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tgan3
05-09-2014, 03:29 AM
Which is the ultimate animal fighter?

African Lion
Siberian Tiger
African Elephant
Anaconda
Silverback Gorilla
Saltwater Crocodile
Grizzly Bear
Hippo
Rhino

edit: komodo dragons as someone suggested too

hateraid
05-09-2014, 03:34 AM
Elephant, then hippo.

iBandwagon
05-09-2014, 03:39 AM
Damn, might as well choose the one that kills me quickest.

Relinquish
05-09-2014, 03:41 AM
African elephant and it's not even close.

This

iBandwagon
05-09-2014, 03:44 AM
Damn, might as well choose the one that kills me quickest.

Misread. Thought it was "which animal would you rather go 1 on 1 with in a fight." My bad.

iBandwagon
05-09-2014, 03:45 AM
Which is the ultimate animal fighter?

African Lion
Siberian Tiger
African Elephant
Anaconda
Silverback Gorilla
Saltwater Crocodile
Grizzly Bear
Hippo
Rhino

What is the setting? Some of those are better in the water.

ShackEelOKneel
05-09-2014, 03:56 AM
Hippos are supposed to be beasts in the water.

MMM
05-09-2014, 04:02 AM
African elephant and it's not even close.

African Elephant

or

this
http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/b5/fd/6f/b5fd6fd8647acfbe3a9833e71249ab69.jpg

tgan3
05-09-2014, 04:10 AM
What is the setting? Some of those are better in the water.

True, how about if there is both a land setting and a swamp/marshland setting? Would be fair for both types.

KingBeasley08
05-09-2014, 04:53 AM
Elephant shouldn't even be listed tbh. Huge mismatch

fiddy
05-09-2014, 05:16 AM
elephant>>

iBandwagon
05-09-2014, 05:22 AM
True, how about if there is both a land setting and a swamp/marshland setting? Would be fair for both types.

I'm going hippo then. I don't think an elephant is doing anything to a hippo if the hippo lunges at it from the water. Huge, fast/quick, and powerful jaws. Most the other animals only have 2 of those traits.

iBandwagon
05-09-2014, 05:25 AM
Overall, I think it depends on the match ups though. This is like paper rock scissors. I think the gorilla could take most out as well. It climbs the elephant and the elephant is fvcked. I think it could rip the jaws apart on a crock.

NuggetsFan
05-09-2014, 05:30 AM
African Elephants can be 10-13 FT tall, and 10-13K LBS heavy. Not sure that can be defeated. Maybe the Lion goes for it's neck and has superior hunting ability. Assuming the Elephant wins in a 1 vs 1 cage match setting.

iBandwagon
05-09-2014, 05:37 AM
African Elephants can be 10-13 FT tall, and 10-13K LBS heavy. Not sure that can be defeated. Maybe the Lion goes for it's neck and has superior hunting ability. Assuming the Elephant wins in a 1 vs 1 cage match setting.

I watched a video where it took a pack of lions to take down 1 elephant. As I mentioned though, the gorillas should be good to take on the elephant. It could climb the elephant in a heartbeat and the elephant would be screwed.

IcanzIIravor
05-09-2014, 05:38 AM
Which is the ultimate animal fighter?

African Lion
Siberian Tiger
African Elephant
Anaconda
Silverback Gorilla
Saltwater Crocodile
Grizzly Bear
Hippo
Rhino

Just because I always wanted to use this..

Terry Hoitz: No, I don't like you. I think you're a fake cop. The sound of your piss hitting the urinal, it sounds feminine. If you were in the wild, I would attack you, even if you weren't in my food chain. I would go out of my way to attack you. If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freaking eat you and then I'd bang your tuna girlfriend.

