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1987_Lakers
05-11-2014, 05:16 PM
Girl has alot of issues, no family, no friends, she has already ran my friend over with a car, threw his xbox out of a hotel window, cut his face with broken glass, they have gotten their rental car towed, he bailed her out of jail. Just yesterday he beat her ass in public at a Denny's. Oh and she's pregnant with his kid.

I'm done with this planet.

Le Shaqtus
05-11-2014, 05:20 PM
Kawaii as ****

BasedTom
05-11-2014, 05:22 PM
Worst coast problems.

Shade8780
05-11-2014, 05:24 PM
Stop talking to him before the hooker leaves him and he kills someone.

1987_Lakers
05-11-2014, 06:07 PM
That hooker use to go out with his cousin too, she destroyed his bmw with a baseball bat. She has the cousin's name and my friends name tattooed on her leg.

nathanjizzle
05-11-2014, 06:11 PM
you cali people are special.

Le Shaqtus
05-11-2014, 06:15 PM
Is she hot at least..

red1
05-11-2014, 06:34 PM
your friend is a chump

1987_Lakers
05-11-2014, 06:41 PM
Is she hot at least..

When she dresses like a slut yes, she attracts alot of attention because of her tits. But with no makeup and normal close she isn't attractive.

Done_And_Done
05-11-2014, 07:10 PM
So is he fine with the fact that she solicits her cooch? Or does he not approve but is without control?

Done_And_Done
05-11-2014, 07:14 PM
That hooker use to go out with his cousin too, she destroyed his bmw with a baseball bat. She has the cousin's name and my friends name tattooed on her leg.

Missed this***

WOW @ dealing with a basket case who has your own cousins name inked on her, let alone one who sells her vaj.

I'm gunna take a shot in the dark and presume that your buddy didn't exactly have the most stable upbringings himself, no?

Le Shaqtus
05-11-2014, 07:20 PM
When she dresses like a slut yes, she attracts alot of attention because of her tits. But with no makeup and normal close she isn't attractive.

I feel for you dude.

Duggrr
05-11-2014, 07:29 PM
LaLa land :applause:

highwhey
05-11-2014, 07:38 PM
You keep associating with these type of people and they will bring you down.

ballup
05-11-2014, 08:20 PM
Maybe he just loves the risky lifestyle, have you thought of that?

RoseCity07
05-11-2014, 08:58 PM
Girl has alot of issues, no family, no friends, she has already ran my friend over with a car, threw his xbox out of a hotel window, cut his face with broken glass, they have gotten their rental car towed, he bailed her out of jail. Just yesterday he beat her ass in public at a Denny's. Oh and she's pregnant with his kid.

I'm done with this planet.

I don't know why but by the time I read "threw his xbox out" I decided your are your friend.

If you aren't then all I can say is there is nothing you can do. My friend's current wife called the cops on him during a "break" of theirs. Then I found out she sucked her ex husbands dick. He still got back with her. The power of the p*ssy can overwhelm some guy.

L.Kizzle
05-11-2014, 10:16 PM
I don't know why but by the time I read "threw his xbox out" I decided your are your friend.

If you aren't then all I can say is there is nothing you can do. My friend's current wife called the cops on him during a "break" of theirs. Then I found out she sucked her ex husbands dick. He still got back with her. The power of the p*ssy can overwhelm some guy.
True, but this ain't regular psuuy, it's a prostitutes psuuy. Which basically means, it's everyone's psuuy.

rezznor
05-11-2014, 10:23 PM
Girl has alot of issues, no family, no friends, she has already ran my friend over with a car, threw his xbox out of a hotel window, cut his face with broken glass, they have gotten their rental car towed, he bailed her out of jail. Just yesterday he beat her ass in public at a Denny's. Oh and she's pregnant with his kid.

I'm done with this planet.


he travels with his xbox?

1987_Lakers
05-11-2014, 10:26 PM
Missed this***

WOW @ dealing with a basket case who has your own cousins name inked on her, let alone one who sells her vaj.

I'm gunna take a shot in the dark and presume that your buddy didn't exactly have the most stable upbringings himself, no?

My friend had a great upbringing, nice family and everything, his intention was to pimp the hoe, but it backfired, he fell in love with her and couldn't handle her at all.

Done_And_Done
05-11-2014, 10:47 PM
My friend had a great upbringing, nice family and everything, his intention was to pimp the hoe, but it backfired, he fell in love with her and couldn't handle her at all.

Talk about a love story from hell. Jeeze...

DeuceWallaces
05-11-2014, 10:53 PM
My friend had a great upbringing, nice family and everything, his intention was to pimp the hoe, but it backfired, he fell in love with her and couldn't handle her at all.

Ah, so he's just a complete idiot.