View Full Version : After 37 years of careful scientific observation, I've come to the conclusion that...
RoundMoundOfReb
05-10-2014, 02:53 AM
The best way to rank players on an all time list is by number of Christmas MVPs.
1. LeBron James
It took the last 37 years of my life - diligently conducting research, constructing advanced scientific formulas and watching every second of NBA footage ever recorded to come to this conclusion. So it's pretty much irrefutable.
BasedTom
05-10-2014, 02:54 AM
Xmas MVP >>> any bullshit statistic or milestone from E!SPN
RoundMoundOfReb
05-10-2014, 03:00 AM
Xmas MVP >>> any bullshit statistic or milestone from E!SPN
Definitely. It's irrefutable.
Im Still Ballin
05-10-2014, 03:02 AM
Reported for taking the mickey out of my scientific report which can be found here ! >>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Repped for good analysis though!
inclinerator
05-10-2014, 03:04 AM
after 1 second research, ive come to the conclusion that op is indeed not a phaggit
RoundMoundOfReb
05-10-2014, 03:04 AM
Reported for taking the mickey out of my scientific report which can be found here ! >>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Repped for good analysis though!
I also enjoyed the findings of your scientific report. Astute analysis :applause:
Also, I couldn't have copied your report since my research started 27 years before.
Budadiiii
05-10-2014, 03:07 AM
LeBron stole Christmas.
Im Still Ballin
05-10-2014, 03:11 AM
LeBron stole Christmas.
Data transmission leak
You'd be suprised. I have used my time machine to not only go FORWARD in time, but also BACK in time. My research on your statement leads me to conclude that it is incorrect. PM me for further analysis.
JohnMax
05-10-2014, 03:13 AM
http://i.imgur.com/KdUzP0o.jpg
Im Still Ballin
05-10-2014, 03:22 AM
http://i.imgur.com/KdUzP0o.jpg
PM me and i'll explain why this is incorrect.
kamil
05-10-2014, 03:26 AM
http://i61.tinypic.com/vd1r3n.jpg
I fixed those stars for you...
5 Stars, repped. quality threads like this one should get more attention.
5 rings fan
05-10-2014, 04:23 AM
I fixed those stars for you...
Le*:roll:
DaSeba5
05-10-2014, 04:31 AM
http://i.imgur.com/KdUzP0o.jpg
:lol
Collie
05-10-2014, 04:37 AM
I fixed those stars for you...
:roll:
LAZERUSS
05-10-2014, 09:34 AM
Wilt on Christmas Day.
5-1 W-L record (his lone loss was by a 136-135 margin.)
1. 45 points, 34 rebounds, 15-33 FG/FGA Win
2. 59 points, 36 rebounds, 23-44 FG/FGA Loss
3. 32 points, 20 rebounds, 14-23 FG/FGA Win
4. 15 points, 25 rebounds, 6-10 FG/FGA Win
5. 15 points, 15 rebounds, 6-8 FG/FGA 23 blocks in a nationally televised game with all blocks recorded. Win
6. 24 points, 22 rebounds, 8-12 FG/FGA (played 37 minutes) Win
In his six games he averaged 31.7 ppg, 25.3 rpg, and shot .546 from the field.
T_L_P
05-10-2014, 09:36 AM
Wilt on Christmas Day.
5-1 W-L record (his lone loss was by a 136-135 margin.)
1. 45 points, 34 rebounds, 15-33 FG/FGA Win
2. 59 points, 36 rebounds, 23-44 FG/FGA Loss
3. 32 points, 20 rebounds, 14-23 FG/FGA Win
4. 15 points, 25 rebounds, 6-10 FG/FGA Win
5. 15 points, 15 rebounds, 6-8 FG/FGA 23 blocks in a nationally televised game with all blocks recorded. Win
6. 24 points, 22 rebounds, 8-12 FG/FGA (played 37 minutes) Win
In his six games he averaged 31.7 ppg, 25.3 rpg, and shot .546 from the field.
You are the ISH Grinch.
ArbitraryWater
05-10-2014, 09:36 AM
Wilt on Christmas Day.
5-1 W-L record (his lone loss was by a 136-135 margin.)
