Things you believed when you were a kid

[Im so nba'd out]

Anybody got other stupid stuff they believed when they were younger?


I use to think moutain dew made your wee wee smaller
I use to think oodles and noodles were chopped up and cooked worms
I use to think every state was really piled up on top of each other like a map of the US.(so basically every state was inside a dome our sky is the state above us floor like how a apartment works)
I really thought the westcoast was better than the eastcoast because of the song bow down by ice cube
I thought the other side of the world was a different planet until i saw a globe in the 1st grade
I thought a hot dog was a cut off human wee wee so i never understood why people ate them
I thought cartoons were real so i would watch re-runs thinking the story could change
(no religious stuff trolls example i use to to believe god was real)

[Cactus-Sack]

I used to believe god was real.

[16X]

I used to believe god was real.
Beat me to it.

[Budadiiii]

That there were more important people than me in the world

[Styles p]

people were in the t.v
life used to be in black and white like old time t.v
my dad was black(he's dark skinned italian)
god was real

[Im so nba'd out]

people were in the t.v
life used to be in black and white like old time t.v
my dad was black(he's dark skinned italian)
god was real
believed that too :facepalm

[bballnoob1192]

Op is not a fakkit

[ForeverHeat]

Beat me to it.

Shoulda said "That girls my own age were attractive".

[ace23]

Thought chicks weren't attracted to dudes.

[~primetime~]

Used to believe in the Bible until about grade 6... Then went athiest and used to believe there was no God...now I understand we are not all there is :)

Some of things you guys are listing are insane though wow... The craziest thing I ever believed in was probably Santa or Tooth Fairy...Domes on every state? People in the TV? Holy shit lol

[~primetime~]

Op is not a fakkit
:oldlol:

[Im so nba'd out]

Used to believe in the Bible until about grade 6... Then went athiest and used to believe there was no God...now I understand we are not all there is :)

Some of things you guys are listing are insane though wow... The craziest thing I ever believed in was probably Santa or Tooth Fairy...Domes on every state? People in the TV? Holy shit lol
you believed dumb stuff too when you were 5 you just dont remember

[16X]

Shoulda said "That girls my own age were attractive".
I don't believe anyone is attractive. Belief doesn't come into the equation. I don't have a belief that people my own age are not attractive. They're just not attractive to me :D

[~primetime~]

you believed dumb stuff too when you were 5 you just dont remember
Maybe so...

[D-FENS]

I thought you could walk on clouds.
I thought you could eat clouds.
I thought the priest was God.
I thought crusts gave you curly hair.

[Brujesino]

Mountains and hills were just dirt on top of bigass dead dinosaurs.

[Brujesino]

Also the way drinks like hawaiian punch got the red color was because they would put blood in it.

[Le Shaqtus]

Crust on a sandwich makes your hair grow

[step_back]

That there were more important people than me in the world

I completely agree. This post has many layers.:applause:

[KingBeasley08]

people were in the t.v
life used to be in black and white like old time t.v
my dad was black(he's dark skinned italian)
god was real
guilty of this

[ForeverHeat]

I completely agree. This post has many layers.:applause:

Its Budadiiii...it really doesnt :oldlol:

[step_back]

Its Budadiiii...it really doesnt :oldlol:

Actually it does, whether it was intentional or not.

The most important person in your life is you. Socialization has led us to believe that you should put others before yourself. This is one of the biggest problems people often encounter. It's often why people don't get what they want in life.

[DonDadda59]

Grew up in South Africa and the equivalent of the boogeyman there is this evil f*cker called the Tokoloshe. This evil dwarf piece of shit goes around biting off people's toes if they leave them exposed at night. Young Dadda spent a few sleepless nights waiting on this c*cksucker to show up so I could catch him slippin and get the drop on him. To this day, still don't feel 100% comfortable with my feet not being under the covers when I sleep.

Didn't personally believe this, but I convinced a bunch of dumbass classmates that I could run faster and jump higher once I pumped this bitches up:

http://swaggnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Pump_reebok-pump-omni-light-1.jpg

[ArbitraryWater]

Thought chicks weren't attracted to dudes.


people were in the t.v
life used to be in black and white like old time t.v
my dad was black(he's dark skinned italian)
god was real


Mountains and hills were just dirt on top of bigass dead dinosaurs.

no way... someone musta told you that :lol

[Done_And_Done]

Grew up in South Africa and the equivalent of the boogeyman there is this evil f*cker called the Tokoloshe. This evil dwarf piece of shit goes around biting off people's toes if they leave them exposed at night. Young Dadda spent a few sleepless nights waiting on this c*cksucker to show up so I could catch him slippin and get the drop on him. To this day, still don't feel 100% comfortable with my feet not being under the covers when I sleep.

