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TheMagicMan
05-07-2014, 03:23 PM
http://youtu.be/dKY0FsUEMyw

D-FENS
05-07-2014, 03:28 PM
http://youtu.be/dKY0FsUEMyw

http://www.oakridgemilitary.com/military-academy-photos/military-school-20.jpg

ForeverHeat
05-07-2014, 04:47 PM
Would call the police. I aint got no son.

cuad
05-07-2014, 04:48 PM
tell jameer to go clean his room.

Im so nba'd out
05-07-2014, 04:52 PM
tell jameer to go clean his room.
:lebronamazed: :lebronamazed: :lebronamazed: :lebronamazed::lebronamazed: :lebronamazed: :lebronamazed: :lebronamazed::lebronamazed: :lebronamazed:

ballup
05-07-2014, 05:01 PM
Post a response video mimicing every single thing he does.

kentatm
05-07-2014, 05:02 PM
i jump on the computer and post it in the ISH cringe thread

Jailblazers7
05-07-2014, 05:03 PM
Turn around and head to the bar.

East_Stone_Ya
05-07-2014, 05:05 PM
ground him for 2 years!

TheReal Kendall
05-07-2014, 06:00 PM
Buy him a hooker

notbrucewayne
05-07-2014, 06:45 PM
This guy was on Tosh haha

notbrucewayne
05-07-2014, 06:46 PM
In all fairness this kid probly doesn't have a dad

Lonely_Sandberg
05-07-2014, 07:00 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3d/Dear_Sister_screenshot.jpg

PullupJay
05-07-2014, 07:03 PM
http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100418032031/uncyclopedia/images/1/1d/Scarface.gif

Styles p
05-07-2014, 07:42 PM
Turn around and head to the bar.

this.

Budadiiii
05-07-2014, 10:38 PM
The way this 2nd quarter is going, i'd strangle the ****ing homo and not think twice about it.

tomtucker
05-08-2014, 02:44 AM
what the fukk is a basic bitch ?

GimmeThat
05-08-2014, 03:47 AM
really re-consider my alcoholic or cigarette lifestyle
before I think I have the balls to sit down and talk with him.

And if I had quit both already,

probably go bang my wife. and get the juicy stories from her.

unless you know, we are also assuming that I had gotten a divorce and am single.

Then repeat these steps and process I suppose.


I guess we can always have a sit down conversation, and get out-alphaed by a boy doing the basic bitch. But you know, that's another story for another time.

russwest0
05-08-2014, 04:27 AM
beat his ass

Ball So Harden
05-08-2014, 05:23 AM
what the fukk is a basic bitch ?

A bitch, basically.

East_Stone_Ya
05-08-2014, 05:36 AM
A bitch, basically.

ordinary bitch

ILLsmak
05-08-2014, 05:57 AM
die laughing. Clown my son. I don't think you'd have to do anything.

-Smak

Bandito
05-08-2014, 06:44 AM
Army base dont have free internet. Ugh...prefer air forces bases.

JohnFreeman
05-08-2014, 06:53 AM
http://badbooksgoodtimes.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/dont-make-me-slap-you.gif

Lonely_Sandberg
05-08-2014, 07:02 AM
http://www.abload.de/img/diaz1p4p71.gif

ShackEelOKneel
05-08-2014, 08:29 AM
I feed him a corn dog. Laced with deadly poison.

CelticBaller
05-08-2014, 09:48 AM
Call his mother and tell her to take his fgt ass away

Cactus-Sack
05-08-2014, 10:08 AM
Fvck all of y'all, Lohanthany is a boss.

