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waseem780
05-12-2014, 06:03 PM
So back a few months ago I was damn bored as hell without a life and made a catfish facebook profile , my intent was to just troll and have fun , well anyways I added some girls from my school and tried to talking to em , after a week I deactivated the account. Now im crushing on this girl who is one of the girls I talked to with the catfish account, we talked about how I disliked heavy metal and how my favorite sport is soccer/basketball, Today she over-heard me talking about the same two things to another guy , I was unlucky and somehow managed to let her know both those things about me so she probably thinks I was the catfish and yeah I like her and I think she kinda likes me back so everyone who read this feel free to laugh in my face for being a no-life immature fu*ker a few months ago

tjgoHAM
05-12-2014, 06:05 PM
didn't read, but I'm gonna assume too much weed

waseem780
05-12-2014, 06:12 PM
didn't read, but I'm gonna assume too much weed
hahaha , nah not weed this time

TheReal Kendall
05-12-2014, 06:12 PM
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/fbsmsh.gif

MadeFromDust
05-12-2014, 06:12 PM
Oh Haha. Hahahahaha. Aaaaahahahahahahaha :roll:

D-FENS
05-12-2014, 06:16 PM
So back a few months ago I was damn bored as hell without a life and made a catfish facebook profile , my intent was to just troll and have fun , well anyways I added some girls from my school and tried to talking to em , after a week I deactivated the account. Now im crushing on this girl who is one of the girls I talked to with the catfish account, we talked about how I disliked heavy metal and how my favorite sport is soccer/basketball, Today she over-heard me talking about the same two things to another guy , I was unlucky and somehow managed to let her know both those things about me so she probably thinks I was the catfish and yeah I like her and I think she kinda likes me back so everyone who read this feel free to laugh in my face for being a no-life immature fu*ker a few months ago

How old are you?

If you're in high school, I'm not making fun of you. You just have to figure out how to talk to girls. Don't try and cut corners doing the online creeping. Be confident and talk to her

imdaman99
05-12-2014, 06:18 PM
lol thats karma.

fiddy
05-12-2014, 06:18 PM
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/fbsmsh.gif
:oldlol:

Jameerthefear
05-12-2014, 06:21 PM
Waseem you goofy ass loser. Get it together man. Magic fans can't be actin like this.

waseem780
05-12-2014, 06:25 PM
How old are you?

If you're in high school, I'm not making fun of you. You just have to figure out how to talk to girls. Don't try and cut corners doing the online creeping. Be confident and talk to her
Im in high school , its not like that brah , If you wanna say im a stupid shy infront of girls c*nt then OK yeah , but if you wanna say im so no life, socially awkward un-confident loser ass kid then nah it aint me

waseem780
05-12-2014, 06:26 PM
Waseem you goofy ass loser. Get it together man. Magic fans can't be actin like this.
Lol I dont really give a f about chicks they come and go , theres plenty of fish in the sea. Im laughing about this situation its actually pretty funny

fiddy
05-12-2014, 06:27 PM
Waseem you goofy ass loser. Get it together man. Magic fans can't be actin like this.
You have an anime character on your avy :facepalm

BasedTom
05-12-2014, 06:32 PM
I don't think anyone spends much time thinking about a person they added on facebook and spoke with for a week. Especially many months after the fact. Unless she called you out on it, but I think you're just overthinking things in this situation.

If you want her, get her. Stop being a bitch.

Draz
05-12-2014, 06:36 PM
This thread had plenty of potential.


Listen. Im guessing you're in grade school somewhere around grade 1-6. You need to be straight forward, tell her you have your coodii shots and don't plan on losing it until marriage. Girls like guys that are upfront and confident. Don't be a dweeb

waseem780
05-12-2014, 06:37 PM
I don't think anyone spends much time thinking about a person they added on facebook and spoke with for a week. Especially many months after the fact. Unless she called you out on it, but I think you're just overthinking things in this situation.

If you want her, get her. Stop being a bitch.
I aint bein a bitch im just laughing at myself

waseem780
05-12-2014, 06:39 PM
This thread had plenty of potential.