Didn't personally believe this, but I convinced a bunch of dumbass classmates that I could run faster and jump higher once I pumped this bitches up:

http://swaggnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Pump_reebok-pump-omni-light-1.jpg

Still love the shit out of that sneaker...

[Done_And_Done]

I used to believe that this creepy son a bi+ch wasn't a creepy son of a bi+ch...

https://miskadoodlewrites.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/ronaldmcdonald.jpg

[cos88]

That there were more important people than me in the world


there are more important people in this thread than you, no need to go that far :confusedshrug:

[JebronLames]

Thought girls pissed out of their ass.

[Thorn]

Used to believe black people's color washed off when they went into a pool or took a shower and then they regained their skin color after a few hrs in the sun

:hammerhead:

[Wally450]

That a va-jay-jay was an outside-in pee pee

[Done_And_Done]

That the Undertaker was really from Death Valley

[n00bie]

Use to believe the number of spots on a lady bug represented their age.

[Akrazotile]

That insidehoops was a good website.

[russwest0]

i believed there was a wizard in the sky who looked down on us and created earth and shit

[DonDadda59]

i believed there was a wizard in the sky who looked down on us and created earth and shit

He did exist doe. That was just my n**** Zordon.

He got 20 in the pen cause he was a little too fond of 'teenagers with attitudes'.

http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091229223131/powerrangers/images/9/94/MMPR_Zordon.jpg

Free Zordon :rockon:

[COnDEMnED]

Used to believe black people's color washed off when they went into a pool or took a shower and then they regained their skin color after a few hrs in the sun

:hammerhead:
Until I was about 4 or 5 years old, I thought black people were made out of chocolate.

[iamgine]

I could run like in My Secret Identity (anyone watched that?) by moving my feet really quick.

[JohnFreeman]

That Adam Sandler was funny. Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore and Big Daddy are good. Calm down f*ck

[cos88]

that cartoons are people in costumes :banana:

[reppy]

When I was a kid, there was a guy at church we used to call "The Candy Man" because he would always give us candy when we said hi.

I thought every church had a "Candy Man" :( But they don't. So I quit going. (Joking, but still...)

[oarabbus]

That Adam Sandler was funny. Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore and Big Daddy are good. Calm down f*ck


:lol :applause: I see that white text too. But yeah I think we all grew out his ****

[Im so nba'd out]

just remembered something when i was like 7 i use to think if you jumped up out of a plane right before it crashed you would live...............then i found out years later my cousin thought the same thing pretty weird.

Thought you couldnt grow hair on your leg til you had sex

Heard + believed when i was little you can tell if a girl had sex if one of her legs were bigger than the other

Also thought girls pee'd out of their A**

[T-Time3]

i thought you can grow watermelon inside your stomach if you ate the seed

[Jailblazers7]

I thought crusts gave you curly hair.

:oldlol:

Yeah, my grandma used to tell me that when I was little. Also used to believe that I shouldn't make funny faces because it could get stuck that way forever.

[Im so nba'd out]

i thought you can grow watermelon inside your stomach if you ate the seed
wasn't that a rugrats episode :biggums:

[Dresta]

Used to believe in the Bible until about grade 6... Then went athiest and used to believe there was no God...now I understand we are not all there is :)

Some of things you guys are listing are insane though wow... The craziest thing I ever believed in was probably Santa or Tooth Fairy...Domes on every state? People in the TV? Holy shit lol
Use appropriate language plz: you think or believe this - you don't 'understand' shit.

[Trentknicks]

The amount of testicles you had would determine how many children you would have. :oldlol:

[Jakeh008]

"Growing up, I always thought that quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem than it turned out to be." John Mulaney

[fsvr54]

I thought girls had ***** too.

[Im so nba'd out]

Thought girls had balls without a **** :facepalm

[Rake2204]

"Growing up, I always thought that quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem than it turned out to be." John MulaneyHaha. What a wonderfully truthful statement.

[PullupJay]

thought girls peed from their ass :facepalm

[ILLsmak]

I used to think busting a nut, when I first heard it, was something that just happened. I was like ogod how do you time it? What if it happens while you're walking around?

Thought moths would eat your clothes while they were on you. It seems a lot of my child beliefs and fears were pseudo-sexual.

Rapist moths, uncontrollable ejaculation...

gg

Edit: lol, at quicksand... ****in pink eye, too. I was going crazy thinking I would get pink eye.

-Smak

[Kblaze8855]

That there would be no way to spend 500 dollars a week. That was my idea of rich. That's what I thought my rich friends parents made.

[ForeverHeat]

http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/a5d99Eq_700b.jpg

[nightprowler10]

- Since I didn't know where kids came from or what sex was, I used to think that I had to marry my sister when I grew up. It made a lot of sense because my parents fought a lot just like me and my sister. I was always thinking "****everybody, I'm not marrying her no matter what anybody says"

- I used to think that mosques were made in Allah's actual image, so that every mosque was their version of what he looked like. To this day whenever I have a religious conversation, in my head I have a picture of this mosque that was near our house talking to me.

