If you had to become an animal, which one would you be?

[ballup]

I'd be a mantis shrimp. It's like a psychotic clown had a baby with a shrimp.

http://images.gizmag.com/hero/mantis_shrimp_body_armor-7.jpg

[~primetime~]

probably a hawk/eagle/falcon

top of the food chain, get to fly...insane eye sight...sounds like fun

[zoom17]

probably a hawk/eagle/falcon

top of the food chain, get to fly...insane eye sight...sounds like fun


Same here.

[cuad]

I am already a stallion.

[Patrick Chewing]

http://www.factzoo.com/sites/all/img/mammals/weasel/honey-badger-dont-care-just-chillin.jpg

[Akrazotile]

Leviathan

[Batz]

Think Maven still alive too

Knicks, is Maven still alive?
http://copcop.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/c80b0614-maven-huffman-1.jpg

[TheReal Kendall]

A Lion, tiger, cheetah, or an eagle.

I would be a T-rex if dinosaurs were still around.

[Rameek]

Obviously I would want to be an Apex Predator. So if I want to just live forever in peace Whale Shark if I want a more adventurous life a Siberian Tiger.

Maven is still alive.

[Chris99]

A cheetah or a Honey Badger

[Done_And_Done]

I'd be a dog, owned to a lonely woman who isn't indisposed to beastiality...

[East_Stone_Ya]

silverback gorilla

[Lonely_Sandberg]

http://www.thenheathersaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/andrew.jpg

[Solidape]

I'd be a dog, owned to a lonely woman who isn't indisposed to beastiality...

Lol :applause: you win sir, with the caveat that the said woman is attractive and has no pointy elbows.

[bergs14]

Killer whale would be pretty cool

[ShackEelOKneel]

Piranha. Get to hang out with a bunch of friends fvcking up other creatures.

[D-FENS]

http://media.giphy.com/media/BzVnjZh6zDVxC/giphy.gif

Living rent free in your garage. This guy knows how to open the garage door, and is smart enough to avoid the trap and still gets the bait.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuRgiG7HY5Q


Look at this guy. Stepping up to those rich house cats
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0IykwK6zkY

[16X]

A bear maybe :confusedshrug:

[D-FENS]

A dolphin. They always seem to be having a blast, and they're not opposed to raping people.

http://i.imgur.com/qv0cpb9.png

I can see it. :cheers:

[Angel Face]

Eagle. Boss in the air and has a great view.

[D-FENS]

Eagle. Boss in the air and has a great view.

http://ak.picdn.net/shutterstock/videos/1040833/preview/stock-footage-woman-relaxing-by-the-pool-aerial-view.jpg

All about that aerial view. You gotta poop on that!

[miller-time]

The life expectancy for most of these animals in the wild is pretty terrible.

African Elephant (in a protected area or world class zoo - poachers kind of ruin it). Elephant, Gorilla or Chimp would be best for intelligence. Galapagos tortoise for life expectancy.

[D-FENS]

The life expectancy for most of these animals in the wild is pretty terrible.

African Elephant (in a protected area or world class zoo - poachers kind of ruin it). Elephant, Gorilla or Chimp would be best for intelligence. Galapagos tortoise for life expectancy.

What about a grey whale? Read up on their penises.

[TylerOO]

Great White Shark

[ZoPunde]

http://www.aqua.org/~/media/Images/Animals/blue-poison-dart-frog/animals-blue-poison-frog-slide1.jpg

[ShackEelOKneel]

What about a grey whale? Read up on their penises.

You search for animal dick on the net frequently, don't you?

[Akrazotile]

What about a grey whale? Read up on their penises.


:whatever:

[ArbitraryWater]

Hawk/Eagle/Falcon like primetime said... not in that much danger of dying, can fly, get all the food I want, etc.

If not, some wild animal in the safaris, gorilla, bear or maybe a shark or some shit like that.

OR a dog... the shit these women do with dogs on twitter (pics).. yikes. cuddling like a mad man... everybody loves you.

[Draz]

Cheetah

[MadeFromDust]

Eagle

[GimmeThat]

An Ape/Gorilla

[MMM]

why would people want to be a cheetah???

you do all the heavy lifting just so some lion or hyena steals your kill

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/b5/fd/6f/b5fd6fd8647acfbe3a9833e71249ab69.jpg

^
:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:

[Budadiiii]

A human

[Heavincent]

http://www.memphisflyer.com/binary/0f15/1376597448-mountain-lion-biology-and-behavior.jpg

Nobody ****s with big cats, aside from the occasional hyena shenanigans.

[robert de niro]

kenneth faried

[iBandwagon]

http://www.dinkuminteractive.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/animal-playing-drums.jpeg

[D-FENS]

You search for animal dick on the net frequently, don't you?

Yeah bro, searching for who has the best **** just in case this situation ever presents it's self. Grey whales can control their cocks and feel around for blow holes and booty holes with it. The thing is massive and flails around like mad.

[Akrazotile]

http://www.memphisflyer.com/binary/0f15/1376597448-mountain-lion-biology-and-behavior.jpg

Nobody ****s with big cats, aside from the occasional hyena shenanigans.


Wilt gonna snap dat neck quickfast

[D-FENS]

Wilt gonna snap dat neck quickfast

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-ON-mmC6g0IY/T2lLsZ3f7HI/AAAAAAAADRU/Hp7QMyoa5CI/s400/Wilt%2520Lion.jpg

[Swaggin916]

Gibbon for sure: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eV-gOL4t9Vk

Parkour like a boss

[dr.hee]

http://www.sheppardsoftware.com/content/animals/images/reptiles/crocodile_big.jpg


Just chill and eat some random tourist every few months.

[pauk]

Spotted Hyena..... would love to just run around with the most OP jaws/biteforce on earth in groups of 80 members and tare everything up, sounds like fun :D and nobody ****s with Hyenas, not even Lions, well, only when you are alone & stranded / to few of you...

or for the same reason, Saltwater Crocodile....

[pauk]

Cheetah

60 mph works only in very short bursts and those bursts are extremly few per day.... Hyenas, Leopards, Wild Dogs or Lions will chase you and tare your ass up... while you are alive... not a good choice... :)

[Jailblazers7]

Prob a some type of whale. Intelligent kings of the ocean. You can still communicate through songs, get to explore the ocean, and you're pretty safe from other animals besides humans.

[MrC1991]

Zach Galifianakias and his wolf pack.

[mr.big35]

none human is already the GOAT species cant ask to be lower than that.