View Full Version : Is Kelvin Durant the skinniest MVP of all time?
Im Still Ballin
05-06-2014, 01:33 PM
:roll: :roll:
Hey nah seriously tho.
Such a feminine physique, the man is a walking stick !
He'd be the boniest S.O.B would feel like you touching one of them anatomy skeletons ! No honey in there right mind would want to get busy with Kelvin when he built like that.
Thoughts ISH ?
CelticBaller
05-06-2014, 01:33 PM
steve nash
i think Jordan was quite skinny when he won it in 88.
Svendiggity
05-06-2014, 01:35 PM
prime steve nash could take him in a fight
Im Still Ballin
05-06-2014, 01:39 PM
Hold your load bros
http://www.mjbhomeentertainment.com/uploads/4/3/5/8/4358434/9340815.png
I bet Serge stealin all Kelvin's honeys because he straight jacked, looking beef-caked certified meat machine.
NumberSix
05-06-2014, 01:40 PM
He's actually bigger than Kareem was.
inclinerator
05-06-2014, 01:41 PM
i prefer celcius durant
SCdac
05-06-2014, 01:42 PM
For his height, Garnett was pretty skinny too
http://www.emptythebench.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/kgarnett.jpg
inclinerator
05-06-2014, 01:46 PM
kelvin durant is skinny fat, some pointed out his fat neck earlier
cos88
05-06-2014, 01:47 PM
yes, and the ugliest too
riseagainst
05-06-2014, 01:50 PM
i prefer celcius durant
:roll:
Im Still Ballin
05-06-2014, 01:53 PM
If one things for certain...
Kelvin aint bout that playoff life.
Trollsmasher
05-06-2014, 02:12 PM
surprisingly not
http://redsarmy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/bob-cousy.jpg
NumberSix
05-06-2014, 02:34 PM
surprisingly not
http://redsarmy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/bob-cousy.jpg
This guy was the league MVP the season Bill Russell won his first chip.
sd3035
05-06-2014, 02:38 PM
surprisingly not
http://redsarmy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/bob-cousy.jpg
Wilt's competition
AnaheimLakers24
05-06-2014, 02:40 PM
surprisingly not
http://redsarmy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/bob-cousy.jpg
no muscle whatsoever :roll:
cos88
05-06-2014, 02:42 PM
can't belive that pic was taken 50+ years ago and cousy is still alive considering he looked 40 at that moment :eek:
JUDGE WITNESS
05-06-2014, 02:51 PM
kelvin :facepalm
OmniStrife
05-06-2014, 02:57 PM
Even Nash had some muscles during his MVP years....
http://sinbapointforward.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/phoenix-suns-jerseys-2006.jpg
SamuraiSWISH
05-06-2014, 03:03 PM
It's not his long twig arms that make his physique feminine. It's the extremely narrow shoulders, like a woman. It's also why physicality of any kind absolutely shakes him to his core. He's got this fat neck, and small shoulders. He's goofy AF looking.
Trollsmasher
05-06-2014, 03:15 PM
It's not his long twig arms that make his physique feminine. It's the extremely narrow shoulders, like a woman. It's also why physicality of any kind absolutely shakes him to his core. He's got this fat neck, and small shoulders. He's goofy AF looking.
This
Durant has the worst height/shoulder width/neck width ratio on the planet:facepalm
Hopefully he won't have any kids. These genes are not wanted.
Leroy Jetson
05-06-2014, 03:19 PM
This
Durant has the worst height/shoulder width/neck width ratio on the planet:facepalm
Hopefully he won't have any kids. These genes are not wanted.
Yeah who would want NBA MVP genes and a lifetime of luxury and privilege. :facepalm
Jlamb47
05-06-2014, 03:25 PM
This
Durant has the worst height/shoulder width/neck width ratio on the planet:facepalm
Hopefully he won't have any kids. These genes are not wanted.
hes rich though
and ur on the ish all day long of ur life
im sure his kids will look alot better then yours
Trollsmasher
05-06-2014, 03:26 PM
Yeah who would want NBA MVP genes and a lifetime of luxury and privilege. :facepalm
professional sports are overrated and shortlived phenomen
when we run out of energy sources these tall but weak fools will be the first to be sacrificed
This
Durant has the worst height/shoulder width/neck width ratio on the planet:facepalm
Hopefully he won't have any kids. These genes are not wanted.
Durant is athletic as f*ck. Your bench press isnt the only thing that matters
Even Nash had some muscles during his MVP years....
http://sinbapointforward.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/phoenix-suns-jerseys-2006.jpg
Nash is a good athlete too. Maybe not for nba explosiveness but his stamina and coordination is top tier
BuffaloBill
05-06-2014, 04:36 PM
https://mediaoutrage.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/iverson7.jpg
it's close
KevinNYC
05-06-2014, 06:02 PM
Why are you basketball fans?
dubeta
05-06-2014, 06:22 PM
bran is a close second
http://redsarmy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/lebron-rookie.jpg
HylianNightmare
05-06-2014, 07:14 PM
Ai
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