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Im Still Ballin
05-06-2014, 01:24 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dajLdzV3-s4
well???

SamuraiSWISH
05-06-2014, 01:38 AM
No, he's Tony Stark. His genius or suit of armor is his skill set. He creates the weapons. He doesn't have the inherent physical abilities that Bruce Wayne, or Kal-El have. Also prone to fits of egotistical, self gratifying agendas ... just like Iron Man. MJ is Bruce Wayne. He IS the weapon, both in skill, intelligence and ability. He uses fear to intimidate opponents. Driven by dark emotions to prove people wrong. LeBron is Kal El? A godly physical ability, less skill than the other two, more genuine good natured ... from the mid west.

moe94
05-06-2014, 01:40 AM
No, he's Tony Stark. His genius or suit of armor is his skill set. He creates the weapons. He doesn't have the inherent physical abilities that Bruce Wayne, or Kal-El have. Also prone to fits of egotistical, self gratifying agendas ... just like Iron Man. MJ is Bruce Wayne. He IS the weapon, both in skill, intelligence and ability. He uses fear to intimidate opponents. Driven by dark emotions to prove people wrong. LeBron is Kal El? A godly physical ability, less skill than the other two, more genuine good natured ... from the mid west.

Your analogy is cool and all, but Superman would beat those asses, no problem.

Hell are those fools going to do? Bring out gadgets? Homie sneezes and shifts galaxies.

we nerd now

Milbuck
05-06-2014, 01:42 AM
No, he's Tony Stark. His genius or suit of armor is his skill set. He creates the weapons. He doesn't have the inherent physical abilities that Bruce Wayne, or Kal-El have. Also prone to fits of egotistical, self gratifying agendas ... just like Iron Man.
This right here.

SamuraiSWISH
05-06-2014, 01:43 AM
Your analogy is cool and all, but Superman would beat those asses, no problem.
Except he doesn't, because he's a good person. Superman rarely unleashes his anger. But yes, when he does ... watch out.

Same goes for LeBron. We don't readily see pissed off Superman. The way we saw him in game 6 v.s. Boston in 2012.

Batman however has routinely beaten that ass before. Word to TDK Returns, and Tower of Babel ... blue prints to bring down all of the heroes in the Justice League.

You know, just in case he ever needed to do so. The same way MJ was scouting his competition while teaming with them for the Dream Team.

:pimp:

Legends66NBA7
05-06-2014, 01:47 AM
Hell are those fools going to do? Bring out gadgets? Homie sneezes and shifts galaxies.

http://www.selfleader.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/superman-and-kryptonite.jpg

And that's only one version of the kryptonite. Also, only DC comic book characters would be able to use this unless both parties cross over in their knowledge of each others universes.

I<3NBA
05-06-2014, 01:51 AM
no. he's johnny 24

ImKobe
05-06-2014, 02:13 AM
no. he's johnny 24


Con Air reference :applause:

Legends66NBA7
05-06-2014, 02:20 AM
Con Air reference :applause:

Underrated movie.

moe94
05-06-2014, 02:21 AM
http://www.selfleader.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/superman-and-kryptonite.jpg

And that's only one version of the kryptonite. Also, only DC comic book characters would be able to use this unless both parties cross over in their knowledge of each others universes.

Yeah, that's nonsense. If Superman wanted to, he'd kill Batman before Batman has time to think or even move his limbs.

Legends66NBA7
05-06-2014, 02:25 AM
Yeah, that's nonsense. If Superman wanted to, he'd kill Batman before Batman has time to think or even move his limbs.

But Superman wouldn't do it because it goes against what he believes in. In the comics, Batman would use the kryptonite ring against him when he was controlled or whatever. Infact, Superman gave him the ring (which was in a protective case, so it wouldn't harm him) to use it against him.

If Superman didn't have his beliefs than off course he could wreck havoc against pretty much everybody. They always make him either too overpowered (used to be underpowerd) for him to ever be against the odds.

SamuraiSWISH
05-06-2014, 02:30 AM
Yeah, that's nonsense. If Superman wanted to, he'd kill Batman before Batman has time to think or even move his limbs.
But he doesn't because of his upbringing, inherent human nature, or tentativeness in terms of combat. It can be his downfall ...

