Trailblazers find snake in Locker Room before Game

[sammichoffate]

http://espn.go.com/nba/playoffs/2014/story/_/id/10904374/portland-trail-blazers-find-snake-visitors-locker-room
:wtf: :roll:

[CelticBaller]

Spurs and their cheating ways

trying to poison players now :facepalm

[moe94]

Hell is Paul George doing in SA?

[tjgoHAM]

imagine if it was a black mamba or some shit...

[moe94]

imagine if it was a black mamba or some shit...

They're native to Africa unless you're making a Kobe joke.

[Hamtaro CP3KDKG]

Snakes are the worst creatures on this planet they should all be dead
Fcking weird @zz Danny Green collects snake:facepalm :facepalm weird @zz nikka:facepalm :facepalm

[moe94]

Snakes are the worst creatures on this planet they should all be dead
Fcking weird @zz Danny Green collects snake:facepalm :facepalm weird @zz nikka:facepalm :facepalm

Snakes are great. Did a snake bite you as a kid or something? :oldlol:

Then again, you're hamster so snakes aren't doing you any favors. :coleman:

[tjgoHAM]

Snakes are the worst creatures on this planet they should all be dead
Fcking weird @zz Danny Green collects snake:facepalm :facepalm weird @zz nikka:facepalm :facepalm

we need snakes for rodent control. I find them fascinating but don't like to be close to them.

[sammichoffate]

I feel bad for Thomas Robinson, he was scared shitless :(

[Myth]

Security tapes need reviewed. I'm dead serious. I don't buy that it was a coincidence.

[zoom17]

imagine if it was a black mamba or some shit...

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-xDsXHZYrfyw/URYbefuDkYI/AAAAAAAAFGs/atD4ICeVOUQ/s1600/Kobe+Bryant+Black+Mamba.jpg

[Hamtaro CP3KDKG]

Snakes are great. Did a snake bite you as a kid or something? :oldlol:

Then again, you're hamster so snakes aren't doing you any favors. :coleman:
I never seen a snake actually as kid only at some pet stores and on the TV............man how u gon say snakes are great WTF kinda bItch@zzness is dat:biggums: :biggums: :biggums:

[tjgoHAM]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-xDsXHZYrfyw/URYbefuDkYI/AAAAAAAAFGs/atD4ICeVOUQ/s1600/Kobe+Bryant+Black+Mamba.jpg

:lol

[moe94]

I never seen a snake actually as kid only at some pet stores and on the TV............man how u gon say snakes are great WTF kinda bItch@zzness is dat:biggums: :biggums: :biggums:

They look amazing. A ton of people have them as pets. From cobras to boas, they're just crazy animals. What is your gripe? You're on some phobia shit right now.

[tjgoHAM]

They're native to Africa unless you're making a Kobe joke.

I had a Kobe joke in mind but didn't really think it through and didn't want to come off corny.

[JohnFreeman]

"Kobe just had to find a way to try to get into the playoffs"

:roll:

[Hamtaro CP3KDKG]

They look amazing. A ton of people have them as pets. From cobras to boas, they're just crazy animals. What is your gripe? You're on some phobia shit right now.
yeah dat a phobia:biggums: :biggums: cobras and boas:biggums: :biggums: :biggums: aint those dangerous WTF weird @zz nikkas man why not jut get a pit or somethin gotta be extra wit a fcking snake????????:biggums:

[tjgoHAM]

"Kobe just had to find a way to try to get into the playoffs"

:roll:

:roll: :roll:

[CelticBaller]

They look amazing. A ton of people have them as pets. From cobras to boas, they're just crazy animals. What is your gripe? You're on some phobia shit right now.
fvck snakes

[moe94]

yeah dat a phobia:biggums: :biggums: cobras and boas:biggums: :biggums: :biggums: aint those dangerous WTF weird @zz nikkas man why not jut get a pit or somethin gotta be extra wit a fcking snake????????:biggums:

You're talking about them being dangerous while simultaneously advocating pits...:whatever:

[Hamtaro CP3KDKG]

You're talking about them being dangerous while simultaneously advocating pits...:whatever:
Cmon cuh pits are lovely pets u just got train dem:biggums: :biggums: snakes are cold blooded lil brain treacherous, traitorous creature. My friends bro had a snake when he was 10 and he accidently slepped on it and kill it i cry:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

[tjgoHAM]

I think keeping a snake as a pet is pretty dumb and weird, isn't the point of a pet to share affection? Snakes don't feel affection. They belong in the wild.

[moe94]

I think keeping a snake as a pet is pretty dumb and weird, isn't the point of a pet to share affection? Snakes don't feel affection. They belong in the wild.

Not really. Some people just like having exotic pets.

[Hamtaro CP3KDKG]

Not really. Some people just like having exotic pets.
Exotic.......SMH u somalian nikka:roll: :roll: :roll:

[tjgoHAM]

Not really. Some people just like having exotic pets.


yeah and those people are weird as fvck. Really, what kind of person wants a rattlesnake or a scorpion in their house? I couldn't do it.