Allen Gamble: OK, first off: a lion, swimming in the ocean. Lions don't like water. If you placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source, that make sense. But you find yourself in the ocean, 20 foot wave, I'm assuming off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full grown 800 pound tuna with his 20 or 30 friends, you lose that battle, you lose that battle 9 times out of 10. And guess what, you've wandered into our school of tuna and we now have a taste of lion. We've talked to ourselves. We've communicated and said 'You know what, lion tastes good, let's go get some more lion'. We've developed a system to establish a beach-head and aggressively hunt you and your family and we will corner your pride, your children, your offspring.

Terry Hoitz: How you gonna do that?

Allen Gamble: We will construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp. We will be able to trap certain amounts of oxygen. It's not gonna be days at a time. An hour? Hour forty-five? No problem. That will give us enough time to figure out where you live, go back to the sea, get some more oxygen, and stalk you. You just lost at your own game. You're outgunned and out-manned.

[pause]

Allen Gamble: Did that go the way you thought it was gonna go? Nope.

iBandwagon
05-09-2014, 05:51 AM
Bull elephants take on hippos and rhinos by flipping them over like it's nothing. There is nothing a gorilla can do to even remotely budge an elephant. A toddler has a higher chance of beating the shit out of a grown man than a gorilla has taking on an elephant. The size difference is way too vast.

Is that on land against hippos?

What would an elephant do with a gorilla on its back tearing into it through the eye socket?

iBandwagon
05-09-2014, 05:52 AM
Just because I always wanted to use this..

Terry Hoitz: No, I don't like you. I think you're a fake cop. The sound of your piss hitting the urinal, it sounds feminine. If you were in the wild, I would attack you, even if you weren't in my food chain. I would go out of my way to attack you. If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freaking eat you and then I'd bang your tuna girlfriend.

Allen Gamble: OK, first off: a lion, swimming in the ocean. Lions don't like water. If you placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source, that make sense. But you find yourself in the ocean, 20 foot wave, I'm assuming off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full grown 800 pound tuna with his 20 or 30 friends, you lose that battle, you lose that battle 9 times out of 10. And guess what, you've wandered into our school of tuna and we now have a taste of lion. We've talked to ourselves. We've communicated and said 'You know what, lion tastes good, let's go get some more lion'. We've developed a system to establish a beach-head and aggressively hunt you and your family and we will corner your pride, your children, your offspring.

Terry Hoitz: How you gonna do that?

Allen Gamble: We will construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp. We will be able to trap certain amounts of oxygen. It's not gonna be days at a time. An hour? Hour forty-five? No problem. That will give us enough time to figure out where you live, go back to the sea, get some more oxygen, and stalk you. You just lost at your own game. You're outgunned and out-manned.

[pause]

Allen Gamble: Did that go the way you thought it was gonna go? Nope.

Love that movie :applause:

dunksby
05-09-2014, 06:29 AM
Komodo Dragons should be in the discussion as well.

CeltsGarlic
05-09-2014, 06:34 AM
Wilt should be in a discussion.

fiddy
05-09-2014, 06:38 AM
African Elephants can be 10-13 FT tall, and 10-13K LBS heavy. Not sure that can be defeated. Maybe the Lion goes for it's neck and has superior hunting ability. Assuming the Elephant wins in a 1 vs 1 cage match setting.
lions are pvussies, most animals on that list will kick their asses

Im Still Ballin
05-09-2014, 06:42 AM
Howabout.

Giant Squid (The Kraken) vs Great white shark

Great white shark vs Salt water croc

Great white shark vs Killer whale

tgan3
05-09-2014, 07:33 AM
Komodo Dragons should be in the discussion as well.

Great idea, though it would be a draw. Most animals should tear apart a dragon but if its toxic bite gets through it will kill the other animal too.

tgan3
05-09-2014, 07:35 AM
Howabout.

