How to make a girl happy?

[ThatCoolKid]

???

[Milbuck]

Whip it out in public.

[PullupJay]

Tell her,"I admire all the beauty in the world,and you are the epitome of beauty."

Works like a charm every time!


or just whip it out lolz :)

[ThatCoolKid]

Come on guys, try to be a little more mature. I really like this girl.

[DukeDelonte13]

Come on guys, try to be a little more mature. I really like this girl.


money

[DeuceWallaces]

Be nice
Make her laugh
Learn to cook
Have a solid career
Don't be ugly
Make her orgasm

[Akrazotile]

Be nice
Learn to cook
Don't be ugly
Make her orgasm


These ones make no difference whatsoever.

[Jailblazers7]

Make her laugh really is the most important, especially at your age (guessing around 14-16). If you make her laugh and you two have fun together, then you're golden.

[9erempiree]

F that shit.

Why do us, as men, have to make girls happy? Do we upset them?

If anything they have to make us happy because the crap that they put us through. It's like we have to make them happy because of their mental makeup. I think women should work on their behavior because it is not our job to make them happy because they are moody.

[Levity]

You just gotta find the clitoris


/thread


Also, find the g-spot and she'll be at your side when you beckon

[rufuspaul]

You just gotta find the clitoris


This. Remember: the little man in the boat sits up at the bow.

[Levity]

Come on guys, try to be a little more mature. I really like this girl.

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=321427]

what are you trying to tell us?

[Myth]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mecwb2rG1w1rrr2r7o1_250.gif

[DeuceWallaces]

These ones make no difference whatsoever.

Explains your perpetual loneliness.

[~primetime~]

-be rich, but not "too rich" or she will feel like she has no decision in anything and you don't want to belittle her career

-be good looking but not "too good looking" or she will feel like your looks are over shadowing hers

-be nice but not "too nice" because she doesn't want to be with a pssy...you need to be perfectly 3/5ths "good guy" and 2/5ths "asshole"

-be sensitive, but not "too sensitive", she doesn't want to be with a gay guy

-be smart but not "too smart", you don't want to make her feel stupid


and last but not least:


-don't make it obvious that you don't listen to her half the time, you have to really sell the illusion that you listen all the time

-make her orgasm


all in all, it's extremely difficult

[Jailblazers7]

-be rich, but not "too rich" or she will feel like she has no decision in anything and you don't want to belittle her career

-be good looking but not "too good looking" or she will feel like your looks are over shadowing hers

-be nice but not "too nice" because she doesn't want to be with a pssy...you need to be perfectly 3/5ths "good guy" and 2/5ths "asshole"

-be sensitive, but not "too sensitive", she doesn't want to be with a gay guy

-be smart but not "too smart", you don't want to make her feel stupid


and last but not least:


-don't make it obvious that you don't listen to her half the time, you have to really sell the illusion that you listen all the time

-make her orgasm


all in all, it's extremely difficult

lol, unfortunately that is probably the exact same list for women trying to make a man happy except for the orgasm part because they don't need to worry about that. Although I'd like to think people have a little more self-esteem than that.

[~primetime~]

lol, unfortunately that is probably the exact same list for women trying to make a man happy except for the orgasm part because they don't need to worry about that.
naw...most men really aren't that picky, we don't need a whole lot to be "happy"...just give us sex/food lol

[East_Stone_Ya]

Be nice
Make her laugh
Learn to cook
Have a solid career
Don't be ugly
Make her orgasm

please elaborate?

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

Convert to Islam or Mormonism and understand it's HER job to make YOU HAPPY.

Your only job is to protect and provide and fulfill. Be a beacon of security and love.

Protection through shelter and resources.
Fulfillment through an enriching social life and whatever activities entertain you and help you grow and resonate with your values.
Love through affection and f*cking and spending quality time.

As for the happiness part, it should be her job serving you in gratitude.

