jabbar
05-02-2014, 12:54 AM
(Yeah, Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ark)
Oo-ooh-ooh, hoo yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Seven a.m., waking up in the morning
Gotta be fresh, gotta go to the game
Gotta call Dwade, gotta have my PEDs
Seein' everything, the time is goin'
Tickin' on and on, everybody's rushin'
Gotta get down to the game
Gotta catch my game, I see my friends (My friends)

Chokin' in the first half
Chokin' in the last half
Gotta make my mind up
Which half can I choke?

It's Game time, Game time
Gotta get game on Game time
Everybody's lookin' forward to the playoffs, playoffs
Game time, Game time
Gettin' down on Game time
Everybody's lookin' forward to the playoffs

Floppin', chokin' (Yeah)
Chokin', floppin' (Yeah)
Quit, quit, quit, quit
Lookin' forward to the playoffs

rhowen4
05-02-2014, 12:57 AM
It'd be cool to see what he eats IMO

But yes it's ridiculous

nba_55
05-02-2014, 12:57 AM
(Yeah, Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ark)
Oo-ooh-ooh, hoo yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Seven a.m., waking up in the morning
Gotta be fresh, gotta go to the game
Gotta call Dwade, gotta have my PEDs
Seein' everything, the time is goin'
Tickin' on and on, everybody's rushin'
Gotta get down to the game
Gotta catch my game, I see my friends (My friends)

Chokin' in the first half
Chokin' in the last half
Gotta make my mind up
Which half can I choke?

It's Game time, Game time
Gotta get game on Game time
Everybody's lookin' forward to the playoffs, playoffs
Game time, Game time
Gettin' down on Game time
Everybody's lookin' forward to the playoffs

Floppin', chokin' (Yeah)
Chokin', floppin' (Yeah)
Quit, quit, quit, quit
Lookin' forward to the playoffs

People waste time to write jokes like these? :biggums:

moe94
05-02-2014, 01:06 AM
(Yeah, Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ark)
Oo-ooh-ooh, hoo yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Seven a.m., waking up in the morning
Gotta be fresh, gotta go to the game
Gotta call Dwade, gotta have my PEDs
Seein' everything, the time is goin'
Tickin' on and on, everybody's rushin'
Gotta get down to the game
Gotta catch my game, I see my friends (My friends)

Chokin' in the first half
Chokin' in the last half
Gotta make my mind up
Which half can I choke?

It's Game time, Game time
Gotta get game on Game time
Everybody's lookin' forward to the playoffs, playoffs
Game time, Game time
Gettin' down on Game time
Everybody's lookin' forward to the playoffs

Floppin', chokin' (Yeah)
Chokin', floppin' (Yeah)
Quit, quit, quit, quit
Lookin' forward to the playoffs
:oldlol:

zoom17
05-02-2014, 01:09 AM
(Yeah, Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ark)
Oo-ooh-ooh, hoo yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Seven a.m., waking up in the morning
Gotta be fresh, gotta go to the game
Gotta call Dwade, gotta have my PEDs
Seein' everything, the time is goin'
Tickin' on and on, everybody's rushin'
Gotta get down to the game
Gotta catch my game, I see my friends (My friends)

Chokin' in the first half
Chokin' in the last half
Gotta make my mind up
Which half can I choke?

It's Game time, Game time
Gotta get game on Game time
Everybody's lookin' forward to the playoffs, playoffs
Game time, Game time
Gettin' down on Game time
Everybody's lookin' forward to the playoffs

Floppin', chokin' (Yeah)
Chokin', floppin' (Yeah)
Quit, quit, quit, quit
Lookin' forward to the playoffs


you're trying to hard bro:lol

eSOL
05-02-2014, 01:54 AM
Jabbar fell off quicker than kobe

WallIn
05-02-2014, 06:03 AM
Tony Allen's got Durant APP

davehos
05-02-2014, 06:11 AM
Fapping material for some folks here.

xoracle55
05-02-2014, 07:32 AM
I thought twas a joke but read a headline this am :lol.

Yeah I'll get it for free..:rolleyes:

LEBRON GOT HIS OWN APS....