[moe94]

Exotic.......SMH u somalian nikka:roll: :roll: :roll:

I don't own snakes. I just think they're great animals. :confusedshrug:

[D.J.]

yeah and those people are weird as fvck. Really, what kind of person wants a rattlesnake or a scorpion in their house? I couldn't do it.


A rattlesnake is illegal to have as a pet. You want to handle a venomous snake?

[Smook A.]

http://i.imgur.com/kkNmMHu.png

[Clutch]

Rumor has it that Spurs shooting guard Danny Green collects snakes.
"That's the No. 1 suspect right there," Barton said, laughing.

:oldlol:

[andremiller07]

Lucky it was Thomas Robinson who found it, cause he can't catch anything with those hands, therefore avoiding a bite.

[JUDGE WITNESS]

"Kobe just had to find a way to try to get into the playoffs"

:roll:
:lol :lol

[ShackEelOKneel]

Lucky it was Thomas Robinson who found it, cause he can't catch anything with those hands, therefore avoiding a bite.

Catching is fine, he gets rebounds a plenty. But what he does once he has the ball is his issue.

[andremiller07]

Catching is fine, he gets rebounds a plenty. But what he does once he has the ball is his issue.
Catching passes and controlling the ball is a massive issue he's awful at it, Kwame Brown could rebound just fine as well but he had awful hands like T-Rob.

[BlazerRed]

Security tapes need reviewed. I'm dead serious. I don't buy that it was a coincidence.
This. WTF?!

[iBandwagon]

Catching passes and controlling the ball is a massive issue he's awful at it, Kwame Brown could rebound just fine as well but he had awful hands like T-Rob.

Nobody should be passing to T-Rob anyway.

[Brokenbeat]

Exotic.......SMH u somalian nikka:roll: :roll: :roll:

:oldlol:

[Budadiiii]

lol @ animal people. **** y'all.

Hate every single wild animal. They're all dumb and dangerous. Admire them at the zoo or on youtube but do not get them as pets. Women especially hate geeks who like snakes and tarantulas.

Hamsters and fish are ok. Hamsters are very cute. Snakes are disgusting creatures. They are scary and unpredictable, and ungrateful. They don't respect anything. They are ruthless killers.

Animals are meant to be left alone. If you aren't scared of wild animals, then you're a f*ggot.

[MMM]

Snakes are my niguhs
funny stories in my family about being related to them :lol

[ShackEelOKneel]

Nobody should be passing to T-Rob anyway.

Precisely :lol

[Bones_Jones]

bats and snakes, wtf?

They probably even have rodeos in there, probably smells like shit in there.

[ShackEelOKneel]

bats and snakes, wtf?

They probably even have rodeos in there, probably smells like shit in there.

:lol

[BoutPractice]

There is a gif to be made...

[East_Stone_Ya]

spurs :oldlol:

[BlazerRed]

There is a gif to be made...
I tried to look for a gif of a snake chasing people so I could do something with it but couldn't find one..

[moe94]

I tried to look for a gif of a snake chasing people so I could do something with it but couldn't find one..

There were a couple gifs from the Anaconda films that I tried to do but I guess I'm too tired because they came out garbage.

[Verticality]

I would have pooped.

[-Lebron23-]

The snake was lucky that wasn't the 2010 Wizards locker room

[Wonder Bread Kid]

Security tapes need reviewed. I'm dead serious. I don't buy that it was a coincidence.

It's a garden snake. It's very likely it snuck in someone.

[shallehalle]

The snake was lucky that wasn't the 2010 Wizards locker room
:roll: :roll: :roll:

[VIntageNOvel]

The snake was lucky that wasn't the 2010 Wizards locker room


:roll: :applause:

[Manila]

are they sure that its not aldrige's dick?

[Marlo_Stanfield]

lol @ animal people. **** y'all.

Hate every single wild animal. They're all dumb and dangerous. Admire them at the zoo or on youtube but do not get them as pets. Women especially hate geeks who like snakes and tarantulas.

Hamsters and fish are ok. Hamsters are very cute. Snakes are disgusting creatures. They are scary and unpredictable, and ungrateful. They don't respect anything. They are ruthless killers.

Animals are meant to be left alone. If you aren't scared of wild animals, then you're a f*ggot.
http://cdn.niketalk.com/2/2f/350x700px-LL-2ff5111e_michael-jordan-laughing.gif

[Wavves]

lol @ animal people. **** y'all.

Hate every single wild animal. They're all dumb and dangerous. Admire them at the zoo or on youtube but do not get them as pets. Women especially hate geeks who like snakes and tarantulas.

Hamsters and fish are ok. Hamsters are very cute. Snakes are disgusting creatures. They are scary and unpredictable, and ungrateful. They don't respect anything. They are ruthless killers.

Animals are meant to be left alone. If you aren't scared of wild animals, then you're a f*ggot.

****ing beta

[All Net]

That is still scary stuff.

[AT9]

If I saw a snake in the Indiana, Milwaukee, NY, Portland, etc. locker rooms, I wouldn't be too concerned because it's probably either a non-venomous pet or non-venomous garden snake or something.

But in South Texas, Pheonix, or someplace similar? Hell no.

Manu was probably called in to take care of it like he did with the bat.