It's completely pointless to "make a woman happy". They are always at the mercy of their biology. Do you want to tell the sea to make waves? Do you want to tell the weather to stay sunny? Look no further than the daughters of rich dads who spoil the fukk out of them, give 'em an inch and then you'll have a mile.

At least dudes can maintain some level of contentment after getting their balls drained and fed and can move on to doing something cool like harrassing primetime.

Civilizations and childbirth have been successfully propagated for thousands of year when they catered to men.
The suicide rates of men are 4X greater than women's in America.
The vast majority of wealth and prowess a civilization has.. is created and circulated by men.
I think I know if I was dictator which gender I plan on making happy first.

And why is happiness even a big deal anyways? There are bigger things out there.. like self-actualization, and fulfillment, and mastery, and victory, and creativity and charity and wisdom and love etc.. that are far more valuable things to strive for (imo).

Didn't the Pursuit of Happiness detail that it's all about the chase. That you keep sprinting at it, catching it, losing it, catching it again till the Reaper takes your soul?

[ThatCoolKid]

Make her laugh really is the most important, especially at your age (guessing around 14-16). If you make her laugh and you two have fun together, then you're golden.

Hey man, thanks for the answer. Do you have any tips on how to do this?


who the fvk cares

if you have to "try" to make a girl happy you're a tw*t

I don't "have" to make her happy. I want to because I think she deserves it.

All of you guys sound really jaded. Maybe you should find better women? :confusedshrug:

[Akrazotile]

Explains your perpetual loneliness.

Deuce.

I get laid by randos on the regular. You got caught making up a fake girlfriend. Theres really no reason go down this road again. Especially for you. :oldlol:

Everyones heard the arguments and insults ad neauseum and the truth itself never actually changes. No matter how much you want to pretend it has.

[gigantes]

http://www.deathbulge.com/images/comics/234.jpg

[sick_brah07]

-be rich, but not "too rich" or she will feel like she has no decision in anything and you don't want to belittle her career

-be good looking but not "too good looking" or she will feel like your looks are over shadowing hers

-be nice but not "too nice" because she doesn't want to be with a pssy...you need to be perfectly 3/5ths "good guy" and 2/5ths "asshole"

-be sensitive, but not "too sensitive", she doesn't want to be with a gay guy

-be smart but not "too smart", you don't want to make her feel stupid


and last but not least:


-don't make it obvious that you don't listen to her half the time, you have to really sell the illusion that you listen all the time

-make her orgasm


all in all, it's extremely difficult


this is the most on point thing ever posted

and especially the bolded

[masonanddixon]

A girl should be asking how she can make YOU happy, not the other way around.

[Nanners]

Deuce.

I get laid by randos on the regular. You got caught making up a fake girlfriend. Theres really no reason go down this road again. Especially for you. :oldlol:

Everyones heard the arguments and insults ad neauseum and the truth itself never actually changes. No matter how much you want to pretend it has.


:oldlol:

Yeah im sure the ladies love a creepy overweight 35 year old with a super mario porn stache. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYcw8hhoI6E)

[NBAplayoffs2001]

F that shit.

Why do us, as men, have to make girls happy? Do we upset them?

If anything they have to make us happy because the crap that they put us through. It's like we have to make them happy because of their mental makeup. I think women should work on their behavior because it is not our job to make them happy because they are moody.

Agreed. I got into a relationship my junior and senior year of high school. My grades dropped quite a lot. There were about 3 schools I got waitlisted in senior year that I knew if this girl didn't eat up most of the time, I may have gotten into them (me and her were on and off. weren't officially over until middle of my freshman year in college). smh, girls take up too much time. It was kind of funny b/c she got waitlisted at nearly every school I did when she applied.

[bluesteel2010]

Take her for dinner
Ask her lots of questions about herself
Bring her back home
And eat that ass

[gigantes]

Yeah im sure the ladies love a creepy overweight 35 year old with a super mario porn stache. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYcw8hhoI6E)
really??

that's actually pretty funny / poised for someone on ISH.

[RoseCity07]

Who gives a sh*t.

[bigkingsfan]

Rape her.