JUST LIKE LEBRON

Thus, we get something like this from Batman, because he's willing to do all that is necessary, including using someone's weakness against them in order to win:

http://cdn3.whatculture.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Superman-v-Batman.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-8qKuWHzAPXE/UOb1-fQCw0I/AAAAAAAABJQ/RbE4rr0CiuY/s1600/2671848-1515090-525526_jla_tower_of_babel_tp_howard_porter_and_joh n_dell_super_1__super_super.jpg

http://www.lovehkfilm.com/blog/damnyoukozo/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/batman_vs_superman.jpg

Superman is a GOD trying to be human. Keeping in touch with his humanity, coming from the heartland of America. He doesn't want to be feared, he wants to come across as endearing. He cares about his perception by all.

JUST LIKE LEBRON.

Batman is a human using theatrics to appear as a god. He lost touch with his humanity when his parents were torn from him, and he uses this theatrical monster to instill fear in criminals. By any means necessary, including using excessive violence.

DonDadda59
05-06-2014, 02:36 AM
No. He's Krypto the Superdog, loyal sidekick of the real Superman:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Ps7JZ_xPXjs/TcmjORFxnDI/AAAAAAAAKAc/z17vt7kK34I/s400/Shaquille-O-Neal-tattoos.jpg

http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131101035859/krypto/images/0/05/Krypt2_zpsd8d22446.jpg

https://c1.staticflickr.com/5/4101/4920970629_7fb8758dbc_z.jpg

Im Still Ballin
05-06-2014, 02:43 AM
No. He's Krypto the Superdog, loyal sidekick of the real Superman:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Ps7JZ_xPXjs/TcmjORFxnDI/AAAAAAAAKAc/z17vt7kK34I/s400/Shaquille-O-Neal-tattoos.jpg

http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131101035859/krypto/images/0/05/Krypt2_zpsd8d22446.jpg

https://c1.staticflickr.com/5/4101/4920970629_7fb8758dbc_z.jpg

:roll: :roll:
dont do em like that bruh !

JohnFreeman
05-06-2014, 02:49 AM
No. He's Krypto the Superdog, loyal sidekick of the real Superman:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Ps7JZ_xPXjs/TcmjORFxnDI/AAAAAAAAKAc/z17vt7kK34I/s400/Shaquille-O-Neal-tattoos.jpg

http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131101035859/krypto/images/0/05/Krypt2_zpsd8d22446.jpg

https://c1.staticflickr.com/5/4101/4920970629_7fb8758dbc_z.jpg
:eek:

ShackEelOKneel
05-06-2014, 02:54 AM
No. He's Krypto the Superdog, loyal sidekick of the real Superman:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Ps7JZ_xPXjs/TcmjORFxnDI/AAAAAAAAKAc/z17vt7kK34I/s400/Shaquille-O-Neal-tattoos.jpg

http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131101035859/krypto/images/0/05/Krypt2_zpsd8d22446.jpg

https://c1.staticflickr.com/5/4101/4920970629_7fb8758dbc_z.jpg

:roll:

Thank you Based Dadda.

Lonely_Sandberg
05-06-2014, 02:57 AM
No. He's Krypto the Superdog, loyal sidekick of the real Superman:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Ps7JZ_xPXjs/TcmjORFxnDI/AAAAAAAAKAc/z17vt7kK34I/s400/Shaquille-O-Neal-tattoos.jpg

http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131101035859/krypto/images/0/05/Krypt2_zpsd8d22446.jpg

https://c1.staticflickr.com/5/4101/4920970629_7fb8758dbc_z.jpg

http://media.giphy.com/media/UPINqJ08WFL1K/giphy.gif

SexSymbol
05-06-2014, 03:44 AM
Remember, Kobe is a god.
He's basically Dr.Manhattan, even superman falls short of his invicibility.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iY9HjNWbJvA

Lonely_Sandberg
05-06-2014, 03:47 AM
Remember, Kobe is a god.
He's basically Dr.Manhattan, even superman falls short of his invicibility.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iY9HjNWbJvA

http://www.andpop.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/getout.gif

chosen_one6
05-06-2014, 03:55 AM
Remember, Kobe is a god.
He's basically Dr.Manhattan, even superman falls short of his invicibility.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iY9HjNWbJvA

Invincibility huh? So why didn't he play this season? Oh yeah, because he's invincible and could NEVER tear a tendon or fracture a bone...