Listen. Im guessing you're in grade school somewhere around grade 1-6. You need to be straight forward, tell her you have your coodii shots and don't plan on losing it until marriage. Girls like guys that are upfront and confident. Don't be a dweeb
Funny funny lol

Draz
05-12-2014, 06:42 PM
It happens. You should get her to send you nudes after she falls in love with the fake profile. Then confront her in person and talk about it. Then she will be yours, forever.

waseem780
05-12-2014, 06:45 PM
It happens. You should get her to send you nudes after she falls in love with the fake profile. Then confront her in person and talk about it. Then she will be yours, forever.
lol before i deactivated the account I told her it was a catfish account she didn't ever believe it was real anyways. And tbh i dont really care that much , chicks come and go , im in highschool its about doing stupid sh*t and laughing about it later

nathanjizzle
05-12-2014, 06:48 PM
So back a few months ago I was damn bored as hell without a life and made a catfish facebook profile , my intent was to just troll and have fun , well anyways I added some girls from my school and tried to talking to em , after a week I deactivated the account. Now im crushing on this girl who is one of the girls I talked to with the catfish account, we talked about how I disliked heavy metal and how my favorite sport is soccer/basketball, Today she over-heard me talking about the same two things to another guy , I was unlucky and somehow managed to let her know both those things about me so she probably thinks I was the catfish and yeah I like her and I think she kinda likes me back so everyone who read this feel free to laugh in my face for being a no-life immature fu*ker a few months ago


brew, same thing kind of happened to me. i made an online profile on a dating website just to **** around with girls, and i actually found someone i like and fell in love with her. :mad: :(

Draz
05-12-2014, 06:52 PM
brew, same thing kind of happened to me. i made an online profile on a dating website just to **** around with girls, and i actually found someone i like and fell in love with her. :mad: :(
And she was too in love with your catfish account and you had absolutely no chance.


God you two. You guys need to make your own dating website, :roll:

waseem780
05-12-2014, 06:55 PM
one fcukin week of messing around aint like im some creep who cant talk to girls

Draz
05-12-2014, 06:59 PM
Remember even when you *********e to porn use a condom

waseem780
05-12-2014, 07:01 PM
Remember even when you *********e to porn use a condom
okay lol

IamRAMBO24
05-12-2014, 07:06 PM
So back a few months ago I was damn bored as hell without a life and made a catfish facebook profile , my intent was to just troll and have fun , well anyways I added some girls from my school and tried to talking to em , after a week I deactivated the account. Now im crushing on this girl who is one of the girls I talked to with the catfish account, we talked about how I disliked heavy metal and how my favorite sport is soccer/basketball, Today she over-heard me talking about the same two things to another guy , I was unlucky and somehow managed to let her know both those things about me so she probably thinks I was the catfish and yeah I like her and I think she kinda likes me back so everyone who read this feel free to laugh in my face for being a no-life immature fu*ker a few months ago

Trust me she doesn't like you. You're just a creeper and an insecure loser. Catfish? WTF? What is wrong with you?

IamRAMBO24
05-12-2014, 07:07 PM
brew, same thing kind of happened to me. i made an online profile on a dating website just to **** around with girls, and i actually found someone i like and fell in love with her. :mad: :(

Take post above and apply to you also.

waseem780
05-12-2014, 07:20 PM
Only one person in the world dislikes heavy metal and likes basketball.
Dislikes heavy metal , likes soccer , and lives in same area , i wonder who it could be

D-FENS
05-12-2014, 07:56 PM
Im in high school , its not like that brah , If you wanna say im a stupid shy infront of girls c*nt then OK yeah , but if you wanna say im so no life, socially awkward un-confident loser ass kid then nah it aint me

Sounds like you. You're painting the picture for us, dweeb. I'm just telling you what you've painted.

waseem780
05-12-2014, 08:07 PM
Sounds like you. You're painting the picture for us, dweeb. I'm just telling you what you've painted.
Well i dont really give a shit sooo yeah

D-FENS
05-12-2014, 08:14 PM
Well i dont really give a shit sooo yeah

But you do, you're posting your bitch problems here, like a bitch. You either have nothing to do (pathetic teenage life), or you're bitch-made.

waseem780
05-12-2014, 08:33 PM
But you do, you're posting your bitch problems here, like a bitch. You either have nothing to do (pathetic teenage life), or you're bitch-made.
ehhh not really , i mean i did give a shit about it for like 1 hour , but now i dont really care and i do have nothing to do , so yeah , and bitch-made? nah im mentally strong for the most part

D-FENS
05-12-2014, 08:47 PM
ehhh not really , i mean i did give a shit about it for like 1 hour , but now i dont really care and i do have nothing to do , so yeah , and bitch-made? nah im mentally strong for the most part

Stop trying to prove yourself to me then. Bitch-made.

waseem780
05-12-2014, 08:54 PM
Stop trying to prove yourself to me then. Bitch-made.
okay cool