And this is not a Lebron overload mind you...:roll:

lilgodfather1
05-02-2014, 07:38 AM
We may see a lot of Bran fans drop off of ISH.

They'll use their Internet time fapping to Lebrons backyard stream
Too bad it's not a backdoor stream amirite? Huh huh oh lebron fans. Pauk would be in brown eye heaven if that were real.

TheMilkyBarKid
05-02-2014, 07:57 AM
Jabbar fell off quicker than kobe
:applause:

Springsteen
05-02-2014, 01:07 PM
What a bunch of fakkits. I came here for basketball talk and instead I get a bunch of grown men wanting to pound eachother.

ish = inside homos

moe94
05-02-2014, 01:10 PM
What a bunch of fakkits. I came here for basketball talk and instead I get a bunch of grown men wanting to pound eachother.

ish = inside homos

:roll:

Droid101
05-02-2014, 01:11 PM
Jabbar still got it.

Rake2204
05-03-2014, 11:34 PM
[QUOTE=xoracle55]I thought twas a joke but read a headline this am :lol.

Yeah I'll get it for free..:rolleyes:

LEBRON GOT HIS OWN APS....

And this is not a Lebron overload mind you...:roll:

Relinquish
05-03-2014, 11:39 PM
Let me suck your cawk brah.

What do you have against gays? I personally find you sexy as hell. Your anti-gay agenda gives me a boner. Get angrier so I can post with my hard cawk and when you respond I'm gonna c*m all over my monitor and lick it off with your shirtless pic in the backround. :eek: :applause:

Sexy n*gga.

:roll:

215Philly
05-04-2014, 12:19 AM
What a bunch of fakkits. I came here for basketball talk and instead I get a bunch of grown men wanting to pound eachother.

ish = inside homos
This thread got me in tears :roll:

Straight_Ballin
05-04-2014, 12:34 AM
Jezus Funking Christ, America.


I thought the commercial was satire at first. And then it kept going, and I realized the horrific truth. It's a real thing.


Get alerts every time Lebron tweets. Watch a constant photostream of him in the backyard, at the grocery store, at shootaround, on the toilet, at the manicurist.

Spend your time reading.... Not classic literature. Not world news. Not tutorials on useful skills....... Lebron's stats and fun facts and bio and crap.


I'm not kidding guys. I know society has been heading in this direction, but this was a 'holy shit' moment for me that this was actually an aired commercial for a real app by a major company. My mind is literally fukced right now.

You can trade used games at Walmart now for store credit, get a wireless service, and also walmart car insurance. This combined with Lebron life following just shows the direction the country is headed.

Carter_17
05-04-2014, 12:55 AM
Jezus Funking Christ, America.


I thought the commercial was satire at first. And then it kept going, and I realized the horrific truth. It's a real thing.


Get alerts every time Lebron tweets. Watch a constant photostream of him in the backyard, at the grocery store, at shootaround, on the toilet, at the manicurist.

Spend your time reading.... Not classic literature. Not world news. Not tutorials on useful skills....... Lebron's stats and fun facts and bio and crap.




I'm not kidding guys. I know society has been heading in this direction, but this was a 'holy shit' moment for me that this was actually an aired commercial for a real app by a major company. My mind is literally fukced right now.

:lol :lol
I bet you either read 1 book per 3 years or you just read shit novels and the last book you read was game of thrones.

Straight_Ballin
05-04-2014, 12:58 AM
:lol :lol
I bet you either read 1 book per 3 years or you just read shit novels and the last book you read was game of thrones.

He saw game of thrones the show and said fvck it, why read the book! :lol

With 50,000 posts, Chris barely has time to even watch the damn show let alone read it.

Carter_17
05-04-2014, 01:02 AM
He saw game of thrones the show and said fvck it, why read the book! :lol

With 50,000 posts, Chris barely has time to even watch the damn show let alone read it.

Well wasting "reading time" for game of thrones is moronic. Find a scientific subject to read about , or read a political book. God even checking random blogs educate you more than reading novels if you are older than 16-17 years old and you went to an average school.