- Later on when I figured out mommies gave birth to babies, I thought everyone had a wee-wee and hugging could make you pregnant.

[Crown&Coke]

There is a weather man on TV in LA, his name is Dallas Raines.

My entire childhood I never paid attention to the news, but I would always hear "and next, with the weather, we have Dallas Raines"

For the life of me I always thought, damn, it freakin rains in Dallas every day.

I didn't realize it was his name until I was a teenager

[Shade8780]

I believed some stupid things, but OP was a child retard.

[Rake2204]

1. I used to believe movies were being acted out live behind the movie screen in theatres.

2. When a loose single strand of hair would fall onto my forehead or in front of my eye, I used to think I looked like this, with that elongated curl and whatnot:

http://www.dvd-forum.at/img/uploaded/superman.jpg

When in fact, I'd look like an awkward kid who refuses to remove the random follicle of hair sitting on his face. People would always be like, "Hey, you've got a hair hanging from your face." And, feeling all suave and confident, I'd be like, "Yeah, I know."

3. Made my mom wait for five minutes when picking me up from pre-school one day because I legitimately thought I was about to dig to China.


There is a weather man on TV in LA, his name is Dallas Raines.

My entire childhood I never paid attention to the news, but I would always hear "and next, with the weather, we have Dallas Raines"

For the life of me I always thought, damn, it freakin rains in Dallas every day.

I didn't realize it was his name until I was a teenagerThis is outstanding. Haha. I am enjoying this thread.

[Im so nba'd out]

reading you guys post makes me remember stuff.
I use to think busting a nut hurt.

I use to think the only way you could have sex was in the but.

I use to think if you go outside at night pedophiles(at the time i thought they just kidnapped you didnt know about the molesting part) were hiding in the woods every night waiting for kids to come out at night (i lived near woods)

I use to think all dollar bills were worth the same amount.I use to always sneak into my brother room and steal a dollar.I got caught when i took a 50 by mistake.

[Im so nba'd out]

I believed some stupid things, but OP was a child retard.
future http://gifsforum.com/images/gif/negged/grand/negged-eccbc87e4b5ce2fe28308fd9f2a7baf3-2047.gif

[rufuspaul]

I thought my dad was superman. Then I realized he was just a man


























who wore a cape.

[Im so nba'd out]

I use to think if i left my tv on when i went outside it would help the ratings for that tv show....

I use to think you would die if you drunk rubbing alcohol

I use to think my toys would come alive when no 1 was home

Dont judge me :coleman:

[Done_And_Done]

That if you smashed your TV screen, colourful water would pour out...

[Marlo_Stanfield]

that i could fly one day if i trained enough because i watched Dragonball all the time:oldlol: :oldlol:
didnt work out:coleman:

[ArbitraryWater]

damn i dont know what i thought... guess im still a kid.

[ArbitraryWater]

that i could fly one day if i trained enough because i watched Dragonball all the time:oldlol: :oldlol:
didnt work out:coleman:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XH-IsCA5hyo

[Done_And_Done]

damn i dont know what i thought... guess im still a kid.

That you'd make a profitable career out of your exceptional singing talents? :confusedshrug:

Sorry Arb.... Had to

[steve franchise]

I had the same teacher 3 years straight. 2nd, 3rd and 4th grade. I don't know if I was a stupid f*cking kid or what but I believed everything this guy told me. Thanks to this pathological liar I believed the following as a kid:

Eating the bottom tip of a banana will make your head explode.

Mountains were man-made, and that gave me the impression that I could start building my own mountain if I wanted to. Never actually tried though.

If you swallow a watermelon seed it will grow inside your stomach.

This one is pretty funny. I knew 'Cops' was a real show. I didnt know about the show X-files. Unfortunately for me one night I watched what I realize now was a crossover episode of Cops and x-files. Freddy Krueger was featured in that episode. He kills two cops and the sketch artist. I don't remember the exact details, but I remember the episode being shot real time, documentary style and everything. :oldlol: Seemed pretty real to me.

So for a prolonged period of time, I really thought Freddy Krueger was real. I was scared shitless. :facepalm Don't think I slept that night.

[ArbitraryWater]

That you'd make a profitable career out of your exceptional singing talents? :confusedshrug:

Sorry Arb.... Had to

lol.. never pass up the opportunity of a joke :applause:

[AlphaWolf24]

If I pushed a large large wagon wheel around for 10 years.....I could look like Conan the Barbarian.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e43RPVFINPs

[nightprowler10]

That Tom and Jerry would look like an actual live cat and mouse if they stopped using a special camera to make them look cartoonish.

[russwest0]

that my mum disappeared forever whenever she played "peek-a-boo"