JEFFERSON MONEY
05-08-2014, 01:45 PM
USMC and a Blue Collar Trade the second he's 18.

hateraid
05-08-2014, 02:14 PM
In a world where we frown upon anti-gay supporters it's different when it's your own seed.
For me, I'd hop on my wife and try and pump out another boy

MavsSuperFan
05-08-2014, 02:34 PM
Buy him a hooker
kid is an out of the closet homosexual youtube personality.
He makes money off youtube

~primetime~
05-08-2014, 03:57 PM
In a world where we frown upon anti-gay supporters it's different when it's your own seed.
For me, I'd hop on my wife and try and pump out another boy
It should not be viewed as bigotry that parents would prefer there son to be straight over gay, gays have a much higher suicide rate and experience hard struggles and depression due to being gay. Also most parents dream of grandkids with their DNA included. I'm pretty sure most gays would prefer to be straight even.

If my son is gay I'll still love him and support him every bit as much as I do now, but not even going to lie, would much rather him be straight.

If he was the "flamer" variant of homosexual like the OP's video?...then FML :oldlol:

ArbitraryWater
05-08-2014, 04:02 PM
Call his mother and tell her to take his fgt ass away

:lol

Draz
05-08-2014, 06:38 PM
I would most likely set the house on fire

TheReal Kendall
05-08-2014, 06:43 PM
kid is an out of the closet homosexual youtube personality.
He makes money off youtube

...

MavsSuperFan
05-08-2014, 07:16 PM
...
I am serious, he makes money off that schtick.
Youtube/google ad revenue.

Youtube ads on his videos, give him a small percentage of money. Most of it goes to youtube/google, but the partner gets some too.

I have heard it averages 3-5 dollars per 1000 views. So say a video gets 100k views, that would be $300-$500.

Draz
05-08-2014, 07:35 PM
I am serious, he makes money off that schtick.
Youtube/google ad revenue.

Youtube ads on his videos, give him a small percentage of money. Most of it goes to youtube/google, but the partner gets some too.

I have heard it averages 3-5 dollars per 1000 views. So say a video gets 100k views, that would be $300-$500.
Kid makes more money than doctors

TheReal Kendall
05-08-2014, 07:45 PM
I am serious, he makes money off that schtick.
Youtube/google ad revenue.

Youtube ads on his videos, give him a small percentage of money. Most of it goes to youtube/google, but the partner gets some too.

I have heard it averages 3-5 dollars per 1000 views. So say a video gets 100k views, that would be $300-$500.

:biggums: I'm bout to quit my job and be a full time Youtube nikka

Jameerthefear
05-08-2014, 07:53 PM
I am serious, he makes money off that schtick.
Youtube/google ad revenue.

Youtube ads on his videos, give him a small percentage of money. Most of it goes to youtube/google, but the partner gets some too.

I have heard it averages 3-5 dollars per 1000 views. So say a video gets 100k views, that would be $300-$500.
i think it makes much more than that seeing as there are millionaires from youtube.

MavsSuperFan
05-09-2014, 12:52 AM
:biggums: I'm bout to quit my job and be a full time Youtube nikka
100k videos are actually really hard to do. 99% of people will never crack 1000 views on their entire channel.

Also you have to qualify for the partners program to get any ad revenue. I think they take it on a case by case basis but they require 20k subscribers (actually really hard to do), or so i have heard.

the most successful youtuber Pewdiepie has 26 million plus subscribers.

his average videos get 3-6 million views per video, and he releases about 4-7 a week.

He is making bank.

SMOSH basically started a company that employs actual employees off their youtube revenue.

Maker Studios, a studio that produces youtube videos recently sold to disney fro $550 million.

http://www.ibtimes.com/why-disney-dropped-nearly-1-billion-maker-studios-youtube-channel-1572752

They are guaranteed $550 million, if ad revenue goals are met it will raise the price to almost a billion dollars.

MavsSuperFan
05-09-2014, 12:55 AM
i think it makes much more than that seeing as there are millionaires from youtube.
It makes a lot of sense. Youtube works the same way as network tv.

You create a show/video and advertisers put ads on in front of or during your video/show. The advertisers want to reach your audience. As long as you can build your audience, advertisers will want to advertise on your channel.

Its the exact same model as network tv.

MadeFromDust
05-09-2014, 01:32 AM
http://www.oakridgemilitary.com/military-academy-photos/military-school-20.jpg
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