Giant Squid (The Kraken) vs Great white shark

Great white shark vs Salt water croc

Great white shark vs Killer whale

Don't know bout squid and shark but for the other 2 matchups
, it will be salt water croc and killer whale both victorious

nathanjizzle
05-09-2014, 09:33 AM
pound for pound, a tiger. siberian tiger at 700 pounds, matched fairly pound for pound with an african elephant at 15,000 pounds, it would be 21.5 siberian tigers vs 1 african elephant.

Derka
05-09-2014, 09:41 AM
African Elephant. It would take multiples of every other animal listed there to take one elephant down.

JohnnySic
05-09-2014, 09:45 AM
The elephant would pwn every one of them without breaking a sweat.

JEFFERSON MONEY
05-09-2014, 12:54 PM
Bengal tigers are superior preds to siberian though smaller

Orcas mammalian brain and Size conquers jaws

a pack of wolves or a pack of hyenas should be in discussion. I syspect 3 to 5 could take down a big cat.

rhinos would be amazing if they had a whiplash tail but they are poor visioned and only have horn and stomp
Defense and power are 11 out of 10 for this badboy

estuarian croc is really big and ancient. But Silverback has brains. Would love to see thism


edit LOL AT dude who said 21.5 siberian tigers against ele would be fair. Fuuk outta here. What next 21.5 pansers against an aircraft carrier one is designed to stalk and kill the other to feed plants dipsheyst

D-FENS
05-09-2014, 12:58 PM
It has to be the hippo or elephant. All of the big cats in this match are going to be scared of whatever strange situation they're put in and run around shitting everywhere, and spraying. That's what they do. Same with the gorilla, they flee and leave bloody diarrhea everywhere.

ALl the animals will be freaked, but when the elephant freaks out they trample shit. Hippos are just mean motheruckers

D-FENS
05-09-2014, 01:02 PM
a pack of wolves or a pack of hyenas should be in discussion. I syspect 3 to 5 could take down a big cat.


http://video.nationalgeographic.com/video/worlds-deadliest-ngs/deadliest-hyenas-lioness

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmJoe1w1gdc

There's another night video I have seen where the lioness fights off about 4 or 5 hyenas, but then they drag her down into the shallow water and kill her.

Makes me sad man, like Lion King sad. **** all those hyenas.

zoom17
05-09-2014, 01:07 PM
Since the Elephant is so powerful what about gorilla, lion, tiger hippo vs the elephant?

tomtucker
05-09-2014, 01:14 PM
The elephant would pwn every one of them without breaking a sweat.

what will the elefant use as weapon.....?.....the other animals have big teeth and claws ........:confusedshrug:

D-FENS
05-09-2014, 01:23 PM
what will the elefant use as weapon.....?.....the other animals have big teeth and claws ........:confusedshrug:

Weight, feet, tusks. Shit, even swinging his trunk is enough to hurt another animal.

I rode an elephant in Thailand, they're so big and powerful, and that's an Asian elephant. African elephants are massive.

PistonsFan#21
05-09-2014, 02:32 PM
what will the elefant use as weapon.....?.....the other animals have big teeth and claws ........:confusedshrug:

this is how powerful even a small elephant is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnsrdTjQZ0I

now imagine the huge African lion. Their skin is so thick too im sure it could handle a few lion bites

edit: heres a video of an even bigger elephant. it contains some graphic content so watch at your own discretion https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiqyqLl3MEM

D-FENS
05-09-2014, 02:43 PM
edit: heres a video of an even bigger elephant. it contains some graphic content so watch at your own discretion https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiqyqLl3MEM


Like a rag doll.

I asked to ride a male elephant by myself, and they wouldn't let me. They are unpredictable, plus they were covered in some sort of oil they secrete when the females are in heat.

The female one I rode was crazy and unpredictable enough - she took me for a dip in a river - fully soaked.

hateraid
05-09-2014, 06:41 PM
Thread was over in the second post

Heavincent
05-09-2014, 06:51 PM
In a natural jungle/forest setting, I'm probably taking either of the big cats due to their superior predatory skills. But in an enclosed cage setting? Yeah, the elephant would destroy a lion with ease.