1. 45 points, 34 rebounds, 15-33 FG/FGA Win
2. 59 points, 36 rebounds, 23-44 FG/FGA Loss
3. 32 points, 20 rebounds, 14-23 FG/FGA Win
4. 15 points, 25 rebounds, 6-10 FG/FGA Win
5. 15 points, 15 rebounds, 6-8 FG/FGA 23 blocks in a nationally televised game with all blocks recorded. Win
6. 24 points, 22 rebounds, 8-12 FG/FGA (played 37 minutes) Win
In his six games he averaged 31.7 ppg, 25.3 rpg, and shot .546 from the field.
:facepalm
Akrazotile
05-10-2014, 09:37 AM
I never even noticed that they gave out an xmas day mvp, but if this is in fact true then it surpasses all other methods of player measurement and comparison.
LAZERUSS
05-10-2014, 11:00 AM
I'll let the Kobe, Lebron, Shaq, Duncan, Hakeem, and MJ fans post their player's Christmas Day games, but one more time...
Wilt on Christmas Day.
5-1 W-L record (his lone loss was by a 136-135 margin.)
1. 45 points, 34 rebounds, 15-33 FG/FGA Win
2. 59 points, 36 rebounds, 23-44 FG/FGA Loss
3. 32 points, 20 rebounds, 14-23 FG/FGA Win
4. 15 points, 25 rebounds, 6-10 FG/FGA Win
5. 15 points, 15 rebounds, 6-8 FG/FGA 23 blocks in a nationally televised game with all blocks recorded. Win
6. 24 points, 22 rebounds, 8-12 FG/FGA (played 37 minutes) Win
In his six games he averaged 31.7 ppg, 25.3 rpg, and shot .546 from the field.
Chamberlain has a case as the GOAT All-Star game player (certainly the greatest AS single game ever played, 42 points, on 17-23 FG/FGA, with 24 rebounds), as well.
RoundMoundOfReb
05-10-2014, 03:09 PM
Wilt on Christmas Day.
5-1 W-L record (his lone loss was by a 136-135 margin.)
1. 45 points, 34 rebounds, 15-33 FG/FGA Win
2. 59 points, 36 rebounds, 23-44 FG/FGA Loss
3. 32 points, 20 rebounds, 14-23 FG/FGA Win
4. 15 points, 25 rebounds, 6-10 FG/FGA Win
5. 15 points, 15 rebounds, 6-8 FG/FGA 23 blocks in a nationally televised game with all blocks recorded. Win
6. 24 points, 22 rebounds, 8-12 FG/FGA (played 37 minutes) Win
In his six games he averaged 31.7 ppg, 25.3 rpg, and shot .546 from the field.
How many Xmas mvps did he win?
LAZERUSS
05-10-2014, 03:36 PM
How many Xmas mvps did he win?
Presumably SIX.
RoundMoundOfReb
05-10-2014, 03:40 PM
Presumably SIX.
Actually ZERO.
KungFuJoe
05-10-2014, 03:40 PM
Presumably SIX.
It doesn't count if they're not actual trophies sitting in a case somewhere.
LAZERUSS
05-10-2014, 03:42 PM
It doesn't count if they're not actual trophies sitting in a case somewhere.
So you are one of those that believe that Russell wouldn't have won at least EIGHT FMVP's had the award existed at the time?
That's like claiming that Wilt only has one FMVP, simply because the award did not exist in '67, when he would have been a unanimous FMVP.
RoundMoundOfReb
05-10-2014, 05:46 PM
So you are one of those that believe that Russell wouldn't have won at least EIGHT FMVP's had the award existed at the time?
That's like claiming that Wilt only has one FMVP, simply because the award did not exist in '67, when he would have been a unanimous FMVP.
Winning the Xmas MVP is not simply about putting up great numbers, otherwise Kevin Durant or Dwyane Wade would've won it. It is MUCH more complex than that. So complex in fact, that it took me 37 years to understand completely.
LAZERUSS
05-10-2014, 05:55 PM
Winning the Xmas MVP is not simply about putting up great numbers, otherwise Kevin Durant or Dwyane Wade would've won it. It is MUCH more complex than that. So complex in fact, that it took me 37 years to understand completely.
Hmmm...
It only took me five minutes of reading this thread to KNOW that Wilt was the all-time Christmas MVP.
And the overwhelming evidence backs that up.
Five minutes.
ThatCoolKid
05-10-2014, 05:58 PM
Hmmm...
It only took me five minutes of reading this thread to KNOW that Wilt was the all-time Christmas MVP.
And the overwhelming evidence backs that up.
Five minutes.
Respect your elders, young blood.
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