SexSymbol
05-06-2014, 04:20 AM
Invincibility huh? So why didn't he play this season? Oh yeah, because he's invincible and could NEVER tear a tendon or fracture a bone...
In his 150th season
***** won a ring with a broken finger wrapped in two tones of bandage.
Meanwhile LeBron used an excuse of "slightly hurting elbow"

chosen_one6
05-06-2014, 04:24 AM
In his 150th season
***** won a ring with a broken finger wrapped in two tones of bandage.
Meanwhile LeBron used an excuse of "slightly hurting elbow"

Kobe's played 150 seasons? He'll keep that record for missed shots for eternity :oldlol:

SexSymbol
05-06-2014, 04:26 AM
Kobe's played 150 seasons? He'll keep that record for missed shots for eternity :oldlol:
Horrible joke

chosen_one6
05-06-2014, 04:29 AM
Horrible joke

http://i.imgur.com/XVUbpFU.gif

Lonely_Sandberg
05-06-2014, 04:45 AM
In his 150th season
***** won a ring with a broken finger wrapped in two tones of bandage.
Meanwhile LeBron used an excuse of "slightly hurting elbow"

http://24.media.tumblr.com/cbc507cb9d96494516b91e5347a080ad/tumblr_ms6fqiiAdv1sf389go1_500.gif

Leroy Jetson
05-06-2014, 10:23 AM
David Robinson was superman, tremendous physical gifts but his mentality and demeanor hold him back from destroying his opponents.

cos88
05-06-2014, 10:24 AM
he's the Ted Bundy of the league

ralph_i_el
05-06-2014, 10:34 AM
superheros are really lame. Movies/shows/comic books all of it.

What's the appeal? How about read a real book

NumberSix
05-06-2014, 10:45 AM
http://i2.cdnds.net/12/51/618x360/movies-unbreakable-still-1.jpg

Calabis
05-06-2014, 11:11 AM
Your analogy is cool and all, but Superman would beat those asses, no problem.

Hell are those fools going to do? Bring out gadgets? Homie sneezes and shifts galaxies.

we nerd now

I'm not a comic book geek...but isn't that the new Batman vs Superman movie in the works. I think its based on one of those graphic novels....my friend at work is a super hero geek. I believe Batman holds his own and ends up beating up Superman pretty good. Using that old kryptonite shit.

riseagainst
05-06-2014, 11:14 AM
Kobe is a gawd.

Akrazotile
05-06-2014, 11:15 AM
No, he's Tony Stark. His genius or suit of armor is his skill set. He creates the weapons. He doesn't have the inherent physical abilities that Bruce Wayne, or Kal-El have. Also prone to fits of egotistical, self gratifying agendas ... just like Iron Man. MJ is Bruce Wayne. He IS the weapon, both in skill, intelligence and ability. He uses fear to intimidate opponents. Driven by dark emotions to prove people wrong. LeBron is Kal El? A godly physical ability, less skill than the other two, more genuine good natured ... from the mid west.


You really typed that.


Wow...

JUDGE WITNESS
05-06-2014, 11:15 AM
batman stans :facepalm

Calabis
05-06-2014, 11:15 AM
Kobe is a gawd.

Yeah ur right Achilles.

Im Still Ballin
05-06-2014, 11:31 AM
batman stans :facepalm
:oldlol: :oldlol:

moe94
05-06-2014, 01:45 PM
You really typed that.


Wow...

Oh no, he wasted 10 seconds of his life typing up something you don't care about. :rolleyes:

SCdac
05-06-2014, 01:48 PM
What is Kobe's future??

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v328/Osgood39/Album%202/Act396.jpg

mr.big35
05-06-2014, 03:43 PM
What is Kobe's future??

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v328/Osgood39/Album%202/Act396.jpg

thats paul pierce

SCdac
05-06-2014, 03:56 PM
thats paul pierce

At least Pierce is balling for the Nets in the second round. If Kobe is injured again next season we could be looking at 3 straight years of Kobe missing the playoffs.

SamuraiSWISH
05-06-2014, 04:04 PM
You really typed that.


Wow...
Just trying to educate yall. I find comic book characters, aka modern mythology quite fascinating.

Zeitgeist type stuff.

A microcosm for our societies collective hopes, anxieties, and dreams. Comic book characters are inspiring, heroic and inspirational. While also being tremendously entertaining.

Only a pretentious douche wouldn't find them at least some what entertaining.

:coleman:

Heavincent
05-06-2014, 04:12 PM
Just trying to educate yall. I find comic book characters, aka modern mythology quite fascinating.

Zeitgeist type stuff.

A microcosm for our societies collective hopes, anxieties, and dreams. Comic book characters are inspiring, heroic and inspirational. While also being tremendously entertaining.

Only a pretentious douche wouldn't find them at least some what entertaining.

:coleman:

Nothing wrong with nerding out every now and then. Like you said, only a douche would look down on somebody for it. Hell, I type out embarrassingly long posts in the video game forum quite often.

I mean, we're on a ****ing basketball forum :oldlol: Anybody acting all high and mighty needs to look in the mirror.