Heavincent
05-09-2014, 07:06 PM
Damn, check out this mountain lion punking the shit out of a much larger bear https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yti2UY5D0zw

:bowdown:

Rocketswin2013
05-09-2014, 07:11 PM
Silverback gorilla. Not close either. the bone density and incredible strength. Not sure an animal could actually kill it.

mr.big35
05-09-2014, 07:14 PM
human would like them all with their superior natural selections of guns and knives

tontoz
05-09-2014, 07:21 PM
Is that on land against hippos?

What would an elephant do with a gorilla on its back tearing into it through the eye socket?


Roll over and crush it.

hateraid
05-09-2014, 07:24 PM
You can't say that when it's your own post though. Violates some sort of internet law.:lol

Should i have used /thread?

Budadiiii
05-09-2014, 07:29 PM
pound for pound, a tiger. siberian tiger at 700 pounds, matched fairly pound for pound with an african elephant at 15,000 pounds, it would be 21.5 siberian tigers vs 1 african elephant.
pound for pound doesn't mean shit in the wild.

Pound for pound, I'm probably the strongest person on the planet. I weigh 175 and can deadlift 2,300 pounds for 5 repetitions. I can benchpress 1,305 pounds for 7 repetitions

But I am very weak compared to a Gorilla. And I'm sure an ant is very strong pound for pound... or maybe a beetle. But I can squish those guys and an elephant can squish me.

So yes, I'm the strongest human on the planet and maybe the strongest animal period, if we're talking pound for pound. But that won't save me from a silverback. So the Siberian Tiger being a pound for pound monster is just a moral victory for those guys. Talk to me when they can take down an elephant

secund2nun
05-09-2014, 08:11 PM
The big 3 (elephant, rhino, hippo) should be removed because they will easily beat all of the other animals on that list. The elephant would easily be top with the Rhino and Hippo in some order after it.

Ranking the rest of the animals.

In shallower water:

Saltwater Crocodile
Grizzly Bear
Siberian Tiger
Anaconda
African Lion
Silverback Gorilla

on land:

Saltwater Crocodile
Grizzly Bear
Siberian Tiger
African Lion
Anaconda
Silverback Gorilla

Milbuck
05-09-2014, 08:50 PM
The elephant would shit on all of them. Literally. It would kill them, and take a steaming shit on them.

PistonsFan#21
05-09-2014, 10:13 PM
Silverback gorilla. Not close either. the bone density and incredible strength. Not sure an animal could actually kill it.

How would it beat or kill an elephant?

pauk
05-10-2014, 10:44 AM
Rhino i think stands the best chance against Elephant, their hide is like lvl 100 armour, they pack enough size/power to not get ragdolled around to much AND have two swords catapulting up in the perfect vicinity of an Elephants neck or belly.

hookul
05-10-2014, 11:14 AM
Elephant vs rhino footage:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUjnCZxskf8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7O_57NErUYo

but these are both young elephants (noticeable by their tusks), not a full grown male, for size comparison of what a full grown male elephant looks like when attacking a grown hippo:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJBtujXM5cQ

interesting footage, rhino against a buffalo:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjE6X4lbto0

rhnio "against" a hippo:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POdVTHwfZMc

Dictator
05-10-2014, 01:11 PM
Definitely the african elephant.

Pointguard
05-10-2014, 01:27 PM
Which is the ultimate animal fighter?

African Lion
Siberian Tiger
African Elephant
Anaconda
Silverback Gorilla
Saltwater Crocodile
Grizzly Bear
Hippo
Rhino

edit: komodo dragons as someone suggested too
Size and strength go to Elephant and Grizzly.

Most dangerous weapon Crocs. And have good speed.

Predators that kill other predators would be at the top of the list. They are usually smarter and exposed to more skills/strategies. Leopards and Jaguars eat more predators than any other animal - including snakes, small crocs and chimps are parts of their diet. So they are the most skilled of the bunch and the quickest killers of probably all animals. Solidary Tigers do the same, but to a lesser extent - sobeit bigger crocs/snakes/apes, and eat Black bears as well. While Male Lions are made to fight other Large cats a Siberian Tiger is just too much bigger.

A Tiger is the only animal going at an elephant one on one. And Felines having far more experience with predators, will eventually figure it out. Not one of those animals can catch a cat, once the cat knows that it is there. The Tiger will be content to injure in increments an African elephant. Its hardest fight would be a Grizzly but Tigers have experience in killing bears. A Lion probably won't beat a Grizzly the first time but would figure it out if they rest. A Grizzly couldn't do anything to an Elephant.

My order:

Tiger
Lion or Elephant
Elephant or Lion
Croc
Grizzly
Hippo
Anaconda
Rhino
Silverback
Komodo

Pointguard
05-10-2014, 04:04 PM
You crazy man, Hippos and crocs eat lions for breakfast. do you even discovery channel?

There is no shortage of youtube clips of Lions really eating them. I have never seen the reverse. Plus we are talking shallow water. Leopards and Jags eat Crocs as regular diet. Huge crocs would be too dangerous to deal with for no reason but Crocs aren't fast and can't fight for long. Here about 30 crocs leave a kill from a single Lion. Hippos bully Crocs but even Hyenas bully Hippos. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1pnTxj3GXU


And a even a baby hippo would kill a grizzly bear 10 times out of 10.

Hippos don't move fast. And Bears are really quick and are predators. Predators figure things out. Hippos are crazy dangerous, because they have that crazy bite, but getting to their back is pretty easy and they act tranquilized once a lion gets behind them.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aH27MC9KQUY

Bears are predators and figure out a way to win.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SqqG_LUss0



Elephant
Rhino/Hippo
Crocodile
Tiger
Lion
Grizzly
Silverback
Anaconda

Komodo is hard to rank. It's the only venomous animal on the list so all it really needs is one good bite on some of these animals.
Komodo's venom will take about two to four hours to take effect on a Lion much less the other animals here. It couldn't last against any of the predators for more than five minutes.

CasterL
05-10-2014, 07:41 PM
I watched this really interesting doc recently about famous tigress called Machli. They documented her whole life. She had some epic fights including holding her own against male tigers.

This takes the cake though. Footage of her killing 14ft croc... Pretty awesome.
https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&ei=UrduU87II4TFPN3bgIgC&url=http://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DuYC_R-tsrEU&cd=1&ved=0CCcQtwIwAA&usg=AFQjCNEAsCm3Iw_Yxfqg3uD55CLKjorXsA

CasterL
05-11-2014, 05:55 AM
You are insane if you think any cat is is even remotely approaching a saltwater crocodile. What? Did you see that jaguar kill that puny caiman and think that's how the story goes? :oldlol:

See last post before you. Tiger owning croc. Big cats are tacticians

ShackEelOKneel
05-11-2014, 06:23 AM
Roll over and crush it.

Wouldn't the gorilla just jump off and jump back on later?

ShackEelOKneel
05-11-2014, 06:29 AM
See last post before you. Tiger owning croc. Big cats are tacticians

That is because they were too far on land. Crocs are dangerous in the situation that it shows at the very end of the clip.

CasterL
05-11-2014, 07:12 AM
That is because they were too far on land. Crocs are dangerous in the situation that it shows at the very end of the clip.

Of course, but its still pretty amazing nonetheless. Someone earlier had salty ranked as no1 on land as well as water which this shows obviously isnt the case.

ShackEelOKneel
05-11-2014, 07:14 AM
Of course, but its still pretty amazing nonetheless. Someone earlier had salty ranked as no1 on land as well as water which this shows obviously isnt the case.

Got-ya :cheers: